A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 11:20 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 11:01 am » wrote:It's been repeated by Immigration officials and other knowledgeable people for many months now, wackjob including a day or two ago on Laura Ingraham's show.
Misty: OIC. It was on Laura Ingraham's show.
That changes everything. :loco:
Unlike Rachel Madcow, she has integrity and she has a clue.
Yes, because that's how it works.
Anyone you agree with has integrity and anyone you disagree with is a liar.
Funny how that works.
Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 11:20 am » wrote:
Misty: Get down on your knees and ask God for forgiveness before it's too late.
What does God say about those who bear false witness, psycho?
That they should roast on a spit in hell.
Misty » 15 Jan 2019 6:51 pm » wrote:How long before you too start repeating Russian disinformation and propaganda In fluent Russian?
Still a good question.

Are you proud of this president insulting our allies while hobnobbing around with the world's worst murderous dictators at the G20?

He joked with Putin about election interference and getting rid of journalists and called him a terrific person.
He called MBS a friend of his and lavished praise on him, and he invited Kim Jong Un to meet him on the border of North and South Korea to shake hands and say hello, and said that he would be perfectly willing to cross the border into North Korea, something no other president has ever done.

Why is this president that you say you 'love' so much palling around with brutal dictators who starve and murder their own people, poison people, even their own family members, and chop journalists up with a bone saw?

I can hardly wait to hear the ridiculous defense you come up with for that.
Don't keep me in suspense Precious.
Let's hear it.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 11:27 am » wrote:
Misty » 29 Jun 2019 11:20 am » wrote:Funny you should say that.
E. Jean Carroll told two people that Trump raped her immediately after it happened and those two women have now come forward to back up her story, so you must believe her, right?
Carroll's claim and behavior are so bizarre, even the Trump-hating MSM are highly skeptical.
I see.
So her contemporaneous witnesses don't count, right?
Because contemporaneous witnesses only count when a Dem/Lib is being accused.
When it's one of yours being accused, you just dismiss them out of hand.
:loco: :loco: :loco:

You know who is not highly skeptical Precious?

Two Republican Senators.
Mitt Romney and Joni Ernst.
They are both calling for an investigation.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2019 ... e-accusat/

Time to start smearing them.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:26 pm » wrote:
I see.
So her contemporaneous witnesses don't count, right?
Because contemporaneous witnesses only count when a Dem/Lib is being accused.
When it's one of yours being accused, you just dismiss them out of hand.
Have I smeared her and her witnesses, like you smeared Broaddrick and hers?
No, I reserve judgment.
You sure as hell did not reserve the judgement that Carroll is a kook and a liar.
Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 11:27 am » wrote:Carroll's claim and behavior are so bizarre, even the Trump-hating MSM are highly skeptical.
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And that qualifies as a joke how?

Stalin was hot.
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A question for Clem.
Misty » 29 Jun 2019 11:39 am » wrote:Are you proud of this president insulting our allies while hobnobbing around with the world's worst murderous dictators at the G20?

He joked with Putin about election interference and getting rid of journalists and called him a terrific person.
He called MBS a friend of his and lavished praise on him, and he invited Kim Jong Un to meet him on the border of North and South Korea to shake hands and say hello, and said that he would be perfectly willing to cross the border into North Korea, something no other president has ever done.

Why is this president that you say you 'love' so much palling around with brutal dictators who starve and murder their own people, poison people, even their own family members, and chop journalists up with a bone saw?

I can hardly wait to hear the ridiculous defense you come up with for that.
Don't keep me in suspense Precious.
Let's hear it.
Crickets.

I'm sure he's scouring right wingnut websites looking for talking points to excuse the orange skidmark's blatant cozying up to murderers at the G20.

Too bad it's Saturday and some of his usual wingnut pundits are not on the air.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:50 pm » wrote:I have NEVER smeared anyone stopped smearing Dems/Libs and never Trump Republicans psycho........
Fixed.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:48 pm » wrote:
Misty » 29 Jun 2019 12:43 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:26 pm » wrote:Have I smeared her and her witnesses, like you smeared Broaddrick and hers?

No, I reserve judgment.

