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By B.See
5 Jan 2022 7:34 am in Liberals Only Political Chat Room
5 Jan 2022 7:34 am
2021: A Year That Can Eat My Whole *** - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I’ve never seen a group of people so libidinous for intubation and an early grave. And this persistent undercurrent of suicidal petulance in right-wing culture doesn’t even feel newsworthy anymore; that dull, wet thudding of ten million morons rhythmically striking their own foreheads with hammers has long since faded into the background, but it’s still pretty **** up, y’know?
It’s almost impressive, how thoroughly these little jerks have broken their own brains. Like, there was this conference, for the kookiest kult kids; Flynn, Lindell, Eric Trump…a veritable carnival for the cray-cray. And a bunch of the attendees caught Covid, because OF COURSE THEY DID, **** mid-Omicron anti-vax clambake? That’s basically the free square in the middle of the bingo card, right?
But no, these braying **** actually had the gall to claim somebody released **** anthrax into their little loser treehouse, because the forces of liberalism would only naturally deem it necessary to deploy biological weaponry against a handful of dumbasses who were already inviting Covid over to play street hockey in their **** lungs."
...now that's some funny s----.
excerpts:
"I’ve never seen a group of people so libidinous for intubation and an early grave. And this persistent undercurrent of suicidal petulance in right-wing culture doesn’t even feel newsworthy anymore; that dull, wet thudding of ten million morons rhythmically striking their own foreheads with hammers has long since faded into the background, but it’s still pretty **** up, y’know?
It’s almost impressive, how thoroughly these little jerks have broken their own brains. Like, there was this conference, for the kookiest kult kids; Flynn, Lindell, Eric Trump…a veritable carnival for the cray-cray. And a bunch of the attendees caught Covid, because OF COURSE THEY DID, **** mid-Omicron anti-vax clambake? That’s basically the free square in the middle of the bingo card, right?
But no, these braying **** actually had the gall to claim somebody released **** anthrax into their little loser treehouse, because the forces of liberalism would only naturally deem it necessary to deploy biological weaponry against a handful of dumbasses who were already inviting Covid over to play street hockey in their **** lungs."
...now that's some funny s----.
5 Jan 2022 7:48 am
The Cap rocks..B.See » 05 Jan 2022, 8:34 am » wrote: ↑ 2021: A Year That Can Eat My Whole *** - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I’ve never seen a group of people so libidinous for intubation and an early grave. And this persistent undercurrent of suicidal petulance in right-wing culture doesn’t even feel newsworthy anymore; that dull, wet thudding of ten million morons rhythmically striking their own foreheads with hammers has long since faded into the background, but it’s still pretty **** up, y’know?
It’s almost impressive, how thoroughly these little jerks have broken their own brains. Like, there was this conference, for the kookiest kult kids; Flynn, Lindell, Eric Trump…a veritable carnival for the cray-cray. And a bunch of the attendees caught Covid, because OF COURSE THEY DID, **** mid-Omicron anti-vax clambake? That’s basically the free square in the middle of the bingo card, right?
But no, these braying **** actually had the gall to claim somebody released **** anthrax into their little loser treehouse, because the forces of liberalism would only naturally deem it necessary to deploy biological weaponry against a handful of dumbasses who were already inviting Covid over to play street hockey in their **** lungs."
...now that's some funny s----.
It's why they hate him so.
5 Jan 2022 7:50 am
Indeed he does. Sheer genius.
9 Jan 2022 11:53 pm
Ted Cruz’s Self-Respect, and Other Myths - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
...congratulations everyone, on surviving one entire year of the feeblest imaginable gaslighting, perpetrated by the occupants of the sulfurous, subpar cloud of white rage that lingers around the vanquished husk of Donald John Trump like an overcooked steak fart. One whole year of the American Right piling lie upon lie, compounding their every mistake, and failing to learn a single **** thing about anything.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, perhaps the largest, loudest mouth on the Lovecraftian fleshwad horror the Republican Party has become, got herself permanently banned from Twitter, for the very good reason that she refused to stop spreading enormous, damaging lies about, among other things, the pandemic;
One thing I’ve learned these past few years…the secret ingredient in the rise of fascism is cowards. Recipe goes, “Season with cowards liberally and often. Let simmer, applying additional cowards at regular intervals.”
