A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 11:57 am » wrote:No illegal collusion with Russia.
The issue of 'collusion' was never dealt with in the Mueller report, because there is no such crime.
Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 11:57 am » wrote:No obstruction of justice.
Actually Mueller layed out the case for obstruction very clearly.
Like you the orange skidmark has now taken to using weasel words.
Yesterday he said that the Mueller report found 'essentially' no obstruction.
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Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 11:57 am » wrote:Mueller would not have indicted even if Trump wasn't president.
Did Mueller say that, or did that come from Baghdad Barr the liar?

Maybe you should actually read the report instead of remaining willfully ignorant about what it actually says.
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Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 11:59 am » wrote:
Misty: Yes, I'm sure the children are much happier being kept in a cage with a bunch of strangers than they would be with their own parents.
Did you complain one single word when Obama did it?
No, not a freaking peep out of you.
And the biggest liar and propaganda artist on the forum strikes again.
Obama did NOT have a policy of child separation.

Fact check: Did Obama administration separate families?
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Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 12:43 pm » wrote:
Misty: Obama did NOT have a policy of child separation.
I didn't say Obama had a policy, psycho.
I said he separated children from adults, because that's what federal law requires, which is why Trump does it.
And the pictures of kids in cages came from the Obama presidency.
Those were kids who came here unaccompanied by adults you moron.
They were not ripped from their parents arms.

In case you forgot, in 2014 there was a huge influx of unaccompanied minors.
It was in all the papers.
It was called the "Unaccompanied Minor Crisis of 2014."

The sudden influx of unaccompanied minors overwhelmed the systems the US had in place to deal with migrant children, to the point where Border Patrol had to keep children in temporary facilities on military bases.

Google it.

Obama did not rip children from their parent's arms and throw them in cages with no system put in place to reunite them.

That would be the orange skidmark sitting in the WH.

Any more lies and propaganda you want to spread Mr. Goebbels?
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Ricky Tavy » 10 May 2019 12:27 pm » wrote:
Misty » 10 May 2019 12:24 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 10 May 2019 11:59 am » wrote:Did you complain one single word when Obama did it?
No, not a freaking peep out of you.
And the biggest liar and propaganda artist on the forum strikes again. Obama did NOT have a policy of child separation.
Fact check: Did Obama administration separate families?
Chlammy relies heavily on the Deplorable strategery that he can lie faster than you can cite facts proving he's lying.
And he just keeps repeating the same lies even after they have been debunked, like some sort of a deranged parrot suffering from Tourette's Syndrome.
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File this one under irony.

Trump starts a trade war with China.

China stops buying crops from American farmers.

Trump cuts a check for 12 billion dollars to subsidize the farmers.

The 12 billion dollars to cover that check will most likely come from borrowed money.......from China.

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The most outrageous Trump cheating at golf story according to sports writer Rick Reilly:
While Trump was meeting with Kim Jong Un in Singapore, a club championship was held at Trump International, the course Trump built near Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

So later on, Trump’s back on the course there with the Secret Service and the SWAT team guys and all that stuff.

And he sees Ted Virtue, who was involved in the financing of the movie Green Book.

I could never get Virtue to call me back on all this, but Golf.com reported it and I heard it from two members of the club as well.

They say Virtue was there playing with his son.

Trump sees Ted on the 9th hole and and decides to drive his cart over.

He tells Ted: “Congrats on winning the club championship, but you didn’t really win it, because I was out of town.”

Ted tries to laugh it off, but Trump is dead serious.

Trump says, “We’re gonna play these last six holes for the championship.”

And Ted’s like, “Oh, well, I’m playing with my son, but thanks anyway.”

But Trump says, “It’s okay. Your son can play, too.”

So what are you going to do? He’s the president. It’s his course. They end up playing.

Apparently, they get to a hole with a big pond in front of the green.

Both Ted and his son hit the ball on the green, but Trump hits his in the water.

By the time they get to the hole, though, Trump is lining up the son’s ball.

Only now it’s his ball and the caddie has switched it.

The son is like, “That’s my ball!”

But Trump’s caddie goes, “No, this is the president’s ball; your ball went in the water.”

Ted and his son look at each other confused, not sure if this is really happening.

Trump makes that putt, and wins one up.

Then, according to Golf.com, he tells Virtue something like, “I’ll tell you what, we’ll be co-champions.”

But the members tell me that when you look at the plaques on Trump’s locker there, it says: “2018 Men’s Club Champion.” No “co-” at all.

https://www.vox.com/2019/5/10/18524172/ ... ick-reilly
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They say exonerated, but they won't show the full Mueller Report.
Oh well gosh, because some anonymous babbling leftist says so, there must be a cover up! :rofl: :rofl:

When I pointed out that it was illegal to release the full Mueller Report, you accused me of lying.

Psychopath. :loco:
Under Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 6(e) — passed by Congress — it is illegal to release grand-jury materials except for a specified list of purposes, and congressional investigations do not appear on this list.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/05/ ... s-general/
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They say exonerated, but they won't show the full Mueller Report!
Yeah, how outrageous that Barr won't commit a batch of felonies to satisfy Nadler's illegal demand. :rofl:

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Why are psychopaths like little Miss Marxist smearing Barr?

Because he's going to thoroughly investigate the biggest abuse of power in US history and hold the criminals accountable.

