LAGNIAPPE: The Shower Cap Blog

User avatar
By B.See
5 Jan 2022 7:34 am in Liberals Only Political Chat Room
1 6 7 8 9 10 18
User avatar
Jantje_Smit
30 Aug 2022 8:31 am
User avatar
      
5,845 posts
B.See » 29 Aug 2022, 8:41 pm » wrote: Only, apparently YOU care... TROLL.
Sure, I care about annoying trolls like you, that's fun...
The threads are the topics, TROLL. The links support the topics, TROLL, I do make commentary in ALL of them, TROLL, none of which YOU apparently haven't bothered to read because you were too busy TROLLING all of my threads and writing **** like "nobody cares."

Which is why it was a mistake giving you even ONE chance to post in my pg threads... TROLL.
There are 8 pages in this thread... can you show a single comment of yours other than 'excerpts' or 'continued'?
Now go **** off like a good little Image
See, that's a worthwhile comment... lol... if you did that more often instead of posting spam no one gives a **** about you wouldn't be such an annoying troll...

Image  

Image

 
 
In memory of Pumpkins

Image
User avatar
B.See
3 Sep 2022 5:58 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
......right....Image
 
So anyway, since I'm still cataloguing the 100 or so newer articles I've gathered over the last couple of days, he's another installment of THE SHOWER CAP BLOG (after which one can catch up on all the information and FACTS I've posted in my other threads that has magats so worried they keep creating new threads about me). Image  

Yes, Joe Biden is the Divisive One. Die On That Hill. - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part one:


Man, I wish I believed in anything as much as these dizzy clods believe in Hunter Biden’s laptop. There’s a MOVIE, y’all. An honest-to-goodness, Breitbart-distributed Hunter Biden movie.

Satire is impossible when reality is this farcical; I showed the trailer to Oscar Wilde, and all he managed to say was “welp.”

Because the state of our political discourse is so healthy and intelligent, America requires an entire class of ****-debunking pundits nowadays, perpetually on standby in case CNN needs someone to clarify for the public that no, documents do not magically become declassified when a defeated former -resident smears his own feces all over them.

Anyway, as you can see, for a variety of reasons, a legal defense isn’t really an option for Off-Brand Orbán, which would probably be funnier if the back-up plan wasn’t mob violence.


 
 
User avatar
B.See
3 Sep 2022 6:01 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Yes, Joe Biden is the Divisive One. Die On That Hill. - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part two:


Backed into the **** corner of the internet with the entire QAnon idiotwad is actually the worst possible place for Donald Trump, so let’s get him into prison ASAP, okay?

Dedicating his ample free time to lobbing raw meat at the feral asshats who actually use Truth Social is going to get people killed, which is of course the point.

Just, y’know, casually riling up maniacs on the off chance one of them happens to murder the one guy that’ll keep him out of prison. Good a plan as any, I guess.

Speaking of grifters, I see Sarah Palin’s latest attempt to elbow her way back to the trough fell a bit short. Heh.

‘Course, she only lost cuz ranked choice voting is a Soros-funded frazzledrip Jade Helm plot to feminize the electorate, it couldn’t’ve possibly had the slightest thing to do with any of her widely-known shortcomings, like, say, the fact that the last time the people of Alaska elected her to do a job, she quit to pursue a now-stalled career as a celebrity nitwit.

 
User avatar
B.See
10 Sep 2022 11:35 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
As usual (around this time of week) I'm again in the process of cataloguing my latest hundred or so newer news items (are ya starting to see a pattern here?) And so again, for now, the latest installment of The Shower Cap Blog (or how to squeeze some semblance of a snicker from all the SEDITIOUS **** coming from the MAGA REICH AND THEIR ACCOMPLICES):

Cannon’s Constitutional Calvinball & Other Semi-Fascist Shenanigans - Shower Cap Blog

EXCERPTS PART ONE:


Well, this week, we learned it’s a helluva lot easier to loot lucrative state secrets when you can judge-shop until you land your case in front of some scruples-free sycophant auditioning for a gaudier uniform in the Reich to come.

Judge Aileen Cannon helpfully made Donnie Dotard’s case for him, since his idiot lawyers couldn’t, fabricating statutes as necessary to grant magical executive privilege rights to a cheap thief who was rather decisively stripped of executive powers by the American people not so very long ago.