Why is it so hard for the Republican Party to cut the **** Nazis loose? I mean, we all know the answer, but it feels like something that should be asked out loud anyway.
Y’know, one of the cool things about being a Democrat is nobody requires clownish displays of blind loyalty to a pathological liar’s every passing fib.
excerpts:
...congratulations everyone, on surviving one entire year of the feeblest imaginable gaslighting, perpetrated by the occupants of the sulfurous, subpar cloud of white rage that lingers around the vanquished husk of Donald John Trump like an overcooked steak fart. One whole year of the American Right piling lie upon lie, compounding their every mistake, and failing to learn a single **** thing about anything.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, perhaps the largest, loudest mouth on the Lovecraftian fleshwad horror the Republican Party has become, got herself permanently banned from Twitter, for the very good reason that she refused to stop spreading enormous, damaging lies about, among other things, the pandemic;
One thing I’ve learned these past few years…the secret ingredient in the rise of fascism is cowards. Recipe goes, “Season with cowards liberally and often. Let simmer, applying additional cowards at regular intervals.”
Why is it so hard for the Republican Party to cut the **** Nazis loose? I mean, we all know the answer, but it feels like something that should be asked out loud anyway.
Y’know, one of the cool things about being a Democrat is nobody requires clownish displays of blind loyalty to a pathological liar’s every passing fib.
9 Jan 2022 11:56 pm
excerpts continued:
Lindsey didn’t earn a single vote in the Cuck of the Week poll, because Rafael Edward Cruz just ran away with that ****. When he spent four years suckling the buttocks of the cheap goon who insulted his wife and father, we thought we were witnessing the Ted Williams of sycophancy in his prime, but it turns out the guy was just getting warmed up.
Because holy ****, y’all. What Ted pulled on Tucker Carlson’s White Power Hour this week? It was his Guernica. A miracle of human achievement in the field of groveling. I **** saw God. If you happened to miss it, golly, you’re in for a treat. Get yourself a snack, you deserve it.
So, Tedward accidentally stumbled over just enough love of country to suggest in passing that terrorism is bad and ought not be encouraged, and when Carlson caught wind of that, he ****’ left work early to drag Ted to the woodshed. Tucker made Senator Cruz cut his own switch, you know what I’m saying?
And Ted sits there, live on the most watched news show on cable, and takes it and takes it and takes it, and begs for more. And on the level of watching one of the worst people alive debase himself, it’s certainly quality content.
Trouble is, this is actually a phenomenally powerful human being, submitting, desperately and comprehensively, to the ringleader of a hate mob, and no **** good will come of it. Once again, the secret ingredient is cowards.
After that…display, there’s not enough left of Cruz to spread on a Triscuit, and he thinks he can get elected President. Sad, sorry, old fop’s got one foot in the geek pit and doesn’t even know it yet.
Lindsey didn’t earn a single vote in the Cuck of the Week poll, because Rafael Edward Cruz just ran away with that ****. When he spent four years suckling the buttocks of the cheap goon who insulted his wife and father, we thought we were witnessing the Ted Williams of sycophancy in his prime, but it turns out the guy was just getting warmed up.
Because holy ****, y’all. What Ted pulled on Tucker Carlson’s White Power Hour this week? It was his Guernica. A miracle of human achievement in the field of groveling. I **** saw God. If you happened to miss it, golly, you’re in for a treat. Get yourself a snack, you deserve it.
So, Tedward accidentally stumbled over just enough love of country to suggest in passing that terrorism is bad and ought not be encouraged, and when Carlson caught wind of that, he ****’ left work early to drag Ted to the woodshed. Tucker made Senator Cruz cut his own switch, you know what I’m saying?
