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LAGNIAPPE: The Shower Cap Blog
By B.See
5 Jan 2022 7:34 am in Liberals Only Political Chat Room
3 Oct 2023 9:53 pm
Romney Retires; Boebert Jacks Guy Off in Public excerpts from The ShowerCap Blog - Friday, September 15th, 2023
Kevin McCarthy was on the hottest streak of his speakership. But then, the House’s six-week summer recess ended, and he had no choice but to clock back in at the job he does so very, very poorly.
Watching Kev’s Kooky Kakistocrats go about their business is like watching turds knife-fight in a burning dumpster. ...it’s reasonable to assume that by the time you read this, Kevin will be stumbling around the Republican cloakroom with his face stuck in a plunger, emitting muffled cries for aid....
Poor Keville Chamberlain figured a baseless impeachment hearing would serve as a suitable Sudetenland substitute for the let-it-all-burn corner of his caucus, but as usual, he was wrong. (Because he’s a **** idiot, you see.)
When a skeevy little crotchrash like Matt Gaetz can casually stroll onto the House floor to threaten you in the broad light of day, one thing you are definitely not is in charge.
Near as I can figure, the plan is to shut down the government unless everyone agrees to replace the Constitution with This One Wet Dream Grover Norquist Had After Huffing Ether With Steve Bannon, and accepting anything less earns McCarthy a one-way ticket to the Old Speaker’s Home upstate, where he’ll be spoon-fed soft foods, and pass his remaining days staring off into empty space....
On the impeachment push, I think the emergence of Ken freakin’ Buck as the voice of reason demonstrates how far down the rabbit hole we’ve fallen. Marjorie Taylor Greene has denounced Ken as a commie RINO traitor for spoiling the fun by drawing attention to the lack of supporting evidence, and she’s now proposing legislation ... to deal with his heresy.
Incidentally, the most pro-terrorist member of the U.S. House of Representatives celebrated 9/11 by once again calling for secession, but what Joe Biden did was way worse, marking the anniversary in some foreign **** called, like, “Alaska,” I wanna say?
Succumbing once more to his losing-in-court kink, Off-Brand Orbán filed a motion seeking Judge Tanya Chutkan’s recusal from…from…oh hell, one of the trials, who can keep ‘em all straight? Chutkan couldn’t possibly preside fairly, y’see, given her well-documented anti-terrorism bias.
Also, the Velveeta Vulgarian sat down with Megyn Kelly, to chat about Santa’s inherent whiteness, and to helpfully confess to several of the crimes he’s been charged with.
Pootie Tang wants the mean ol’ American justice system to stop persecutin’ his little buddy, and maybe he’ll find time to issue another statement to that effect once he’s done begging Kim Jong-un for ammunition. You wouldn’t happen to have any spare submarines lying around, wouldja, comrade?
Seems free speech absolutist Elon Musk has been “throttling” the New York Times like it was, I dunno, a Ukrainian sea drone headed for the child-murdering Russian fleet or somethin’. He probably just doesn’t want anything distracting folks from his posts parroting the Chinese Communist Party line. Or the anti-Semitism.
“Lauren Boebert staged her own, personal microriot at the Buell Theatre in Denver, vaping next to a pregnant woman....
But there’s been a late-breaking update to the story. So late-breaking, in fact, that I’m unable to compose an accompanying gag, but it’s not like I could hope to improve on Boebert Appeared to Fondle Date’s Penis in Packed Theater as She Put His Hand on Her Breasts.
Looking forward to all the devout family values types demanding her resignation for handjobbing a dude in a room full of families with children, aren’t you?
Kevin McCarthy was on the hottest streak of his speakership. But then, the House’s six-week summer recess ended, and he had no choice but to clock back in at the job he does so very, very poorly.
Watching Kev’s Kooky Kakistocrats go about their business is like watching turds knife-fight in a burning dumpster. ...it’s reasonable to assume that by the time you read this, Kevin will be stumbling around the Republican cloakroom with his face stuck in a plunger, emitting muffled cries for aid....
Poor Keville Chamberlain figured a baseless impeachment hearing would serve as a suitable Sudetenland substitute for the let-it-all-burn corner of his caucus, but as usual, he was wrong. (Because he’s a **** idiot, you see.)
When a skeevy little crotchrash like Matt Gaetz can casually stroll onto the House floor to threaten you in the broad light of day, one thing you are definitely not is in charge.
Near as I can figure, the plan is to shut down the government unless everyone agrees to replace the Constitution with This One Wet Dream Grover Norquist Had After Huffing Ether With Steve Bannon, and accepting anything less earns McCarthy a one-way ticket to the Old Speaker’s Home upstate, where he’ll be spoon-fed soft foods, and pass his remaining days staring off into empty space....
On the impeachment push, I think the emergence of Ken freakin’ Buck as the voice of reason demonstrates how far down the rabbit hole we’ve fallen. Marjorie Taylor Greene has denounced Ken as a commie RINO traitor for spoiling the fun by drawing attention to the lack of supporting evidence, and she’s now proposing legislation ... to deal with his heresy.
Incidentally, the most pro-terrorist member of the U.S. House of Representatives celebrated 9/11 by once again calling for secession, but what Joe Biden did was way worse, marking the anniversary in some foreign **** called, like, “Alaska,” I wanna say?
Succumbing once more to his losing-in-court kink, Off-Brand Orbán filed a motion seeking Judge Tanya Chutkan’s recusal from…from…oh hell, one of the trials, who can keep ‘em all straight? Chutkan couldn’t possibly preside fairly, y’see, given her well-documented anti-terrorism bias.
Also, the Velveeta Vulgarian sat down with Megyn Kelly, to chat about Santa’s inherent whiteness, and to helpfully confess to several of the crimes he’s been charged with.
Pootie Tang wants the mean ol’ American justice system to stop persecutin’ his little buddy, and maybe he’ll find time to issue another statement to that effect once he’s done begging Kim Jong-un for ammunition. You wouldn’t happen to have any spare submarines lying around, wouldja, comrade?
