A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Famagusta » 23 Dec 2020, 2:27 pm » wrote: It went reasonably well. Masked up all the way, documentation checked. Lots of travellers at the airport, arriving and departing.

I need some insults. Childish men behaving like kindergarteners.

Call them a swarm of needle-dicked bug ****


Say the word snowballs to them, and when they say pardon me, point at their crotch and say, 'S no balls.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Nobody
6 Jan 2021 10:07 am
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Too short, she never smiles like that, different jawline, looks younger.

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Taipan
6 Jan 2021 12:40 pm
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Misty » 06 Jan 2021, 11:07 am » wrote: Too short, she never smiles like that, different jawline, looks younger.

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Peace, cowgirl.
Tomorrow morning...............one of my enemies......will shoot me to death.

Peace, cowgirl.
https://youtu.be/St7LKcWULyI

 
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6 Jan 2021 1:59 pm
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Taipan » 06 Jan 2021, 1:40 pm » wrote: Peace, cowgirl.
Tomorrow morning...............one of my enemies......will shoot me to death.

Peace, cowgirl.

 
Don't say stuff like that.
 
 
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Taipan
6 Jan 2021 2:58 pm
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Misty » 06 Jan 2021, 2:59 pm » wrote: Don't say stuff like that.

Hey.
Spycar
hacked my comp. ......or....... He........hacked the other site.
I cannot get in over there.
Please tell Cannon.
Never ever,.....would I cause you harm.    NEVER !!!
I play fair baseball.


We always knew stuff like this could happen.
My big sister is a "Systems Analyst".       Dallas.
Self made millionaire.......Computer Specialist. 
She can hack the Pentagon !!


I will not ask her .....for a goddamn thing !!
I would not ask her for entry into Heaven !!
Family pride !!
You know exactly what I mean !!
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Taipan
6 Jan 2021 3:21 pm
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Misty » 06 Jan 2021, 2:59 pm » wrote: Don't say stuff like that.

I am sorry.
You have real problems and  I am a little drunken, smartass bastard......... struggling with
his own little petty......problems.
I apologize.

I will kill your
problems 1st.
Then,.......... I will kill mine.


Please,...... let me start over.
How are your people doing?
Yes, I know what I said last weekend.
I was drinking....and I meant  every damn word.

There is peace between your family and mine.
Why?  I don't know.   There just is.
You can feel it.
Feel what ??    PEACE.     
No one in your family......will die.                                
:)  
 
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6 Jan 2021 3:29 pm
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Taipan » 06 Jan 2021, 4:21 pm » wrote:
Misty » 06 Jan 2021, 2:59 pm » wrote: Don't say stuff like that.
I am sorry.
You have real problems and  I am a little drunken, smartass bastard......... struggling with
his own little petty......problems.
I apologize.

I will kill your
problems 1st.
Then,.......... I will kill mine.


Please,...... let me start over.
How are your people doing?
Yes, I know what I said last weekend.
I was drinking....and I meant  every damn word.

There is peace between your family and mine.
Why?  I don't know.   There just is.
You can feel it.
Feel what ??    PEACE.     
No one in your family......will die.                                
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Thank you for asking.
My son, his wife and my three grandkids seem to have made it through COVID with only relatively mild symptoms.
I think they're out of the woods now.
My daughter-in-law's mother had to be hospitalized, but I hear she's doing better and may be released soon.
Her father and her three siblings are all doing okay.
So we haven't lost anyone thank God.

I wish you peace Cowboy.
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6 Jan 2021 5:28 pm
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Misty » 06 Jan 2021, 4:29 pm » wrote: Thank you for asking.
My son, his wife and my three grandkids seem to have made it through COVID with only relatively mild symptoms.
I think they're out of the woods now.
My daughter-in-law's mother had to be hospitalized, but I hear she's doing better and may be released soon.
Her father and her three siblings are all doing okay.
So we haven't lost anyone thank God.

I wish you peace Cowboy.

"Peace".                                   :)  
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6 Jan 2021 11:38 pm
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7 Jan 2021 1:41 am
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I know this is awful but I really needed a laugh today and this is the only thing that did it.

https://twitter.com/Sundae_Gurl/status/ ... 33282?s=19


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nuckin futz
7 Jan 2021 12:50 pm
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Peace, love and be groovy, man! True Flower Child!
https://youtu.be/VnBc8KKU85c
 
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7 Jan 2021 12:52 pm
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