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B.See » 06 Jan 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: Point taken. Anyway, don't know about you, Ode, but I sure as hell had a GREAT Christmas and New Year's vacay from all the fascist and nazis,  and hope you did too. 

The most entertaining pieces of late being that, according to Kinzinger, ol' Beelzebub smells exactly like you'd expect the Anti-Christ to smell like: armpits, ketchup, makeup, and ***, and that he'd long been bought by foreign governments since day ONE (to no surprise). 

And oh, that MAGA is in a **** because on a New Year's Eve TV show, Greenday reminded America that "a redneck agenda" and "a MAGA agenda" are pretty fkng much THE SAME THING.   (Though I've a sneakin' suspicion those whining the loudest knew this all along...shhhhh.) 

From the Cap:
 Wow, Santa’s Not **** Around With That Naughty List This Year excerpts from showercapblog dot com -- Friday, December 15th, 2023 

Chuck Grassley admitted there’s “no evidence” of wrongdoing on President Biden’s part, but that hardly matters, since the House majority feels no particular obligation to name the alleged crimes they’re investigating

Anyway, as Troy Nehls reminds us, a Republican Congressman is first and foremost a low-level Trump campaign staffer, and that organization is not exactly world-renowned for its exacting standards. 

Shoot, they’ll draft any defective ******* disposed to defend a declining dotard’s dreams of dictatorship. Even so, when it comes autocrat ***-kissing, you have to get up pretty early to beat JD Vance to the front of the line. 

Incidentally, it’s delightful to see Jack Smith so prepared for Off-Brand Orbán’s **** legal stall tactics. 

In clear violation of the constitutional prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment, CNN hosted a town hall with shrieking fascist dorkwad Vivek Ramaswamy. 

Ramaswamy’s been palling around Iowa with Steve “Too Racist for the Trump-Era GOP” King, by the way, and I certainly advise all Haley precinct captains to update their rabies vaccine before approaching any hissing Vivek unviables on caucus night. 

It’s hard to believe that before Donald Trump came along, a sex scandal involving a credible rape allegation was enough to end one’s career in Republican politics; nowadays, young MAGA apparatchiks understand YOU GOT TO MONETIZE THAT ****. And I know that $2 million sounds like a lot to make the Florida GOP’s Christian Ziegler problem go away, but remember, it’s gotta be split three ways ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

In the waning days of the Fall of the Turd Reich, seems a binder filled with “highly classified information related to Russian election interference” went missing, smuggled, perhaps, out of the White House up Mark Meadows’ cavernous ***, alongside Kim Jong-un’s love notes and Donnie One-Term’s favorite Churchill bust. 

Paul Ryan derided Fat Q*bert as “an authoritarian narcissist” and “not a conservative” who “couldn’t even steal health care from millions of Americans with control of both houses of Congress” who Ryan “will of course vote for in 2024” because “what do you expect from me, courage? Principles? I’m Paul freakin’ Ryan for pity’s sake!” 

Rudy Giuliani stepped up lobbying efforts to bring his character back in any forthcoming Borat sequels, now that his $148 million defamation bill finally arrived in the mail. Hey, if that doesn’t work out, I hear Four Seasons Total Landscaping is hiring. [and] Ted Cruz seems curiously reticent to claim credit for the world he worked so hard to build, where his constituents have to flee their home state to exercise their fundamental human rights, wonder what that’s about?
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CONGRATS, AMERICA, IT'S NOW BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE YOUR LAST VIOLENT INSURRECTION!

excerpts from SHOWERCAPBLOG DOT COM, Friday, January 5th, 2024


Happy Insurrectiversary, everybody! From the donning of the shamanic headdress to the theatrical reenactments of Roger Stone’s conversation with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio to the cherubic bleats of the schoolchildren chanting “Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!,” I truly love this holiday.

With Iowa just around the corner, it’s been predictably nauseating, watching the institutional GOP congeal in a fetid pool at the Dotard’s feet. Tom Emmer’s groveling was particularly debasing. “As someone who has been personally bullied by Donald Trump, l cannot recommend the experience highly enough. He’ll crush America’s dreams the way he crushed mine!”

It’s definitely not a cult, though.


Sure, observing the garish obsequiousness of Elise Stefanik’s ritual un-endorsement of a Republican congressional candidate who had the audacity to refer to the Grand High Gameshowhost as “arrogant,” you might say to yourself, “wow, that’s as culty as it is embarrassing, so, like, almost unendurably culty, I guess is what I’m saying,” but it’s still not a cult.

