A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 28 Jul 2019 3:49 pm » wrote:
Misty » 27 Jul 2019 6:16 pm » wrote:The fix was in.
Barr was hired to protect Trump.
Oh my gosh, that's very disturbing! :huh:
Except you left this out. From your source:
"We accepted the statements in the report as the actual record. We did not go underneath it to see whether or not they were accurate. We accepted it as accurate," Barr said Wednesday while testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
So what are you saying, that Barr shouldn't have trusted what's in the Mueller Report? :clap:
No where in Mueller's report does it say that Trump did not commit obstruction you stupid jackass.
If you had actually read it or watched the hearings you would know that.
Baghdad Barr pulled that out of his ***.

How does this read to you as no obstruction?
"If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.

Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards however we are unable to reach that judgment.

The evidence we obtained about the president's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred."
C'mon you gaping asshole.
Tell me how that translates into no obstruction occured, which is what Baghdad Barr said.
Here's a clue......it doesn't.......he was lying.
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Titties N Beer » 28 Jul 2019 8:26 am » wrote:Suspend me!!!!!...Go ahead I double dare ya....C.mon………………….chicken????………...press that button...
You shouldn't have said that.
Did you really think I wouldn't do it?

And how stupid do you have to be to start **** with me again as soon as your suspension was over?
You've had two one day suspensions, so I hope you've cooled off.
The next one will be a whole lot longer.

Just came across some of your old **** Mr. Nice Guy.
You haven't changed in 10 years.

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Termin8tor » 31 Jul 2019 8:44 am » wrote:"Trump is separating families!" shriek Democrat psychopaths.
Border Patrol Chief: 5,800 'Fake Families' Discovered at the BorderBY NICHOLAS BALLASY
Acting Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Mark Morgan told a Senate committee on Tuesday that 5,800 "fake families" have been discovered trying to enter the U.S. illegally this year.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/border-pat ... he-border/
Pajamas media......ROFL.

Trump is still separating families in defiance of a court order.
The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) on Tuesday said the federal government continues to "systematically" separate migrant children from their parents, accusing the Trump administration of violating a court order prohibiting officials from separating families unless in extraordinary circumstances where the children are in danger.

In a court filing in the U.S. District of Southern California, the ACLU said the administration has forcibly separated more than 900 migrant children in U.S. custody from their parents since one of the court's judges, Dana Sabraw, ordered the government to halt its controversial "zero tolerance" policy in June 2018.

Along with instructing the administration to reunite all separated families, Sabraw decreed that families should not be separated "absent a determination that the parent is unfit or presents a danger to the child."

The plaintiffs in the litigation, a group of migrant families represented by the ACLU, said the administration is violating Sabraw's ruling, and asked the court to hold an in-person hearing "as soon as possible" and to issue more detailed guidance about "permissible criteria" for the government to separate families.

"The government is systematically separating large numbers of families based on minor criminal history, highly dubious allegations of unfitness, and errors in identifying bona fide parent child relationships," the filing states.

The ACLU denounced a "concerning feature" about the recent and ongoing separations: About 20% of the cases involved children under the age of 5.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/family-sep ... aclu-says/
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Termin8tor » 30 Jul 2019 3:53 pm » wrote:Here's a hint, psycho.
The Mueller Report clearly says that it does not conclude that Trump committed any crimes.
If you had read it you would know that's not what it said, liar.
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Terminhater!

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Type A GAPING ASSHOLE!

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Relax and enjoy it!

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Bette White will be with us forever!
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It really is quite a mystery!

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MITCH THE BITCH! MOSCOW MITCH!

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Termin8tor » 01 Aug 2019 12:20 pm » wrote:Speaking of jokes, there's Rachel Maddow. :clap:

Even more hilarious is that little Miss Marxist claims she "tells it like it is." :rofl: :rofl:
Cheer up Binkie! Not everyone can be a winner!

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Misty » 30 Jul 2019 3:05 pm » wrote: You shouldn't have said that.
Did you really think I wouldn't do it?

And how stupid do you have to be to start **** with me again as soon as your suspension was over?
You've had two one day suspensions, so I hope you've cooled off.
The next one will be a whole lot longer.

Just came across some of your old **** Mr. Nice Guy.
You haven't changed in 10 years.

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Termin8tor » 01 Aug 2019 5:02 pm » wrote:
David R. » 01 Aug 2019 3:53 pm » wrote: error.....hit report button
Is there any way to change policy and prevent posts from being deleted?
Misty is censoring almost everything I post in her threads, no matter how important, not matter how factual.
It defeats the point of having a political board.
Thanks
You ain't no Termin8tor: YOU ARE A TERMINAL SPAMMER
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Termin8tor » 01 Aug 2019 5:02 pm » wrote:
David R. » 01 Aug 2019 3:53 pm » wrote: error.....hit report button
Is there any way to change policy and prevent posts from being deleted?
Misty is censoring almost everything I post in her threads, no matter how important, not matter how factual.
It defeats the point of having a political board.
Thanks
Do you see a 'DELETE' button anywhere you gaping asshole?

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For the last **** time, I am NOT censoring/deleting your posts.
I am moving your **** to the Peanut Gallery.
Everyone on this forum has a right to purchase the Peanut Gallery function if they choose.

And why are you asking him about anything?
Like you he never received his Mod software.
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Gopher Eyes » 02 Aug 2019 4:35 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 01 Aug 2019 5:02 pm » wrote:
David R. » 01 Aug 2019 3:53 pm » wrote: error.....hit report button
Is there any way to change policy and prevent posts from being deleted?
Misty is censoring almost everything I post in her threads, no matter how important, not matter how factual.
It defeats the point of having a political board.
Thanks
Do you see a 'DELETE' button anywhere you gaping asshole?

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For the last **** time, I am NOT censoring/deleting your posts.
I am moving your **** to the Peanut Gallery.
Everyone on this forum has a right to purchase the Peanut Gallery function if they choose.

And why are you asking him about anything?
Like you he never received his Mod software.
That was certainly a blessing...
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Termin8tor » 03 Aug 2019 8:16 am » wrote:

Termin8tor » 26 Jul 2019 4:06 pm wrote:
Not to annoy you with actual reality, but the Attorney General of the US, the Assistant Attorney General of the US and their team of Justice Dept. professionals determined from the evidence in the Mueller Report that Trump is not guilty of all crimes.


Not to annoy you with actual reality but Baghdad Barr said he never even read the underlying evidence.
So your new Official Democrat Talking Point Lie is that Barr is corrupt for accepting Mueller's evidence without reviewing it.

How freaking stupid. :rofl: :rofl:
The fix was in.
Barr was hired to protect Trump.
Wow, so you're accusing the Attorney General of the US, the Assistant Attorney General of the US and their team of Justice Dept professionals of obstructing justice.

I"m absolutely sure that your corrupt party and their fawning toadies in the corrupt liberal MSM have made this charge loudly.

So where is that, psycho? :clap:

Where are the criminal referrals?

Where ahe outraged news stories? :rofl:

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crimsongulf » 01 Aug 2019 8:22 am » wrote:Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWQiE4N648
I took out the garbage.

Stephen Colbert is a genius.
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