A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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nuckinfutz » 07 Aug 2020, 10:04 pm » wrote: Gina was HOT! But Bridget Bardot was the hottest!

Sir, ..........but sir,
I beg to disagree.

Here is what I want.            Your list against mine.    Top 5.    Prettiest women of all time.
Yes, the women can chime in about the handsomest men that they would like to put their
arms around.
Here is my list.

1.  Salma Hayek.
2.  Claudia Cardinale.
3.   Ann-Margret.
4.   Raquel Welch.
5.   Jennifer Lopez.

Beautiful women are a gift from God.              Is lust..............a sin???
Uhhhhh......ohhhhh.......... I think that  might be real trouble now.                         
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7 Aug 2020 10:39 pm
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 10:21 pm » wrote: Sir, ..........but sir,
I beg to disagree.

Here is what I want.            Your list against mine.    Top 5.    Prettiest women of all time.
Yes, the women can chime in about the handsomest men that they would like to put their
arms around.
Here is my list.

1.  Salma Hayek.
2.  Claudia Cardinale.
3.   Ann-Margret.
4.   Raquel Welch.
5.   Jennifer Lopez.

Beautiful women are a gift from God.              Is lust..............a sin???
Uhhhhh......ohhhhh.......... I think that  might be real trouble now.                         
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I'll play.

1.Sophia Loren
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Raquel Welch
4. Halle Berry
5.Charlize Theron
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7 Aug 2020 10:53 pm
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Rock » 07 Aug 2020, 10:39 pm » wrote: I'll play.

1.Sophia Loren
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Raquel Welch
4. Halle Berry
5.Charlize Theron

Damn good list, Sir !!
Well played!!

Well done, Rock-Dog !!                                                  
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nuckinfutz » 07 Aug 2020, 9:49 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Aug 2020, 8:17 pm » wrote: I don't know.
Next time I fire up the PC I will check it out.
I mostly post from my tablet now, and when I see an image I want to save I usually just take a screenshot of it.
Speaking of which, I don't remember, does Windows 7 have a snipping tool to take screenshots?
Yup! But what do i do with it?
You can take a screenshot of any images you want to save and save the screenshots in your pictures folder.
Have you never used the Snipping Tool?
I couldn't live without it.
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 10:53 pm » wrote: Damn good list, Sir !!
Well played!!

Well done, Rock-Dog !!                                                  
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Tiapan? please answer. are you all set getting back into this site?
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 9:16 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Aug 2020, 8:47 pm » wrote: My family came from Sicily.
We could move there and work on a fishing boat in the Mediterranean.
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+ 100.
LOL.............LOL...............

Good rebuttal !!
Smarty-girl !!     Well played!!

Here is a fact that I want you to know.
Texans love........Italians.    Yes, we all know about the Mafia.
       
I consider Al Pacino...........the best actor in Hollywood.
And Gina Lollobrigada......one the the top 5 prettiest women that has ever been born.
       
I am watching Laura Ingraham.

Peace, cowgirl.                                                
You went straight to the Mafia, didn't you?
LOL
You think all Italians are in the Mafia?

When I was a kid my grandparents had a farm way out on Long Island, and one day two strange men showed up there.
They stayed outside all day near their car and never came into the house.
When my grandmother brought them out some food I said in a very loud voice,  "Who are those men?"
She smacked me and told me to shut up and get back in the house.
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 10:21 pm » wrote:
nuckinfutz » 07 Aug 2020, 10:04 pm » wrote: Gina was HOT! But Bridget Bardot was the hottest!
Sir, ..........but sir,
I beg to disagree.

Here is what I want.            Your list against mine.    Top 5.    Prettiest women of all time.
Yes, the women can chime in about the handsomest men that they would like to put their
arms around.
Here is my list.

1.  Salma Hayek.
2.  Claudia Cardinale.
3.   Ann-Margret.
4.   Raquel Welch.
5.   Jennifer Lopez.

Beautiful women are a gift from God.              Is lust..............a sin???
Uhhhhh......ohhhhh.......... I think that  might be real trouble now.                         
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OMG, my husband has such a thing for Ann-Margret.
He watches Bye Bye Birdie all the time, and he's not even gay.
 
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sootedupCyndi » 07 Aug 2020, 11:11 pm » wrote: Tiapan? please answer. are you all set getting back into this site?

Yes Mam.
Everything is cool !! 
Thanks to you and Tuna-Dog !!
Everything is good.

Now, back to good conversation..............who are the top 5 handsomest men
who you have ever seen?


1.  Sean Connery.
2.  Colin Farrell.
3.  Burt Reynolds.

Fill in the rest.    (or erase)
Just a fun game for friends.                                     
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Rock » 07 Aug 2020, 10:39 pm » wrote: I'll play.

1.Sophia Loren
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. Raquel Welch
4. Halle Berry
5.Charlize Theron
Have you ever seen Cat On A Hot Tin Roof?
Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman are so hot, they make the screen sizzle.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzogcorjLOI


 
 
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 11:24 pm » wrote: Who are the top 5 handsomest men you have ever seen?

1.  Sean Connery.
2.  Colin Farrell.
3.  Burt Reynolds.

Fill in the rest.    (or erase)
Just a fun game for friends. 
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I like Colin Farrell, but he doesn't belong on that list, and neither do the other two IMO.

This is the handsomest guy in the world to me, other than the silver haired blue eyed devil that I'm married to of course.
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Don't judge me Taipan.
Ann-Margret is my husband's hall pass, Roman Reigns is mine.
 
I would do things to him that would probably be illegal in most states.
 
 
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7 Aug 2020 11:50 pm
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Misty » 07 Aug 2020, 11:17 pm » wrote: You went straight to the Mafia, didn't you?
LOL
You think all Italians are in the Mafia?

When I was a kid my grandparents had a farm way out on Long Island, and one day two strange men showed up there.
They stayed outside all day near their car and never came into the house.
When my grandmother brought them out some food I said in a very loud voice,  "Who are those men?"
She smacked me and told me to shut up and get back in the house.
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Wow.
Impressive !!
Great story, Mam !!

I have personally known 2 real Italians.     Courageous to bone !!  Fighters.    They work for me.
I personally backed them in a fight.   Individually.     Separate times.  Against some 
tough ******.      We won both times.     

The Italians are sumbitches who won't back down.

Example--"Richie Aprile".   The Sopranos.   U-Tube.    21mins.

Peace.                 



 
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 11:50 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Aug 2020, 11:17 pm » wrote: You went straight to the Mafia, didn't you?
LOL
You think all Italians are in the Mafia?

When I was a kid my grandparents had a farm way out on Long Island, and one day two strange men showed up there.
They stayed outside all day near their car and never came into the house.
When my grandmother brought them out some food I said in a very loud voice,  "Who are those men?"
She smacked me and told me to shut up and get back in the house.
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Wow.
Impressive !!
Great story, Mam !!

I have personally known 2 real Italians.     Courageous to bone !!  Fighters.    They work for me.
I personally backed them in a fight.   Individually.     Separate times.  Against some 
tough ******.      We won both times.     

The Italians are sumbitches who won't back down.

Example--"Richie Aprile".   The Sopranos.   U-Tube.    21mins.

Peace.                 
You've only known two real Italians?
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I'm 100% pure Sicilian.
All four of my grandparents were born in Sicily.
 
I never stay on the forum this late, but I was enjoying talking to you.
Goodnight Cowboy.
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 11:24 pm » wrote: Yes Mam.
Everything is cool !! 
Thanks to you and Tuna-Dog !!
Everything is good.

Now, back to good conversation..............who are the top 5 handsomest men
who you have ever seen?


1.  Sean Connery.
2.  Colin Farrell.
3.  Burt Reynolds.

Fill in the rest.    (or erase)
Just a fun game for friends.                                     
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Charles Bronson of course. :blink:  
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sootedupCyndi » 08 Aug 2020, 6:26 am » wrote: Charles Bronson of course. Image

LOL..........
Sooo cool.........and sooo wise.
You made me smile.     
What a nice way to start the day off !!                You bring a lot to the table.

I talked to Buffalo.        Everyone is having trouble about logging in.     I gave him a few tips.
You will see him soon.

Have a nice day, sister.                                                       
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Misty » 07 Aug 2020, 11:26 pm » wrote: Have you ever seen Cat On A Hot Tin Roof?
Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman are so hot, they make the screen sizzle.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzogcorjLOI
Yes I saw it. A great movie.
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 10:53 pm » wrote: Damn good list, Sir !!
Well played!!

Well done, Rock-Dog !!                                                  
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Thank you. Thank you very much. (In my best Elvis voice).
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RickyTavy » 07 Aug 2020, 11:31 pm » wrote: Hey, don't forget Burl Ives.  MENDACITY!

He makes me think of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

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8 Aug 2020 9:23 am
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Taipan » 07 Aug 2020, 11:24 pm » wrote: Yes Mam.
Everything is cool !! 
Thanks to you and Tuna-Dog !!
Everything is good.

Now, back to good conversation..............who are the top 5 handsomest men
who you have ever seen?


1.  Sean Connery.
2.  Colin Farrell.
3.  Burt Reynolds.

Fill in the rest.    (or erase)
Just a fun game for friends.                                     
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Clooney (born in my town) and Brad Pitt (in his younger days). And of course Paul Newman. The older Sean Connery is also very good looking. 
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Rock » 08 Aug 2020, 9:23 am » wrote: Clooney (born in my town) and Brad Pitt (in his younger days). And of course Paul Newman. The older Sean Connery is also very good looking.

That is interesting.
Paul Newman.  That is my favorite actor.   
1.  Hombre.
2.  Hud.
3.  Cool Hand Luke.
4.  Color of Money.
5.  Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid.
6.  The Sting.

 Many woman have told me that they have found him to be extremely handsome.   
Ruggedly handsome.      I don't know.       What I liked about him was his lean, mean,
clean, in your face, tough guy, personality.   
      
Yes, when I was growing up.........I wanted to be just like him.                               
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