Seems free speech absolutist Elon Musk has been “throttling” the New York Times like it was, I dunno, a Ukrainian sea drone headed for the child-murdering Russian fleet or somethin’. He probably just doesn’t want anything distracting folks from his posts parroting the Chinese Communist Party line. Or the anti-Semitism.
“Lauren Boebert staged her own, personal microriot at the Buell Theatre in Denver, vaping next to a pregnant woman....
But there’s been a late-breaking update to the story. So late-breaking, in fact, that I’m unable to compose an accompanying gag, but it’s not like I could hope to improve on Boebert Appeared to Fondle Date’s Penis in Packed Theater as She Put His Hand on Her Breasts.
Looking forward to all the devout family values types demanding her resignation for handjobbing a dude in a room full of families with children, aren’t you?
13 Oct 2023 7:02 pm
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye - excerpts from Showercap Blog dot com - Friday, October 6th, 2023
... if literacy is still a thing when we come out the other side of this ****, the textbooks will remember Speaker McCarthy as perhaps the single bootlickingest stooge in the craven cabal that sought to sell American democracy to a game show host who regularly brags about passing a cognitive test.
Under the terms McCarthy shrewdly negotiated with those unmatched leadership skillz of his, the Speaker serves at the pleasure of the skeeviest attention whore in his caucus, so Matt Gaetz pulverized a couple Viagra tablets, snorted ‘em off Andy Biggs’ ***, and dispatched his boss to a farm upstate, where he’ll have plenty of room to run around and play with the other “Young Guns.”
Naturally, the Party of Personal Responsibility blamed Keville Chamberlain’s defenestration on Democrats, who were supposed to bail their election-denying, default-threatening, sham impeachment-pushing, fascism-enabling asses out “for the good of the country.”
Kevin kicked off his Speaker Emeritus phase with all the class and dignity we’ve come to expect from him, ordering his buffoonish placeholder replacement to evict Nancy Pelosi from her office, while she attended Diane Feinstein’s funeral in California, so he could move in. Go for it, bro; you’ll always look two inches tall in her shadow.
Now he’s talking about fleeing Congress altogether. Good. May you pass the remainder of your days in sandpaper underpants, you spineless ****.
Anyway, now begins the assclown slap fight for the worst job in Washington. Who will emerge from the morass as the next Grand High Turd of the Kooky Kakistocrat Kaucus? Will it be Steve “David Duke Sans Baggage” Scalise? Gym “Feel Free to Molest Wrestlers in the Cloakroom” Jordan, who earned the coveted endorsement of Inmate P01135809?
Better vote quick, campers, cuz George Santos could be hauled off to prison at any moment, especially now that his former campaign treasurer has taken a plea deal, and implicated him in campaign finance fraud.
John Kelly confirmed all those stories about the Velveeta Vulgarian calling our troops “losers” and rubbing his butt on the graves of the fallen and whatnot are totally true, a revelation that will surely cost him electoral support with an evangelical base that’s notoriously as repelled by disrespect for the military as they are by lying, stealing, inciting violence, and illegally paying thousands of dollars to conceal extramarital affairs with porn stars.
Barred from all the really cool one-percenter clubs after falling off the Forbes 400, Off-Brand Orbán aimlessly wandered the streets of New York until he stumbled, purely by chance, into one of the many courtrooms where he’s on trial. He lingered for a few days to antagonize the judge, which is the sort of thing only the very stablest of geniuses do.
He earned himself a gag order, for dropping Judge Engoron’s principal law clerk in his loyal murder mob’s crosshairs, (with an assist from the shrieking heads at Fox Nooz) as part of his ongoing campaign to terrorize the justice system into submission. Beyond that, he mostly just whined about not getting the jury trial his own equally stable, equally genius lawyers declined to request.
Say, if there’re any spare gag orders laying around, maybe somebody can get this goon to stop blabbing our nuclear secrets to every foreign billionaire and Russian intelligence officer that wanders by? Probably wouldn’t hurt to discourage the Hitler-y language, while we’re at it.
... if literacy is still a thing when we come out the other side of this ****, the textbooks will remember Speaker McCarthy as perhaps the single bootlickingest stooge in the craven cabal that sought to sell American democracy to a game show host who regularly brags about passing a cognitive test.
Under the terms McCarthy shrewdly negotiated with those unmatched leadership skillz of his, the Speaker serves at the pleasure of the skeeviest attention whore in his caucus, so Matt Gaetz pulverized a couple Viagra tablets, snorted ‘em off Andy Biggs’ ***, and dispatched his boss to a farm upstate, where he’ll have plenty of room to run around and play with the other “Young Guns.”
Naturally, the Party of Personal Responsibility blamed Keville Chamberlain’s defenestration on Democrats, who were supposed to bail their election-denying, default-threatening, sham impeachment-pushing, fascism-enabling asses out “for the good of the country.”
Kevin kicked off his Speaker Emeritus phase with all the class and dignity we’ve come to expect from him, ordering his buffoonish placeholder replacement to evict Nancy Pelosi from her office, while she attended Diane Feinstein’s funeral in California, so he could move in. Go for it, bro; you’ll always look two inches tall in her shadow.
Now he’s talking about fleeing Congress altogether. Good. May you pass the remainder of your days in sandpaper underpants, you spineless ****.
Anyway, now begins the assclown slap fight for the worst job in Washington. Who will emerge from the morass as the next Grand High Turd of the Kooky Kakistocrat Kaucus? Will it be Steve “David Duke Sans Baggage” Scalise? Gym “Feel Free to Molest Wrestlers in the Cloakroom” Jordan, who earned the coveted endorsement of Inmate P01135809?
Better vote quick, campers, cuz George Santos could be hauled off to prison at any moment, especially now that his former campaign treasurer has taken a plea deal, and implicated him in campaign finance fraud.