And Ted sits there, live on the most watched news show on cable, and takes it and takes it and takes it, and begs for more. And on the level of watching one of the worst people alive debase himself, it’s certainly quality content.
Trouble is, this is actually a phenomenally powerful human being, submitting, desperately and comprehensively, to the ringleader of a hate mob, and no **** good will come of it. Once again, the secret ingredient is cowards.
After that…display, there’s not enough left of Cruz to spread on a Triscuit, and he thinks he can get elected President. Sad, sorry, old fop’s got one foot in the geek pit and doesn’t even know it yet.
15 Jan 2022 4:28 am
BREAKING: Persecuted Republicans Forced to Drink Own Piss in Underground “Speakeasies” - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
So, Republicans’re all excited, because their hard turn towards authoritarianism means one of their very favorite activities, book-burning, is back on the table. That’s what the whole, phony “critical race theory” panic is for, right?
...they’re so clumsy when it comes to concealing their true, long-term goals (in this case, a massive, eternal bonfire, forever annihilating every dissenting voice, past, present, or future) that they frequently wind up like Indiana state Senator Scott Baldwin, pullin’ down big time headlines for suggesting schoolteachers take it easier on Nazism, in the interest of “impartiality.”
Look at how much better Ron DeSantis is at staying within the lines of plausible deniability, as he pitches his latest proposed assault on the First Amendment and objective reality.
When Ron suggests deputizing every internet-addled crank with too much free time (just like that **** abortion law in Texas) to hunt down and punish thoughtcrime in public schools, he justifies it by claiming that to teach children that racism exists is to indoctrinate them to “hate America,“ and while that’s some straight Iron Curtain ****, he gets away with it...
excerpts:
So, Republicans’re all excited, because their hard turn towards authoritarianism means one of their very favorite activities, book-burning, is back on the table. That’s what the whole, phony “critical race theory” panic is for, right?
...they’re so clumsy when it comes to concealing their true, long-term goals (in this case, a massive, eternal bonfire, forever annihilating every dissenting voice, past, present, or future) that they frequently wind up like Indiana state Senator Scott Baldwin, pullin’ down big time headlines for suggesting schoolteachers take it easier on Nazism, in the interest of “impartiality.”
Look at how much better Ron DeSantis is at staying within the lines of plausible deniability, as he pitches his latest proposed assault on the First Amendment and objective reality.
When Ron suggests deputizing every internet-addled crank with too much free time (just like that **** abortion law in Texas) to hunt down and punish thoughtcrime in public schools, he justifies it by claiming that to teach children that racism exists is to indoctrinate them to “hate America,“ and while that’s some straight Iron Curtain ****, he gets away with it...
15 Jan 2022 4:30 am
(continued):
Gym Jordan, who has been known to bleat defiantly at confused passersby that he has “nothing to hide” from the January 6th commission, announced his intention to hide, if he’s able, from the January 6th commission.
Kevin McCarthy is already publicly fantasizing about the fun, fashy abuses he’s got planned for that speaker’s gavel. He’s gonna evict multiple Democratic congressmen from their committees, y’see, in revenge for (QAnon lunatic) Marjorie Taylor Greene and (open white nationalist) Paul Gosar, who were stripped of their own assignments for, lest we forget, inciting violence against their fellow elected representatives of the American people.
... from the Trump White House to Kyle Rittenhouse, Republicans have put a whole lotta work in, normalizing violence as a viable, even necessary political tactic.Like, didja catch Rand Paul’s **** shenanigans this week? He was doing that thing he does, by which I mean rotating Anthony Fauci, one of the mob’s very favorite targets, back into the crosshairs of the Two Minutes Hate.
The good doctor made the eminently reasonable request that Senator Paul cut it out with the incendiary falsehoods that have led to death threats and harassment targeted not just himself, but his family. (Oh, and also maybe stop fundraising off the whole thing, you sociopathic taintwart.)
And watch Rand. Really ****’ watch his response, as a fellow human being tells him his behavior led directly to a barrage of death threats. It’s about halfway between “Don’t care” and “Yep, and one of ‘em’ll get you one of these days, too.”
