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Termin8tor » 04 Aug 2017 10:55 am » wrote:How appropriate this idiocy is in the humor thread.
Great, great work!
Say, how's your party doing, moonbat? Didn't yet another Democrat governor switch parties?

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 12:51 pm » wrote: I have told you about 1,000 times that I do not belong to a political party, but you continue to spout that ****.

Are you talking about the 'Democratic' governor who five years ago sold his coal mines to the Russians for $600 million and has now bought them back for $5 million?

He's kissing T-Bag's *** now, because he believes the lie that the coal industry is coming back.

Annoyed Liberall » 04 Aug 2017 12:46 pm » wrote:His workload is no worse than any other President's.
Now he is going golfing for 2 weeks.
Funny how that works......

Termin8tor » 04 Aug 2017 12:35 pm » wrote:What does a psychopath call someone with a stunningly high work load who's doing everything he can to keep most of his campaign promises?
"Lazy."

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 1:03 pm » wrote: FYI, it was Newsweek that called him Lazy Boy.

How does watching TV and Tweeting all day help him keep his campaign promises?

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 12:51 pm » wrote: I have told you about 1,000 times that I do not belong to a political party, but you continue to spout that ****.

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 12:26 pm » wrote: I try my best to keep this thread about the funny, but it's a losing battle.

When people like Larry, who have no sense of humor show up, I should send their **** to the Peanut Gallery, but then they start whining that I am censoring them.

NeoConvict » 04 Aug 2017 1:19 pm » wrote:This thread should be censored. Non funny posts are off topic. We can have one censored thread, no?

President Donald “Lazy-***” Trump is about to embark on a 17-day vacation to the wilds of New Jersey, putting Secret Service away from families right here in the summertime when they’d probably rather be taking their own kids on vacations or going to Hawaii with their romance sexxx lovers, rather than watching sweat drip down the cavernous creases in Trump’s inner thighs while he plays golf.

Oh golly, there really is a Trump tweet for everything. Sometimes there are two:





So yeah. Trump. Heading to Bedminster for 17 days.

Which is technically fine and totally normal, because this is when presidents usually head out of town.

Barack Obama took August vacations.

George W. Bush spent most of his presidency dragging brush to the street for the garbage men in Crawford. Whatever.

Sometimes there are three old Trump tweets for every single little thing that ever happens:



The August vacation is usually when repairs are made to the White House, and we imagine Trump has made a long list, considering how his ungrateful, undeserving *** called the White House a “dump,” according to noted George Soros Illuminati Fake News rag Golf dot Com.

His requests to gold-plate everything down to the bidet where he washes his ****** may go unheeded, though, because the White House is already scheduled for one of its largest renovations in years, starting today.

So yeah, it’s all well and good for Trump to go away right now, if for no other reason than when Trump sees a contractor, his first instinct is to find a way not to pay them for their work.

And really, he’s probably tired from all the work he’s been doing.

He’s tweeted his fingers to the bone, he’s toiled in the trenches of watching “Fox & Friends” every single morning for MONTHS, and it’s really got to be exhausting to be the weakest, saddest, most failing US American president in history.

Hey did you guys see the latest Newsweek cover?



They were going to go with “Fatty McBeefTrash,” probably, but then the Newsweek Department Of Puns stepped in and bing bong, they used “Lazy Boy.”

Sometimes there are FOUR old Trump tweets for every single occasion:



Not as bad as Donald Trump, though!

Even though Trump was always saying on the campaign trail that he would stay at the White House all the time, that he wouldn’t have time for golf, and that he wouldn’t be “big on vacations,” his behavior has unsurprisingly been the opposite, because he’s lazy and he lies.

The Washington Post notes that, counting little quick vacays, Barack Obama’s August 2009 jaunt to Martha’s Vineyard was the third of his presidency.

For Trump, this is number TWELVE.

What is he, **** French?

And that’s not counting all the days he wakes up and is so “TGIF ****!” by 9:00 AM that he makes the Secret Service take him to his club in northern Virginia to spend some time chillin’ out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool, playin’ a couple rounds of golf before he beaches his meat body by the pool … you get the idea.

Indeed, WaPo has counted up rounds of golf, and at this point, Trump has played 33, as opposed to Nobummer’s 17 at that point in his young presidency.