John Kelly confirmed all those stories about the Velveeta Vulgarian calling our troops “losers” and rubbing his butt on the graves of the fallen and whatnot are totally true, a revelation that will surely cost him electoral support with an evangelical base that’s notoriously as repelled by disrespect for the military as they are by lying, stealing, inciting violence, and illegally paying thousands of dollars to conceal extramarital affairs with porn stars.
Barred from all the really cool one-percenter clubs after falling off the Forbes 400, Off-Brand Orbán aimlessly wandered the streets of New York until he stumbled, purely by chance, into one of the many courtrooms where he’s on trial. He lingered for a few days to antagonize the judge, which is the sort of thing only the very stablest of geniuses do.
He earned himself a gag order, for dropping Judge Engoron’s principal law clerk in his loyal murder mob’s crosshairs, (with an assist from the shrieking heads at Fox Nooz) as part of his ongoing campaign to terrorize the justice system into submission. Beyond that, he mostly just whined about not getting the jury trial his own equally stable, equally genius lawyers declined to request.
Say, if there’re any spare gag orders laying around, maybe somebody can get this goon to stop blabbing our nuclear secrets to every foreign billionaire and Russian intelligence officer that wanders by? Probably wouldn’t hurt to discourage the Hitler-y language, while we’re at it.
14 Oct 2023 3:16 am
^^^Hey. That was a good one (above) from the Cap, wasn't it? How bout I post another (yep, two in one weekend...sorta like a lagniappe lagniappe):
Congratulations, Speaker Scal- Excuse Me, Speaker Jord- Y’know What? Screw It. excerpts from Showercapblog dot com - Friday, October 13th, 2023
Not since she swapped her family name for a fleeting sniff of power has RNC Chairdolt Ronna Definitely-not-romney seen such a “great opportunity” as the one presented by Hamas’ barbaric terrorist incursion into Israel. I suppose that’s just the sort of thing one says once the moral decay finally rots out the last remaining corner of one’s soul.
Republicans certainly seized the “opportunity,” giddily spreading lies like “It took Biden days to say he stands with Israel,” and “Biden personally delivered $6 billion in unmarked bills to Gaza in a ‘76 Camaro.”
If you’re trying to figure out what’s actually going on in the world, stay the **** off (the hellsite formerly known as) Twitter, now that the world’s second-most-destructive billionaire narcissist has transformed the once essential source of up-to-the-moment, on the ground news into an unnavigable quagmire of malignant misinformation.
[know what that feels like]
Elon himself elected to steer his 160 million followers to known liars and anti-Semites, which he has instructed his lawyers to blame on the ADL.
Seems like a particularly healthy time for Texas Republicans to grapple with the not-at-all-difficult question of whether or not it is desirable to associate with, accept political donations from, and/or plan miniature golf outings alongside white supremacists.
Actually, Republicans’re flunking this extremely basic test of fundamental human decency all over the place, as demonstrated by the following roundup of totally normal, exceptionally healthy, not-at-all-terrifying headlines:
White supremacist group delivers show of force for Franklin mayoral candidate Gabrielle Hanson
Charlie Kirk hosts white nationalist writer Steve Sailer to attack minorities
Ex-Trump official called for purging Jews from media using pseudonym
And my personal favorite:
Trump Doral event with Eric Trump will feature a Hitler-promoting antisemite who killed someone
Now, as a general rule, I don’t like to **** on the Left here, but I need to take a minute to **** on the Left here, because many of the self-proclaimed progessivest progressives in all the land decided to climb atop the highest of horses to declare that Murdering Children is Good, Actually, Because Colonization or Some ****....
Praising terrorists looks like lonely work, (as it **** well should be) but you little creeps can cuddle up under the covers with your new bedfellow: Donald J. Trump, who agreed that Hamas and Hezbollah are “very smart,” in between rants about whale-killing windmills and Hannibal Lecter’s endorsement.
You deserve each other.
Congratulations, Speaker Scal- Excuse Me, Speaker Jord- Y’know What? Screw It. excerpts from Showercapblog dot com - Friday, October 13th, 2023
Not since she swapped her family name for a fleeting sniff of power has RNC Chairdolt Ronna Definitely-not-romney seen such a “great opportunity” as the one presented by Hamas’ barbaric terrorist incursion into Israel. I suppose that’s just the sort of thing one says once the moral decay finally rots out the last remaining corner of one’s soul.
Republicans certainly seized the “opportunity,” giddily spreading lies like “It took Biden days to say he stands with Israel,” and “Biden personally delivered $6 billion in unmarked bills to Gaza in a ‘76 Camaro.”
If you’re trying to figure out what’s actually going on in the world, stay the **** off (the hellsite formerly known as) Twitter, now that the world’s second-most-destructive billionaire narcissist has transformed the once essential source of up-to-the-moment, on the ground news into an unnavigable quagmire of malignant misinformation.
[know what that feels like]
Elon himself elected to steer his 160 million followers to known liars and anti-Semites, which he has instructed his lawyers to blame on the ADL.
Seems like a particularly healthy time for Texas Republicans to grapple with the not-at-all-difficult question of whether or not it is desirable to associate with, accept political donations from, and/or plan miniature golf outings alongside white supremacists.
Actually, Republicans’re flunking this extremely basic test of fundamental human decency all over the place, as demonstrated by the following roundup of totally normal, exceptionally healthy, not-at-all-terrifying headlines:
White supremacist group delivers show of force for Franklin mayoral candidate Gabrielle Hanson
Charlie Kirk hosts white nationalist writer Steve Sailer to attack minorities
Ex-Trump official called for purging Jews from media using pseudonym
And my personal favorite:
Trump Doral event with Eric Trump will feature a Hitler-promoting antisemite who killed someone
Now, as a general rule, I don’t like to **** on the Left here, but I need to take a minute to **** on the Left here, because many of the self-proclaimed progessivest progressives in all the land decided to climb atop the highest of horses to declare that Murdering Children is Good, Actually, Because Colonization or Some ****....
Praising terrorists looks like lonely work, (as it **** well should be) but you little creeps can cuddle up under the covers with your new bedfellow: Donald J. Trump, who agreed that Hamas and Hezbollah are “very smart,” in between rants about whale-killing windmills and Hannibal Lecter’s endorsement.