You sure as hell did not reserve the judgement that Carroll is a kook and a liar.
If she comes up with as powerful evidence as Broaddrick, who you smeared, I'll take her word for it.

If you don't think Carroll's behavior has been bizarre, you haven't been paying attention. The woman is strange. :blink:
Trump’s Rape Accuser E. Jean Carroll Reveals She Sexually Harassed Roger Ailes – Flashed Her Legs in the Air – Called Him ‘Pearl of His Sex’
Cristina Laila by Cristina Laila
Trump’s rape accuser E. Jean Carroll on Friday made an explosive claim that she sexually harassed former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes, her then-boss and a man she used to refer to as her “future husband.”

It looks like Carroll, who alleged Donald Trump raped her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in the 1990’s has a thing for wealthy, powerful men.

Speaking to Vanity Fair, E. Jean Carroll, 75, revealed that she used to roll up her trousers to entice Ailes and often asked him to twirl around for her....

‘Oh, I did it. Every day I had a chance. I call him the pearl of his sex. Right on the air,’ says Carroll, who is desperate for publicity because she is slinging a new book.

‘I roll up my trouser legs. I would wait for the camera to come over. Then I would slowly pull up the right and then the left trouser leg.’

Carroll continued: ‘I would say of Roger Ailes, “He’s my future husband.” It never stopped. I’d ask him to twirl for me. I adored him.’

Carroll also admitted in her interview with Vanity Fair to once flashing a “popular professor on campus.”

Earlier this week, CNN’s Anderson Cooper was left speechless and stuttering and decided to cut to commercial break after E. Jean Carroll called rape “sexy.”

“I think most people think of rape as being sexy,” Carroll said. “They think of the fantasies.” :blink:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... f-his-sex/
And not that you care about actual reality, if her accusation was credible, the hate-Trump MSM would have jumped all over this.

The relative silence is deafening.
Tell me again how you NEVER smear anyone?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FYI jackass, I never said that her behavior was not bizarre.
In fact I said quite the opposite.

Newsflash Precious, a woman can be as crazy as a loon and a complete whore, and still be a victim of rape.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:54 pm » wrote:
Misty » 29 Jun 2019 12:44 pm » wrote:Image
And that qualifies as a joke how?
Uh, don't you have the word "irony" in the thread title?
You don't think it very ironic that many of the rights Communist sympathizer Bernie Sanders has proposed come out of Stalin's Constitution?
**** Bernie Sanders.
Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 12:54 pm » wrote:DeBlasio apparently thinks psychopathic Communist murderer Che was hot. He quoted him recently, then lied that he in denying he knew it was a Che quote.
This is the guy who honeymooned in Cuba.
No extremists in your party, right wackjob? :blink:
**** DeBlasio too.
Neither one of those two will ever be president.

I do NOT belong to a political party.
And let's pretend that there are no extremists in your party, huh jackass?
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Misty » 29 Jun 2019 12:52 pm » wrote:A question for Clem.
Misty » 29 Jun 2019 11:39 am » wrote:Are you proud of this president insulting our allies while hobnobbing around with the world's worst murderous dictators at the G20?

He joked with Putin about election interference and getting rid of journalists and called him a terrific person.
He called MBS a friend of his and lavished praise on him, and he invited Kim Jong Un to meet him on the border of North and South Korea to shake hands and say hello, and said that he would be perfectly willing to cross the border into North Korea, something no other president has ever done.

Why is this president that you say you 'love' so much palling around with brutal dictators who starve and murder their own people, poison people, even their own family members, and chop journalists up with a bone saw?

I can hardly wait to hear the ridiculous defense you come up with for that.
Don't keep me in suspense Precious.
Let's hear it.
Crickets.

I'm sure he's scouring right wingnut websites looking for talking points to excuse the orange skidmark's blatant cozying up to murderers at the G20.

Too bad it's Saturday and some of his usual wingnut pundits are not on the air.
More crickets.
I guess Gatewaypundit hasn't told him how to defend Cadet McBonespurs bizarre admiration of brutal murderous dictators yet.
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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 1:16 pm » wrote:
Misty: Newsflash Precious, a woman can be as crazy as a loon and a complete whore, and still be a victim of rape.
True, but combine all pertinent facts and her claim isn't credible. How can someone be nearly raped in a department store dressing room without easily drawing attention to it?
Who would try, let alone a playboy who hardly lacks for women?
Utterly **** absurd.
That ignorant statement proves that you know nothing about rape.
It is about violence and control and has absolutely nothing to do with how many women someone can get.