CONTINUED BELOW:

 
 
User avatar
B.See
10 Sep 2022 11:36 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
PART 2:

Naturally, DoJ appealed Cannon’s loony attempt to elevate a larcenous reality television personality beyond the reach of the law, citing the damage caused to national security by her clumsy, clownish power grab.

Since we’re trying to determine the whereabouts of the docs that once dwelled in all those empty folders, y’know? Like, did he swap ‘em to MBS for a golf tournament and a crate of experimental hair tonic, or just roll ‘em up to whack Eric on the nose for wetting the bed again?

Permit me to suggest that if former presidents were indeed allowed to hang onto classified intelligence pertaining to foreign nations’ nuclear capacity, like hotel towels or some ****, there would be extremely clear laws stating as much.

There aren’t, of course, because that would be insane...

Anyway, you can see why Team Treason tried to get their ridiculously frivolous lawsuit targeting Hillary Clinton and her Nebulous Confederation of Deep State Accomplices (who’ll be touring next spring in support of a new album, I’m told) heard by Cannon.


CONTINUED BELOW:
 
 
 
User avatar
B.See
10 Sep 2022 11:42 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
PART 3:

Denied the crucial element of a robed accomplice, that one just got laughed out of court so derisively, Rudy Giuliani booked the parking garage next to Hyatt Regency Tuckpointing to complain about it.

Now, all this shameless lawlessness went a long way towards proving President Biden’s “semi-fascist” theory, but the MAGA-infected Republican Party still spent most of the week enthusiastically offering additional evidence at every opportunity.

Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot led the charge himself, throwing a cozy little hate rally for the Pennsylvania GOP’s absolutely **** 2022 ticket.

You definitely want to publicly praise oppressive dictators when you’re trying to prove how not fascist you are.

Make sure to wank enviously to Xi Jinping’s “iron fist” while you’re at it,
though I’d be hesitant to bring up fists of any kind, iron, ham, or otherwise, were I notoriously hypersensitive about my own tiny, inadequate, baby hands.

 
User avatar
Jantje_Smit
11 Sep 2022 2:55 am
User avatar
      
5,845 posts
B.See » 10 Sep 2022, 11:35 pm » wrote: As usual (around this time of week) I'm again in the process of cataloguing my latest hundred or so newer news items (are ya starting to see a pattern here?).... 
Yes... and as I told you many times before, no one gives a **** about your spamming pattern... TROLL!...

Image
 
 
In memory of Pumpkins

Image
User avatar
B.See
15 Sep 2022 7:12 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
...apparently YOU care, TROLL

MOVING RIGHT ALONG, here's a viddy of Stephen Colbert's genius monologue from his last show. The best parts (about Russia and the MAGA's) begins right after the commercial break, midway through. Enjoy, my fellow liberals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0p_EQDcFvE
User avatar
Jantje_Smit
15 Sep 2022 8:08 am
User avatar
      
5,845 posts
B.See » 15 Sep 2022, 7:12 am » wrote: ...apparently YOU care, TROLL 
Jantje_Smit » 30 Aug 2022, 8:31 am » wrote: Sure, I care about annoying trolls like you, that's fun...
MOVING RIGHT ALONG...
You need to move to your peanut safe spaces... TROLL...

:die:  

Image
 
 
In memory of Pumpkins

Image
User avatar
B.See
17 Sep 2022 5:52 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Why Isn’t the Mike Lindell Hardee’s a National Monument Yet? - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part one:


Louie Gohmert, apparently desperate to drench himself in as much shame as possible on his way out of Congress, desecrated an American flag, in an obscene ceremony honoring a Covid conspiracy theorist/convicted capitol rioter.

At the risk of editorializing, ritual glorification of law-breaking and violence is NOT **** HEALTHY.


This is how you get bomb threats at a children’s hospital. This is how you get unhinged bigots threatening dictionary publishers. (Little on the nose with that one, America.) Or dudes attacking the FBI with nail guns. It’s happening all the goddamn time now.

This is how you wind up with headlines like Trump supporter in clown wig arrested at a Dairy Queen after threatening to ‘kill all the Democrats.’

Stop riling these losers up, you assholes; the rest of us are tired of getting shot at. I have a constitutional **** right to venture out into my community for frozen treats without getting executed by some drooling **** IN A CLOWN WIG who broke his brain watching Tucker Carlson.

