LAGNIAPPE: The Shower Cap Blog

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B.See » 23 Sep 2022, 11:54 pm » wrote: Right... mate.

MOVING ON: Seeing as how I'm currently sifting through my newest batch of reich winged **** courtesy of Trump, the GOP, and his devotees, time for the latest installment of the Shower Cap Blog.  Which as usual will be followed up (like clockwork) by the usual TROLLS, in particular one who always shows up to say, "nobody gives a ****" only - apparently HE does - seeing as how he's presently hard at work trying to get my threads shut down, after having contributed little of any worth of his OWN. 

Yeah, But Wouldn’t You Need a Functioning Brain to Think About Declassifying Something? - Shower Cap Blog

excerpts part one:

...despite failing at everything from steaks to vodka to casinos (casinos!) to pandemic management, turns out [Trump]  has a real gift when it comes to driving people violently insane. So, Youngstown.

Yikes. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.They have a salute now, I see. That’s…not great.

It’s gettin’ weird, innit? I mean, it’s always been weird, and I certainly didn’t expect Off-Brand Orbán’s tightening embrace of QAnon to lead to puppies and rainbows or anything, but I guess I was hoping we wouldn’t get to the cult music/saluting phase for a while yet.    

Still no evidence on Trump.  Just yer TDS.
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excerpts part three:

The guy who suggests disinfectant infusions and doctors weather maps with sharpies. No, there are no laws that allow anyone anywhere to declassify anything “by thinking about it.” That would be stupid. Why would anyone want that? Why would anyone suggest that? What a stupid, stupid thing to say.

And now, New York Attorney General Letitia James’ fraud lawsuit not only threatens the business empire his dad paid for, but subjects the Velveeta Vulgarian to his greatest lifelong fear: public exposure of the truth about his pathetically overinflated claims of wealth. Must suck to be an unusually fragile narcissist when **** like that happens.

As delightful as Fat Q*bert’s courtroom faceplants always are, he’s hardly the only wingnut scumbag getting dog-walked through the justice system these days.  ...it’s been a veritable festival of consequences out there. Keep it up, sez me. At this moment in history, I feel like the rule of law is a use-it-or-lose-it proposition.

 
 
 
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B.See » 24 Sep 2022, 12:02 am » wrote: excerpts part three:

The guy who suggests disinfectant infusions and doctors weather maps with sharpies. No, there are no laws that allow anyone anywhere to declassify anything “by thinking about it.” That would be stupid. Why would anyone want that? Why would anyone suggest that? What a stupid, stupid thing to say.

And now, New York Attorney General Letitia James’ fraud lawsuit not only threatens the business empire his dad paid for, but subjects the Velveeta Vulgarian to his greatest lifelong fear: public exposure of the truth about his pathetically overinflated claims of wealth. Must suck to be an unusually fragile narcissist when **** like that happens.

As delightful as Fat Q*bert’s courtroom faceplants always are, he’s hardly the only wingnut scumbag getting dog-walked through the justice system these days.  ...it’s been a veritable festival of consequences out there. Keep it up, sez me. At this moment in history, I feel like the rule of law is a use-it-or-lose-it proposition.

You sure are a righteous son of a gun.

Now tell us how Biden has done as president.   
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roadkill » 24 Sep 2022, 12:46 am » wrote: You sure are a righteous son of a gun.

Now tell us how Biden has done as president.
Oh. I forget. You can't SEE my pg enabled threads, CAN you? :LOL:  

A repost of my last two articles from "On Being Civil to Incivility - A Closer Look"

Pelosi on 2024: Biden 'did a great service to our country — he defeated Donald Trump'

Joe Biden's Approval Rating Now as Good as Ronald Reagan's at Same Stage

 
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Still assembling my more recently collected articles. So for now, MORE LAGNIAPPE - Stephen Colbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU33nkR0478

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_a0XryYjsg
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B.See » 23 Sep 2022, 11:54 pm » wrote:
...Which as usual will be followed up (like clockwork) by the usual TROLLS, in particular one who always shows up to say, "nobody gives a ****" only - apparently HE does - seeing as how he's presently hard at work trying to get my threads shut down, after having contributed little of any worth of his OWN. 
Aww, did I hurt your feelings by pointing out that your safe space spam has been resolved?

