A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 26 Aug 2019 1:04 pm » wrote:
And BTW, if you had bothered to read the Mueller Report you would know that he spefically said that he never dealt with the issue of 'collusion.'
No collusion.....
Once again for the terminally stupid.
Mueller specifically said that he never dealt with the issue of 'collusion' because there is no such crime.
So stop lying that his report said 'no collusion.'
It said no such thing,
Termin8tor » 26 Aug 2019 1:04 pm » wrote: No obstruction of justice.
No crimes whatsoever.
More lies.
Mueller said that he could not exonerate Trump.
You know that, but you keep lying about it.
In the opening minutes of the Judiciary Committee hearing, Chairman Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat, asked about Trump’s multiple claims of vindication by the investigation.

“And what about total exoneration? Did you actually totally exonerate the president?” Nadler asked.

“No,” Mueller replied.

https://www.apnews.com/f109a539220b41218860fa68176a9c98
Are we back to removing the snapback again?
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I must have fallen asleep and woken up on another planet where the president is denying having bed bugs.

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DJT is making my retirement a dream

Thank you, President Trump.
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Misty » 25 Jul 2019 2:48 pm » wrote: You're welcome.
Now that we have a pleasant repartee going on in our tete a tete with some nice rapprochement, maybe youse could help me out with an answer to a question that the rest of your crew has been ducking like a woman with a sore ****** dodging Murka's reigning president.

It seems to me that them what support your ongoing and impending sea level rise panic should oughta not be buying multimillion dollar mansions at sea level.

More to the point, it seems to me that those who buy multi-million dollar mansions at sea level can be logically presumed to NOT support the premise of ongoing and impending sea level rise panic.

Yet we have ourselves the spectackle of both Obama and gore spending many millions on residential mansions at sea level.

Now, to me, it just means that they are lying their asses off about how the sea level is fixing to rise. And that makes perfect sense - easy peasy, the cognitive dissonance dissipates and disappears.

But to you, I assume, both ongoing and impending sea level rise, and their honest certainty of same, are - well, a certainty. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Now, the query for which you have been waiting: I rationalize the cognitive dissonance between their words and actions by thinking them a couple of pants on fire liars.

How do YOU rationalize the cognitive dissonance between their words and actions? Do you think they are lying about their belief in ongoing and impending sea level rise? And if not, what motive do you assign to their purchase of multi-million dollar mansions on the shores of seas poised to engulf their spanking new digs?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

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CP you missed my post about your new GF!! Its in this thread!
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Not to quibble, but the GOP has been in charge for some prtty extended periods since 1980, and all of those departments you believe they want abolished are still going strong.

So, are you retarded, or what? :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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crimsongulf » 27 Aug 2019 9:25 pm » wrote:DJT is making my retirement a dream
Thank you, President Trump.
Nevermind all those people whose lives he is making a nightmare.
It's all about you.
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Misty » 28 Aug 2019 11:13 am » wrote: Nevermind all those people whose lives he is making a nightmare.
It's all about you.
I don't know a soul that he has made miserable. I do understand that those suffering from TDS make themselves miserable.
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Termin8tor » 28 Aug 2019 5:10 am » wrote:What do the following words mean, psycho?
No crimes whatsoever.
Please cite the page in the Mueller report where it says that.
I won't hold my breath.
Termin8tor » 28 Aug 2019 5:10 am » wrote:Speaking of terminally stupid. :rofl:
Misty: Mueller said that he could not exonerate Trump.
You know that, but you keep lying about it.
Prosecutors don't exonerate, psycho, and his statement was a violation of Justice Dept rules and an abuse of power.

But the Attorney General of the country, the Assistant Attorney General and their team of Justice Dept professionals determined that based on the Mueller Report, no crimes were committed.
And Barr testified that Mueller did disagree with any conclusions he drew.
Baghdad Barr is a liar.
He admitted that he never even read the underlying evidence that the Mueller report was based on.
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crimsongulf » 28 Aug 2019 11:17 am » wrote:
Misty » 28 Aug 2019 11:13 am » wrote:Nevermind all those people whose lives he is making a nightmare.
It's all about you.
I don't know a soul that he has made miserable.
Then you obviously are not paying attention.

Pretty sure that the people whose land he is going to seize in order to build his wall won't feel like he is making their life a dream.

I don't think the people who are losing their farms are having much fun either.
crimsongulf » 28 Aug 2019 11:17 am » wrote:I do understand that those suffering from TDS make themselves miserable.
I guess that's the only arrow you have left in your quiver.........TDS.

His presidency has not affected my life either way, but I still have compassion for those that it has.
Like the children with cancer he is about to deport who will probably die.

He already deported one sick person who died because he could not get insulin.
Iraqi man dies after Trump administration deports him.

A 41-year-old Detroit man deported to Iraq in June died Tuesday, according to the American Civil Liberties Union and two people close the man’s family.

The man, Jimmy Aldaoud, spent most of his life in the U.S., but was swept up in President Donald Trump’s intensified immigration enforcement efforts.

Edward Bajoka, an immigration attorney who described himself as close to Aldaoud’s family, wrote on Facebook that the death appeared to be linked to the man’s inability to obtain insulin in Baghdad to treat his diabetes.

Aldaoud was an Iraqi national, but he was born in Greece and came to the U.S. as a young child, his family friend said.

He had never lived in Iraq and did not speak Arabic, according to Bajoka.
Trump made his life a real dream, didn't he?
He was deported to a country that he never knew, where he didn't speak the language.
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Cannonpointer » 28 Aug 2019 10:45 am » wrote: Not to quibble, but the GOP has been in charge for some prtty extended periods since 1980, and all of those departments you believe they want abolished are still going strong.

So, are you retarded, or what? :huh:
It is apparrent you suck KOCH!

Note: I didn't write the piece! :loco:
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nuckin futz » 28 Aug 2019 12:12 pm » wrote:
It is apparrent you suck KOCH!

Note: I didn't write the piece! :loco:
You post it you own it. Duh.

Now, get off bubba Clinton's dick.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 28 Aug 2019 12:19 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 28 Aug 2019 5:10 am wrote:
What do the following words mean, psycho?
No crimes whatsoever.
Please cite the page in the Mueller report where it says that.
I won't hold my breath.
Please cite in the Mueller Report where it claimed he did commit crimes, psycho.
I won't hold my breath.
Mueller explained in his report that under longstanding DOJ policy, a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office.

But this is what he said:

“If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts, that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.”

So he did NOT say that Trump committed 'no crimes whatsoever' you liar.

This is the last time I will respond to one of your posts if you remove the snapback to my quote.
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Misty » 28 Aug 2019 12:48 pm » wrote: Mueller explained in his report that under longstanding DOJ policy, a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office.

But this is what he said:

“If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts, that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.”

So he did NOT say that Trump committed 'no crimes whatsoever' you liar.

This is the last time I will respond to one of your posts if you remove the snapback to my quote.
What happened to FIFO? :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 28 Aug 2019 12:50 pm » wrote:
Misty » 28 Aug 2019 12:48 pm » wrote:Mueller explained in his report that under longstanding DOJ policy, a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office.
But this is what he said:
“If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts, that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.”
So he did NOT say that Trump committed 'no crimes whatsoever' you liar.
This is the last time I will respond to one of your posts if you remove the snapback to my quote.
What happened to FIFO? :huh:
FIFO?
First in, first out?
:huh:
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