You deserve each other.
15 Oct 2023 4:55 pm
Hello friend,B.See » 14 Oct 2023, 3:16 am » wrote: ↑ ^^^Hey. That was a good one (above) from the Cap, wasn't it? How bout I post another (yep, two in one weekend...sorta like a lagniappe lagniappe):
Congratulations, Speaker Scal- Excuse Me, Speaker Jord- Y’know What? Screw It. excerpts from Showercapblog dot com - Friday, October 13th, 2023
Not since she swapped her family name for a fleeting sniff of power has RNC Chairdolt Ronna Definitely-not-romney seen such a “great opportunity” as the one presented by Hamas’ barbaric terrorist incursion into Israel. I suppose that’s just the sort of thing one says once the moral decay finally rots out the last remaining corner of one’s soul.
Republicans certainly seized the “opportunity,” giddily spreading lies like “It took Biden days to say he stands with Israel,” and “Biden personally delivered $6 billion in unmarked bills to Gaza in a ‘76 Camaro.”
If you’re trying to figure out what’s actually going on in the world, stay the **** off (the hellsite formerly known as) Twitter, now that the world’s second-most-destructive billionaire narcissist has transformed the once essential source of up-to-the-moment, on the ground news into an unnavigable quagmire of malignant misinformation.
[know what that feels like]
Elon himself elected to steer his 160 million followers to known liars and anti-Semites, which he has instructed his lawyers to blame on the ADL.
Seems like a particularly healthy time for Texas Republicans to grapple with the not-at-all-difficult question of whether or not it is desirable to associate with, accept political donations from, and/or plan miniature golf outings alongside white supremacists.
Actually, Republicans’re flunking this extremely basic test of fundamental human decency all over the place, as demonstrated by the following roundup of totally normal, exceptionally healthy, not-at-all-terrifying headlines:
White supremacist group delivers show of force for Franklin mayoral candidate Gabrielle Hanson
Charlie Kirk hosts white nationalist writer Steve Sailer to attack minorities
Ex-Trump official called for purging Jews from media using pseudonym
And my personal favorite:
Trump Doral event with Eric Trump will feature a Hitler-promoting antisemite who killed someone
Now, as a general rule, I don’t like to **** on the Left here, but I need to take a minute to **** on the Left here, because many of the self-proclaimed progessivest progressives in all the land decided to climb atop the highest of horses to declare that Murdering Children is Good, Actually, Because Colonization or Some ****....
Praising terrorists looks like lonely work, (as it **** well should be) but you little creeps can cuddle up under the covers with your new bedfellow: Donald J. Trump, who agreed that Hamas and Hezbollah are “very smart,” in between rants about whale-killing windmills and Hannibal Lecter’s endorsement.
You deserve each other.
My offer stands firm
50,000 GREENIES to turn links back on
Kind offer
Bob
15 Oct 2023 9:31 pm
I don't need links, friend. Besides, the way I figure it, YOU should be paying ME, to stick around this little fascist far right hate fest of yours, masquerading as a "liberal" forum.
You've run off just about every other liberal. So without me (and the few remaining liberals) providing any semblance of reality, all you'd have is a bunch of bigots blowing smoke up each other's bums. Which is exactly why November 2020 took 'em by surprise.
You've run off just about every other liberal. So without me (and the few remaining liberals) providing any semblance of reality, all you'd have is a bunch of bigots blowing smoke up each other's bums. Which is exactly why November 2020 took 'em by surprise.
17 Oct 2023 6:00 pm
You are not welcome to do business with SOCK SAVINGS and LOAN per India banking policies. You are tagged Child Groomer, Sexual Predator.B.See » 15 Oct 2023, 9:31 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't need links, friend. Besides, the way I figure it, YOU should be paying ME, to stick around this little fascist far right hate fest of yours, masquerading as a "liberal" forum.
You've run off just about every other liberal. So without me (and the few remaining liberals) providing any semblance of reality, all you'd have is a bunch of bigots blowing smoke up each other's bums. Which is exactly why November 2020 took 'em by surprise.
We are no longer friends.
In India we have an expression. Translated. No links = cow ****
Bob
17 Oct 2023 7:13 pm
right.
He Shall Be Known Henceforth as Kevin McLeadership excerpts from showercapblog dot com - published Friday, September 29th, 2023 (yeah... a little stale, but parts of it still yummy.)
It’s baffling that anyone anywhere expects success from these clowns at this point, isn’t it? We’ve been watching James Comer drop bowling ball after bowling ball on his own groin, from increasingly great heights, since January. Who on Earth imagined this overmatched clod could pull an impeachment inquiry off?
Honestly, whether you were amused or appalled that he called witnesses who testified that there’s no evidence supporting impeachment, you certainly weren’t surprised. Of course, no one expected Jimmy to clear the “impossibly high bar” of actually proving his asinine claims.
Indeed, after numerous traumatic collisions with reality, the would-be impeachers retreated to their alternate reality safe space on Hannity, where there are no pesky journalists or former Ukrainian Presidents to debunk their ****.
Coming to theatres this Xmas, from the director of My Son Hunter: DEAD GRIFT WALKING, the heart-rending tale of one con man’s family business receiving the “corporate death penalty” following years of brazen, unrepentant fraud.
Hey, speaking of the death penalty, the 45th 'resident of the United States and current Republican frontrunner celebrated Mark Milley’s retirement by publicly calling for the outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs’ execution, part of his election season ratcheting-up of the ol’ stochastic terror apparatus.
(Maybe that’s what the Glock was for, but alas, the indicted are prohibited from purchasing murder machines, so the Dotard narrowly avoided a 92nd charge there.)
Equally executable (with an emphasis on CUTE) are pop diva Taylor Swift and her rumored new beau, extra-fancy football man Travis Kelce, who earned Cult45’s wrath by virtue of being successful, and vaccinated.