Good... it's fun to see you cry... TROLL...

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Jantje_Smit » 24 Sep 2022, 2:34 am » wrote: Aww, did I hurt your feelings by pointing out that your safe space spam has been resolved?

Good... it's fun to see you cry... TROLL...

 
No, you just proved yourself to be the conniving, underhanded, worthless piece of **** I've always KNOWN you to be.  The continually developing revelations about the American cancer known as MAGA and Donald Trump are neither spam nor "resolved" - far FROM it. Though no doubt like minded individuals such as yourself will try to CALL it as such.

No problemo though. I think I can pepper the forum with MULTIPLE one story topics just as well... TROLL.
 
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B.See » 24 Sep 2022, 12:51 am » wrote: Oh. I forget. You can't SEE my pg enabled threads, CAN you? Image  

A repost of my last two articles from "On Being Civil to Incivility - A Closer Look"

Pelosi on 2024: Biden 'did a great service to our country — he defeated Donald Trump'

Joe Biden's Approval Rating Now as Good as Ronald Reagan's at Same Stage
Just exactly what did you expect Pelosi to say?

Now that you've engage in yer political rhetoric...tell us about Biden's performance as president so far.
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B.See » 24 Sep 2022, 2:44 am » wrote: No, you just proved yourself to be the conniving, underhanded, worthless piece of **** I've always KNOWN you to be.  
Thanks, coming from a TROLL like you I will take that as a compliment...
The continually developing revelations about the American cancer known as MAGA and Donald Trump are neither spam nor "resolved" - far FROM it. Though no doubt like minded individuals such as yourself will try to CALL it as such.
lol... I know the TDS can't be resolved... but the issue of your spam has been resoved by the fact that no one gives a ****...
No problemo though. I think I can pepper the forum with MULTIPLE one story topics just as well... TROLL.
For you that would be a problem, you can't afford to make your one story topics peanut safe spaces... so I would be there to troll you... but I will be nice... promise...

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Jantje_Smit » 24 Sep 2022, 7:04 am » wrote: Thanks, coming from a TROLL like you I will take that as a compliment...

lol... I know the TDS can't be resolved... but the issue of your spam has been resoved by the fact that no one gives a ****...

For you that would be a problem, you can't afford to make your one story topics peanut safe spaces... so I would be there to troll you... but I will be nice... promise...

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Have the decency, when called out, to tip your cap, Menshevik..
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Blackvegetable » 24 Sep 2022, 9:25 am » wrote: Have the decency, when called out, to tip your cap, Menshevik..
I did, I said thanks....

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Jantje_Smit » 24 Sep 2022, 7:04 am » wrote:
For you that would be a problem, you can't afford to make your one story topics peanut safe spaces... so I would be there to troll you... but I will be nice... promise...
 
Thanks for your frank admission that you're nothing but a **** TROLL, asshole. But I think you've got it TWISTED.

For nearly a year, scum like you followed me from thread to thread, almost NEVER contributing anything of any worth - only personal attacks and drive by **** postings. On the OTHER hand, I rarely retaliated with SAME. And more often than not, if I did respond to the far reich's fraudulent BLURBS, it was to issue a dose of REALITY by way of addressing the topic - with a COUNTERPOINT (look that up - I'm certain you have no idea as to its meaning).

All that can change. I can post 5 new stories per day, just like they do, then turn around and flood their threads with the same kind of **** people like YOU specialize in.

LIKE I KEEP SAYING. MY "SAFE SPACES" ARE YOURS, CLOWN.
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B.See » 24 Sep 2022, 8:31 pm » wrote: Thanks for your frank admission that you're nothing but a **** TROLL, asshole. But I think you've got it TWISTED.

