A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Termin8tor
25 May 2019 6:00 pm
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Trump is just one step from losing everything!

Ask any board psychopath. :rofl:
Corner Store Customers Saddened By Sight Of Frantic Trump Doing Scratch-Off Tickets Right On Counter
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25 May 2019 8:17 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 25 May 2019 11:56 am » wrote:
Misty » 24 May 2019 3:51 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 24 May 2019 3:16 pm » wrote:That's because you are full of ****!!
How UNclever of you.
ROTFLMAO
You are proving my point!
The only point you have is the one on top of your head.

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nuckin futz
25 May 2019 8:19 pm
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crimsongulf » 25 May 2019 2:04 pm » wrote:
He cut your taxes and you got your feelings hurt.
I pay no income tax, and

am Comfortably Numb!

BTW, I don't expect any president to do anything for me! :roll:
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25 May 2019 8:20 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 25 May 2019 3:33 pm » wrote:
nuckin futz » 25 May 2019 10:32 am » wrote:I'm soooooooo tired!

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He's such an idiot he took $1 million and a hotel from his father and turned it into a multinational multi billion dollar enterprise. I wish I was that dumb.
If you believe that phony story, you ARE that dumb.

Try 413 million.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump ... 2018-10-02

And he lost over a billion.
He was pretty much broke until The Apprentice came along and because people actually believed that he was a self made multi billionaire, and associated his name with wealth and class, he started licensing out his name.

I guess you actually believe that he built all of those buildings with his name on them.
Those were licensing deals.

You should watch this video if you really want to see how he does business.

https://youtu.be/Tm4psL_wGTU
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nuckin futz
25 May 2019 8:23 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 25 May 2019 3:33 pm » wrote: He's such an idiot he took $1 million and a hotel from his father and turned it into a multinational multi billion dollar enterprise. I wish I was that dumb.
And filed 6 bankruptcies, and didn't pay many of his contractors, and racked up over a BILLION $ in debt!
I wont even mention his "Bad character" issues!

I don't want to see you cry! :loco:
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crimsongulf
25 May 2019 8:25 pm
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nuckin futz » 25 May 2019 8:19 pm » wrote:
I pay no income tax, and

am Comfortably Numb!

BTW, I don't expect any president to do anything for me! :roll:
Suckle up to that tit that I help pay for.
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nuckin futz
25 May 2019 8:32 pm
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crimsongulf » 25 May 2019 8:25 pm » wrote:
Suckle up to that tit that I help pay for.
Look, I paid for that tit!

Its called Mediscare and Social Insecurity!

Are you taxed on all your slaves? Haha :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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crimsongulf
25 May 2019 8:39 pm
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nuckin futz » 25 May 2019 8:32 pm » wrote:
Look, I paid for that tit!

Its called Mediscare and Social Insecurity!

Are you taxed on all your slaves? Haha :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I am about to go on Medicare A, not taking SS yet and I pay taxes out the ***.

How the **** can you live on pennies?
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25 May 2019 8:44 pm
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Termin8tor » 25 May 2019 10:42 am » wrote:How reliable was the Steele Dossier?
Contrary to your talking point lies, the Steele Dossier was raw unverified intelligence and was always portrayed that way.

I had a thread on it when Trump was briefed on it.

It was called "Trump given UNVERIFIED reports that Russia had damaging details about him."

And FYI, since then, parts of it have been verified, and none of it has been disproven.
The dossier is actually a series of reports—16 in all—that total 35 pages.

Written in 2016, the dossier is a collection of raw intelligence.

Steele neither evaluated nor synthesized the intelligence.

He neither made nor rendered bottom-line judgments.

The dossier is, quite simply and by design, raw reporting, not a finished intelligence product.

https://www.lawfareblog.com/steele-doss ... rospective
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nuckin futz
25 May 2019 8:47 pm
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crimsongulf » 25 May 2019 8:39 pm » wrote:
I am about to go on Medicare A, not taking SS yet and I pay taxes out the ***.

How the **** can you live on pennies?
Lemme tell ya; Its GODDAMM HARD! I only get $ 950/mo. to live on and $ 450 from roomie!I can'r MAKE IT! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I filed for Section 8 housing voucher, and got it! It would have cut $ 300/ mo. off my space rent.

But the DAMN park managers killed it on me with LIES about the Housing contract! ****! I AM SO PISSED! :x :x :x :x :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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25 May 2019 10:44 pm
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nuckin futz » 25 May 2019 8:47 pm » wrote:
crimsongulf » 25 May 2019 8:39 pm » wrote:
I am about to go on Medicare A, not taking SS yet and I pay taxes out the ***.

How the **** can you live on pennies?
Lemme tell ya; Its GODDAMM HARD! I only get $ 950/mo. to live on and $ 450 from roomie!I can'r MAKE IT! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I filed for Section 8 housing voucher, and got it! It would have cut $ 300/ mo. off my space rent.

But the DAMN park managers killed it on me with LIES about the Housing contract! ****! I AM SO PISSED! :x :x :x :x :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LIFE ARE HARD
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Sgt Bilko
26 May 2019 6:31 am
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Misty » 25 May 2019 8:17 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 25 May 2019 11:56 am » wrote:
Misty » 24 May 2019 3:51 pm » wrote:How UNclever of you.
ROTFLMAO
You are proving my point!
The only point you have is the one on top of your head.
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Obviously you took a selfie!!
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nuckin futz
26 May 2019 7:36 am
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Reverend DILDO meets Flower Child;

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Nobody
26 May 2019 2:42 pm
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When you've just gotta have the rubber chicken.

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Nobody
26 May 2019 2:45 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 26 May 2019 6:31 am » wrote:
Misty » 25 May 2019 8:17 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 25 May 2019 11:56 am » wrote:ROTFLMAO
You are proving my point!
The only point you have is the one on top of your head.
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Obviously you took a selfie!!
You have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
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Sgt Bilko
26 May 2019 3:25 pm
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nuckin futz » 26 May 2019 7:36 am » wrote:Reverend DILDO meets Flower Child;

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The **** nut is ranting idiocy!! Get your head out of your ***!!
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Sgt Bilko
26 May 2019 3:27 pm
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Misty » 26 May 2019 2:45 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 26 May 2019 6:31 am » wrote:
Misty » 25 May 2019 8:17 pm » wrote:The only point you have is the one on top of your head.
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Obviously you took a selfie!!
You have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
And obviously you have none!!
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nuckin futz
27 May 2019 10:59 am
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