Gym Jordan, who has been known to bleat defiantly at confused passersby that he has “nothing to hide” from the January 6th commission, announced his intention to hide, if he’s able, from the January 6th commission.
Kevin McCarthy is already publicly fantasizing about the fun, fashy abuses he’s got planned for that speaker’s gavel. He’s gonna evict multiple Democratic congressmen from their committees, y’see, in revenge for (QAnon lunatic) Marjorie Taylor Greene and (open white nationalist) Paul Gosar, who were stripped of their own assignments for, lest we forget, inciting violence against their fellow elected representatives of the American people.
... from the Trump White House to Kyle Rittenhouse, Republicans have put a whole lotta work in, normalizing violence as a viable, even necessary political tactic.Like, didja catch Rand Paul’s **** shenanigans this week? He was doing that thing he does, by which I mean rotating Anthony Fauci, one of the mob’s very favorite targets, back into the crosshairs of the Two Minutes Hate.
The good doctor made the eminently reasonable request that Senator Paul cut it out with the incendiary falsehoods that have led to death threats and harassment targeted not just himself, but his family. (Oh, and also maybe stop fundraising off the whole thing, you sociopathic taintwart.)
And watch Rand. Really ****’ watch his response, as a fellow human being tells him his behavior led directly to a barrage of death threats. It’s about halfway between “Don’t care” and “Yep, and one of ‘em’ll get you one of these days, too.”
15 Jan 2022 4:30 am
(continued):
So, the latest wingnut miracle cure for Covid is Drinking Your Own Piss, and I’m only surprised it took us two years to get here... so keep on chuggin’ pee, kids, I’ve heard you own a dozen libs with every sweet, sweet drop.
Well, the radical, unhinged, and incidentally stolen SCOTUS majority snickeringly stripped the Biden Administration of important pandemic-fighting powers, heroically preserving the right of amoral crotchmaggots to undermine public health policy through malicious gaslighting, because if there’s one thing the Founding Fathers hated with a fury that shook the very powder from their wigs, it’s Americans surviving when they could be dying instead.
So, the latest wingnut miracle cure for Covid is Drinking Your Own Piss, and I’m only surprised it took us two years to get here... so keep on chuggin’ pee, kids, I’ve heard you own a dozen libs with every sweet, sweet drop.
Well, the radical, unhinged, and incidentally stolen SCOTUS majority snickeringly stripped the Biden Administration of important pandemic-fighting powers, heroically preserving the right of amoral crotchmaggots to undermine public health policy through malicious gaslighting, because if there’s one thing the Founding Fathers hated with a fury that shook the very powder from their wigs, it’s Americans surviving when they could be dying instead.
22 Jan 2022 2:08 am
MORE PURE GOLD from The Shower Cap:
Hey, I Think My Blog’s About to Become Illegal in Florida, Neat! - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I see Dan Crenshaw pitched a fit at a 10-year-old girl, Madison Cawthorn figured a Veterans’ Affairs Committee hearing was an appropriate setting to fiddle with his firearm, and Lauren Boebert hilariously accused a group of Jewish visitors to the Capitol of conducting “reconnaissance.”
A welcome victory in the war against disinformation, as the odious hate-mongers of One America “News” Network got booted off DirecTV, a potentially cataclysmic deplatforming. Good. **** you. Say hi to Milo Yiannopoulos for me, when you finally hit pavement in whatever slum of obscurity you **** wind up in once you’ve lost the ability to monetize your bile. Hey, DO FOX NEXT.
I hope the future alien anthropologists picking through the ruins of our garbage civilization make note of the annual right-wing ritual observed this week; the ceremonial contortion of Martin Luther King Jr. quotes by the growing-more-white-supremacist-daily Republican Party is, in my opinion, perhaps the most fascinating of 21st-century conservatism’s admittedly primitive traditions.
Like…who do y’all think you’re fooling?* Even Mitch McConnell, who’s normally a Jedi master when it comes to keeping the **** straight, can’t stop himself from stamping an asterisk onto the end of the term “African-American.”