 
User avatar
B.See
17 Sep 2022 5:55 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Why Isn’t the Mike Lindell Hardee’s a National Monument Yet? - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part two:


Anyway, see you all at the Kyle Rittenhouse Festival, it’s the weekend after CPAC, there’s corn mazes and hayrides and you have to sign a nondisclosure agreement promising you won’t tell the media about whose pictures we put on the targets at the shooting range haw haw haw.

Yeah, we’re in a real, real healthy spot right now. As of posting time, we’ve managed to avoid erupting into a shooting war over Little Mermaid casting, though it’s certainly not for want of trying.

A U.S. Congresswoman (allegedly) kicked somebody today, (of course it was
Marjorie Taylor Greene, no points for guessing) because in her work as a raving internet maniac, I guess she felt the time had finally arrived to spice up the usual racist tirade with a touch of assault.

Look. You’re not supposed to spend your life running around, screaming at people and kicking them. And I feel like that used to be a fairly non-controversial idea, but MAGA culture seems to’ve diverged here.   

 
User avatar
B.See
17 Sep 2022 6:00 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Why Isn’t the Mike Lindell Hardee’s a National Monument Yet? - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part three:

... the forces of cray-cray completed their swing state Senate sweep in New Hampshire, though it’s certainly been amusing, watching Don Bolduc try the ol’ post-primary-pivot-to-the-center maneuver on…the Big Lie.

It’s almost adorable, the way they think they can just change hats and smile blankly and make everyone forget a half-decade of extremism.

Like, everybody’s mad at Lindsey Graham for his proposed nationwide abortion ban, as though there’s any chance whatsoever at bamboozling all the women registering to vote post-Dobbs.

“Oh, it’s up to the STATES? Well, golly, what was I even mad about? Back to the kitchen, I suppose, tee hee!
 

I think most midterm voters understand the GOP is little more than a revanchist howl of white nationalist rage these days, it’s just a matter of whether or not they like that. And a lot of people do.

 
 
User avatar
B.See
21 Sep 2022 6:39 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
GUEST SPOT ARTICLE - by the rather excellent Aldous J. Pennyfarthing of the Kos:

At weekend hatefest, Bannon declares Biden's plan to end cancer is actually a plan to end humans

excerpts part one:

The tinfoil was flowing like milk and honey at Turning Point USA’s “Defeating the Great Reset” conference over the weekend, and it offered a glimpse into just how gob-frothingly bonkers MAGA has become since ceding full control of their minds to a dude whose last linear thought involved deciding between regular and curly fries.

Steve Bannon, who by all indications failed to update to the Human 1.0 operating system when God released His latest “not spontaneously transforming into humid mulch” software patch, is now fretting about the coming Human 2.0-engendered dystopia.

Not sure what he’s so worried about. No one’s going to make Soylent Green out of his purpling carcass. The Soylent Green folks surely have some quality assurance standards, right?
  • Bannon: “They talk about they’re going to save kids, and they’re going to do this—that’s all crap. They want to be immortal. Right? And they also say there's too many people, the carrying capacity of this planet– there's too many people, right?"
You mean Joe Biden and his evil cancer-fighting cabal are trying to create a world in which people live longer, healthier lives? He’s really blowing the lid off Democrats’ fiendish plans now!

Stop them before every American citizen has the health care they need when they need it!


 
 
User avatar
Zeets2
21 Sep 2022 9:08 am
User avatar
      
5,906 posts
Cucurbitophobia » 17 Sep 2022, 6:04 am » wrote: I asked you a question BOY
You're just BEGGING for this weak snowflake to ban you, aren't you?
No doubt you'll join the rest of us conservatives that he finds intolerable because we **** all over his radical left-wing stupidity every chance we get until he bans us.

Of course, as incompetent as libs like him are, there are always threads he starts where he forgets to ban one or another nemesis.  This was one he stupidly left open for me, and I'm sure to be banned from it once the dope realizes it.

Consider it a badge of honor that you'll earn as soon as he bans you too!
It's what complete losers like him have to do.
 
User avatar
B.See
21 Sep 2022 8:48 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Cucurbitophobia » 21 Sep 2022, 9:14 am » wrote: He can't ban me on this one. It is not Peanut Gallery.