Oh, and I guess Travis has done Bud Light commercials, so he’s just perfect for the Two Minutes Hate.
Now Th’Federalist says Swift’s music is responsible for the downfall of western civilization, granting hip hop and unwed mothers a welcome respite. Various creeps n’ incels proclaimed her “homely” and a “gold digger.” And yes, Stew Peters would like to see the happy couple put to death. It’s all very healthy and normal.
Tim Scott suggested “Johnson’s Great Society” was harder for Black families to survive than slavery, which I’ll grant was expertly targeted pandering, and if he can figure out how to get over the more, ahem, obvious hurdles in his path, Tim might just have a future in this white nationalist resentment cult.
Incidentally, Tangerine Idi Amin gave an extra-fashy speech in California, complete with calls for extrajudicial violence, and a Paul Pelosi joke, both big hits with the assembled wingnut donors. No wonder Republican voters see him as “a person of faith.”
In contrast, Joe Biden somehow managed to get through the whole week without celebrating one single act of political violence, instead joining striking auto workers on the picket line, and delivering another stem-winder on the general awesomeness of democracy.
Oddly, Fox seemed mostly interested in covering his dog.
He Shall Be Known Henceforth as Kevin McLeadership excerpts from showercapblog dot com - published Friday, September 29th, 2023 (yeah... a little stale, but parts of it still yummy.)
It’s baffling that anyone anywhere expects success from these clowns at this point, isn’t it? We’ve been watching James Comer drop bowling ball after bowling ball on his own groin, from increasingly great heights, since January. Who on Earth imagined this overmatched clod could pull an impeachment inquiry off?
Honestly, whether you were amused or appalled that he called witnesses who testified that there’s no evidence supporting impeachment, you certainly weren’t surprised. Of course, no one expected Jimmy to clear the “impossibly high bar” of actually proving his asinine claims.
Indeed, after numerous traumatic collisions with reality, the would-be impeachers retreated to their alternate reality safe space on Hannity, where there are no pesky journalists or former Ukrainian Presidents to debunk their ****.
Coming to theatres this Xmas, from the director of My Son Hunter: DEAD GRIFT WALKING, the heart-rending tale of one con man’s family business receiving the “corporate death penalty” following years of brazen, unrepentant fraud.
Hey, speaking of the death penalty, the 45th 'resident of the United States and current Republican frontrunner celebrated Mark Milley’s retirement by publicly calling for the outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs’ execution, part of his election season ratcheting-up of the ol’ stochastic terror apparatus.
(Maybe that’s what the Glock was for, but alas, the indicted are prohibited from purchasing murder machines, so the Dotard narrowly avoided a 92nd charge there.)
Equally executable (with an emphasis on CUTE) are pop diva Taylor Swift and her rumored new beau, extra-fancy football man Travis Kelce, who earned Cult45’s wrath by virtue of being successful, and vaccinated.
Oh, and I guess Travis has done Bud Light commercials, so he’s just perfect for the Two Minutes Hate.
Now Th’Federalist says Swift’s music is responsible for the downfall of western civilization, granting hip hop and unwed mothers a welcome respite. Various creeps n’ incels proclaimed her “homely” and a “gold digger.” And yes, Stew Peters would like to see the happy couple put to death. It’s all very healthy and normal.
Tim Scott suggested “Johnson’s Great Society” was harder for Black families to survive than slavery, which I’ll grant was expertly targeted pandering, and if he can figure out how to get over the more, ahem, obvious hurdles in his path, Tim might just have a future in this white nationalist resentment cult.
Incidentally, Tangerine Idi Amin gave an extra-fashy speech in California, complete with calls for extrajudicial violence, and a Paul Pelosi joke, both big hits with the assembled wingnut donors. No wonder Republican voters see him as “a person of faith.”
In contrast, Joe Biden somehow managed to get through the whole week without celebrating one single act of political violence, instead joining striking auto workers on the picket line, and delivering another stem-winder on the general awesomeness of democracy.
Oddly, Fox seemed mostly interested in covering his dog.
17 Oct 2023 7:22 pm
I just noticed that 10 of the 16 pages of this thread are just copy and pastes of op ed articles that you posted.
How is this discussion?
This thread isn't even peanut galleried and it's still mostly just you copy and pasting opinion pieces that nobody reads.
Your threads are the definition of "a waste of bandwidth"... and now you've made an enemy out of the SOCKS SAVINGS guy.
I would say things aren't looking too good for you at the moment here son. You might want to step up your game just a little.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
17 Oct 2023 9:30 pm
Given what's been done to liberal members here, and the hateful, racist, anti-Semitic language and imagery allowed, I think it safe to say ss guy was never a "friend." But it's nice to know it's all being backed and approved by foreign nationals.RedheadedStranger » 17 Oct 2023, 7:22 pm » wrote: ↑ I just noticed that 10 of the 16 pages of this thread are just copy and pastes of op ed articles that you posted.
How is this discussion?
This thread isn't even peanut galleried and it's still mostly just you copy and pasting opinion pieces that nobody reads.
Your threads are the definition of "a waste of bandwidth"... and now you've made an enemy out of the SOCKS SAVINGS guy.
I would say things aren't looking too good for you at the moment here son. You might want to step up your game just a little.
17 Oct 2023 9:42 pm
You're taking this place waaaay too seriously.B.See » 17 Oct 2023, 9:30 pm » wrote: ↑ Given what's been done to liberal members here, and the hateful, racist, anti-Semitic language and imagery allowed, I think it safe to say ss guy was never a "friend." But it's nice to know it's all being backed and approved by foreign nationals.
Just sayin'
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
17 Oct 2023 9:57 pm
No, champ. I'm taking what's happening to my COUNTRY seriously. And all its enemies who want to destroy it... foreign and domestic.RedheadedStranger » 17 Oct 2023, 9:42 pm » wrote: ↑ You're taking this place waaaay too seriously.