You **** can butcher public school curriculums wherever you’re able, but you cannot conceal what you’ve become. “Racism isn’t real HEY PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE UNAPOLOGETIC WHITE NATIONALISTS IN OUR CAUCUS.”
Still, they’re really betting heavy on this critical race theory tantrum, aren’t they? On a certain level, I respect the honesty of confessing the only way to create new generations of Republican voters is to indoctrinate children with ridiculous falsehoods,
but it’s still straight-up Nazi ****. Don’t [EVER*] forget that.
And down in DeSantistan, the **** Your Feelings Party is attempting to outlaw the truth, wheresoever the truth might make any individual white person feel “discomfort” or “guilt,” ... because there ain’t no fascist whinier than an American fascist."
(*my addendum)
Truer words were never spoken, Cap.
Hey, I Think My Blog’s About to Become Illegal in Florida, Neat! - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I see Dan Crenshaw pitched a fit at a 10-year-old girl, Madison Cawthorn figured a Veterans’ Affairs Committee hearing was an appropriate setting to fiddle with his firearm, and Lauren Boebert hilariously accused a group of Jewish visitors to the Capitol of conducting “reconnaissance.”
A welcome victory in the war against disinformation, as the odious hate-mongers of One America “News” Network got booted off DirecTV, a potentially cataclysmic deplatforming. Good. **** you. Say hi to Milo Yiannopoulos for me, when you finally hit pavement in whatever slum of obscurity you **** wind up in once you’ve lost the ability to monetize your bile. Hey, DO FOX NEXT.
I hope the future alien anthropologists picking through the ruins of our garbage civilization make note of the annual right-wing ritual observed this week; the ceremonial contortion of Martin Luther King Jr. quotes by the growing-more-white-supremacist-daily Republican Party is, in my opinion, perhaps the most fascinating of 21st-century conservatism’s admittedly primitive traditions.
Like…who do y’all think you’re fooling?* Even Mitch McConnell, who’s normally a Jedi master when it comes to keeping the **** straight, can’t stop himself from stamping an asterisk onto the end of the term “African-American.”
You **** can butcher public school curriculums wherever you’re able, but you cannot conceal what you’ve become. “Racism isn’t real HEY PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE UNAPOLOGETIC WHITE NATIONALISTS IN OUR CAUCUS.”
Still, they’re really betting heavy on this critical race theory tantrum, aren’t they? On a certain level, I respect the honesty of confessing the only way to create new generations of Republican voters is to indoctrinate children with ridiculous falsehoods,
but it’s still straight-up Nazi ****. Don’t [EVER*] forget that.
And down in DeSantistan, the **** Your Feelings Party is attempting to outlaw the truth, wheresoever the truth might make any individual white person feel “discomfort” or “guilt,” ... because there ain’t no fascist whinier than an American fascist."
(*my addendum)
Truer words were never spoken, Cap.
22 Jan 2022 2:12 am
Oh great, another retard.B.See » 05 Jan 2022, 8:34 am » wrote: ↑ 2021: A Year That Can Eat My Whole *** - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I’ve never seen a group of people so libidinous for intubation and an early grave. And this persistent undercurrent of suicidal petulance in right-wing culture doesn’t even feel newsworthy anymore; that dull, wet thudding of ten million morons rhythmically striking their own foreheads with hammers has long since faded into the background, but it’s still pretty **** up, y’know?
It’s almost impressive, how thoroughly these little jerks have broken their own brains. Like, there was this conference, for the kookiest kult kids; Flynn, Lindell, Eric Trump…a veritable carnival for the cray-cray. And a bunch of the attendees caught Covid, because OF COURSE THEY DID, **** mid-Omicron anti-vax clambake? That’s basically the free square in the middle of the bingo card, right?
But no, these braying **** actually had the gall to claim somebody released **** anthrax into their little loser treehouse, because the forces of liberalism would only naturally deem it necessary to deploy biological weaponry against a handful of dumbasses who were already inviting Covid over to play street hockey in their **** lungs."
