A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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nuckin futz
27 May 2019 11:38 am
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This is the ugly face of FASCISM!

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Sgt Bilko
27 May 2019 11:40 am
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The problem is Jesus was a Jew! Thus he was a white dude. The problem with how he is depicted is he had short hair.
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27 May 2019 11:52 am
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Sgt Bilko » 27 May 2019 11:40 am » wrote: The problem is Jesus was a Jew! Thus he was a white dude. The problem with how he is depicted is he had short hair.
Sure, he had blonde hair, blue eyes and a crew cut and was slinging an automatic weapon. The perfect NAZI Cheesuz! Your chessuz!

My Chessuz was a long haired leftist hippie! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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Sgt Bilko
27 May 2019 1:17 pm
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nuckin futz » 27 May 2019 11:52 am » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 27 May 2019 11:40 am » wrote: The problem is Jesus was a Jew! Thus he was a white dude. The problem with how he is depicted is he had short hair.
Sure, he had blonde hair, blue eyes and a crew cut and was slinging an automatic weapon. The perfect NAZI Cheesuz! Your chessuz!

My Chessuz was a long haired leftist hippie! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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Obviously you are the epitome of the verse "The carnal mind is enmity against God." You obviously hate the concept of God. Dawkins said he hated the concept of anyone telling him about sexual morality!! That's why he became an atheist!!
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27 May 2019 5:19 pm
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Termin8tor » 24 May 2019 6:47 pm » wrote:The Steele Dossier contained Russian disinformation.
Meaning that Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians, not Trump.
The Steele Dossier contained raw unverified intelligence you moron.
That's NOT disinformation.
The dossier is actually a series of reports—16 in all—that total 35 pages.

Written in 2016, the dossier is a collection of raw intelligence.

Steele neither evaluated nor synthesized the intelligence.

He neither made nor rendered bottom-line judgments.

The dossier is, quite simply and by design, raw reporting, not a finished intelligence product.

https://www.lawfareblog.com/steele-doss ... rospective
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27 May 2019 5:29 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 27 May 2019 1:17 pm » wrote: Obviously you are the epitome of the verse "The carnal mind is enmity against God." You obviously hate the concept of God. Dawkins said he hated the concept of anyone telling him about sexual morality!! That's why he became an atheist!!
My God is benevolent and kind! Yours is mean and vengeful! :LOL:
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27 May 2019 5:43 pm
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Type the words 'I am the textbook definition of a'
& let autocorrect finish the rest.

Mine:
I am the textbook definition of a conspiracy.
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I am the textbook definition of a beauty pageant.
:rofl:
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crimsongulf
27 May 2019 5:49 pm
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DJT is the President

DJT won fair and square

No collusion

No obstruction

No impeachment

DJT will remain, President, unless he loses in 2020 or he can no longer run in 2024

Those are facts and no amount of Dem, wailing, crying and posturing is going to change that.




BTW, Republicans want Pelosi to cave to the children of the Dem party and move forward with impeachment.
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27 May 2019 6:05 pm
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crimsongulf » 27 May 2019 5:49 pm » wrote:DJT is the President
DJT won fair and square
Except for all that help from Russians.
:rofl:
There was lots of collusion.
251 contacts between Russians and the Trump campaign.
But collusion is not a crime.
Mueller could not prove conspiracy.
crimsongulf » 27 May 2019 5:49 pm » wrote:No obstruction
Read the report Red.
Mueller lists many instances of obstruction, but he was not going to go against DOJ policy and indict a sitting president.
Robert Mueller filled his 448-page report with at least 10 instances where President Donald Trump tried to impede the special counsel’s investigation -- yet he stopped short of concluding whether the president obstructed justice.

So Attorney General William Barr sought to make the decision for him: no obstruction, no crime.

But that isn’t what Mueller intended at all.

Throughout his report, Mueller signals clearly that he thinks Congress should settle that question, not the attorney general. By spending months investigating incidents of obstruction despite concluding he couldn’t indict a sitting president, Mueller gave lawmakers a starting point.

And he made sure not to get in their way. At one point, Mueller said he wanted to be certain he didn’t take actions that would “preempt constitutional processes for addressing presidential misconduct” -- a hint that came complete with a footnote referring to impeachment.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... e-on-trump
THE MUELLER REPORT
INTRODUCTION TO VOLUME TWO - Page 2


Fourth, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.
Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment.
The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred.
Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.


Would you like to borrow my copy?

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27 May 2019 6:18 pm
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Misty » 27 May 2019 6:05 pm » wrote: Except for all that help from Russians.
:rofl:

There was lots of collusion.
251 contacts between Russians and the Trump campaign.
But collusion is not a crime.
Mueller could not prove conspiracy.

Read the report Red.
Mueller lists many instances of obstruction, but he was not going to go against DOJ policy and indict a sitting president.

THE MUELLER REPORT
INTRODUCTION TO VOLUME TWO - Page 2


Fourth, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.
Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment.
The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred.
Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.


Would you like to borrow my copy?

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) “[T]he investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.”

The exact quote from the report
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27 May 2019 6:44 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 26 May 2019 3:27 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 May 2019 2:45 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 26 May 2019 6:31 am » wrote:Obviously you took a selfie!!
You have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
And obviously you have none!!
I rest my case.

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27 May 2019 7:59 pm
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crimsongulf » 27 May 2019 6:18 pm » wrote:“[T]he investigation did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.”
The exact quote from the report
I know Red.
That's what I said, and I posted that part of the report for you.
You Trump fans keep crying "NO COLLUSION" but the report never dealt with collusion, because collusion is not a crime.
The crime would have been conspiracy.

Introduction to Volume One of the Mueller report......page 2.

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27 May 2019 8:28 pm
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Misty » 27 May 2019 7:59 pm » wrote: I know Red.
In other words after over two years and 20 something million...............................a big fat zero.

Since Dems got the majority in the House, what have they done constructively?

Have they proposed any worthwhile legislation?

Polls show the country is ready to move on, but you whiners won't let it go.

I so encourage the whack left to stay on the track that they are on, though. Every Republican wants that because Dems are signing their own 2020 death warrant.

In other words, the majority of the country is sick and damned tired of prog Dems crying like school girls.

Pelosi is smart enough to do know that, but it seems she is the only adult in a room full of spoiled loinfo children.

Impeach or get off the pot and STFU
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nuckin futz
27 May 2019 8:35 pm
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I thought it was funny! Its the conservative in me that posted that! I do have conservative friends, but they are well armed so I don't argue with them! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

I centrist can swing either way, you know!
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nuckin futz
28 May 2019 11:41 am
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This is so un presidential! Mocks Obama and rips Biden and sucks Kim Jon Un all at the same time! AND NEVER MENTIONS OUR SOLDIERS ON MEMORIAL DAY! Cheesuz H. Krist!

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nuckin futz
28 May 2019 10:17 pm
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Dayum! A Raiders fan!!!!! He looks the type!


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