A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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16 Oct 2020 8:11 pm
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17 Oct 2020 11:24 am
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WTF?
He needed to be this strapped up like that to buy a sandwich?

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17 Oct 2020 11:32 am
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Oh jeeez!
I couldn't repost that in full size.
It's disturbing.
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17 Oct 2020 12:23 pm
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Termin8tor » 17 Oct 2020, 11:45 am » wrote: Little Miss No Balls at All better hide in this silly thread until after the election.

Way, way, way too much reality elsewhere as the Biden Crime Family is exposed.

Heck, maybe she should hide here for the next decade or so.
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I have no intentions of hiding anywhere you gaping asshole.

What evidence do you have that Hunter Biden flew 3,000 miles from his home in California to drop off a laptop filled with all kinds of personal information at a shop in Delaware and never went back to pick it up?
Answer: None.

Who has verified that the computer actually belonged to Hunter Biden and that nothing on it was tampered with?
Answer: Nobody.

I smell a conspiracy.

 
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21 Oct 2020 7:42 pm
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21 Oct 2020 7:56 pm
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Mitch McConnell is decomposing.

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21 Oct 2020 8:33 pm
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Testosterone.
A chemical in the male.   That is released into the brain at certain times.
It can be released, and over-rule all logical sense .....and all rational explanation.
All races.   Sense the dawn of time.      The desire to conquer in war.......and the
desire for sex in peace.    Look at Bill Clinton.    Sex addict.   A blow-job in the 
Oval Office.    Really ??   And the whole world laughed at us like we were on the
Jerry Springer Show.
Testosterone.      Love & sex & war.     Look at the James Bond movies.   Look
at all movies.      Italian men are no stranger to this game.    They have an
abundance of testosterone.       

Have I ever fought over a woman.....to the death if necessary ?
I have.    It was primal.        Like Tarzan in the Jungle. 
I sought to kill that man........over a woman.
It was wrong, irrational, and devoid of all logic.     (and I won) 
But love & sex produce........testosterone.    So does war.
Testosterone is a natural chemical that clouds the mind.    (just like drugs).     

That is all.                                                               
:)                         


 
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Taipan » 21 Oct 2020, 8:33 pm » wrote: Testosterone.
A chemical in the male.   That is released into the brain at certain times.
It can be released, and over-rule all logical sense .....and all rational explanation.
All races.   Sense the dawn of time.      The desire to conquer in war.......and the
desire for sex in peace.    Look at Bill Clinton.    Sex addict.   A blow-job in the 
Oval Office.    Really ??   And the whole world laughed at us like we were on the
Jerry Springer Show.
Testosterone.      Love & sex & war.     Look at the James Bond movies.   Look
at all movies.      Italian men are no stranger to this game.    They have an
abundance of testosterone.       

Have I ever fought over a woman.....to the death if necessary ?
I have.    It was primal.        Like Tarzan in the Jungle. 
I sought to kill that man........over a woman.
It was wrong, irrational, and devoid of all logic.     (and I won) 
But love & sex produce........testosterone.    So does war.
Testosterone is a natural chemical that clouds the mind.    (just like drugs).     

That is all.                                                               
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That almost sounds like an excuse for men not being able to keep their junk in their pants.

I pulled a gun on a guy once when I had a wicked case of PMS.
Hormones.
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21 Oct 2020 9:13 pm
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Misty » 21 Oct 2020, 9:03 pm » wrote: That almost sounds like an excuse for men not being able to keep their junk in their pants.

I pulled a gun on a guy once when I had a wicked case of PMS.
Hormones.
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It is an excuse.  The most legit, best excuse ever.
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21 Oct 2020 9:27 pm
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Misty » 21 Oct 2020, 9:03 pm » wrote: That almost sounds like an excuse for men not being able to keep their junk in their pants.

I pulled a gun on a guy once when I had a wicked case of PMS.
Hormones.
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OK.
That is a fair analogy.
Well done, smarty-girl !!
You would make a damn fine lawyer.
(hell, you might really be one).

Peace, cowgirl.                         
:)      

 
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21 Oct 2020 9:32 pm
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Taipan » 21 Oct 2020, 9:27 pm » wrote:
Misty » 21 Oct 2020, 9:03 pm » wrote: That almost sounds like an excuse for men not being able to keep their junk in their pants.

I pulled a gun on a guy once when I had a wicked case of PMS.
Hormones.
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OK.
That is a fair analogy.
Well done, smarty-girl !!
You would make a damn fine lawyer.
(hell, you might really be one).

Peace, cowgirl.                         
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I sold the gun right after that happened.
Didn't trust myself to have it any more.
I was pointing the gun right at him and telling him to GTFO of my house and the crazy mutha **** wouldn't leave.
My finger was twitching on the trigger.
I almost shot the bastard.
 
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21 Oct 2020 10:10 pm
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Misty » 16 Oct 2020, 11:37 am » wrote: And right on cue here comes duck's tag team partner.
As soon as I make my first post, these two latch onto my *** and ride it.

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The ride? Is that like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
Could be fun, but not for you!
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22 Oct 2020 5:15 am
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Misty » 21 Oct 2020, 9:32 pm » wrote: I sold the gun right after that happened.
Didn't trust myself to have it any more.
I was pointing the gun right at him and telling him to GTFO of my house and the crazy mutha **** wouldn't leave.
My finger was twitching on the trigger.
I almost shot the bastard.
+100.
I understand the situation.       I respect your actions.     
You can come live in Texas anytime you wish.
We love people like you.   You will fit right in.   Only one caveat.   You have to
buy another handgun.  There is a $50 fine for anyone caught driving around
without a handgun in their vehicle.    (yes, that is a stupid Texas joke).

Have a good day, Mam.                                             
:)  
 
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Misty » 17 Oct 2020, 11:24 am » wrote: WTF?
He needed to be this strapped up like that to buy a sandwich?

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I definitely want one of these.

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