Just sayin'
22 Oct 2023 9:39 pm
Jim Jordan is the Michael Jordan of Not Getting Elected Speaker - excerpts from the SHOWERCAPBLOG dot com - Friday, October 20th, 2023
Following the ritual shanking of insufficiently **** candidates Kevin McCarthy and Steve “David Duke Without the Ability to Count” Scalise, the feral assclowns of the Freedumb Caucus coalesced around Jim Jordan, as the greatest of all available evils. And wackiness ensued.
To the surprise and delight of naturalists the world over, Jordan’s nomination effected the emergence of a species long believed to be mythical: the legendary “Moderate Republican.”
For once, the Bucks n’ Bacons of the world actually stood their ground a bit, proudly bellowing “Y’know what? Let’s stick to low-calorie fascism this time, I’m watching my weight!”
But Gym wasn’t about to walk away from this opportunity like it was some collegiate wrestler asking his coach to protect him from sexual abuse, nosireebob. Determined to pull out all the stops, he put on a jacket and…well, he was pretty much out of ideas after that.
Except for threats, of course. Anonymous threats, sent to spouses. Threats of violence. Death threats. Threats that necessitated law enforcement protection for Congressmen’s children.
That was Team Jordan’s entire plan, after last week’s humiliating defeat: let the dissenters spend a weekend stewing in the MAGA mob’s rage, figuring the specter of the next hammer-wielding psycho turning up on their doorstep would be enough to ensure subservience.
Which is, y’know…fascism.
That’s how fascists solve problems like “the majority of people don’t want me to be in charge.”
And it didn’t work, (this time) thank all the gods in all the heavens. Instead, we were treated to a weeklong episode of the Jim Jordan Tries and Fails to Get His Balls Unstuck From His Zipper Show, which, it turns out, is like the C-SPAN version of Shark Week. A laugh-a-minute thrill ride. Highly recommended.
The tentpoles, of course, were the floor votes, which Jordan lost by increasing margins. He briefly floated a “plan” that would’ve permitted him to cling to his precious “Speaker designate” tiara until January, which proved as successful as every other endeavor from his accomplishment-free, sixteen-year congressional career.
Ultimately, Gymbo’s dreams of joining the presidential line of succession died in a closed-door meeting, where the anonymity granted by a secret ballot enabled the Kowardly Kakistocrat Kaucus to complete their latest defenestration free from any hammer-related fears.
Following the ritual shanking of insufficiently **** candidates Kevin McCarthy and Steve “David Duke Without the Ability to Count” Scalise, the feral assclowns of the Freedumb Caucus coalesced around Jim Jordan, as the greatest of all available evils. And wackiness ensued.
To the surprise and delight of naturalists the world over, Jordan’s nomination effected the emergence of a species long believed to be mythical: the legendary “Moderate Republican.”
For once, the Bucks n’ Bacons of the world actually stood their ground a bit, proudly bellowing “Y’know what? Let’s stick to low-calorie fascism this time, I’m watching my weight!”
But Gym wasn’t about to walk away from this opportunity like it was some collegiate wrestler asking his coach to protect him from sexual abuse, nosireebob. Determined to pull out all the stops, he put on a jacket and…well, he was pretty much out of ideas after that.
Except for threats, of course. Anonymous threats, sent to spouses. Threats of violence. Death threats. Threats that necessitated law enforcement protection for Congressmen’s children.
That was Team Jordan’s entire plan, after last week’s humiliating defeat: let the dissenters spend a weekend stewing in the MAGA mob’s rage, figuring the specter of the next hammer-wielding psycho turning up on their doorstep would be enough to ensure subservience.
Which is, y’know…fascism.
That’s how fascists solve problems like “the majority of people don’t want me to be in charge.”
And it didn’t work, (this time) thank all the gods in all the heavens. Instead, we were treated to a weeklong episode of the Jim Jordan Tries and Fails to Get His Balls Unstuck From His Zipper Show, which, it turns out, is like the C-SPAN version of Shark Week. A laugh-a-minute thrill ride. Highly recommended.
The tentpoles, of course, were the floor votes, which Jordan lost by increasing margins. He briefly floated a “plan” that would’ve permitted him to cling to his precious “Speaker designate” tiara until January, which proved as successful as every other endeavor from his accomplishment-free, sixteen-year congressional career.
Ultimately, Gymbo’s dreams of joining the presidential line of succession died in a closed-door meeting, where the anonymity granted by a secret ballot enabled the Kowardly Kakistocrat Kaucus to complete their latest defenestration free from any hammer-related fears.
23 Oct 2023 2:36 am
For 5000 GREENIES I can arrange pleasure with a Goat or Chicken for you.B.See » 17 Oct 2023, 9:30 pm » wrote: ↑ Given what's been done to liberal members here, and the hateful, racist, anti-Semitic language and imagery allowed, I think it safe to say ss guy was never a "friend." But it's nice to know it's all being backed and approved by foreign nationals.
Bob
19 Nov 2023 3:24 am
Ghost Buses and Kidney Punches: America is Finally Great Again - Friday, November 17th, 2023 excerpts from Showercapblog dot com
Greetings fellow vermin! Say, is it just me, or is it gettin’ kinda fashy in here?
Cuz that kooky Republican frontrunner simply refuses to stop talking like Hitler, and speaking as one of the “radical left thugs” whose “entire existence will be crushed when 'resident Trump returns to the White House,” well, I confess I don’t want my entire existence to be crushed. I don’t want any of my existence to be crushed, honestly…except maybe those pesky love handles that always manifest around the holidays, amirite?
I dunno, maybe it’s these plans I keep reading about, to construct Stephen Miller’s Barbie Dream Concentration Camps, or amass an army of 54,000 goose-stepping Constitution-shredders to staff the federal government, but it definitely feels a little fashy in here. Maybe I should put on a sweater.
With the apparatchiks tending to the burdensome details of dismantling democracy, Off-Brand Orbán’s days are free for recreational activities, such as golf, and stochastic terrorism. Indeed, Wee Don asked MAGA Claus for a long list of assassinations, excuse me, “citizen’s arrests” this year, and he’s adding to it all the time.