Clearly the MORON, @Zeets2  who's trying to call ME "incompetent" DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
 
User avatar
Zeets2
22 Sep 2022 8:14 am
User avatar
      
5,906 posts
B.See » 21 Sep 2022, 8:48 pm » wrote: Clearly the MORON, @Zeets2  who's trying to call ME "incompetent" DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
I've called you lots of names, but I don't recall calling you "incompetent".
I'm quite sure you are, based on your deep level of ignorance, but I don't think I ever called you that.
However, I've got no doubt I've called you dumb, imbecilic, a moron, lazy, a fascist, a communist, and a liar many times.

So keep the record accurate, if you don't mind.  
And continue to block and ban anyone who DARES to oppose your far-left radical agenda.

For that, we'll just add the fact that you're a chicken-**** scumbag to the list of your credentials, OK?

 
 
User avatar
B.See
22 Sep 2022 9:18 am
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Zeets2 » 22 Sep 2022, 8:14 am » wrote: I've called you lots of names, but I don't recall calling you "incompetent".
STAY OFF THE BOOZE, mate.
Zeets2
Of course, as incompetent as libs like him are, there are always threads he starts where he forgets to ban one or another nemesis.  This was one he stupidly left open for me, and I'm sure to be banned from it once the dope realizes it.
 
 
User avatar
Zeets2
22 Sep 2022 10:04 am
User avatar
      
5,906 posts
B.See » 22 Sep 2022, 9:18 am » wrote: STAY OFF THE BOOZE, mate.
Yes, you're right!  I DID call you incompetent in the past, based on your failed attempt to ban me from every one of your threads.
Good catch!   
Kinda hard to keep track of all your faults when you utter nothing but worthless crap that nobody reads day after day as you do.

And don't call me your "mate".  That will never be an accurate assessment, I can assure you.
 
User avatar
B.See
23 Sep 2022 11:54 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
Right... mate.

MOVING ON: Seeing as how I'm currently sifting through my newest batch of reich winged **** courtesy of Trump, the GOP, and his devotees, time for the latest installment of the Shower Cap Blog.  Which as usual will be followed up (like clockwork) by the usual TROLLS, in particular one who always shows up to say, "nobody gives a ****" only - apparently HE does - seeing as how he's presently hard at work trying to get my threads shut down, after having contributed little of any worth of his OWN. 

Yeah, But Wouldn’t You Need a Functioning Brain to Think About Declassifying Something? - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part one:

...despite failing at everything from steaks to vodka to casinos (casinos!) to pandemic management, turns out [Trump]  has a real gift when it comes to driving people violently insane. So, Youngstown.

Yikes. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.They have a salute now, I see. That’s…not great.

It’s gettin’ weird, innit? I mean, it’s always been weird, and I certainly didn’t expect Off-Brand Orbán’s tightening embrace of QAnon to lead to puppies and rainbows or anything, but I guess I was hoping we wouldn’t get to the cult music/saluting phase for a while yet.    

 
 
User avatar
B.See
23 Sep 2022 11:56 pm
User avatar
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
3,714 posts
excerpts part two:

Well, turns out the Constitution did not imbue Judge Aileen Cannon with supreme statute-inventing authority after all, so proposed special master Judge Raymond Dearie barely had time for a quick You Drooling **** Expect Me To What Now? before the 11th Circuit put an end to this latest legal joyride,

though I’m sure Cannon and maniac Trump appointees like her will be a source of fun, fascist **** for years to come.

Undeterred by reality’s latest incursion into his Adderall-soaked fantasy world, the Deposed Dotard went on Hannity to claim he possessed the power to declassify whatever struck his fancy, simply “by thinking about it.” They only give that power to the really special residents, y’know…the cognitive test passers.

 
See, this is my favorite Donald Trump: the preening jackass who cannot stop himself from showing the world how badly his brain works.


 
1 6 7 8 9 10 18

Who is online

In total there are 1562 users online :: 13 registered, 16 bots, and 1533 guests
Bots: MQQBrowser, Not, CensysInspect, CriteoBot, YandexBot, Pinterest, app.hypefactors.com, facebookexternalhit, semantic-visions.com, ADmantX, proximic, Mediapartners-Google, Googlebot, linkfluence.com, curl/7, bingbot
Updated 1 minute ago
© 2012-2025 Liberal Forum