A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Misty » 15 Sep 2019 2:26 pm » wrote: It's pretty bad.
I have got a stern warning on another site that my GIFS are not appreciated, and that a huge PURGE is going on of all us "undesirable" libs and progressives! How Stalinesque!They shoot anti-Trumpers there!

See; The Political Forums http://thepoliticalforums.com/forum.php

I am the mad Doctor Strangelove, of course! :LOL:
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Yes, Putzie, things are going extremely well under DJT.
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crimsongulf » 16 Sep 2019 4:15 pm » wrote:Yes, Putzie, things are going extremely well under DJT.
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Putzie, you would have to be a damned fool not to be coming out like a bandit in this hot economy.
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16 Sep 2019 5:35 pm
crimsongulf » 16 Sep 2019 5:24 pm » wrote:Putzie, you would have to be a damned fool not to be coming out like a bandit in this hot economy.
I think he is around 75 now. With a debilitating back condition. I would suspect dementia has been setting in the last few yrs. But I'm not a doctor.

His options are optionless :D
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GypsysTwistedChild » 16 Sep 2019 5:35 pm » wrote:
I think he is around 75 now. With a debilitating back condition. I would suspect dementia has been setting in the last few yrs. But I'm not a doctor.

His options are optionless :D
Supposedly he was in the mortgage business. My question is how you could have been in the business world and not saved or invested a dime.
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16 Sep 2019 6:26 pm
crimsongulf » 16 Sep 2019 5:49 pm » wrote:
Supposedly he was in the mortgage business. My question is how you could have been in the business world and not saved or invested a dime.
Oh he was. We talked about it many times

Typical mortgage loan originator of that time. Most of them came from hustling cars, pools, helpless old grandparents with home improvements, etc. Well they went from making 40k a year to 100 plus. Well I have to show off and lease a Mercedes for 600 month. Might as well pick up a 300k McMansion at 2000 mo.....Tailored suits..booze....drugs....gambling.Basically a 1928 attitude towards money....etc..etc

Well things were going fine for around 10 yrs like a well oiled CNC machine. The Gold will never end. Then Kaboom!!! Back to the car lot hustling cars and driving a 1998 Corolla overnight

Futz burned all his bread on cocaine and some of the most seediest women in town with leaky roofs and bedbugs following him everywhere I suppose. Plus most of those originators had to be W2d and pay full taxola outta the assahola

Hope that splains.............. :wave:
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GypsysTwistedChild » 16 Sep 2019 6:26 pm » wrote:
Oh he was. We talked about it many times

Typical mortgage loan originator of that time. Most of them came from hustling cars, pools, helpless old grandparents with home improvements, etc. Well they went from making 40k a year to 100 plus. Well I have to show off and lease a Mercedes for 600 month. Might as well pick up a 300k McMansion at 2000 mo.....Tailored suits..booze....drugs....gambling.Basically a 1928 attitude towards money....etc..etc

Well things were going fine for around 10 yrs like a well oiled CNC machine. The Gold will never end. Then Kaboom!!! Back to the car lot hustling cars and driving a 1998 Corolla overnight

Futz burned all his bread on cocaine and some of the most seediest women in town with leaky roofs and bedbugs following him everywhere I suppose. Plus most of those originators had to be W2d and pay full taxola outta the assahola

Hope that splains.............. :wave:
But wants to bitch about people smarter than he was.

Da man be holdin em down.
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GypsysTwistedChild » 16 Sep 2019 6:26 pm » wrote:
Oh he was. We talked about it many times

Typical mortgage loan originator of that time. Most of them came from hustling cars, pools, helpless old grandparents with home improvements, etc. Well they went from making 40k a year to 100 plus. Well I have to show off and lease a Mercedes for 600 month. Might as well pick up a 300k McMansion at 2000 mo.....Tailored suits..booze....drugs....gambling.Basically a 1928 attitude towards money....etc..etc

Well things were going fine for around 10 yrs like a well oiled CNC machine. The Gold will never end. Then Kaboom!!! Back to the car lot hustling cars and driving a 1998 Corolla overnight

Futz burned all his bread on cocaine and some of the most seediest women in town with leaky roofs and bedbugs following him everywhere I suppose. Plus most of those originators had to be W2d and pay full taxola outta the assahola

Hope that splains.............. :wave:
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!