For example, I’m still not sure what Judge Engoron’s clerk did to land her recurring role in the Two Minutes Hate, (presumably she’s been mouthing “Ivanka will never **** you” throughout the proceedings) but the Dotard sure is trying real, real hard to set her up with Cult45’s next aspiring hammer-wielding psycho, whoever that may be.
As you’ve probably noticed, alongside all this authoritarianism and political violence, anti-Semitism is on the rise, which is surely one of those zany, one-in-a-million coincidences. I wouldn’t worry about it.
Why, who can forget Donald’s heartwarming Rosh Hashanah message just two short months ago?
Ben Shapiro was shocked, shocked to hear anti-Israel sentiments expressed by Candace “Hitler got a bad rap” Owens.
Nobody tell Ben how his buddies Tucker Carlson and Charlie Kirk’ve been talking; it’s best he remains as ignorant of the true intentions of the movement he’s enabled as he is of rudimentary reproductive biology.
Meanwhile, advertisers seem curiously underappreciative of Elon Musk’s bigot-amplifying strategy, either because of the nefarious manipulations of the Anti-Defamation League and their eeeeeeeeeeevil allies at Media Matters, or because they’re simply not geniusy enough to see the profit potential in associating their brands with pro-Nazi content.
Greetings fellow vermin! Say, is it just me, or is it gettin’ kinda fashy in here?
Cuz that kooky Republican frontrunner simply refuses to stop talking like Hitler, and speaking as one of the “radical left thugs” whose “entire existence will be crushed when 'resident Trump returns to the White House,” well, I confess I don’t want my entire existence to be crushed. I don’t want any of my existence to be crushed, honestly…except maybe those pesky love handles that always manifest around the holidays, amirite?
I dunno, maybe it’s these plans I keep reading about, to construct Stephen Miller’s Barbie Dream Concentration Camps, or amass an army of 54,000 goose-stepping Constitution-shredders to staff the federal government, but it definitely feels a little fashy in here. Maybe I should put on a sweater.
With the apparatchiks tending to the burdensome details of dismantling democracy, Off-Brand Orbán’s days are free for recreational activities, such as golf, and stochastic terrorism. Indeed, Wee Don asked MAGA Claus for a long list of assassinations, excuse me, “citizen’s arrests” this year, and he’s adding to it all the time.
For example, I’m still not sure what Judge Engoron’s clerk did to land her recurring role in the Two Minutes Hate, (presumably she’s been mouthing “Ivanka will never **** you” throughout the proceedings) but the Dotard sure is trying real, real hard to set her up with Cult45’s next aspiring hammer-wielding psycho, whoever that may be.
As you’ve probably noticed, alongside all this authoritarianism and political violence, anti-Semitism is on the rise, which is surely one of those zany, one-in-a-million coincidences. I wouldn’t worry about it.
Why, who can forget Donald’s heartwarming Rosh Hashanah message just two short months ago?
Ben Shapiro was shocked, shocked to hear anti-Israel sentiments expressed by Candace “Hitler got a bad rap” Owens.
Nobody tell Ben how his buddies Tucker Carlson and Charlie Kirk’ve been talking; it’s best he remains as ignorant of the true intentions of the movement he’s enabled as he is of rudimentary reproductive biology.
Meanwhile, advertisers seem curiously underappreciative of Elon Musk’s bigot-amplifying strategy, either because of the nefarious manipulations of the Anti-Defamation League and their eeeeeeeeeeevil allies at Media Matters, or because they’re simply not geniusy enough to see the profit potential in associating their brands with pro-Nazi content.
2 Dec 2023 1:44 am
Vape Pens & Poop Maps & Pie, Oh My! - excerpts from showercapblog (dot com) Friday, December 1st, 2023
Well, over the objections of House Republican leadership, His Royal Highness Count George Santos VIII was finally forcibly ushered into the reality television show contestant phase of his life, ahead of what’s expected to be a lucrative cigarette smuggling period in federal prison.
112 Republicans voted to keep Georgie (and his vote) around, worried that establishing a precedent whereby excessive criminality disqualifies one from public office would reduce their party to Mitt Romney’s car elevator steward and perhaps a Sununu or two.
It’s a reasonable concern, given that Students for Trump founder Ryan Fournier got arrested for pistol-whipping his girlfriend, and two county-level Arizona Republican officials were charged with election interference felonies, and they’re still finding more Capitol rioters to arrest, and oh yeah, don’t forget Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, I think he deserves a whole new paragraph, don’t you?
Christian, you see, finds himself under investigation. For sexual battery. Of a woman who “had been involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship” with Ziegler and his wife, Bridget. Why yes, the very same Bridget Ziegler who co-founded the anti-LGBTQ hate group Moms for Liberty, funny you should mention it.
But surely it was some other Bridget Ziegler, one who wasn’t having sex with a woman, who campaigned so vigorously for Florida’s odious “Don’t Say Gay” legislation…surely.
Anyway, I don’t anticipate anyone hanging a “no crooks allowed” sign on the Republican treehouse anytime soon. Which is good news for anybody who’s been, say, found liable for fraud and sexual assault, but still wants a major political party’s presidential nomination.
Indeed, ranting like Hitler and terrorizing judges’ wives only further endears Off-Brand Orbán to his increasingly deranged followers. They went wild when he reminded them of his intention to repeal the ACA, because ultimately, health care only delays the faithful’s ascent to that great Trump Hotel in the sky, where every man is assigned 72 piss hookers and a golden toilet of his very own.
Outside of provoking the odd death threat, Donnie Dotard’s life remains largely a parade of legal setbacks: gag orders, collapsing defenses, stuff like that. So I understand the need to celebrate every W, however meager....
On the other hand, Ronnie DiSappointus may’ve finally righted the ship with…OPERATION: POOP MAP.