And FYI Carroll said this happened around dinner time and the store was pretty empty.
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More crickets.

I guess Gatewaypundit hasn't told him how to defend Cadet McBonespurs bizarre admiration of brutal murderous dictators yet.
I'll write a lengthy, thoughtful response that you'll immediately censor like the leftist brownshirt you are.

How many times have you censored my correction of the "Trump praises neo-Nazis," wackjob?
It’s not true that Trump didn’t condemn neo-Nazis or white nationalists. He excluded them from his “very fine people” remark:

“And you had people, and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis or the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally.

But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?”

....the people that Trump pretty clearly meant to defend....(were) garden-variety supporters of the Robert E. Lee statue, and there are a lot of them in Virginia
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/t ... ntroversy/
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Misty » 29 Jun 2019 1:11 pm » wrote:**** Bernie Sanders.

**** DeBlasio too.
Neither one of those two will ever be president.

I do NOT belong to a political party.
Oh, so it's only a coincidence that you spread Official Democrat Talking Point Lies and attack almost every Republican.

Sure, right. :\
And let's pretend that there are no extremists in your party, huh jackass?
I can't think of one single extremist in Congress, let alone one who has run for president.

Or almost won the Democrat nomination, like Bernie The Red Sanders.

See any extremism here, where Sanders castigates Reagan then praises our literal enemies, the mass murdering Communist Sandinistas?
Sanders....visited Cuba, scoring a meeting with Havana’s mayor. In 1985 he attended the celebrations marking the sixth anniversary of the Sandinista revolution in Nicaragua. “In a letter addressed to the people of Nicaragua, penned in conjunction with that trip, Sanders denounced the activities of the Reagan administration, which he said was under the influence of large corporations,” the Guardian notes.

“In the long run, I am certain that you will win,” Sanders wrote, “and that your heroic revolution against the Somoza dictatorship will be maintained and strengthened.” (The Sandinistas were ousted by Nicaragua’s voters in 1990).


Sanders isn’t the only radical U.S. politician to have a weakness for Communist dictatorships. In 2013, Bill de Blasio was caught off guard during his campaign for New York mayor when a Cuban-American radio host challenged him about Castro’s regime.
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/b ... john-fund/
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More crickets.

I guess Gatewaypundit hasn't told him how to defend Cadet McBonespurs bizarre admiration of brutal murderous dictators yet.
I'll write an accurate, fair response, which you'll immediately censor to protect your lunatic lies and smears.

You want your threads to be reality-free.
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29 Jun 2019 5:47 pm
Stormy Daniels said sex with Trump was exactly like getting her blood drawn.

All she felt was a little poke.

Then she barely felt a thing.

And it was over before she knew it
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Bears repeating and spreading. Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was fired from a Canadian newspaper for this cartoon.
Be a shame if everyone saw it. https://
twitter.com/Jason_Chatfield/status/1145091713226170368

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Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was just fired from the newspaper for this cartoon.
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nuckin futz » 30 Jun 2019 6:18 am » wrote:Image Peter Gleick


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Bears repeating and spreading. Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was fired from a Canadian newspaper for this cartoon.
Be a shame if everyone saw it. https://
twitter.com/Jason_Chatfield/status/1145091713226170368

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Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was just fired from the newspaper for this cartoon.
Really?
He was fired for that?
I think it's a great cartoon.

It would make a great siggy.
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30 Jun 2019 11:31 am
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Holy crap!
The prez has some junk in his trunk.

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That **** needs a warning.

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Termin8tor » 29 Jun 2019 2:55 pm » wrote:Oh yeah, a billionaire playboy is going to attempt a rape in a department store dressing room. :rofl: :rofl:
Makes perfect sense. :clap:
You're right Precious.
It's not like he's the kind of guy who would take risks like **** a porn star bareback two months after his wife gave birth to his son.
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