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Annoyed Liberall » 05 Nov 2019 12:38 pm » wrote:

Cartoon of the month! AL does it again!

Misty » 05 Nov 2019 5:38 pm » wrote:

https://youtu.be/5w0kSkvusjI

Cannonpointer » 05 Nov 2019 8:08 pm » wrote:
Jacques Cousteaudian.

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crimsongulf » 05 Nov 2019 8:19 pm » wrote:
Old, but still funny.

Cannonpointer » 05 Nov 2019 8:22 pm » wrote: Yeah. I laughed then, I laugh now. And it doesn't even apply now - it should be juan couseaudian.

Cannonpointer » 05 Nov 2019 8:08 pm » wrote:

Misty » 05 Nov 2019 5:38 pm » wrote:

https://youtu.be/5w0kSkvusjI

I watched the media - she seemed very reasonable.
I was very upset to learn that California has banned the bible. And that's something I can google and verify. I haven't bothered, because she wouldn't dare say it if it weren't true, knowing that I can check. Plus, I don't want "did california ban the bible" in my browser - even if I throw my computer in the ocean.

Cannonpointer » 05 Nov 2019 8:08 pm » wrote:Hey, speaking of which, what to do you call a black underwater expert?
Jacques Cousteaudian.
Okay, that's not funny. But it was in the old days back when blacks worked, because that's a job they used to do. Get it?

Annoyed Liberall » 04 Nov 2019 3:07 pm » wrote:

Misty » 05 Nov 2019 9:43 pm » wrote: You would think that when a huge state like California banned the Bible, it would have gotten more press coverage.

DIM!

crimsongulf » 05 Nov 2019 7:26 pm » wrote:

Truer words were never said! A perfect Camel Toe!

Ricky Tavy » 06 Nov 2019 10:35 am » wrote:Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Nationals filed a formal complaint with MLB this week accusing the Houston Astros of deliberately throwing Games 6 and 7 to force the Nationals to visit the White House, where they would have to dine on fast food with President Trump.
The Nationals claim they were on track to lose when the Astros pulled pitcher Zack Greinke in the midst of a dominant performance, replacing him with relievers who specialize in blowing big games.
President Trump made a special visit to Nationals stadium for Game 5, which he hailed as “the biggest crowd to watch me at a basegame.” After boos and chants of “Lock him up!”, the Astros were reminded of what was at stake and purposely lost both games at home, according to the complaint.
“They knew they could easily win at home and take the Series, which is what they absolutely didn’t want to do,” stated Nationals Manager Dave Martinez. “Some of our players overheard their guys in the dugout comparing their Texas BBQ to Burger King’s Western Whopper. We knew something was up.”
The Astros organization vehemently denied foul play and reminded reporters of the fact that they already won the World Series in Trump’s first year as president.
“Don’t forget about 2017,” warned Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow. “We certainly never will.”
Also mentioned in the complaint is an alternative theory by the Nationals as to why the Astros lost on purpose:
“Its a known fact that everyone hates Ted Cruz. Seeing him in an Astros jersey at the game clearly caused the team to lose on purpose just to spite him.”

crimsongulf » 06 Nov 2019 2:55 pm » wrote:

Ricky Tavy » 06 Nov 2019 10:35 am » wrote:Nationals Accuse Astros of Throwing Series to Avoid White House Visit

WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Nationals filed a formal complaint with MLB this week accusing the Houston Astros of deliberately throwing Games 6 and 7 to force the Nationals to visit the White House, where they would have to dine on fast food with President Trump.
The Nationals claim they were on track to lose when the Astros pulled pitcher Zack Greinke in the midst of a dominant performance, replacing him with relievers who specialize in blowing big games.
President Trump made a special visit to Nationals stadium for Game 5, which he hailed as “the biggest crowd to watch me at a basegame.” After boos and chants of “Lock him up!”, the Astros were reminded of what was at stake and purposely lost both games at home, according to the complaint.
“They knew they could easily win at home and take the Series, which is what they absolutely didn’t want to do,” stated Nationals Manager Dave Martinez. “Some of our players overheard their guys in the dugout comparing their Texas BBQ to Burger King’s Western Whopper. We knew something was up.”
The Astros organization vehemently denied foul play and reminded reporters of the fact that they already won the World Series in Trump’s first year as president.
“Don’t forget about 2017,” warned Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow. “We certainly never will.”
Also mentioned in the complaint is an alternative theory by the Nationals as to why the Astros lost on purpose:
“Its a known fact that everyone hates Ted Cruz. Seeing him in an Astros jersey at the game clearly caused the team to lose on purpose just to spite him.”

This does not compute!