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A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony
A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony
By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
28 Aug 2020 10:27 pm
Taipan is a ladies man.Phelix_Dacat » 28 Aug 2020, 10:15 pm » wrote: ↑ Let me guess You would still take her back, You're a fool for love.
In your days with a bottle half drunk in your hand your still wonder what move you could have made to have kept her yours. You're not the first.
The different you was me. The different her was mine. The different pain was mine which was the same as yours.
There is no crime in being a fool for love. Maybe that is the only thing that makes a warrior human.
Go in peace.
28 Aug 2020 10:31 pm
A ladies man is a man who belongs to one lady, and all the other ladies wish he belonged to her.
28 Aug 2020 10:36 pm
I have a friend I've known for years.. A true gigolo. LOL, He gets women too, because he can fix stuff.!Phelix_Dacat » 28 Aug 2020, 10:31 pm » wrote: ↑ A ladies man is a man who belongs to one lady, and all the other ladies wish he belonged to her.
28 Aug 2020 10:40 pm
Misty » 28 Aug 2020, 9:42 pm » wrote: ↑ Shame on you Taipan.
Didn't you watch her speech at the RNC, or should I say SCREECH?
She is the product of a Puerto Rican Mother and an Irish Father.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo6nKT37JN0
She must be a SCREAMER in bed though.
Thank you for the facts.
I did not know that.
I like passionate women. She seem to be one of them.
Are Sicilians a little bit..........passionate in life? I think so.
I like people like that. It is thing of..........'honor & strength'.
They don't sit on fence. They get off the fence, and get into the fight.
I like that.
Here is what I want from Italy....and the NYC Italians.
Do not join the Dem ******. Join us. The Gringos.....who believe in Jesus Christ.
We bring "Light".....to your children.
The Dems are now bringing........Darkness.
I am asking for one thing. Please change sides. Please come with us.
We want you, and all Italians, on our Team. We are Catholics, Baptists, and Protestants.
We fight on same Team now.
We want you. Please join us.
28 Aug 2020 10:45 pm
Fixing "stuff" isn't that "hard". When you say "stuff" you mean "orgasms", yes?sootedupCyndi » 28 Aug 2020, 10:36 pm » wrote: ↑ I have a friend I've known for years.. A true gigolo. LOL, He gets women too, because he can fix stuff.!
As I've remarked before, my wife refuses to let me date. She refuses to share my "hard" ability to fix "stuff".
28 Aug 2020 10:50 pm
sootedupCyndi » 28 Aug 2020, 10:36 pm » wrote: ↑ I have a friend I've known for years.. A true gigolo. LOL, He gets women too, because he can fix stuff.!
In my next incarnation?
I want to be a gigolo.
28 Aug 2020 10:53 pm
Why not start NOW?
28 Aug 2020 11:03 pm
ewwwwwwwwww yer a gross old lady
28 Aug 2020 11:08 pm
Phelix_Dacat » 28 Aug 2020, 10:15 pm » wrote: ↑ Let me guess You would still take her back, You're a fool for love.
In your days with a bottle half drunk in your hand your still wonder what move you could have made to have kept her yours. You're not the first.
The different you was me. The different her was mine. The different pain was mine which was the same as yours.
There is no crime in being a fool for love. Maybe that is the only thing that makes a warrior human.
Go in peace.
Wow.
Good read, Cat.
I will give you that.
Very intuitive. OK.
I was a fool for love.
I will tell you............what I will tell Jesus on Judgement Day----
"I bow. I am guilty. No excuses offered".
28 Aug 2020 11:30 pm
There are days when I will close my eyes an smell her hug me.Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 11:08 pm » wrote: ↑ Wow.
Good read, Cat.
I will give you that.
Very intuitive. OK.
I was a fool for love.
I will tell you............what I will tell Jesus on Judgement Day----
"I bow. I am guilty. No excuses offered".
Not just feel, but smell. No apologies. Like a summer day at noon with butterflies touching on the drying grass and the warm breeze caressing our skin.
If you want my apology for one of my best memories, draw your knife now and charge. I will not cringe from the challenge,
29 Aug 2020 12:50 pm
29 Aug 2020 12:58 pm
My first husband came to my job once and took a swing at my boss because he thought I was sleeping with him.Taipan » 28 Aug 2020, 10:06 pm » wrote: ↑Ohhhh.......Let me share.nuckinfutz » 28 Aug 2020, 9:38 pm » wrote: ↑ Oh, I had some close shaves and almost got killed over wimen, more than a few times. Always some jealous asshole with a gun.
I kinda like being an ugly old man now, no women lust after me now! And I don't have the raging libido of the young dude anymore. So its no big deal.
I have actually had a gunfight over a woman !!
Gunfire was exchanged. On both sides. Nobody got hurt. He shot first.
He put a hole in my Chevrolet 2500 Silverado pick-up.
I returned fire. With my war-gun, .357mag.? No. With my glove-box gun.
Colt .380 Government Model.
Eagle Pass. 1990.
My wife's boss was a little bit too interest in my young, pretty wife.
Her boss and I had some disagreements.
But our biggest disagreement......was his 'right to life'.
We hooked up in a barroom parking lot.
Police were called. Witnesses called it clean.
He shot first. Everything got smoothed out.
I got a divorce 1yr. later.
And life........goes on.
Ahhhhhhh......the good memories..........
I wasn't.
I got divorced a few months later after he broke my jaw.
He wasn't a very nice guy.
Night and day from the man I have been married to for 28 years now, who has never even raised his voice to me.
I adore that man.
29 Aug 2020 2:00 pm
29 Aug 2020 6:14 pm
ROFL....MANGO UNCHAINED TELLING PEOPLE THEY CAN SELL HIS AUTOGRAPH ON eBay FOR $10,000.
https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/stat ... 61442?s=19
https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/stat ... 61442?s=19
29 Aug 2020 6:40 pm
For those of you posting pictures of Kyle Rittenhouse cleaning up graffiti........
Here's Ted Bundy washing dishes.
Here's Ted Bundy washing dishes.
29 Aug 2020 6:59 pm
Joe beat you in the ratings. Get over it. It’s getting sad.
9:00 AM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Sorry @Misty , I see U already beat me with this above.
9:00 AM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Sorry @Misty , I see U already beat me with this above.
29 Aug 2020 8:24 pm
OOOOPS!
The Trump campaign forgot to buy the domain name for their new slogan.......Keep America Great.
So the Biden campaign bought it and is using it to point out Trump's failures.
The Trump campaign forgot to buy the domain name for their new slogan.......Keep America Great.
So the Biden campaign bought it and is using it to point out Trump's failures.
29 Aug 2020 8:25 pm
Great minds think alike.supraTruth » 29 Aug 2020, 6:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Joe beat you in the ratings. Get over it. It’s getting sad.
9:00 AM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Sorry @Misty , I see U already beat me with this above.
29 Aug 2020 9:04 pm
30 Aug 2020 8:50 am
Geriatric Joe is deathly afraid of Mr. Covid-19.
He knows that he will dead within 2wks. of being infected.
He just isn't strong enough to weather that storm.
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