A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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And still not one single shred of actual evidence of one single crime. :rofl: :rofl:

I smell desperation. :clap:
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Termin8tor » 21 Mar 2019 12:02 pm » wrote:And still not one single shred of actual evidence of one single crime. :rofl: :rofl:
I smell desperation. :clap:
And I smell **** coming from your post.
Your Cult45 leader is the one who reeks of desperation.

Yesterday as he approached a group of reporters on his way to board Marine One, instead of saying 'hello' he greeted them with 'no collusion, no collusion.'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Misty » 21 Mar 2019 1:49 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 21 Mar 2019 12:02 pm » wrote:And still not one single shred of actual evidence of one single crime. :rofl: :rofl:

I smell desperation. :clap:
And I smell **** coming from your post.

Your Cult45 leader is the one who reeks of desperation.
Oh yeah, it was a huge Trump scandal that Manafort cheated on his taxes two years before he worked for Trump.

Or that he claimed to the bank that his family was living in a condo, when in fact he was renting it.

Or that Cohen cheated on his taxes about taxi medallions he was involved in.

Or that Popadoplous told such a minor lie that he got what, a week in jail? :rofl:

Or that Flynn told one arguable lie, but in fact was set up by by that dirtbag Comey in a fake investigation into the, guffaw, Logan Act.

For which two people in the history of the US have been charged, and zero convicted, over 150 years ago.

The future of the country is threatened by such huge crimes. :clap: :clap:
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Termin8tor » 21 Mar 2019 1:37 pm » wrote:Other than little Miss Marxist, cite one single liberal I've "stalked."
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Trump Ramps Up Attacks On John McCain By Dragging Senator’s Exhumed Corpse Behind Motorcade30 minutes agoSEE MORE: Donald TrumpImage

WASHINGTON—Doubling down on his criticism of the departed lawmaker in the face of bipartisan condemnation, President Trump ramped up his attacks Thursday against the late John McCain by exhuming the senator’s corpse and dragging it behind his presidential motorcade. “I’m having some trouble understanding the strategy behind unearthing the body of this true American hero, chaining it to the bumper of a limousine, and driving it around our nation’s capital,” said Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT), who added that shackling McCain’s half-decomposed remains by the neck to the presidential state car and speeding through D.C.’s most pothole-ridden streets would only serve to distract people from Trump’s important policy initiatives. “It’s not only counterproductive, but an insult to John McCain’s memory to see his lifeless body bouncing and flailing across the National Mall like that. It certainly wasn’t necessary for them to exceed 55 miles on the Beltway. I’d really prefer if the president refrained from such conduct.” At press time, sources confirmed Trump had further escalated his attacks against the late senator by off-roading with the corpse through the rugged terrain of Rock Creek Park.
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Annoyed Liberall » 21 Mar 2019 2:52 pm » wrote:WASHINGTON—Doubling down on his criticism of the departed lawmaker in the face of bipartisan condemnation, President Trump ramped up his attacks Thursday against the late John McCain by exhuming the senator’s corpse and dragging it behind his presidential motorcade.
I actually would not be surprised or shocked if this were true and not satire.
How sad is that?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Gas bag goes low, then goes lower, and hits bottom! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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21 Mar 2019 9:31 pm
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Hey Red.
I changed my mind about signing up for Part B.
I went to Scranton today and signed up.
Now I have to look for a supplemental plan.

It's going to cost me more each month, but the co-pays on my Blue Cross/Blue Shield are going up too much, so I hope in the end, I will break even.

I got a prescription filled last week and the co-pay had doubled.
And hubby had a bunch of tests recently and he had to pay a lot out of pocket.

I can suspend my Blue Cross, so I can always go back if I change my mind.

Scranton was like an actual city.
It was the first time I had been to a real city for quite a while.
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nuckin futz » 21 Mar 2019 5:43 pm » wrote:Gas bag goes low, then goes lower, and hits bottom! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
There is no bottom.
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Misty » 21 Mar 2019 9:31 pm » wrote: Hey Red.
I changed my mind about signing up for Part B.
I went to Scranton today and signed up.
Now I have to look for a supplemental plan.

It's going to cost me more each month, but the co-pays on my Blue Cross/Blue Shield are going up too much, so I hope in the end, I will break even.

I got a prescription filled last week and the co-pay had doubled.
And hubby had a bunch of tests recently and he had to pay a lot out of pocket.

I can suspend my Blue Cross, so I can always go back if I change my mind.

Scranton was like an actual city.
It was the first time I had been to a real city for quite a while.
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Well, I am going on it this June. I don't have a lot of decisions to make till I am 70. Part of my agreement on selling the company is that they pay my supplements till my 70th Bday. sorta weird, but given TW's situation I made that part of the deal, it's complicated, but it works. she also has her teacher retirement bennies.

I guess, I probably should get more involved.

