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Trump Meets With LaPierre to Discuss How N.R.A. Could Support Political Defense



https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/27/us/p ... zLJdANgx5T



Sarah Sanders' soul.

Misty » 27 Sep 2019 11:45 am » wrote:OMG, he is totally melting down.

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Misty » 27 Sep 2019 11:45 am » wrote:OMG, he is totally melting down.

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Misty » 27 Sep 2019 6:12 pm » wrote:Trump Meets With LaPierre to Discuss How N.R.A. Could Support Political Defense

So now this is a felony?

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For all those Repubs arguing that the whistleblower wasn't a first hand witness.
Neither was Lind Tripp.

Here's a hint, Dim.

The Justice Dept's Criminal Division opined en masse that Trump committed zero crimes.


So what have you got? Zero, zip, nada, nothing, except insinuations, lies, smears and ****.

nuckin futz » 19 Sep 2019 12:30 pm » wrote:

All the time. Quadratic equations are essential to many fairly simple logistical problems. For example, you need to drain your pond. I don't know why - but you need to. And you need to plan the timeline of your activities related to the empty pond, based on when it will be empty. It is fed by a spring, and has a spillway. It also has a culvert drain with a valve attached. You know from what goes over the spillway the rate at which the pond fills. You know the volume of your pond, and the flow of your culvert if you open the valve.

With a simple quadratic equation, you can get a timeline on how soon your pond will be empty. If you don't know algebra, you're **** out of luck. Unless your brother in law understands algebra, and you don't mind proving to him yet again that you're uneducated in basic math.

Misty » 19 Sep 2019 12:37 pm » wrote: Irony is also welcome in this thread.

The Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

Why don't dinosaurs talk?



















Because they're dead.

So, I can understand this:

If your parents break the law to get you into college you should be expelled from school, they should be indicted, charged and convicted of a felony and may serve some time in jail.

ALTHOUGH . . . .If your parents break the law to get you into this country .... You should be given a FREE education, healthcare on the American taxpayers' dime and EVERYONE should be given AMNESTY.

That my dear friend is the retarded logic of a Liberal Democrat
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Cannonpointer » 30 Sep 2019 6:43 pm » wrote: All the time. Quadratic equations are essential to many fairly simple logistical problems. For example, you need to drain your pond. I don't know why - but you need to. And you need to plan the timeline of your activities related to the empty pond, based on when it will be empty. It is fed by a spring, and has a spillway. It also has a culvert drain with a valve attached. You know from what goes over the spillway the rate at which the pond fills. You know the volume of your pond, and the flow of your culvert if you open the valve.

With a simple quadratic equation, you can get a timeline on how soon your pond will be empty. If you don't know algebra, you're **** out of luck. Unless your brother in law understands algebra, and you don't mind proving to him yet again that you're uneducated in basic math.

I need to DRAIN THE LIZARD! Will algebra help me?

Annoyed Liberall » 01 Oct 2019 10:51 am » wrote:

++++++++BEST ONE EVER! EVAH!

nuckin futz » 01 Oct 2019 8:06 am » wrote:I need to DRAIN THE LIZARD! Will algebra help me?

Nope. You need calculus for that.