...now that's some funny s----.
31 Jan 2022 8:21 am
I Never Expected Ascendant Fascism to be So Very, Very Stupid, Chapter LXXXIV - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:Look you guys, our Republican brothers and sisters just want to burn books, disenfranchise minorities, roll back women’s rights and LGBTQ rights, gun political opponents down in the streets, and make it illegal to bruise their fragile fee-fees by suggesting any of the above is fascist ****. Like, why do I even blog? “It’s like the HOLOCAUST,” they yowl, “You’re HOLOCAUSTING me!”
Nah, kids, we’re just pointing out that you’re wrong, because you are. Being told that you’re wrong has literally nothing in common with being sent to a death camp. In fact, going forward, y’all could use that as a test of sorts, before you compare your treatment to the Holocaust: “Am I in a death camp, or did someone just disagree with me?”
First they came for the sexy M&M’s, and I did not speak out, because I was not a skeevy weirdo who massages his genitals while gazing upon anthropomorphized candy. Then, they put Minnie Mouse in a pantsuit, and I locked my doors and boarded up my windows, because few words trigger a stronger Pavlovian rage response in America’s increasingly terrorism-curious right wing than “pantsuit.”
excerpts:Look you guys, our Republican brothers and sisters just want to burn books, disenfranchise minorities, roll back women’s rights and LGBTQ rights, gun political opponents down in the streets, and make it illegal to bruise their fragile fee-fees by suggesting any of the above is fascist ****. Like, why do I even blog? “It’s like the HOLOCAUST,” they yowl, “You’re HOLOCAUSTING me!”
Nah, kids, we’re just pointing out that you’re wrong, because you are. Being told that you’re wrong has literally nothing in common with being sent to a death camp. In fact, going forward, y’all could use that as a test of sorts, before you compare your treatment to the Holocaust: “Am I in a death camp, or did someone just disagree with me?”
First they came for the sexy M&M’s, and I did not speak out, because I was not a skeevy weirdo who massages his genitals while gazing upon anthropomorphized candy. Then, they put Minnie Mouse in a pantsuit, and I locked my doors and boarded up my windows, because few words trigger a stronger Pavlovian rage response in America’s increasingly terrorism-curious right wing than “pantsuit.”
31 Jan 2022 8:22 am
(continued):
…all of which would be funnier if it didn’t provide such useful grist for the wingnut media bubble’s radicalization mill. THE **** CARTOON CHARACTERS OF YOUR YOUTH ARE BEING STOLEN FROM YOU, Tucker Carlson bellows, and once he’s captured the rubes’ attention with the latest Two Minutes Hate, he fills every primed skull with poison.
And that’s how we wound up with deranged nincompoops bombarding elected officials with calls demanding the United States government take Vlad Putin’s side as he menaces Ukraine militarily.
See, that’s what the GOP took away from the Trump era: there is no lie too big, no propaganda too Ernest Goes to Nuremberg moronic for their feral base to blindly swallow, so long as it offers fresh excuses to fear and despise those they disagree with politically."
…all of which would be funnier if it didn’t provide such useful grist for the wingnut media bubble’s radicalization mill. THE **** CARTOON CHARACTERS OF YOUR YOUTH ARE BEING STOLEN FROM YOU, Tucker Carlson bellows, and once he’s captured the rubes’ attention with the latest Two Minutes Hate, he fills every primed skull with poison.
And that’s how we wound up with deranged nincompoops bombarding elected officials with calls demanding the United States government take Vlad Putin’s side as he menaces Ukraine militarily.
See, that’s what the GOP took away from the Trump era: there is no lie too big, no propaganda too Ernest Goes to Nuremberg moronic for their feral base to blindly swallow, so long as it offers fresh excuses to fear and despise those they disagree with politically."
31 Jan 2022 8:29 am
So, are you BV's sok.... that would explain things... like why no one gives a ****.....
