A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 7:17 am » wrote:
It's not funny at all you asswipe.
It is the policy of Trump and his chief immigration policy adviser, that little prick Stephen Miller.
If there is any justice in this world, both of them should be forced to live out their days in a freezing cold cell, and sleep on a concrete floor, with no blankets and no access to clean clothes, showers, soap, a toothbrush or adequate food.
And you should be in the cell with them.
Yes, and I hear they will soon start beating them with iron pipes.
They're going to start using electroshock pretty soon, and needles under the fingernails after that. :rofl: :rofl:
You're **** demented. :loco:
Again, there is nothing funny about this.

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Obama tripled migrant processing at legal ports of entry.
Trump halved it, which is forcing people to wait sometimes months in Mexico, and to seek much more dangerous routes to enter the country and apply for asylum.

And that dead 23 month old clinging to her father's neck is the result of his policy.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 7:24 am » wrote:I say that Trump will be re-elected rather easily.
Yes. I'm sure the pictures of dead children will gin up his base, because you Deplorables love nothing better than dead brown babies.

You probably jerked off to this image.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 10:53 am » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jun 2019 10:45 am » wrote:Obama tripled migrant processing at legal ports of entry.
Yes, Obama and your corrupt party want millions of illegals to enter the country to outvote native born Americans.
Newsflash you gaping asshole......it is not ILLEGAL to apply for asylum.
It is however ILLEGAL to prevent people from applying for asylum.
Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 10:53 am » wrote:It isn't their country. It's ours.
Unless you are 100% Native American, your ancestors came from another country, so it isn't your country either, Precious.

So I guess by 'it's ours' you mean white people.
Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 10:53 am » wrote:Everyone is sorry for any tragedy that happens........
****.
I don't believe for one second that you give a **** about how many brown people die.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 7:23 am » wrote:
The orange skidmark could stop this any time he wants to, but he doesn't want to because CRUELTY IS THE POLICY.
Why else would he take English classes, outdoor recreation, and legal aid away from these kids if not to punish them?
Maybe because they're out of money because contrary to your lies that there was no emergency on the border, there was one just as Trump said, and the services are **** broke.
You and your corrupt party lied through your teeth.
And your corrupt party refused for many months to allocate the funding Trump had requested.
The House voted last night to send $4.5 billion in humanitarian aid to the border and Trump is threatening to veto it.

That's of course assuming that Mitch McConnell AKA The Grim Reaper will even put it up for a vote in the Senate, which is highly doubtful.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 10:55 am » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jun 2019 10:51 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 7:24 am » wrote:I say that Trump will be re-elected rather easily.
Yes. I'm sure the pictures of dead children will gin up his base, because you Deplorables love nothing better than dead brown babies.
You probably jerked off to this image.

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Burn in hell.
Oh yeah, I love dead babies, especially if they're brown skinned.
You actually told the truth for once.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 11:32 am » wrote:
The gaping asshole said: Yes, Obama and your corrupt party
want millions of illegals to enter the country to outvote native born Americans.
It isn't their country. It's ours.
Misty: Unless you are 100% Native American, your ancestors came from another country, so it isn't your country either, Precious.
So I guess by 'it's ours' you mean white people.
Oh my, the Race Card. How original. :\
No, wackjob, "ours" refers to those people are American; who are citizens now.
So what you are saying is that we should never again allow anyone else to become a citizen in the future.

Let's just throw all that stuff about America being a country of immigrants and that **** written on the Statue of Liberty about 'bring us your huddled masses yearning to breathe free' out the **** window.

And you say I'm the crazy one.
:loco:

Did you say that about Melania Trump's parents who recently became citizens after coming to this country through a process called family reunification?

You know, it's what Trump refers to as 'chain migration' which he wants to do away with, for brown people anyway.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 11:42 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 10:53 am wrote:Everyone is sorry for any tragedy that happens........
****.

I don't believe for one second that you give a **** about how many brown people die.

Burn in hell.
If there was EVER a display of leftist lunacy and dishonesty, that's it. :loco:
If only you weren't too stupid to use the quote function, someone might actually know who said that.

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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 12:03 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jun 2019 11:56 am » wrote:So what you are saying is that we should never again allow anyone else to become a citizen.
And you say I'm the crazy one. :loco:
Where did I make that claim, psycho?
Can you quote me? No?
Then you're lying, as usual. :\
Like most Americans, I want immigration at lower levels for a while, to give those who came recently time to assimilate.
What ****.
There is no problem with assimilation in this country.
Especially for the children of immigrants who are born here in this country.
They are even more Americanized than their parents would like.

I don't know what planet you came from, but you have never assimilated into the human race.

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WTF does meeting a payroll have to do with it?
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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 12:18 pm » wrote:Most Americans want reduced immigration, and illegal immigration is now the #1 issue among them.
Once again, it is NOT illegal to seek asylum in this country you **** moron.
Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 12:18 pm » wrote:I represent the majority, and as usual you're on the dishonest, fringe, shrieking left.
You represent Trump's base of Deplorables, which is hardly the majority of this country.

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Ricky Tavy » 26 Jun 2019 12:36 pm » wrote:I don't believe Chlammy could reproduce anyway, but society owes you a debt of gratitude for your maintenance of your neutering of the poorly educated sissy. His impotent squealing is … comforting.
Sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
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Termin8tor » 26 Jun 2019 1:19 pm » wrote:
Ricky Tavy » 26 Jun 2019 12:36 pm » wrote:I don't believe Chlammy could reproduce anyway, but society owes you a debt of gratitude for your maintenance of your neutering of the poorly educated sissy. His impotent squealing is … comforting.
Misty: Sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.
:)
If you're so brilliant, reasonable, correct and centrist, why are your only allies on the board babbling wackjobs and psychopathic liars like yourself?
Unlike you, I never claimed to be brilliant, and I sure as hell never claimed to be centrist.
As for being reasonable and correct, I try.

Your only allies are sycophantic lickspittles for an orange skidmark, just like you.

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I am so stealing that for my siggy.
It will trigger the Deplorable snowflakes like crazy.

I love Paul Lee Ticks.
He does the best stuff on Twitter.

P.S. What's up with your avatar?
You still couldn't get it to work?
If you want maybe you could call me and I'll try to help you with it, or you can ask CP if he can change it for you.

Let me know.
I'll email you my phone number.

I don't get why the urls for the images you post are so **** long.
Mine are usually just one line.
Where are you getting those long urls from?
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