A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Anytime I need a good laugh I go straight to Donald Trump Jr.'s Twitter account.
This is what Fredo recently said this about his old man's latest accuser.

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Joe Biden is poor by Washington DC standards.
Now that Biden is running for president in 2020, Celebrity Net Worth estimates he is worth $4 million.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/jo ... -net-worth
OTOH, Mitch 'The Turtle' McConnell is one of the wealthiest members of the U.S. Senate.
His net worth is currently estimated at a whopping $22.5 million.

But I'm sure Fredo is okay with that.

I guess the job of 'Grim Reaper' pays very well.
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Termin8tor » 30 Jun 2019 1:49 pm » wrote:Why would you take the word of a stripper and her con artist lawyer over that of a duly elected president?
I would take the word of a $5 Lincoln Tunnel crack ho over that of the orange skidmark in the WH.

And the idea that he was 'duly elected' is questionable, considering all the help he got from his boyfriend Vlad.

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Termin8tor » 30 Jun 2019 1:55 pm » wrote:
Mueller Report, blah, blah
Not to annoy a psychopath with reality again, but Trump was cleared by the Mueller Report.
According to Blowhard Bill Barr.

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I guess you missed Mueller's press conference where he said, "If we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so."

You're too much of a coward and a ****** to read the report for yourself, because if you had read it you might actually see where it said, "while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him."

Mueller was never going to go against DOJ guidelines and indict a sitting president, but the report hardly clears him.
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Not to annoy a psychopath with reality again, but Trump was cleared by the Mueller Report.
Because Mueller defied his boss's order to issue conclusions about Trump's guilt, the Attorney General and his team appraised the evidence and determined no illegal collusion and no obstruction of justice.

it's over, psycho.

Game, set and match.

According to Blowhard Bill Barr.
A public servant whose has been highly praised for decades by both parties for his integrity.

But now that he is taking an honest stance for justice and the truth, Democrat Talking Point Liars like you will smear him.
I guess you missed Mueller's press conference where he said, "If we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so."
Which is a huge violation of Justice Dept. guidelines, wackjob. Prosecutors are supposed to either indict or say nothing.

Why did Mueller do almost exactly what Comey was vociferously criticized for?

Because he's a corrupt Beltway hack and part of the Deep State coup against Trump.
You're too much of a coward and a ****** to read the report for yourself, because if you had read it you might actually see where it said, "while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him."
I don't pretend to be a lawyer and understand the fine points of law, wackjob.

But you'll dishonestly pretend to.

Every single legal source I trust supported Barr's conclusions.
Mueller was never going to go against DOJ guidelines and indict a sitting president, but the report hardly clears him.
That's your usual disingenuous ****.

Mueller was perfectly free to express his opinion about Trump's guilt.

Mueller defied Rosenstein's and Barr's request to issue his opinion on whether or not Trump had committed a crime.

Instead, he took the sleazy Comey route and smeared Trump in violation of Justice Dept. rules.
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30 Jun 2019 2:29 pm
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[quote
Yeah, that's exactly the same as raping someone in a department store dressing room, right psycho? :rofl: :rofl:

Assuming that was even true. Why would you take the word of a stripper and her con artist lawyer over that of a duly elected president?


Because you're a leftist liar and a smear artist.
I would take the word of a $5 Lincoln Tunnel crack ho over that of the orange skidmark in the WH.

And the idea that he was 'duly elected' is questionable, considering all the help he got from his boyfriend Vlad.[/quote]

Better check under your bed for Russians, wackjob. :rofl: :rofl:

You're **** deranged. :loco:
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30 Jun 2019 3:01 pm
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Nothing radical about the Democrat Party, is there. :blink:

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https://www.aol.com/…/jimmy-carter-investigation-…/23759092/
“The president himself should condemn it, admit that it happened, which I think 16 intelligence agencies have already agreed to say,” said Carter. “And there’s no doubt that the Russians did interfere in the election, and I think the interference although not yet quantified, if fully investigated would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf.
ImageAbout this websiteaol.comJimmy Carter: Investigation would show Trump lost the 2016 election
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Lets dig a ditch and bury this bitch!

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People are editing Ivanka Trump into historic scenes with the hashtag '#UnwantedIvanka' after her awkward G20 conversation with world leaders.

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Reminds me of an old Sesame Street song.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8
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Termin8tor » 01 Jul 2019 4:30 pm » wrote:Why did you lock Flying Monkeys, you **** coward?
I just told you why in another thread.
Termin8tor » 01 Jul 2019 4:32 pm » wrote:The psychopath has locked her Flying Monkeys thread.
Yes I did because you were out of control, filling it up with the same old **** you post every day, over and over and over.

I needed to shovel out all the **** and let it air out for a while to get rid of your stench.
And I have every right to do that.
Cannonpointer » 11 May 2017 3:36 pm » wrote: My senior mods have every right to control and protect their signature threads as they see fit.
You were acting like even more of a **** lunatic than usual today, pounding out posts faster than I could even read them, no less reply to them.
Every day it's the same ****, over and over and over and over and **** over.
You're still repeating the same **** you said 11 years ago you **** headcase.
Termin8tor » 01 Jul 2019 4:30 pm » wrote:Wow, you censored this post within seconds.
And yet it was still here at 8 PM.
It must be magic.

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Well, It's official.
The orange skidmark has hijacked the 4th of July celebration in DC and turned in into his two favorite things.
A military parade and a campaign rally.
On Monday, President Trump confirmed reports that he had requested tanks at the celebration, in addition to a Blue Angels flyover and other static displays.

“I’m going to be here and I’m going to say a few words and we’re going to have planes going overhead ― the best fighter jets in the world, and other planes, too,” he told reporters.

“And we’re going to have some tanks stationed outside."

Officials told The Washington Post, according to a story published earlier Monday, that the White House had requested Army vehicles for the celebration but that the service was scrambling to figure out what to send and how to get it to D.C.

“You’ve got to be pretty careful with the tanks, because the roads have a tendency not to like to carry heavy tanks," he said.

“So we have to put them in certain areas, but we have the brand new Sherman tanks and we have the brand new Abram tanks."

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/07/02/trump-touts-brand-new-world-war-ii-era-tank-display-at-fourth-of-july-celebration/
The Dotard actually said we have the 'brand new' Sherman and Abrams tanks.

The M4 Sherman, best known for its role in World War II, went out of service in 1957.
The M1 Abrams came online in 1980.

But in his addled mind, I guess he thinks he built them in the last two years.
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I like her shirt! But which one to suckle on?
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Termin8tor » 03 Jul 2019 4:46 pm » wrote:
The Dotard actually said we have the 'brand new' Sherman and Abrams tanks.
The success of a presidency depends on not making a minor mistake over a tank model. :rofl: :rofl:
That is not the stupidest thing he has said in the last week.

When he was asked about Putin's attack on 'Western Style Liberalism' he thought that Putin was talking about Liberals in California.

When he was asked by reporters if he sees busing as a "viable way of integrating schools," he said, "There aren’t that many ways that you’re going to get people to schools."

The man is a **** moron.
Termin8tor » 03 Jul 2019 4:46 pm » wrote:Far and away the best president since the great Ronald Reagan.
Definitely the most ignorant.
He will go down in history as the worst and most corrupt president in history.
Jackass.

I will no longer respond to you if you continue to remove my name from your replies to my posts.
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