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Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In real news that totally actually happened, President Trump has announced that in the interest of public safety, the 2020 presidential election has been canceled.

“It’s just too risky,” President Trump told the press while standing behind a sneeze guard.

“We’ll get all these people gathered together at rallies or lined up to vote, and they’re all going to get sick.

And Bernie and Biden -- they’re just so old.

Sending them around crowds campaiging is basically trying to murder them.

Anyway, it just seems pointless for a bunch of people to die when everyone knows I was going to win anyway.”

Trump has been a divisive figure in the past, but so far everyone has agreed with this move.

The New York Times, which usually opposes absolutely everything Trump does, wrote an editorial in support of canceling the election.

“It’s a smart, science-driven move,” the editorial said.

“As important as democracy is, it’s just not worth dying over.”

Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders also seemed very relieved by the announcement, as they’re both very tired and worried about getting sick.

Sanders was especially happy, telling the press, “You know, for a few moments there, it really seemed like I might win, and I didn’t know what was going to happen if people actually expected me to follow through on all that free stuff.”

Sanders is now deciding in which of his three houses to self-quarantine.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pence-cance ... oronavirus

crimsongulf » 09 Mar 2020 9:51 pm » wrote:

That's supposed to be Greta?
She's 17 years old Red.

Misty » 10 Mar 2020 5:39 pm » wrote: That's supposed to be Greta?
She's 17 years old Red.

Not greta

crimsongulf » 10 Mar 2020 8:47 pm » wrote:

Misty » 10 Mar 2020 5:39 pm » wrote:That's supposed to be Greta?
She's 17 years old Red.

Not greta

That image is used in memes about her.
So it's a Greta look a like.
But in any event it is meant to portray her.

Kind of icky.

Say I have no tits!

CORONA virus alert updates:
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

Rock » 11 Mar 2020 11:58 am » wrote:CORONA virus alert updates:
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

Misty » 10 Mar 2020 9:18 pm » wrote: That image is used in memes about her.
So it's a Greta look a like.
But in any event it is meant to portray her.

Kind of icky.

Never seen it used as the retarded kid. Always as a triggered snowflake