For nearly a year, scum like you followed me from thread to thread, almost NEVER contributing anything of any worth - only personal attacks and drive by **** postings. On the OTHER hand, I rarely retaliated with SAME. And more often than not, if I did respond to the far reich's fraudulent BLURBS, it was to issue a dose of REALITY by way of addressing the topic - with a COUNTERPOINT (look that up - I'm certain you have no idea as to its meaning).

All that can change. I can post 5 new stories per day, just like they do, then turn around and flood their threads with the same kind of **** people like YOU specialize in. 
That sounds bad, no wonder you're angry... a good thing your feelings weren't hurt...
LIKE I KEEP SAYING. MY "SAFE SPACES" ARE YOURS, CLOWN.
Right?

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Before my next batch of a hundred or so articles re the MAGA REICH, my usual installment of the latest:  SHOWER CAP BLOG: The One With James Madison’s Flute

excerpts part 1:


Friends, knowing what’s in store for you in the paragraphs to come….well, I hope you like white grievance, cuz you’re getting a heapin’ helpin’ of it tonight. The lunch lady is dispensing softboi whinging with an industrial-grade scoop this week. I apologize in advance.

The general consensus, amongst the least impressive specimens in circulation anyway, is that Our Culture Is Being Destroyed Because A Successful Black Woman Was Permitted to Touch This Flute Not One of Us Had Ever Heard Of Until Two Minutes Ago. Many a fit was pitched. MANY.

Somehow they’ve convinced themselves that when they melt down publicly over stuff like this, they’re merely blowing the faintest of dog whistles, ever so gently, rather than yelping like a Junior Klansman who got his robes caught in the rusty old lawnmower he was listlessly dry-humping.

Listening to Ben Shapiro whine about Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute is like being locked in a sauna with a fifty gallon drum filled with spoiled vanilla pudding that shrieks somehow. Why does anyone choose to live this way? Isn’t it exhausting? Don’t you just irritate the living **** out of yourself? See, the reason we know your culture sucks is that you’re incapable of emotionally navigating extremely minor, completely inconsequential changes to the world around you.


 
 
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excerpts part 2:

You don’t need to set your hair on fire every time they change the box butter comes in, y’know. You don’t need to show up armed to drag queen bingo. And if Mr. Potato Head happens to “go woke,” you always have the option of simply shrugging and moving on with your life, which I would argue is the only sensible response to fluctuations in the volatile world of potato toy branding.

It would almost be funny, were the wingnut media bubble not so liberally seasoned with voices like Roger “Let’s Get Right to the Violence” Stone’s.

It’s a nifty little assembly line they’ve put together; the Shapiros and Hannitys rile ‘em up, out-and-out maniacs like Mike Flynn give ‘em a radicalizing shove with mad tirades about war-declaring governors, and before you know it, you’ve got Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and various ancillary asshats running about, rioting and firing nail guns.

 
 
 
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excerpts part 3:

You see a lotta headlines n’ thinkpieces these days, in our sickly, Cillizzafied, political press, about the profane competition taking place between Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott, as they vie for squeals of glee from the bloodthirsty MAGA mob.

I’m told Kayleigh McEnany has pitched hosting a game show, as a lead-in to Tucker Carlson’s White Power Hour, where Republican governors construct dueling obstacle courses (at taxpayer expense, of course) for asylum seekers to cross, while staffers hurl slurs from the stands. It’ll be like American Ninja Warrior, only a little…y’know…Nazier.

‘Course, the Dotard’s mostly mad because these wannabes keep stealing his best ideas, though in his version, the federal government would deliberately transport “rapists and murderers” to “liberal cities” in order to “destabilize” them, which strikes me as a rather odd thing for a fellow to want to do to a country he’s -resident of, but I suppose the world looks different through spite-tinted glasses.

 
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B.See » 01 Oct 2022, 4:38 am » wrote: Before my next batch of a hundred or so articles... 
lol... is that a threat.... TROLL....

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Jantje_Smit » 01 Oct 2022, 5:31 am » wrote: lol... is that a threat.... TROLL....

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