Not even Rich Lowry is surprised anymore that this goon can’t navigate a masturbatory, 90-minute vanity debate on Fox without beclowning himself. Even with Hannity lobbing softball after softball, ignoring the taxpayer-funded, six-figure, do-nothing contracts for cronies, and the corpses piling up in the hallway outside the Governor’s office, Ron-Ron’s bat somehow unerringly found his own groin with every swing.
Speaking of... dumbasses... James Comer recognized Hunter Biden’s offer to testify publicly before his committee as a trap, telling Newsmax, “the Biden crime family knows I am completely incapable of getting through a hearing without gaveling my own ballsack flat, and anyway, I’d much rather redact all the parts where Dan Goldman humiliates me.”
Fox Nooz got all excited because they thought they had a Thanksgiving terrorist bombing to blame on Joe Biden, but Kurt Villani went and ruined it by turning out to be a regular guy having a dumb ol’ car accident.
My own Thanksgiving was lovely, incidentally, filled with traditional liberal America-despising rituals: we crucified a gas stove, and then we hated a pie for a couple hours.
Well, over the objections of House Republican leadership, His Royal Highness Count George Santos VIII was finally forcibly ushered into the reality television show contestant phase of his life, ahead of what’s expected to be a lucrative cigarette smuggling period in federal prison.
112 Republicans voted to keep Georgie (and his vote) around, worried that establishing a precedent whereby excessive criminality disqualifies one from public office would reduce their party to Mitt Romney’s car elevator steward and perhaps a Sununu or two.
It’s a reasonable concern, given that Students for Trump founder Ryan Fournier got arrested for pistol-whipping his girlfriend, and two county-level Arizona Republican officials were charged with election interference felonies, and they’re still finding more Capitol rioters to arrest, and oh yeah, don’t forget Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, I think he deserves a whole new paragraph, don’t you?
Christian, you see, finds himself under investigation. For sexual battery. Of a woman who “had been involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship” with Ziegler and his wife, Bridget. Why yes, the very same Bridget Ziegler who co-founded the anti-LGBTQ hate group Moms for Liberty, funny you should mention it.
But surely it was some other Bridget Ziegler, one who wasn’t having sex with a woman, who campaigned so vigorously for Florida’s odious “Don’t Say Gay” legislation…surely.
Anyway, I don’t anticipate anyone hanging a “no crooks allowed” sign on the Republican treehouse anytime soon. Which is good news for anybody who’s been, say, found liable for fraud and sexual assault, but still wants a major political party’s presidential nomination.
Indeed, ranting like Hitler and terrorizing judges’ wives only further endears Off-Brand Orbán to his increasingly deranged followers. They went wild when he reminded them of his intention to repeal the ACA, because ultimately, health care only delays the faithful’s ascent to that great Trump Hotel in the sky, where every man is assigned 72 piss hookers and a golden toilet of his very own.
Outside of provoking the odd death threat, Donnie Dotard’s life remains largely a parade of legal setbacks: gag orders, collapsing defenses, stuff like that. So I understand the need to celebrate every W, however meager....
On the other hand, Ronnie DiSappointus may’ve finally righted the ship with…OPERATION: POOP MAP.
Not even Rich Lowry is surprised anymore that this goon can’t navigate a masturbatory, 90-minute vanity debate on Fox without beclowning himself. Even with Hannity lobbing softball after softball, ignoring the taxpayer-funded, six-figure, do-nothing contracts for cronies, and the corpses piling up in the hallway outside the Governor’s office, Ron-Ron’s bat somehow unerringly found his own groin with every swing.
Speaking of... dumbasses... James Comer recognized Hunter Biden’s offer to testify publicly before his committee as a trap, telling Newsmax, “the Biden crime family knows I am completely incapable of getting through a hearing without gaveling my own ballsack flat, and anyway, I’d much rather redact all the parts where Dan Goldman humiliates me.”
Fox Nooz got all excited because they thought they had a Thanksgiving terrorist bombing to blame on Joe Biden, but Kurt Villani went and ruined it by turning out to be a regular guy having a dumb ol’ car accident.
My own Thanksgiving was lovely, incidentally, filled with traditional liberal America-despising rituals: we crucified a gas stove, and then we hated a pie for a couple hours.
2 Dec 2023 4:07 am
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator,
Why are links not presented?
Bob
3 Dec 2023 5:29 am
3 Dec 2023 1:12 pm
Child Groomer, Sexual Predator,B.See » 03 Dec 2023, 6:29 am » wrote: ↑ Forgive my not replying. There is no upside in responding to psychopaths.
You replied.
Answer this question.
Why are links not presented?
Bob
4 Dec 2023 10:41 pm
The response is not for YOU. It's to clarify what I'm dealing with.
I'm dealing with a psychopath.
Psychopaths present under multiple identities but say the same sick ****.
Psychopaths breach members' profiles to fraudulently alter them.
Psychopaths block members from posting links and new posts, then laugh about it.
Psychopaths then ask why links aren't posted.
Psychopaths, when told how to find the stories anyway say it's a "waste of time."
There is no upside to responding to PSYCHOPATHS.
I'm dealing with a psychopath.
Psychopaths present under multiple identities but say the same sick ****.
Psychopaths breach members' profiles to fraudulently alter them.
Psychopaths block members from posting links and new posts, then laugh about it.
Psychopaths then ask why links aren't posted.
Psychopaths, when told how to find the stories anyway say it's a "waste of time."
There is no upside to responding to PSYCHOPATHS.
5 Dec 2023 12:11 pm
Thanks for the excellent info. A lot of the info was new to me, and I appreciated your research. I didn't need the links, just a tip on where to go.B.See » 04 Dec 2023, 11:41 pm » wrote: ↑ The response is not for YOU. It's to clarify what I'm dealing with.
I'm dealing with a psychopath.
Psychopaths present under multiple identities but say the same sick ****.
Psychopaths breach members' profiles to fraudulently alter them.
Psychopaths block members from posting links and new posts, then laugh about it.
Psychopaths then ask why links aren't posted.
Psychopaths, when told how to find the stories anyway say it's a "waste of time."
There is no upside to responding to PSYCHOPATHS.
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