Liberal Forum

HANOI, VIETNAM—Tearing up as he described the courage he would have had no choice but to summon had he not been born into a life of luxury, President Trump reportedly took time Tuesday before the North Korea summit in Hanoi to travel south and lay a wreath at the spot where he would have died in the Vietnam War if he weren’t rich.

“Today we recognize those who, like myself, would have been forced to make the ultimate sacrifice had they not come from wealthy families who could call in a favor from a doctor friend and get exempted from the draft,” said Trump, speaking for several minutes about the death he would have faced if he had been unable to afford an elite education and, instead of receiving college deferments, had been conscripted to fight in a conflict in which more than 58,000 Americans died.

“I would have died bravely with my fellow soldiers right here in this field had I not had a father who could pull some strings and make sure I never had to do anything like that.

So today, I reflect upon and honor all those who were able to avoid service, especially those who received a medical deferment from a podiatrist who rented office space from their dad.”

Trump went on to announce that a new monument would be erected on the National Mall in Washington to honor all affluent survivors of the Vietnam draft.

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Guess Sean Hannity Wants To Be Under Investigation, Just Like His Beloved President



On the first day after Michael Cohen obliterated the president on live TV and credibly accused him (yes CREDIBLY, because he brought RECEIPTS) of committing many crimes, Sean Hannity spent much of his show screaming at Michael Cohen.

We don't know what-all he said, because we were watching Maddow, but our only thought was, "Well that is just mean of him to talk about his former lawyer that way."

Because remember how back in April 2018, Cohen revealed in court that he WAS TOO EITHER a real lawyer, because he had THREE HUMAN CLIENTS?

One was Trump, obviously; the second was former RNC money man Elliott Broidy, who's had his own business going on during the Trump era; and the third was SEAN HANNITY.

We've never really understood the extent of the attorney-client relationship between Cohen and Hannity, because Hannity has never come clean about it, maybe because he was panicked after the FBI raid on Cohen, and/or maybe because he knows Cohen had this really weird habit of taping his clients.

And if you want more details than that, definitely don't watch Hannity for the past year and a half, because on TV he acts like this never happened, and he apparently just expects his viewers to accept that, because they're the biggest morons in the whole entire US and A.

But last night, Hannity may have really stepped in it and earned himself an investigation from (at the very least) Congress, and maybe also America's patriotic pals at the Southern District of New York, assuming he's not already under investigation and fully aware of it. Look what that genius did:



HANNITY: You know, I was kind of dragged in a little bit to the Michael Cohen, as you -- I interviewed him many times on video and TV ...

TRUMP: Right.

HANNITY: He was never my attorney. He did/didn't [unclear - Ed.] apologize to me for his attorney saying that in court. But I can tell you personally, he said to me, at least a dozen times ...

Because Hannity's TV show is a good place for personal heart-to-hearts between Hannity and the president.

Now give us the tapes of all their late night sexxx chats.

HANNITY: that he made the decision on the [illegal porn payoffs to the women] and that he didn't tell you ...

TRUMP: Yeah. [nodding!]

HANNITY: He told me! Personally!

TRUMP: He did! And he made the decision!

Guys, you have to watch the video to see how Trump reacts to this.

He looks off to the right like a liar trying to absorb the new cover story Sean Hannity had just mama-birded into his mouth on the fly.

You can see how when Trump says, "And he made the decision," he's seriously just repeating the new story and trying to learn it, so maybe his addled brain will remember it again in five minutes.

And all of Twitter said in unison, "IS THAT **** MORON TRYING TO EARN HIMSELF A SUBPOENA?"

And by "moron," we mean Hannity, because hello, leading the witness much?

Also, despite how Trump has lied about this repeatedly, does Hannity not understand that Cohen pleaded guilty in federal court to participating in the illegal porn payoff felonies in concert with and at the direction of Individual-1?

Does he not understand that this is exactly what SDNY believes happened, because it has ALL THE RECEIPTS?

Has Hannity not heard that one tape of Cohen and Trump discussing the payoffs?

Did Hannity not see THIS CHECK, with Donald Trump's signature on it, which Cohen showed Congress this week?



At least one Democratic member of the House Judiciary Committee saw what Hannity did and reacted as you'd expect:



And apparently other members of Congress are thinking the same thing:



Enjoy Congress, ****!

Of course, the committee chairmen will have to make those official decisions, but come on, does anybody think the Dems will not subpoena that idiot who just made himself a witness in a number of investigations, both congressional and federal, assuming again for no reason that he wasn't already caught up in the SDNY investigation?

Legal Twitter doesn't think so!





We've said it before and we'll say it again. The only saving grace of the entire **** that is the Donald Trump era is that every single one of these assholes, to a person, is the dumbest **** person you've ever met.

Can you imagine if even one of them had a brain?
We shudder to think.

https://www.wonkette.com/sean-hannity-a ... t-buttplug

NeoConvict » 01 Mar 2019 1:07 pm » wrote:Going to hell for this one.