In memory of Pumpkins
31 Jan 2022 8:46 am
And yet, here you are...Jantje_Smit » 31 Jan 2022, 9:29 am » wrote: ↑ So, are you BV's sok.... that would explain things... like why no one gives a ****.....
31 Jan 2022 9:17 am
Sure, I saw the title and it wasn't your name next to it... that's interesting... I didn't think narcissists would do soks but maybe I was wrong about that...
In memory of Pumpkins
31 Jan 2022 9:45 am
That's one thing you've never managed.Jantje_Smit » 31 Jan 2022, 10:17 am » wrote: ↑ Sure, I saw the title and it wasn't your name next to it... that's interesting... I didn't think narcissists would do soks but maybe I was wrong about that...
Being interesting.
31 Jan 2022 9:54 am
And yet, here you are...Blackvegetable » 31 Jan 2022, 10:45 am » wrote: ↑ That's one thing you've never managed.
Being interesting.
In memory of Pumpkins
19 Feb 2022 1:25 am
The latest from the Shower Cap: Welcome to the Bouncy Castle Insurrection (Everything is Very Stupid) - Shower Cap Blog
Excerpts (emphases mine):Almost strutting their ability to custom-warp their audience’s reality, the right-wing disinformation apparatus wildly misrepresented recent filings from the Durham investigation, wrapping ‘em up in buzzwords and second-hand stripper glitter, and proclaiming them to be incontrovertible proof (not even close) that Hillary Clinton spied on poor, innocent Donnie Dotard (she didn’t)
It’s all ****, of course, entirely fabricated, but hey, Fux needs to talk about something during all those hours they’re not covering Government Cheese Goebbels’ legal setbacks (more there in a minute), and who wants to wade through dense, boring ol’ fact checks when you can use a sparkly new falsehood as an excuse to call for your political opponents’ execution instead?
Fascism’s fervent financiers really want to make “trucker convoys” a regular thing, believing they’ve stumbled onto superior branding for the bloodthirsty mobs they hope to continue inciting (“Capitol Riot” hasn’t been doing super well with focus groups).
Of course, there’re hardly any actual truckers remaining in the wad of sphincters clogging up downtown Ottawa, and don’t forget, actual Canadian truckers have repeatedly denounced these conspiracy-addled yahoos, but golly, LOOKIT THE BOUNCY CASTLES!
Excerpts (emphases mine):Almost strutting their ability to custom-warp their audience’s reality, the right-wing disinformation apparatus wildly misrepresented recent filings from the Durham investigation, wrapping ‘em up in buzzwords and second-hand stripper glitter, and proclaiming them to be incontrovertible proof (not even close) that Hillary Clinton spied on poor, innocent Donnie Dotard (she didn’t)
It’s all ****, of course, entirely fabricated, but hey, Fux needs to talk about something during all those hours they’re not covering Government Cheese Goebbels’ legal setbacks (more there in a minute), and who wants to wade through dense, boring ol’ fact checks when you can use a sparkly new falsehood as an excuse to call for your political opponents’ execution instead?
Fascism’s fervent financiers really want to make “trucker convoys” a regular thing, believing they’ve stumbled onto superior branding for the bloodthirsty mobs they hope to continue inciting (“Capitol Riot” hasn’t been doing super well with focus groups).
Of course, there’re hardly any actual truckers remaining in the wad of sphincters clogging up downtown Ottawa, and don’t forget, actual Canadian truckers have repeatedly denounced these conspiracy-addled yahoos, but golly, LOOKIT THE BOUNCY CASTLES!
19 Feb 2022 1:26 am
(continued from above):
They bet real heavy on the bouncy castle thing, have you noticed that? “Pay no attention to the weapons cache seized from the so-called protesters who were plotting to murder cops, or the wall of polling proving the public opposes this asshat brigade,
or the white nationalist extremists speaking for the movement on Fux, this is about the pure, radiant wholesomeness of the noble bouncy castle, dammit!”