As far as cities, I rarely go to Mobile, for things I can't get around here, it is easier to go to Pensacola. I can see Mobile across the Bay but takes two hours by road vehicle.
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Misty » 21 Mar 2019 9:32 pm » wrote: There is no bottom.
So we're into negative numbers now? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 6:26 pm » wrote:Biggest joke of the year. :rofl: :rofl:
No More Indictments Expected in Mueller Probe

No More Indictments Expected in Mueller Probe

No More Indictments Expected in Mueller Probe

No More Indictments Expected in Mueller Probe

No More Indictments Expected in Mueller Probe
Did you expect him to indict Trump, Precious?
You do know that there is a DOJ policy that says you can't indict a sitting president, right?
:rofl:

Mueller farmed a bunch of **** that he uncovered out to other juristictions, so there very well could be more indictments.

I have to wonder why the investigation ended before the Roger Stone case is over.
Did Barr shut it down?
I don't trust anything that comes out of this AG's office.
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Look at this Tea Party MAGA hat wearing clown shouting into a plastic gallon (bleach) bottle.

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Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 6:45 pm » wrote:
Misty » 22 Mar 2019 6:37 pm » wrote:Did you expect him to indict Trump, Precious?
You do know that there is a DOJ policy that says you can't indict a sitting president, right?
:rofl:
Mueller farmed a bunch of **** that he uncovered out to other juristictions, so there very well could be more indictments.
Oh, I see.
All those indictments are right around the corner!
Just about to happen!
Any minute now!
Check's in the mail! :rofl: :rofl:
No Precious.
Investigations take time.
Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 6:45 pm » wrote:
Misty » 22 Mar 2019 6:37 pm » wrote:I have to wonder why the investigation ended before the Roger Stone case is over.
Did Barr shut it down?
I don't trust anything that comes out of this AG's office.
Boy, you got really upset and lied that I was trashing the Justice Dept. and FBI when I criticized a few deeply corrupt officials at the top. You got really, really shriek-y about it. :rofl:
Now without one single shred of evidence, you're trashing AG Barr.
I am not trashing the whole DOJ, certainly not the career people that you smeared.

Sorry, but I don't trust Barr, and I sure as hell didn't trust that jackass Whitaker.
Trump fired Sessions and put them in there for a reason.
To cover his ***.
He's very open about the fact that he thinks that is the job if the AG, which of course it is not.
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Misty » 22 Mar 2019 6:55 pm » wrote:Sorry, but I don't trust Barr, and I sure as hell didn't trust that jackass Whitaker.
Whittaker saw Democrats conducting a dishonest clown show and treated them with the contempt they obviously deserved. :)

I think you will see a lot more of that from now on.

Beginning with Trump and officials stiffing Democrat committees demanding documents and testimony they have no right to get.
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Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 7:01 pm » wrote:
Misty » 22 Mar 2019 6:55 pm » wrote:Sorry, but I don't trust Barr, and I sure as hell didn't trust that jackass Whitaker.
Trump fired Sessions and put them in there for a reason.
To cover his ***.
He's very open about the fact that he thinks that is the job if the AG, which of course it is not.
Oh, Trump needed to cover his ***, except there are zero indictments of anyone by Mueller that related to any crime by Trump. :rofl:
Making your claim utter ****.
Why do you keep ignoring that Trump (Individual-1) was named as what amounts to an unindicted coconspirator in a felony?

Barr was hired because of that strange unsolicited memo he wrote on obstruction of justice, and Whitaker auditioned for the job on TV.

He appeared on CNN as a Trump defender hoping to get noticed by Trump in order to get a job.
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crimsongulf » 21 Mar 2019 9:52 pm » wrote:
Misty » 21 Mar 2019 9:31 pm » wrote:Hey Red.
I changed my mind about signing up for Part B.
I went to Scranton today and signed up.
Now I have to look for a supplemental plan.
It's going to cost me more each month, but the co-pays on my Blue Cross/Blue Shield are going up too much, so I hope in the end, I will break even.
I got a prescription filled last week and the co-pay had doubled.
And hubby had a bunch of tests recently and he had to pay a lot out of pocket.
I can suspend my Blue Cross, so I can always go back if I change my mind.
Scranton was like an actual city.
It was the first time I had been to a real city for quite a while.
:rofl:
Well, I am going on it this June. I don't have a lot of decisions to make till I am 70. Part of my agreement on selling the company is that they pay my supplements till my 70th Bday. sorta weird, but given TW's situation I made that part of the deal, it's complicated, but it works. she also has her teacher retirement bennies.
I guess, I probably should get more involved.
It's so **** complicated.
If you sign up after your Initial Enrollment Period there is a 10% penalty for every 12 months you are over your IEP.

I don't know if that would apply in your case, but you should find out.
crimsongulf » 21 Mar 2019 9:52 pm » wrote:As far as cities, I rarely go to Mobile, for things I can't get around here, it is easier to go to Pensacola. I can see Mobile across the Bay but takes two hours by road vehicle.
The joke around here is that everything is 40 minutes away.
Anytime you ask someone how far away something is, they always say it's about 40 minutes away.

So when we got in the car to go to Scranton, we got directions from OnStar, and it said, "Your destination is 40 minutes away."

My husband and I cracked up.
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