A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Cannonpointer » 25 Jul 2019 11:25 am » wrote:
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote:Where are you getting that 220 million figure from?
According to Roll Call, Pelosi has a net worth of 16 million dollars.
I used celebrity net worth. https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/democrats/nancy-pelosi-net-worth/
And I mixed up her salary and net worth - it should say 120 million. But even if your inaccurate and untrustworthy smaller number were true, how did she and her broke dick husband launder/account for all of those corporate payoffs?
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote:Pelosi's money comes from her husband's heavy investments in stocks that include Apple, Comcast, Facebook, Shutterfly and Walt Disney.
Oh - thanks.
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 11:12 am » wrote: McConnell married a woman from a rich family and inherited a lot of his money.
And Pelosi married a nobody and used her office to make him rich. :)
You mean unlike all the other millionaires in Congress?
:rofl:

McConnell's wife is now using her position as Secretary of Transportation to pimp her family's business and help her husband's re-election.

OOPS: ELAINE CHAO CAUGHT PIMPING HER FAMILY BUSINESS WITH CHINA

MCCONNELL’S WIFE GAVE HIM A SPECIAL REELECTION PRESENT: $78 MILLION IN FEDERAL FUNDING

Not to mention the fact that up until recently as head of the DOT she owned stock in and sat on the board of an asphalt company, which she had pledged to divest herself of, but did not.

https://citizentruth.org/transportation ... ivest/amp/

If you are looking for unethical members of Congress, you need to look on both sides of the aisle.
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Misty » 25 Jul 2019 2:41 pm » wrote: You mean unlike all the other millionaires in Congress?
:rofl:
No, I mean JUST like them - thank you for co-signing my thesis.
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 2:41 pm » wrote: McConnell's wife is now using her position as Secretary of Transportation to pimp her family's business and help her husband's re-election.

OOPS: ELAINE CHAO CAUGHT PIMPING HER FAMILY BUSINESS WITH CHINA

MCCONNELL’S WIFE GAVE HIM A SPECIAL REELECTION PRESENT: $78 MILLION IN FEDERAL FUNDING

Not to mention the fact that up until recently as head of the DOT she owned stock in and sat on the board of an asphalt company, which she had pledged to divest herself of, but did not.

https://citizentruth.org/transportation ... ivest/amp/
You mean unlike all the other millionaires in Congress?
:rofl:
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 2:41 pm » wrote: If you are looking for unethical members of Congress, you need to look on both sides of the aisle.
Again, THANK YOU for cosigning my thesis.
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Cannonpointer » 25 Jul 2019 2:44 pm » wrote:
Misty » 25 Jul 2019 2:41 pm » wrote:If you are looking for unethical members of Congress, you need to look on both sides of the aisle.
Again, THANK YOU for cosigning my thesis.
You're welcome.
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Ricky Tavy » 25 Jul 2019 11:28 am » wrote:'45 Is a Puppet' Trends on Twitter After Donald Trump Speaks With Fake Presidential Seal Referencing Russia, Golf

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The golf clubs are an especially nice touch.

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The Mexican Vesparados are here to fight Cannon's MoPed Maniacs gang!

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nuckin futz » 25 Jul 2019 6:57 pm » wrote: Jesus rode a donkey. Joel Osteen rides a Ferrari 458 Italia - $325,000
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"Bad Hair" BORIS meets the Queen!

England will meet another disaster worse than Thatcher!

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The IDIOT meets the IDIOT! Siamese Twins, strangling by their common umbilical cord?
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Brexit to become Regretzit!
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Turns out the bitch doesn't need to get paid to lie.
She's perfectly willing to do it for free.

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Maybe she didn't mean to lie.
It was just another slip of the tongue.

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No, wait! Trump never Lies! That's what FAUX GNUS told me!
And TERMINHATER! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 26 Jul 2019 11:27 am » wrote:Turns out the bitch doesn't need to get paid to lie.

She's perfectly willing to do it for free.
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Termin8tor » 26 Jul 2019 12:37 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jul 2019 11:27 am » wrote:Turns out the bitch doesn't need to get paid to lie.
She's perfectly willing to do it for free.
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They're as dumb as a **** box of rocks.

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TRUMP SUPPORTER/MORON: Barack Obama had a big part of 9/11.

JORDAN KLEPPER: Which part?

TRUMP SUPPORTER/MORON: Not being around. Always on vacation. Never in the office.

JORDAN KLEPPER: Why do you think Barack Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9/11?

TRUMP SUPPORTER/MORON: That I don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of that.

https://twitter.com/surgeresist/status/1154817606844669955
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Not to annoy you with actual reality, but the Attorney General of the US, the Assistant Attorney General of the US and their team of Justice Dept. professionals determined from the evidence in the Mueller Report that Trump is not guilty of all crimes.

But that's a very cute propaganda cartoon. :rofl: :rofl:
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