Asylum Orderlies Return Hillary Clinton To Padded Cell Disguised As Oval Office
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources close to Hillary Clinton, the failed presidential candidate was gently returned to her padded cell disguised as the Oval Office over the weekend.
After the failed presidential candidate had escaped from the premises again and accused thousands of people of being Russian agents, orderlies were finally able to catch her and guide her back to her cell. She had escaped through the ventilation ducts, apparently, and quickly gave deranged interviews in which she seemed not to understand that she hadn't won the 2016 election. She also found a smartphone and tweeted troubling things, causing asylum personnel to put out a call for her safe return.
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Lol.Annoyed Liberall » 03 Oct 2019 11:46 am » wrote:I have never seen a more 'get me the **** out of here' look.
Still not a climatologist.Misty » 04 Oct 2019 8:19 pm » wrote: You forgot to mention that while in high school the bartender came in second in the Microbiology category of the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair with a microbiology research project on the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode C. elegans.
And in a show of appreciation for her efforts, the MIT Lincoln Laboratory named a small asteroid after her: 23238 Ocasio-Cortez.
Also while in high school, she took part in the National Hispanic Institute's Lorenzo de Zavala (LDZ) Youth Legislative Session, and later became the LDZ Secretary of State while she attended Boston University.
Oh, and she graduated cum laude from Boston University College of Arts and Sciences with a BA in 2011, majoring in international relations and economics.
She beat a ten term incumbent Congressman by 15 points and is now the youngest woman to ever serve in the United States Congress.
But to you she's just a bartender.
If that means I'm brainwashed, I was brainwashed by obama, not trump - because I held that position back when trump was firing people in the private sector.nuckin futz » 13 Oct 2019 1:04 pm » wrote: