A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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EEEWW!!!

Rudy Giuliani wipes his sweaty face.......
COVID?
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Then strokes his escort's arm with the same hand he held his handkerchief with.....

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Then he leans in and spews his droplets all over her face.....

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rippy3838 » 27 Aug 2020, 11:23 pm » wrote: Hey Misty, when you have a minute a need to talk to you about a mod here that is a real pain in the ***...

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Resuming the funny.


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28 Aug 2020 7:33 pm
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To be honest, as a high school football/baseball player, I was actually............"cougar-bait".
Ahhhhhhhh..........the good memories.
Thank you.                                    
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I can't......
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In your fantasies you wish you were the pool-boy !!                          :clap:  
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Does Kim Guilfoyle have the look of a lusty Italian lady who actually has a great passionate sex
life and enjoys life so much that she wakes up at dawn, every am, because she wants more
life.......not less?                 I am poker-player.
That is my read.                                        
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Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 9:10 pm » wrote: In your fantasies you wish you were the pool-boy !!                          Image
I used to be one! Had my own pool biz for twenty years, and the ladies who couldn't pay their bill always wanted to take it out in trade! Every summer I had an affair going.
One rule tho; No married women!
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nuckinfutz » 28 Aug 2020, 9:19 pm » wrote: I used to be one! Had my own pool biz for twenty years, and the ladies who couldn't pay their bill always wanted to take it out in trade! Every summer I had an affair going.
One rule tho; No married women!
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You lucky bastard !!!
And..........I never did 'cross the ring'.    I will die knowing that I am a fornicator...........but never
an adulterer.        Too much pain involved.              Not worth a simple orgasm.

I have many faults & vises.
Adultery is not one of them.           Too much pain.     On both sides of the fence.    
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Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 9:25 pm » wrote: You lucky bastard !!!
And..........I never did 'cross the ring'.    I will die knowing that I am a fornicator...........but never
an adulterer.        Too much pain involved.              Not worth a simple orgasm.

I have many faults & vises.
Adultery is not one of them.           Too much pain.     On both sides of the fence.    
Oh, I had some close shaves and almost got killed over wimen, more than a few times. Always some jealous asshole with a gun.
I kinda like being an ugly old man now, no women lust after me now! And I don't have the raging libido of the young dude anymore. So its no big deal.
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Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 9:18 pm » wrote: Does Kim Guilfoyle have the look of a lusty Italian lady who actually has a great passionate sex
life and enjoys life so much that she wakes up at dawn, every am, because she wants more
life.......not less?                 I am poker-player.
That is my read.                                        
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Shame on you Taipan.
Didn't you watch her speech at the RNC, or should I say SCREECH?
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She is the product of a Puerto Rican Mother and an Irish Father.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo6nKT37JN0

She must be a SCREAMER in bed though.

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nuckinfutz » 28 Aug 2020, 9:38 pm » wrote: Oh, I had some close shaves and almost got killed over wimen, more than a few times. Always some jealous asshole with a gun.
I kinda like being an ugly old man now, no women lust after me now! And I don't have the raging libido of the young dude anymore. So its no big deal.
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Ohhhh.......Let me share.
I have actually had a gunfight over a woman !!
Gunfire was exchanged.  On both sides.  Nobody got hurt.   He shot first.
He put a hole in my Chevrolet 2500 Silverado pick-up.
I returned fire.   With my war-gun, .357mag.?   No.    With my glove-box gun.
Colt .380 Government Model.

Eagle Pass.  1990.
My wife's boss was a little bit too interest in my young, pretty wife.
Her boss and I had some disagreements.     
But our biggest disagreement......was his 'right to life'.
We hooked up in a barroom parking lot.  
Police were called.   Witnesses called it clean.
He shot first.        Everything got smoothed out.

I got a divorce 1yr. later.
And life........goes on.             
Ahhhhhhh......the good memories..........  
:)              
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Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 10:06 pm » wrote: Ohhhh.......Let me share.
I have actually had a gunfight over a woman !!
Gunfire was exchanged.  On both sides.  Nobody got hurt.   He shot first.
He put a hole in my Chevrolet 2500 Silverado pick-up.
I returned fire.   With my war-gun, .357mag.?   No.    With my glove-box gun.
Colt .380 Government Model.

Eagle Pass.  1990.
My wife's boss was a little bit too interest in my young, pretty wife.
Her boss and I had some disagreements.     
But our biggest disagreement......was his 'right to life'.
We hooked up in a barroom parking lot.  
Police were called.   Witnesses called it clean.
He shot first.        Everything got smoothed out.

I got a divorce 1yr. later.
And life........goes on.             
Ahhhhhhh......the good memories..........  
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Let me guess You would still take her back, You're a fool for love.

In your days with a bottle half drunk in your hand your still wonder what move you could have made to have kept her yours. You're not the first.

The different you was me. The different her was mine. The different pain was mine which was the same as yours.

There is no crime in being a fool for love. Maybe that is the only thing that makes a warrior human.

Go in peace.
 
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