A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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crimsongulf
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Misty » 15 Aug 2017 9:45 pm » wrote: Is that supposed to mean something?
Or are you just hearing tiny violin music?
Quiet music over no much of anything
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Misty » 15 Aug 2017 9:28 pm » wrote:Okay, I had to repost this here from my other thread, because this is were **** like this belongs.
You're right Bilko, that huge angry mob of people were carrying Tiki torches and chanting

1. Jews will not replace us.....2. Heebs will not divide us......and 3. blood and soil

just to keep the mosquitos away.
What was I thinking?

You **** lunatic.
Okay, it just gets better.
Sgt Bilko » 15 Aug 2017 9:58 pm » wrote:The lunatic is the one turning tiki torches into a NAZI image. I bet almost all were wearing shirts. So why not make shirts a NAZI emblem. Shoes might even be better. How about belts? I bet everyone had underwear on as well!!!!
And better.
Sgt Bilko » 15 Aug 2017 9:52 pm » wrote:Blaming the tiki torches as a NAZI item is insane. Tiki torches are too ubiquitous!!!!
And better.
Sgt Bilko » 15 Aug 2017 10:45 pm » wrote: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
So why do you consider them NAZI symbols???
Seriously you couldn't possibly be this stupid.
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Guess which faction just held a rally where hundreds if not thousands of them carried torches while chanting anti-Semitic slogans?

Guess which faction carried flags with huge Swastikas on them and gave the Nazi salute?

Guess which faction 45 goes out of his way not to denounce?

He has absolutely no problem denouncing anyone except these racist Nazis and Putin.
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15 Aug 2017 11:26 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 15 Aug 2017 4:26 pm » wrote: Alt-Right is opposed to NAZI. You are a ****. What else is there to know?
What in the **** dummy?
Once again I'm embarrassed to ask if you are ignorant or a liar.
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15 Aug 2017 11:34 pm
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Says the same pos that didn't believe Bannon was alt right. Pshhh. Aee you waking up yet sleepy?
Holy crap now here come the excuses. Maybe just now you are realizing the are responding and getting energized by the exact same message, the same source.
If you want to distance yourself and you are truly horrified by the 'bad deplorables'
Then go counter protest them, make them feel unwelcome. Show not just the nation but the president himself they are not part of his base.
Otherwise shut your stupid apologist mouth and wear it with some pride. I respect an honest nazi more than an appeaser.
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16 Aug 2017 12:13 am
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16 Aug 2017 1:25 am
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WONKETTE ALERT!
Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because **** It We’re Done Here

OH WOW HOLY **** DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST ****’ SAY WHAT?

The president of America just did a press conference in the tacky-*** lobby of Trump Tower about his stupid “infrastructure” plan, but we all know that’s not what journalists wanted to talk about.

And Trump got MAD.

And we learned A LOT about Trump’s true feelings about the Nazi attack that happened in Charlottesville this weekend.

You can go ahead and disregard his Monday statement and go back to what he originally said this weekend, because Trump’s point is that BOTH SIDES DO IT and BOTH SIDES ARE BAD, and did you know those Nazis had a permit, whereas the counter-protesters didn’t even file the proper paperwork?

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No, for real.

And did you ALSO know that some of the people protesting the removal of confederate traitor loser statues weren’t even Nazis or white supremacists, just normal sweet (racist) people who love (racist) statues?

Don’t let their screams of “Jews will not replace us!” and “Blood and soil!” fool you, these were STATUE LOVERS!

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In case you’re worried those tweets are somehow inaccurate, here’s video of Trump saying exactly that:

(Watch video at link in title.)
Yep, on one side you’ve got Nazis murdering Americans, and on the other side you’ve got snowflakes who have a problem with that somehow.

But that wasn’t the only time Trump brought up the innocent and racist statue-loving Americans.

In a longer, angrier answer, he suggested that the removal of confederate monuments is a SLIPPERY SLOPE to taking down statues of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, because that’s the same.

What’s next, huh?

Taking a wrecking ball to Mount Rushmore?

Coloring all the presidents’ heads off the money coins with a Sharpie?

