A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Cannonpointer
10 Jan 2020 11:51 am
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That was funny - inaccurate, it appears. But funny.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 11:51 am
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solon » 28 Nov 2019 6:38 pm » wrote:So more CHILDISH PUNK posts from NeoMORON who is too STUPID and too much of a CHILDISH PUNK to EVER be part of any REAL discourse. Once he is PUNKED AGAIN it is more of these posts a FIVE year old might think are clever GFY Neo. You are just PATHETIC how SAD for you
Funny, tits, or gtfo, lame.

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 11:56 am
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solon » 29 Nov 2019 3:44 pm » wrote:Shut up PUNK your CHILDISH PUNK posts are juvenile and pathetic and so are YOU so GFY
Right click the cartoon. Select "copy."

Come back to the thread. Place your cursor where you want the cartoon. Click control v.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 12:01 pm
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 12:03 pm
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nuckin futz » 07 Dec 2019 10:43 am » wrote:Image

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Last week Tucker Carlson said: “Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia?! And I’m serious. Why do I care? WHY SHOULDN'T I ROOT FOR RUSSIA??? WHICH I AM!!!"... When he caught flak immediately afterwards, he tried to claim he was only joking... But then this week, he said: “We should probably take the side of Russia if we have to choose between Russia and Ukraine. That’s my view.”
It can't be denied... Nearly every political action Trump has ever taken benefitted Putin more than any other power or person on earth...

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ItsRussiaStupid

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AllRoadsLeadToPutin

ImageAbout this websitewashingtonpost.comOpinion | The Republicans have become the party of Russia. This makes me sick.
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 12:05 pm
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****. The money belongs not to our enemy, the Iranian dictatorship, but to the Iranian people.

GOD you are STUPID the money came from the GOVERNMENT of Iran we OWED it to the GOVERNMENT OF Iran that is a FACT You are just a LIAR

We had zero obligation to pay money to our enemies, in fact the opposite.

You are A LIAR and we GET that you have no decency no integrity and no humanity but we DID have an obligation to give them back THEIR MONEY you pathetic brainwashed MORON


It was a stunningly stupid policy, which is why Obama and his officials lied about it and refused to submit it to the Senate as a treaty.

It was a MORAL OBLIGATION I get that soulless scum like you is arguing that we don't LIKE them so its ok to STEAL from them but its a weak and STUPID argument only taken seriously by ignorant brainwashed MORONS Like you

Obama was dangerously weak and incompetent on foreign policy.

You are a LIAR. Obama did fairly well in foreign policy Trump is SO WEAK he got PLAYED by a weak silly dictator from North Korea because Kim SMELLED the weakness on Trump YOU are just a LAIR and you LIE CONSTANTLY about Obama Trump is the WORST foreign policy president ever.He is STUPID he is LAUGHED at publicly by world leaders and he is too LAZY to do the work to find out what he SHOULD be doing or to understand the issues he also gets man crushes on every DICTATOR he sees

You mean if it was only $100 billion, that's okay? Imbecile.

What EVERYBODY MEANS you pathetic brainwashed MORON is that the number was inflated and it doesnt matter because it WAS THEIR MONEY you MORON

It was many billions, close to that amount.

OF THEIR MONEY PUNK
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10 Jan 2020 12:06 pm
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Wish I new how to make gifs. That would be a sweet one.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 12:10 pm
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nuckin futz » 10 Dec 2019 9:54 pm » wrote:
There is a lot of those offenses, no problem! You just don't want to look at them is all! :twisted:
Nor does pelosi.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 12:13 pm
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That was hella funny - et me help you with it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8lCYJc3R5k
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 1:11 pm
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Misty » 12 Dec 2019 7:07 pm » wrote:Trump is so jealous that a 16 year old girl made the cover of Time and not him, that he mocked a kid with Asperger's.

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And his campaign photoshopped his head on her body.

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 1:22 pm
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 10 Jan 2020 12:10 pm » wrote: Nor does pelosi.
Geez! Just when i thought you'd jumped off the Trump Train! Is it going too fast for yew? Skeered? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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10 Jan 2020 2:37 pm
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nuckin futz » 10 Jan 2020 2:16 pm » wrote: Geez! Just when i thought you'd jumped off the Trump Train! Is it going too fast for yew? Skeered? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
What "impeachable offenses" are they charging, there, Mensa?

One is abuse of power and the other is obstruction of congress.

The obstruction charge occurred DURING impeachment, making it like an arrest for resisting. You cannot be arrested ONLY for resisting, otherwise your resistance was justified as you were being arrested for nothing. Also, obstruction of congress in not a high crime. It's not a misdemeanor.

So they still need one REAL charge.

The only other charge was "abuse of power." Abuse of power is an argument - a complaint. It's not a statute. It isn't a high crime. It isn't a misdemeanor.

Now, you wanna pull your head out or bury it deeper? THERE IS NO IMPEACHMENT. Never happened. You need to learn how to take a **** joke, kid. And it starts with recognizing it. You've been punk'd - and that happens to the best of us. But wake the **** up to it, huh - you're starting to look stupid.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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10 Jan 2020 4:04 pm
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Well, the week prior to the impeachment vote, they had proof of bribery and obstruction of justice.


Neither were in the final articles.



Imagine that.
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10 Jan 2020 7:59 pm
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I can't stand this arrogant little prick.

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10 Jan 2020 11:19 pm
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I was surprised that you had any nuts to get caught in the bird feeder stand.

Of course, it would be hard to snag a mangina.
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