A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Ricky Tavy » 22 Mar 2019 9:38 pm » wrote:If you're talking about Medicare Part B, there is a problem in not getting it. You are going to want it eventually, but the cost for not getting it goes up by 10% for every year you don't have it. Wait five years, and it will cost 50% more.
Yes, I know.
I wasn't going to sign up, but I changed my mind.
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Termin8tor » 23 Mar 2019 7:32 am » wrote: And speaking of complete jokes, here's Rachel Madcow!
Conspiracy Theorist Rachel Maddow CRIES ON AIR Over Mueller Report and Announcement That There Will Be No More Indictments :clap:

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https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... dictments/
Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag.
Somehow the Tea Party got my email address and that is the same **** that they are spreading in their emails.

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I watched her show last night and she did NOT cry on the air.
Not even close.
Gatewaypundit took a screen shot of her with a weird expression on her face from the video to make it look like she was crying.
The video posted on your own stupid link shows that she was not crying.
I told you not to trust that piece of **** lying website.

The Tea Party also say that Mika Brzezinski was STUNNED when she read off the teleprompter that Mueller wasn't going to issue any more indictments.
Only one problem.
Mika was no where near a teleprompter when the story came out in the late afternoon.
She is on from 6 to 9 AM.

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And the **** Tea Party is raising money off of those lies.

You wanna speak about complete jokes, Precious?
Let's talk about you posting that crap from a wingnut website, and not even bothering to watch the video that debunks their own claim, before you just threw it up on the forum.

They count on fools like you to spread that phony crap across the internet, and you don't disappoint.
You stupid tin foil hat wearing mother ****.

How ironic for a conspiracy theory website like gatewaypundit to call Rachel Maddow a conspiracy theorist.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Misty » 23 Mar 2019 7:02 pm » wrote:Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag.
Somehow the Tea Party got my email address and that is the same **** that they are spreading in their emails.

I watched her show last night and she did NOT cry on the air.
Not even close.
I saw the show, too, and I thought not only was she about to break out in tears, but was on the verge of having a nervous breakdown. I might have saw a tear or two, but couldn't be sure. :blink:

One side of her face was pulled back in a truly bizarre way.

So once again you call a well founded opinion based on video evidence a "lie."

Coming from a psychopath like you, that's really hilarious. :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:21 am » wrote:
Misty » 23 Mar 2019 7:02 pm » wrote:Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag....
I told you not to trust that piece of **** lying website.

You wanna speak about complete jokes, Precious?
Let's talk about you posting that crap from a wingnut website, and not even bothering to watch the video that debunks their own claim, before you just threw it up on the forum.
Liar, I saw her live that night.

I saw that wackjob just to see if she had the integrity to admit she'd been almost completely and utterly wrong about this whole issue.
That she had spread wild, baseless charges.
That she had speculated in lunatic directions.

That she had made accusations on the basis of zero evidence.

She didn't. The person you claimed "tells it like it is" is a lying, smearing **** fraud.

Like you are.
They count on fools like you to spread that phony crap across the internet, and you don't disappoint.
You stupid tin foil hat wearing mother ****.
Given that you are a person of very high integrity, I'm absolutely sure you will fully credit Gateway and all my sources once the coming indictments of Obama and Deep State officials are made public.

Just kidding! You'll lie through your teeth like you always do. :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:07 am » wrote:
Misty » 23 Mar 2019 7:02 pm » wrote:Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag.
I watched her show last night and she did NOT cry on the air.
Not even close.
I saw the show, too, and I thought not only was she about to break out in tears, but was on the verge of having a nervous breakdown. I might have saw a tear or two, but couldn't be sure. :blink:
One side of her face was pulled back in a truly bizarre way.
So once again you call a well founded opinion based on video evidence a "lie."
You did NOT watch her show, you filthy **** liar.

And gatewaypundit did not say she was 'on the verge' of tears.
They said she 'burst into tears' and 'cried' on air.

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Now give me the exact timestamp in the video you posted from gatewaypundit where Maddow 'burst into tears' and 'cried' on air.

If you can't do that, or refuse to do that, then I will take that as your admission that you are a filthy degenerate liar, not that I need your admission.
I already know that.
Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:07 am » wrote:Coming from a psychopath like you, that's really hilarious.
I'm not the psychopath who posted a video that debunked his own lie.

