A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Rick Wilson has such a way with words.

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You shouldn't listen to Sniffles The Clown you gaping asshole.
He lies.
It wasn't OUR billions.
It was THEIR billions.
And it wasn't $150 billion, like the orange skidmark claims.
The nuclear agreement included China, France, Germany, Russia, the United Kingdom, the United States and the European Union, so Obama didn’t carry out any part of it on his own.

The deal did lift some sanctions, which lifted a freeze on Iran’s assets that were held largely in foreign, not U.S., banks.

And, to be clear, the money that was unfrozen belonged to Iran.

It had only been made inaccessible by sanctions aimed at crippling the country’s nuclear program.

Secondly, $150 billion is a high-end estimate of the total that was freed up after some sanctions were lifted.

U.S. Treasury Department estimates put the number at about $50 billion in “usable liquid assets,” according to 2015 testimony from Adam Szubin, acting under secretary of treasury for terrorism and financial intelligence.

https://www.factcheck.org/2019/03/obama ... n-in-cash/
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Misty » 09 Jan 2020 11:44 am » wrote:
You shouldn't listen to Sniffles The Clown you gaping asshole.
He lies.
It wasn't OUR billions.
It was THEIR billions.
****. The money belongs not to our enemy, the Iranian dictatorship, but to the Iranian people.

We had zero obligation to pay money to our enemies, in fact the opposite.

It was a stunningly stupid policy, which is why Obama and his officials lied about it and refused to submit it to the Senate as a treaty.


Obama was dangerously weak and incompetent on foreign policy.
And it wasn't $150 billion, like the orange skidmark claims.
You mean if it was only $100 billion, that's okay? Imbecile.

It was many billions, close to that amount.
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The slurring, sniffling, lying, mispronouncing never-lets-you-rest President.

The good news: The man who swore he would never golf or use a Teleprompter returned from his most recent golf vacation to read a Teleprompter speech designed to “de-escalate” the crisis he created while on the golf course.

World War Three has been postponed.

The bad news: Trump packed his speech with enough sniffling and mispronunciations to get “Slurring” and “Adderall” trending on Twitter.
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Termin8tor » 09 Jan 2020 11:50 am » wrote:
Misty » 09 Jan 2020 11:44 am » wrote:You shouldn't listen to Sniffles The Clown you gaping asshole.
He lies.
It wasn't OUR billions.
It was THEIR billions.
****. The money belongs not to our enemy, the Iranian dictatorship, but to the Iranian people.
Way to split hairs.
The money belonged to the country of Iran.
But, the Liar-In-Chief keeps saying that Obama GAVE them the money.
That's not true, but you don't give a ****.
When Iran signed the multinational deal to restrain its nuclear development in return for being freed from sanctions, it regained access to its own assets, which had been frozen abroad.

There was no $150 billion gift from the U.S. treasury or other countries. Iran was allowed to get its money back.

https://apnews.com/f53aeebcb0f64b76a2e2a54b2b002dad
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Termin8tor » 09 Jan 2020 2:42 pm » wrote:
Misty » 09 Jan 2020 11:44 am » wrote:You shouldn't listen to Sniffles The Clown you gaping asshole.
He lies.
It wasn't OUR billions.
It was THEIR billions.
What gives the Iranian dictatorship the right to the money, psycho?
The money belonged to their **** country you moron.
Termin8tor » 09 Jan 2020 2:42 pm » wrote:If Obama had distributed it to Iranian citizens, you might be correct, but even then likely not.
You are stunningly stupid.
What do you think he should have done, gone over there with a sack of money and walk the streets handing it out?
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Termin8tor » 10 Jan 2020 7:36 am » wrote:
Misty » 09 Jan 2020 6:35 pm » wrote:
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the Iranian dictatorship the right to the money, psycho?
The money belonged to their **** country you moron.
"The country" did not get the money, psycho.

The dictatorship did with which they bought weapons and spread terrorism.

That was stunningly stupid of Obama and his band of incompetent leftists.

So of course you censor my post.
If Obama had distributed it to Iranian citizens, you might be correct, but even then likely not.
You are stunningly stupid.
What do you think he should have done, gone over there with a sack of money and walk the streets handing it out?
:loco: :loco: :loco:
He was under zero legal obligation to give them anything. He should have waited until the dictatorship fell.

And given what Iran did to our citizens and interests, we might never have been obligated to pay a penny.
Funny, tits, or gtfo.
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Termin8tor » 10 Jan 2020 7:32 am » wrote:
Misty » 09 Jan 2020 6:31 pm » wrote:Way to split hairs.
The money belonged to the country of Iran.
But, the Liar-In-Chief keeps saying that Obama GAVE them the money.
That's not true, but you don't give a ****.
"Split hairs?" As an important matter of factual reality, "the country" did not get the money. The Iranian dictatorship did.
You are even more stupid than I thought.
How can a country get money without going through the leadership of that country?
Termin8tor » 10 Jan 2020 7:32 am » wrote:Obama was under zero legal obligation to do so. Yes, he gave the dictatorship the money.
The JCPOA was not a bilateral agreement between Obama and Iran you gaping asshole.
There were five other countries plus the European Union involved, but you and your dear leader only blame Obama.

And no one GAVE them anything.
It was their **** money.
Termin8tor » 10 Jan 2020 7:32 am » wrote:You lie through your teeth, then stunningly accuse Trump of lying. :blink:
I'm not the one who has made over 15,000 false or misleading statements in just the last few years.
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You are even more stupid than I thought.
How can a country get money without going through the leadership of that country?

The JCPOA was not a bilateral agreement between Obama and Iran you gaping asshole.
There were five other countries plus the European Union involved, but you and your dear leader only blame Obama.

And no one GAVE them anything.

It was their **** money.
You're even more dishonest than I thought.

If you're so sure of your claims, why did you censor my post? To hide the truth.


No, it was not "their" money. It belonged to the people, not the dictatorship that got it. And given that there were lawsuits by Americans against Iran, no one in Iran had any legal right to the money.

Yes, the Europeans were stunningly stupid and craven, too. So freaking what?


"Split hairs?" As an important matter of factual reality, "the country" did not get the money. The Iranian dictatorship did.


And they used much of it to buy weaponry and spread terrorism throughout the Middle East.


Obama was under zero legal obligation to do so. Yes, he gave the dictatorship the money.

You lie through your teeth, then stunningly accuse Trump of lying. :blink:
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nuckin futz » 24 Nov 2019 3:15 pm » wrote:The INJUNS were the first liberals!

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Not a PEEP in that **** screed about murdering my dad - but that is exactly what those **** "liberal" tree *** did. :ninja:
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