Well, though you failed to overthrow the tyrant Son of Fidel Castro, rest easy, scumbags, knowing there’s a massive insurrectionist fundraising network standing at the ready, eager to supply the next urban occupation with street fair paraphernalia and shoddy pillows and golly gee how’d those guns get in here must’ve been antifa hee hee hee. Even for the Michelangelo of Losing in Court, this was an unusually brutal week, a sort of judicial enema, administered by legal halberd.
First, the Biden Administration, in blatant violation of Bro Code, ordered the release of Shart House visitor logs, then a court ruled that New York Attorney General Letitia James gets to interview the Deposed Dotard and his **** spawn, under oath, and I know it’s just a fantasy that you could pepper him with questions about crowd size and his real net worth until you had enough perjury charges to airdrop him straight into Leavenworth, but a boy can dream, can’t he?
Oh, and then Littlefinger got his sorry grifter *** fired by his longtime accounting firm, who disavowed the veracity of their own work on his behalf, essentially confirming the James investigation’s allegations.
Wow. When you get news like that, I bet it’d be real nice to have access to competent legal representation…heh.
They bet real heavy on the bouncy castle thing, have you noticed that? “Pay no attention to the weapons cache seized from the so-called protesters who were plotting to murder cops, or the wall of polling proving the public opposes this asshat brigade,
or the white nationalist extremists speaking for the movement on Fux, this is about the pure, radiant wholesomeness of the noble bouncy castle, dammit!”
Well, though you failed to overthrow the tyrant Son of Fidel Castro, rest easy, scumbags, knowing there’s a massive insurrectionist fundraising network standing at the ready, eager to supply the next urban occupation with street fair paraphernalia and shoddy pillows and golly gee how’d those guns get in here must’ve been antifa hee hee hee. Even for the Michelangelo of Losing in Court, this was an unusually brutal week, a sort of judicial enema, administered by legal halberd.
First, the Biden Administration, in blatant violation of Bro Code, ordered the release of Shart House visitor logs, then a court ruled that New York Attorney General Letitia James gets to interview the Deposed Dotard and his **** spawn, under oath, and I know it’s just a fantasy that you could pepper him with questions about crowd size and his real net worth until you had enough perjury charges to airdrop him straight into Leavenworth, but a boy can dream, can’t he?
Oh, and then Littlefinger got his sorry grifter *** fired by his longtime accounting firm, who disavowed the veracity of their own work on his behalf, essentially confirming the James investigation’s allegations.
Wow. When you get news like that, I bet it’d be real nice to have access to competent legal representation…heh.
19 Feb 2022 6:55 am
Sorry..B.See » 19 Feb 2022, 2:25 am » wrote: ↑ The latest from the Shower Cap: Welcome to the Bouncy Castle Insurrection (Everything is Very Stupid) - Shower Cap Blog
Excerpts (emphases mine):Almost strutting their ability to custom-warp their audience’s reality, the right-wing disinformation apparatus wildly misrepresented recent filings from the Durham investigation, wrapping ‘em up in buzzwords and second-hand stripper glitter, and proclaiming them to be incontrovertible proof (not even close) that Hillary Clinton spied on poor, innocent Donnie Dotard (she didn’t)
It’s all ****, of course, entirely fabricated, but hey, Fux needs to talk about something during all those hours they’re not covering Government Cheese Goebbels’ legal setbacks (more there in a minute), and who wants to wade through dense, boring ol’ fact checks when you can use a sparkly new falsehood as an excuse to call for your political opponents’ execution instead?
Fascism’s fervent financiers really want to make “trucker convoys” a regular thing, believing they’ve stumbled onto superior branding for the bloodthirsty mobs they hope to continue inciting (“Capitol Riot” hasn’t been doing super well with focus groups).
Of course, there’re hardly any actual truckers remaining in the wad of sphincters clogging up downtown Ottawa, and don’t forget, actual Canadian truckers have repeatedly denounced these conspiracy-addled yahoos, but golly, LOOKIT THE BOUNCY CASTLES!
There's a Cap ritual on Sat. morning.
I'll be back.
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