You are lying about something which is easily disproven, and expecting people to take your word over something they are seeing with their own eyes.
If that's not **** crazy, I don't know what is.

Now, I await that timestamp Precious, that shows exactly in that video where Maddow 'burst into tears.'
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:04 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:21 am » wrote:Liar, I saw her live that night.

I saw that wackjob just to see if she had the integrity to admit she'd been almost completely and utterly wrong about this whole issue.
That she had spread wild, baseless charges.
That she had speculated in lunatic directions.

That she had made accusations on the basis of zero evidence.

She didn't. The person you claimed "tells it like it is" is a lying, smearing **** fraud.

Like you are.
You did NOT watch her show, you filthy **** liar.
So you've gone Full Psycho again. :loco:


Get stuffed.
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:04 pm » wrote:Now give me the exact timestamp in the video you posted from gatewaypundit where Maddow 'burst into tears' and 'cried' on air.

If you can't do that, or refuse to do that, then.....
The psychopathic liar who has stonewalled almost every single question I've asked her for years and years and years is now stamping her feet over the huge issue of whether that leftist lunatic cried or almost cried. :rofl: :rofl:

Get stuffed, psycho.
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Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 7:03 pm » wrote:
Misty » 22 Mar 2019 6:55 pm » wrote:Sorry, but I don't trust Barr, and I sure as hell didn't trust that jackass Whitaker.
Whittaker saw Democrats conducting a dishonest clown show and treated them with the contempt they obviously deserved. :)
Whitaker IS a **** clown show and a fraud just like the man who hired him.
He scammed people with his fraudulent patent company just like Trump scammed people with his phony university.
They are birds of a feather.
Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 7:03 pm » wrote:I think you will see a lot more of that from now on.
Beginning with Trump and officials stiffing Democrat committees demanding documents and testimony they have no right to get.
So you don't think that Congressional Committees have a right to conduct oversight over the Executive Branch?

I guess this is a new opinion of yours, because I don't recall you ever saying that Republican run committees did not have a right to demand documents and testimony from the Obama administration, you stupid partisan hack.
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:20 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 22 Mar 2019 7:03 pm » wrote:Whittaker saw Democrats conducting a dishonest clown show and treated them with the contempt they obviously deserved. :)
Whitaker IS a **** clown show and a fraud just like the man who hired him.
He scammed people with his fraudulent patent company just like Trump scammed people with his phony university.
They are birds of a feather.
Hey wait a minute. When I criticized corrupt Obama and Deep State officials, you lied that I was undermining important federal offices.

How you're smearing Whittaker as a federal official on zero evidence.

If you didn't have double standards, you wouldn't have any at all.
I think you will see a lot more of that from now on.

Beginning with Trump and officials stiffing Democrat committees demanding documents and testimony they have no right to get.
So you don't think that Congressional Committees have a right to conduct oversight over the Executive Branch?

I guess this is a new opinion of yours, because I don't recall you ever saying that Republican run committees did not have a right to demand documents and testimony from the Obama administration, you stupid partisan hack.
Liar, liar, pants on fire. :\

Democrats are entitled to some information, but they are demanding documents for which they have zero legal or Constitutional right.

They are not entitled to everything Mueller produced, including grand jury testimony, yet they're demanding that, so they have begun with a demand that goes against Justice Dept regulations, if not federal law.

And by what right can Congress dig into Trump's taxes or years old business practices? How is that investigating oversight of "the Executive Branch," wackjob? It isn't.

It's just their bitter, vindictive nature to destroy a president they despise.

I never, EVER have criticized a Democrat for exercising their legal rights.
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:16 am » wrote:
Misty » 23 Mar 2019 7:02 pm » wrote:Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag....
I told you not to trust that piece of **** lying website.
You must mean the "phony crap" like two freaking years of almost non-stop Fake News about Trump colluding with Russia, right?
Everyone on his campaign was 'colluding' with Russians you jackass.
Collusion is not a crime.
There were 102 contacts with Russians by people associated with Trump.
But I'm sure they were all just talking about adoption.
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:16 am » wrote:But you complain about Gateway?
Yes, because if they could make up such a ridiculous story like that, and post a video that actually proves they are lying, they will lie about anything, because they know that idiots like you will believe any **** they post.
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 8:21 am » wrote:
Misty » 23 Mar 2019 7:02 pm » wrote:Thank you for proving that gatewaypundit is a lying rag....
I told you not to trust that piece of **** lying website.
Liar, I saw her live that night.
So then give me the timestamp for the part of the video that gatewaypundit posted that shows her 'bursting into tears'and 'crying' on air.