First off, I quit coke in 1986! And got in the mortgage biz in '2002. There was a broker shop in seedy downtown Antioch, CA where the head broker and asst. were major coke heads, and the one doing the processing was a dumb 14 year old girl. They screwed me out of $ 50, 000 in commisions, and others too. He is most likely dead by now, because we had a 'hit team' after the louse!I changed brokers several times, but they were crooks, too!Then in 2008, the market collapsed! Then I did loan mods, and Jerry Brown **** that up for us. With all the screwing going on, I only made 30-40 K a year. I got screwed out of more $$ than actual commisions!I was driving a '94 Ford Escort, and still am. I was 1099'ed, not FICA'ed.

BTW, I paid for my own roof repair outta my own pocket, never had bedbugs, so you are a LIAR! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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nuckin futz » 17 Sep 2019 4:40 pm » wrote:
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!

First off, I quit coke in 1986! And got in the mortgage biz in '2002. There was a broker shop in seedy downtown Antioch, CA where the head broker and asst. were major coke heads, and the one doing the processing was a dumb 14 year old girl. They screwed me out of $ 50, 000 in commisions, and others too. He is most likely dead by now, because we had a 'hit team' after the louse!I changed brokers several times, but they were crooks, too!Then in 2008, the market collapsed! Then I did loan mods, and Jerry Brown **** that up for us. With all the screwing going on, I only made 30-40 K a year. I got screwed out of more $$ than actual commisions!I was driving a '94 Ford Escort, and still am. I was 1099'ed, not FICA'ed.

BTW, I paid for my own roof repair outta my own pocket, never had bedbugs, so you are a LIAR! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Wonderful life choices.
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crimsongulf » 17 Sep 2019 4:46 pm » wrote:
Wonderful life choices.
Well, it didn't turn out the way I had hoped! Not all of us are so lucky!
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nuckin futz » 17 Sep 2019 4:55 pm » wrote:
Well, it didn't turn out the way I had hoped! Not all of us are so lucky!
Most successful people make their own luck.
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nuckin futz » 17 Sep 2019 4:40 pm » wrote:
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!

First off, I quit coke in 1986! And got in the mortgage biz in '2002. There was a broker shop in seedy downtown Antioch, CA where the head broker and asst. were major coke heads, and the one doing the processing was a dumb 14 year old girl. They screwed me out of $ 50, 000 in commisions, and others too. He is most likely dead by now, because we had a 'hit team' after the louse!I changed brokers several times, but they were crooks, too!Then in 2008, the market collapsed! Then I did loan mods, and Jerry Brown **** that up for us. With all the screwing going on, I only made 30-40 K a year. I got screwed out of more $$ than actual commisions!I was driving a '94 Ford Escort, and still am. I was 1099'ed, not FICA'ed.

BTW, I paid for my own roof repair outta my own pocket, never had bedbugs, so you are a LIAR! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I was giving the man the typical synopsis of a loan originator back then.

How could an employer take 50k from you?????????????????? Wouldn't someone with a 2nd grade math idumacation figure something wasn't right at 1,000

Of course you were 1099d. Sleaze bag employers don't follow the laws.
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GypsysTwistedChild » 17 Sep 2019 7:14 pm » wrote:
I was giving the man the typical synopsis of a loan originator back then.

How could an employer take 50k from you?????????????????? Wouldn't someone with a 2nd grade math idumacation figure something wasn't right at 1,000

Of course you were 1099d. Sleaze bag employers don't follow the laws.
The $ 50000 figure was the result of blown loan locks by lenders and broker not following up on processing and claiming he did all the work! BOGUS!
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crimsongulf » 16 Sep 2019 5:49 pm » wrote:
GypsysTwistedChild » 16 Sep 2019 5:35 pm » wrote:I think he is around 75 now. With a debilitating back condition. I would suspect dementia has been setting in the last few yrs. But I'm not a doctor.
His options are optionless :D
Supposedly he was in the mortgage business. My question is how you could have been in the business world and not saved or invested a dime.
This thread is for funny ****.

Take your insults somewhere else.
I have no use for people who look down their noses at others like that, like your **** don't stink.

Unless you have walked in someone's shoes, you have no idea about their life.
I guess you guys don't realize how obnoxious you sound with your superior attitude crap.

Having a little money doesn't make you better than anyone else.
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