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Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:42 am » wrote:Why are psychopaths like little Miss Marxist smearing Barr?
Because he's going to thoroughly investigate the biggest abuse of power in US history and hold the criminals accountable.
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He's going to thoroughly investigate the orange skidmark?
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Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:40 am » wrote:
They say exonerated, but they won't show the full Mueller Report!
Yeah, how outrageous that Barr won't commit a batch of felonies to satisfy Nadler's illegal demand. :rofl:
I can't believe you keep repeating that lie after I have debunked it 3 or 4 times.
No one is asking Barr to commit any felonies.

You know this, yet you keep saying that Nadler is asking Barr to do something illegal.
You are the biggest liar and propaganda artist on this forum, and maybe on the whole internet.
On May 3, 2019, Chairman Nadler sent a letter to Attorney General William Barr with a counter offer to immediately gain access to the redacted portions of Special Counsel Mueller’s report and underlying materials.

Nadler requested that the Department reconsider its refusal to allow all Members of Congress and appropriate staff to view redacted portions of the report in a secure location, not including the grand jury material.

Nadler asked that the Department work jointly with Congress to seek a court order to provide grand jury material.

https://judiciary.house.gov/news/press- ... rt-ag-barr
In order to satify the Republicans on the House Judiciary Committe who were repeating that same lie at the contempt markup hearing on May 8th, the committee passed a Republican amendment that says that Barr cannot be directed to release anything material in violation of the law.

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Misty » 11 May 2019 10:26 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:42 am » wrote:Why are psychopaths like little Miss Marxist smearing Barr?

Because he's going to thoroughly investigate the biggest abuse of power in US history and hold the criminals accountable.

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He's going to thoroughly investigate the orange skidmark?
Wow, you're really dedicated to being reality-free. :rofl:

No illegal collusion with Russia.

No obstruction of justice.

Mueller would not have indicted Trump even if he wasn't in office.

But there are at least four ongoing investigations into crimes committed by Obama and/or his corrupt officials.

Indictments are coming.
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Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:36 am » wrote:
They say exonerated, but they won't show the full Mueller Report.
Oh well gosh, because some anonymous babbling leftist says so, there must be a cover up! :rofl: :rofl:
When I pointed out that it was illegal to release the full Mueller Report, you accused me of lying.
Psychopath. :loco:
Under Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 6(e) — passed by Congress — it is illegal to release grand-jury materials except for a specified list of purposes, and congressional investigations do not appear on this list.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/05/ ... s-general/
You are lying you stupid jackass.

Nadler is NOT asking Barr to release any grand jury material unless or until he gets the go ahead from a federal judge.

See my last post.
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Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:
Misty » 11 May 2019 10:26 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:42 am » wrote:Why are psychopaths like little Miss Marxist smearing Barr?
Because he's going to thoroughly investigate the biggest abuse of power in US history and hold the criminals accountable.
He's going to thoroughly investigate the orange skidmark?
Wow, you're really dedicated to being reality-free. :rofl:
How ironic coming from you.
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:No illegal collusion with Russia.
The Mueller report never dealt with 'collusion.'
There is no such crime.
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:No obstruction of justice.
According to Baghdad Barr.
Over 800 former prosecutors, both Republican and Democrat, disagree.
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:Mueller would not have indicted Trump even if he wasn't in office.
Again, according to Baghdad Barr.
I would like to hear Mueller say that himself.
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:But there are at least four ongoing investigations into crimes committed by Obama and/or his corrupt officials.
Indictments are coming.
We've officially become a Banana Republic.
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Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 10:58 am » wrote:
Misty » 11 May 2019 10:52 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 11 May 2019 9:40 am » wrote:Yeah, how outrageous that Barr won't commit a batch of felonies to satisfy Nadler's illegal demand. :rofl:
I can't believe you keep repeating that lie after I have debunked it 3 or 4 times.
No one is asking Barr to commit any felonies.
You know this, yet you keep saying that Nadler is asking Barr to do something illegal.
I have cited multiple sources proving my claim beyond any doubt. Last I saw, you censored every single one of them.
Typical lying leftist brownshirt.
Never mind that Congress cannot force Barr into a lawsuit. That's a blatant violation of Separation of Powers and the Constitution.

No one is forcing Barr into a lawsuit you stupid **** liar.

Nadler is asking Barr to work with the Judiciary Committee to obtain a court order allowing them to release 6E material.

Watergate Special Prosecutor Leon Jaworski did that in the 70's and Independent Counsel Ken Starr did it in the 90's.
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Does anyone remember the Starr Report?
Just came across this juicy tidbit.
Starr’s account went into intimate and prurient detail about Clinton’s encounters with Monica Lewinsky, to a degree that exceeded anything necessary to support the essential claim that he had lied about his sex life in a sworn deposition in an unrelated case, and later in grand jury testimony, as one sober observer later explained:
The Starr Report, however, went far beyond establishing that the President lied when he denied having sexual relations with Lewinsky, and included sexual details of various encounters that suggest the Report also had as its purpose to embarrass Clinton and thus limit his effectiveness as President.

Perhaps no detail revealed in the Starr Report better illustrates this prosecutorial overkill than the decision to include a description of Clinton putting a cigar in Lewinsky’s vagina, then putting it in his own mouth and saying that it “tastes good” (3-31-96).

The cigar incident would inspire countless jokes by late-night comics and greatly weakened the ability of the President to ever again be seen as “presidential.”
Much later it became a matter of considerable interest that at least one Starr staffer who argued for the humiliating level of sexual detail was a young attorney named Brett Kavanaugh.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/04/ ... eport.html
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