It's a very short video, so it won't take you long to find it.

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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 12:08 pm » wrote:
Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:04 pm » wrote:You did NOT watch her show, you filthy **** liar.
So you've gone Full Psycho again. :loco:
Get stuffed.
Got that timestamp yet Precious?
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:39 pm » wrote:
You must mean the "phony crap" like two freaking years of almost non-stop Fake News about Trump colluding with Russia, right?
How he was an "agent" of Putin. :clap:
Or had committed treason. :rofl:
Or how he was going to be impeached.
Or indicted.
Or Donald Jr. was going to be indicted. Or Jarded Kushner.
Or his daughter Ivanka.
But you complain about Gateway?
Imbecile. :rofl: :rofl:
Everyone on his campaign was 'colluding' with Russians you jackass.
Collusion is not a crime.
Except that the media sources you cite were claiming or implying crimes, wackjob. That's the **** point.


Two years of lies and smears and baseless speculation about crimes, impeachment, indictment, etc. And all of it was ****.

What has Gateway done that anywhere near compares to that avalanche of Fake News?
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:47 pm » wrote: Got that timestamp yet Precious?
Got answers to my years of questions and requests that you've stonewalled, psycho?

Care to correct your lie that I didn't see that part of Madcow's show?


No? Didn't think so.
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Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 12:29 pm » wrote:Democrats are entitled to some information, but they are demanding documents for which they have zero legal or Constitutional right.
They are not entitled to everything Mueller produced, including grand jury testimony, yet they're demanding that, so they have begun with a demand that goes against Justice Dept regulations, if not federal law.
And by what right can Congress dig into Trump's taxes or years old business practices? How is that investigating oversight of "the Executive Branch," wackjob? It isn't.
This president's behavior in regards to Russia (and other foreign dictators) has been bizarre.
He gives regular tongue baths to Putin, the man who **** with our election
He meets with him in secret, and takes his word over that of his own intelligence officials.

Trump has not divested himself from his businesses, and we know that after his multiple bankrupties no American banks would give him any money.

So we have a right to know if he owes any money to foreign state run banks.
Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 12:29 pm » wrote:I never, EVER have criticized a Democrat for exercising their legal rights.
****.
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:39 pm » wrote:Everyone on his campaign was 'colluding' with Russians you jackass.
Collusion is not a crime.
Then on what basis were corrupt journalists shrieking about impeachment, indictment, etc?

For two years.

Don't strain yourself, imbecile. :rofl: :rofl:

And not that you'll answer, name something Gateway has done that's comparable.
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Misty » 24 Mar 2019 12:59 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 24 Mar 2019 12:29 pm » wrote:Democrats are entitled to some information, but they are demanding documents for which they have zero legal or Constitutional right.

They are not entitled to everything Mueller produced, including grand jury testimony, yet they're demanding that, so they have begun with a demand that goes against Justice Dept regulations, if not federal law.

And by what right can Congress dig into Trump's taxes or years old business practices? How is that investigating oversight of "the Executive Branch," wackjob? It isn't.

It's just their bitter, vindictive nature to destroy a president they despise.

I never, EVER have criticized a Democrat for exercising their legal rights.
This president's behavior in regards to Russia (and other foreign dictators) has been bizarre.
Given that he has been far, far tougher on Russian than Obama or Hillary ever were, what does that make them, double agents? :rofl:
He gives regular tongue baths to Putin, the man who **** with our election
He meets with him in secret, and takes his word over that of his own intelligence officials.
Given that Brennan and the intelligence community were behind the attempt coup, of course he did.

The corrupt liberal MSM were filled with Fake News from anonymous intelligence officials for two freaking years.

He was smart to hide information from those hacks.
Trump has not divested himself from his businesses, and we know that after his multiple bankrupties no American banks would give him any money.

So we have a right to know if he owes any money to foreign state run banks.

I have no idea if Dems are entitled to know that or not, or other things. I am not an expert on matters like this. He ought to reveal it voluntarily.


But I know this beyond any doubt. Your corrupt party will demand things they have absolutely no right to see and will lie through their teeth.

And you'll repeat those Official Democrat Talking Point Lies.
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