Sometimes there are FIVE old Trump tweets for … oh **** it:



Is that one a riddle? PICK US, PICK US!

Our guess is “What is Donald Trump by November or so?”

Useless, good-for-nothing piece of ****.

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 1:40 pm » wrote:Ken Starr, who investigated Bill Clinton, warns against Trump investigation becoming a fishing expedition.

larryc12 » 04 Aug 2017 11:08 am » wrote: Oh, whatever indy. I responded to what you said, regardless of what you were responding to. Now, being the "good leftwinger" you are, you edited my post. Be proud, be very proud.

Termin8tor » 04 Aug 2017 1:08 pm » wrote:Why are you citing a deceitful liberal magazine that went bankrupt, psycho?
If you didn't think it to be true, why did you cite it? How do you know what he does all day, liar?

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 2:18 pm » wrote: 1. I didn't 'cite' anything from the Newsweek article.
I only posted a screenshot of the cover, which is funny.

2. I know that he watches TV and Tweets all day because I follow him on Twitter and he regularly posts about things he's seen on TV.

He's obsessed with FOX News, which is like his own personal propaganda outlet.

Termin8tor » 04 Aug 2017 2:34 pm » wrote: I don't care article nor not. You cited Newsweek, a magazine that went bankrupt because it was too liberal and clueless for the country.
So you're seriously claiming that he doesn't work 14-hour days or longer, he just sits, watches tv and tweets?
As I've noted many times, you're a psychopathic liar.
What does a psychopath call reasonably fair, objective reporting? "Propaganda."

Why the, snicker, objective, unbiased MSM report for many months the lie that Trump was under investigation?

The lie that he colluded with Russia?

Why do the objective, unbiased MSM obviously hate Trump and his agenda, when half the country strongly supports it?

Answer: you'll ignore the question.

Most mornings, Trump flicks on the TV and watches "Morning Joe," often for long periods of time, sometimes interrupted with texts to the hosts or panelists. After the 6 a.m. hour of "Joe," he's often on to "Fox & Friends" by 7 a.m., with a little CNN before or after. He also catches the Sunday shows, especially "Meet the Press." "The shows," as he calls them, often provoke his tweets. The day of our interview with him, all of his tweet topics were discussed during the first two hours of "Morning Joe.”

O.E. » 04 Aug 2017 2:48 pm » wrote:You know, dummy, you wouldn't be referring to Faux Gnus with "reasonably fair, objective reporting", would you?

Trump's TV Obsession Is a First
No president has consumed as much television as the current one, or reacted as quickly or directly to what they were seeing.

President Trump loves Fox & Friends. At 6:24 a.m. on Monday, Trump gushed on Twitter about the “amazing reporting” on the morning talk show. A week earlier he instructed the nation to “watch @foxandfriends now” for their exemplary Russia coverage. He tweeted about the program, hosted by Steve Doocy, Ainsley Earhardt, and Brian Kilmeade, seven times in March alone, and recently brought it up in an interview with Fox News’ Tucker Carlson, telling him cheerfully, “I like that group of three people.”
Even after becoming president, Trump reportedly manages to fill his days with “plenty of television,” and from his tweets, it’s often possible to discern when—and what—he’s watching. In January, Axios broke down the president’s media diet:

Based on their breakdown and this visual guide made by The Washington Post, Trump watches an average of five hours of television every day. That’s almost the same amount the average American aged 50-64 watches daily, according to Nielsen. Trump’s habits don’t quite match up with those of his cohort—Americans in Trump’s age bracket (65+) watch roughly seven hours of TV a day. But many of them are retired, and Trump is the president of the United States. No former president seems to have spent this much time glued to his television set.

... and when he's done watching five hours of television a day, he's just starting twittering about what he's seen.

BTW, would you kindly consider changing your nick to "Hiccup"? That can be quite nasty, and annoying, but is otherwise harmless. It describes you so well.

O.E. » 04 Aug 2017 2:48 pm » wrote:BTW, would you kindly consider changing your nick to "Hiccup"? That can be quite nasty, and annoying, but is otherwise harmless. It describes you so well.

Termin8tor » 04 Aug 2017 2:34 pm » wrote:As I've noted many times, you're a psychopathic liar.

Misty » 04 Aug 2017 3:03 pm » wrote:
I often describe him as a demented parrot because he just keeps repeating the same **** over and over and over.