A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Cannonpointer
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One FINAL "humorous" meme about the topic - Al Franken named this type of humor, "Kidding on the Square."

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 Aug 2019 10:25 am
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 Aug 2019 12:01 pm
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 Aug 2019 12:20 pm
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Cannonpointer » 29 Aug 2019 9:17 am » wrote:
Misty » 29 Aug 2019 1:02 am » wrote:BTW, Gore bought that house in Montecito in 2010.
The house has an ocean view but it is not on the beach.
It is about three miles from the beach and six hundred feet up a hillside.

The beach by the Obama's house in Martha's Vineyard, is not on the ocean.
It is on the Edgartown Great Pond which I'm pretty sure won't be affected by sea level rise.
That's not the ocean in this pic of their house.
It's a pond.
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Oh, look - fresh talking points on a subject you'd rather not discuss. :LOL:
Not talking points......truth.
You were going on and on about them buying houses on the beach, so I decided to do a little research.
Cannonpointer » 29 Aug 2019 9:17 am » wrote:Okay, my bad on the thread pick. :)
No prob.
I just don't want to send your stuff to the peanut gallery.

I steer clear of climate change discussions, because 1. I am not a scientist and 2. No one is going to change anyone's mind.

I just don't see the downside of getting off fossil fuels and relying more on renewable forms of energy.
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Misty » 29 Aug 2019 12:20 pm » wrote: I just don't see the downside of getting off fossil fuels and relying more on renewable forms of energy.
Nor do I.

It's that middle thing you didn't mention that gives me pause - the part where we empower the elites to launch a global carbon trading board to tax the air we breathe.

That part, I have a problem with. The part you mentioned, not so much.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 Aug 2019 2:25 pm
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My GOD the stupidity of people who cannot tell the difference between weather and climate
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29 Aug 2019 4:58 pm
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I have never seen this stick figure of a woman look that enthusiastic about anything.

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solon » 29 Aug 2019 2:25 pm » wrote:My GOD the stupidity of people who cannot tell the difference between weather and climate
I know, right?

If it's good, it's weather - if it's bad, it's climate.

How can that be hard to understand?

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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A chestnut from the Obama years...


Obama went into a bank to cash a check to buy a Valentine's gift for Michelle. The cashier demanded I.D., and he had none. He pointed out that his face is famous and his bodyguard detail proved his authenticity. "Sorry, sir, but Homeland Security is all up our ***, and we really need more than surface appearance to cash a check if you have no ID. I cannot help you - unless you can do what Tiger Woods and Jack Nicholson did, in your place."
"And what is that." Obama asked.
"Well, when Tiger forgot HIS ID, he made a putt from one end of the lobby to the other, and sank the ball into a coffee cup. And Nicholson ran his "Heeeeere's JOHNNY" line from The Shining. There ws no doubt of either man's identity after such signature moments as those.
"I see," said Obama, "That makes perfect sense. But I'm at a complete loss for what to do. For the life of me, I can''t think of anything to do that would prove anything or make the slightest difference."
The cashier responded, "What denominations do you prefer, Mr. President?"
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NQs1rkmgs
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2tv1yVFws
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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CAPTION: "You've got to stop **** that Trudeau guy!" :die:
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THE TREASON MONKEYS:
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