A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 18 Jul 2019 6:28 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jul 2019 4:29 pm » wrote:Trump trashed America constantly all through his campaign.
And you didn't say a **** word about it.
Did you?
Trump was mostly referring to the horrific damage leftist Obama did to the country.
****.

He has been trashing the United States of America for 40 years.

Obama was NOT in office for 40 years.

Do you remember this exchange Precious?

When Bill O'Reilly described Putin as a "killer," Trump replied, "There are a lot of killers. We've got a lot of killers. What do you think, our country's so innocent?"

Want more?

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Watch the video here:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1153 ... 85249?s=19
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MarkMathews » 20 Jul 2019 9:54 am » wrote:Hey Misty... I just saw this and it made me laugh. Enjoy. :wave:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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nuckin futz » 20 Jul 2019 6:58 am » wrote:Misty, I couldn't fine your "feel good, warm and fuzzy" thread, so I had to post this here!

Cute PIT BULL PUPPY: Ugh! I know what I would have done, before that beast ripped some little kids face off!

https://youtu.be/KYazqIHYqNI
That was so sweet.
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Let's just overlook that if that elephant were an ***, it would be in the girl's shower, and there would be no skirt.
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He is a piker.

This broad came to congress broke. She's worth 220 million - 9 times what mcconnel is worth.

Oh, wait - she's a deomocrat so you're good with it - never mind. :)
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2019 7:57 pm » wrote: He is a piker.

This broad came to congress broke. She's worth 220 million - 9 times what mcconnel is worth.

Oh, wait - she's a deomocrat so you're good with it - never mind. :)
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She reeks of OLD MONEY! San Francisco money! MMMM! Love that smell! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :roll:
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2019 7:54 pm » wrote: Let's just overlook that if that elephant were an ***, it would be in the girl's shower, and there would be no skirt.
You celebrate all the *** you can get! :LOL:
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nuckin futz » 24 Jul 2019 8:10 pm » wrote:
She reeks of OLD MONEY! San Francisco money! MMMM! Love that smell! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :roll:
Nice try. She came to congress broke - I used to raise money for her and for the Sierra Club, back when I was retar-ted.

But it's okay - she's a democrat.

Oh, and Mitch McConnel? HE is old money. Just not as much of it as the nouveau riche.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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There are quite a few devastated people here today. We told you morons 3 yrs ago. No wonder you people never made much of yourselves.
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nuckin futz » 19 Jul 2019 12:37 pm » wrote:Misty, another email!
Is she your Guardian?
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nuckin futz » 24 Jul 2019 8:10 pm » wrote:
She reeks of OLD MONEY! San Francisco money! MMMM! Love that smell! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :roll:
shes from a very wealthy family you **** liar her family is worth billions
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Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A Democrat Takes Office February 9th, 2018 Image 133.3k
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024.
The GOP said it would begin to decry deficit spending and the $20 trillion debt in order to win votes as soon as political power swung back to the opposing party.
“The second a Democrat is back in the White House, we will once again start yelling about fiscal responsibility,” one Republican lawmaker said in an address to the House of Representatives Friday. “For now, we will continue to vote for unsustainable and irresponsible budgets that your children’s children’s children will still be paying for centuries from now.”
At publishing time, Republicans further announced they would pretend to oppose giving Planned Parenthood a half-billion dollars year after year once they need conservative voters’ support to regain their offices.

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SPACE SLUTS!
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Al Franken, anyone?
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WTF?
Did he forget to wash the dye off?

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nuckin futz » 24 Jul 2019 8:10 pm » wrote:
Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2019 7:57 pm » wrote: He is a piker.
This broad came to congress broke. She's worth 220 million - 9 times what mcconnel is worth.
Oh, wait - she's a deomocrat so you're good with it - never mind. :)
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She reeks of OLD MONEY! San Francisco money! MMMM! Love that smell! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :roll:
She's from Baltimore.
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2019 7:57 pm » wrote:
He is a piker.

This broad came to congress broke. She's worth 220 million - 9 times what mcconnel is worth.

Oh, wait - she's a deomocrat so you're good with it - never mind. :)
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Where are you getting that 220 million figure from?
According to Roll Call, Pelosi has a net worth of 16 million dollars.
Pelosi's money comes from her husband's heavy investments in stocks that include Apple, Comcast, Facebook, Shutterfly and Walt Disney.

McConnell married a woman from a rich family and inherited a lot of his money.
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Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote: Where are you getting that 220 million figure from?
According to Roll Call, Pelosi has a net worth of 16 million dollars.
I used celebrity net worth. https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/democrats/nancy-pelosi-net-worth/

And I mixed up her salary and net worth - it should say 120 million. But even if your inaccurate and untrustworthy smaller number were true, how did she and her broke dick husband launder/account for all of those corporate payoffs?
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote: Pelosi's money comes from her husband's heavy investments in stocks that include Apple, Comcast, Facebook, Shutterfly and Walt Disney.
Oh - thanks.
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote: McConnel married a woman from a rich family and inherited a lot of his money.
And Pelosi married a nobody and used her office to make him rich. :)
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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