(Another video.)
No really, we don’t need to ask that, you **** racist loon, because the simple difference, which you’d know if you ever goddamned read a book (or if you weren’t a racist yourself), is that, while Washington and Jefferson did indeed own slaves, THEY DIDN’T **** BECOME TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY BY FIGHTING A WAR TO PRESERVE THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY.

(To be clear, they were dead at the time.)

Anyway, Trump’s overarching point here is that there is “blame on both sides,” and as his ****** voice shrieked louder, he said, “I don’t have any doubt about it, and YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT EITHER.”

Here’s where he really gets his back up wishing the fake lying press would think about the Nazis’ feelings, because of how there is “blame on both sides” and the press has treated all the white supremacists and white nationalists and Nazis “very unfairly,” because did you all see what ELSE happened?

(Video.)
Whatever, **** who just sided with actual Nazis.

Effective protests against these awful people must be nonviolent, and much of what we saw in Charlottesville was!

The real story of the “left” in Charlottesville was anti-racism protesters and clergy locking arms and singing “This Little Light Of Mine,” while the Nazis were cracking heads and pushing up on riot cops, but you think Donald **** Trump’s stupid bigoted *** saw that?

Of course not.

David Duke’s happy, which should tell you everything you need to know about Trump’s little performance today:

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Jesus Christ.
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onlyaladd » 15 Aug 2017 11:26 pm » wrote:What in the **** dummy?
Once again I'm embarrassed to ask if you are ignorant or a liar.
He's as dumb as a post.
See my post # 865.
He was ranting about how I supposedly said that Tiki torches were Nazi symbols.
I laughed until my sides hurt.
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16 Aug 2017 2:20 am
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Wow!
Did I miss that?

I did a little Googling,
This is from the NY Times.
“What about the ‘alt-left’ that came charging at, as you say, the ‘alt-right’?” he asked. “Let me ask you this: What about the fact they came charging — that they came charging with clubs in their hands, swinging clubs? Do they have any problem? I think they do.”
This is from CNN.
"What about the 'alt-left' that came charging them? Excuse me. What about the alt-left that came charging at the -- as you say, the alt-right? Do they have any semblance of guilt? ... Let me ask you this. What about the fact they came charging -- that they came charging with clubs in their hands, swinging clubs? Do they have any problem? I think they do."
From Politico.
TRUMP: Okay, what about the alt-left that came charging at [indiscernible] – excuse me – what about the alt-left that came charging at the, as you say, the alt right? Do they have any semblance of guilt?
All kinda different.
:omg:

Found it on BoingBoing.net

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Misty » 15 Aug 2017 10:07 pm » wrote: Okay, it just gets better.
And better.
And better.
Seriously you couldn't possibly be this stupid.
:die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
I follow what you state especially considering your thought processes about Trump and come to the conclusion that you think tiki lights are a NAZI emblem. Very logical considering your Trump Derangement Syndrome. Obsession without reason is your hallmark!!! So are you trying to make out you have been cured of your mental aberrations? Methinks not the case. You put forth too much evidence to the contrary!!!
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Misty » 16 Aug 2017 2:20 am » wrote: Wow!
Did I miss that?

I did a little Googling,
This is from the NY Times.

This is from CNN.

From Politico.

All kinda different.
:omg:

Found it on BoingBoing.net

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Yeah I'd like to know for sure if that was real
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16 Aug 2017 9:21 am
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Sgt Bilko » 16 Aug 2017 8:19 am » wrote: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
I follow what you state especially considering your thought processes about Trump and come to the conclusion that you think tiki lights are a NAZI emblem. Very logical considering your Trump Derangement Syndrome. Obsession without reason is your hallmark!!! So are you trying to make out you have been cured of your mental aberrations? Methinks not the case. You put forth too much evidence to the contrary!!!
Wow dude. Really?
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16 Aug 2017 3:04 pm
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Okay, so I made a minor alteration to that first one.
So shoot me.


:P
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roadkill » 15 Aug 2017 9:52 pm » wrote:Misty...I love you.
Please don't tell me you're seeing another Nazi.
I don't know what I would do if you weren't here to teach me how to hate people.
I'll be waiting by the oven until you get home.
Don't stand too close to that oven.
One of the members of Trump's base might mistake you for a Jew.
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