I mean, would a cult make a video like this? (Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World - Mediaite dot com)

Look, I’ll admit polling says most Republicans see Off-Brand Orbán as a “person of faith,” while the likes of Romney and Biden are infidels who should be burned at the stake or at the very least poked with reasonably sharp sticks, but it’s totally unfair to call it a culllllll

okay, fine, it’s a cult.

A cult of personality. But a worthy personality, an admirable personality, the sort of personality that deserves worshipping, you have to grant that.

It’s not as though a third of the country has pledged absolute fealty to a drooling fascist grifter who spends his days obsessively rage-posting about a woman he raped.

Incidentally, I see Wee Don’s countin’ on his buddy Kavanaugh to make all his 14th Amendment worries disappear. C’mon, Brett, it’s what Tobin and Squi would want.

Poor Jimmy Comer always gets SUPER jealous whenever House Oversight Dems produce evidence of yet another Trump crime spree, accepting millions in bribes from foreign governments, for example.

“It’s not really fair cuz they’re investigating real crimes and mine are made up,” sulked Comer, while submitting to a Jake Tapper wedgie.

Well, good news for anyone who’s ever wondered what happens when you bring a messianic delusion to a Jewish space laser fight: Marjorie Taylor Greene is a-feudin’ with Speaker-for-Now Mike “Moses” Johnson! Look for Mike to swiftly adopt his predecessor’s Capitulate to the Crazy Lady policy in the face of his ever-shrinking majority.

Actually, wingnut intra-party fight club culture is thriving these days, and lucky for us, it’s a spectator sport.

Like, the normie wing of the Michigan GOP finally making a play to wrestle back control from the loons, but Kristina Karamo has barricaded herself inside a Denny’s bathroom with the party charge card, and she’s already racked up a six-figure debt on Jim Caviezel speeches, George Santos Cameos, and cheezy tots.

And it is SO fun to watch.

 
 
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B.See » 06 Jan 2024, 8:24 pm » wrote: CONGRATS, AMERICA, IT'S NOW BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE YOUR LAST VIOLENT INSURRECTION!
 
Nope

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B.See » 06 Jan 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: Point taken. Anyway, don't know about you, Ode, but I sure as hell had a GREAT Christmas and New Year's vacay from all the fascist and nazis,  and hope you did too. 

The most entertaining pieces of late being that, according to Kinzinger, ol' Beelzebub smells exactly like you'd expect the Anti-Christ to smell like: armpits, ketchup, makeup, and ***, and that he'd long been bought by foreign governments since day ONE (to no surprise). 

And oh, that MAGA is in a **** because on a New Year's Eve TV show, Greenday reminded America that "a redneck agenda" and "a MAGA agenda" are pretty fkng much THE SAME THING.   (Though I've a sneakin' suspicion those whining the loudest knew this all along...shhhhh.) 

From the Cap:
 Wow, Santa’s Not **** Around With That Naughty List This Year excerpts from showercapblog dot com -- Friday, December 15th, 2023 

Chuck Grassley admitted there’s “no evidence” of wrongdoing on President Biden’s part, but that hardly matters, since the House majority feels no particular obligation to name the alleged crimes they’re investigating

Anyway, as Troy Nehls reminds us, a Republican Congressman is first and foremost a low-level Trump campaign staffer, and that organization is not exactly world-renowned for its exacting standards. 

Shoot, they’ll draft any defective ******* disposed to defend a declining dotard’s dreams of dictatorship. Even so, when it comes autocrat ***-kissing, you have to get up pretty early to beat JD Vance to the front of the line. 

Incidentally, it’s delightful to see Jack Smith so prepared for Off-Brand Orbán’s **** legal stall tactics. 

In clear violation of the constitutional prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment, CNN hosted a town hall with shrieking fascist dorkwad Vivek Ramaswamy. 

Ramaswamy’s been palling around Iowa with Steve “Too Racist for the Trump-Era GOP” King, by the way, and I certainly advise all Haley precinct captains to update their rabies vaccine before approaching any hissing Vivek unviables on caucus night. 

It’s hard to believe that before Donald Trump came along, a sex scandal involving a credible rape allegation was enough to end one’s career in Republican politics; nowadays, young MAGA apparatchiks understand YOU GOT TO MONETIZE THAT ****. And I know that $2 million sounds like a lot to make the Florida GOP’s Christian Ziegler problem go away, but remember, it’s gotta be split three ways ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

In the waning days of the Fall of the Turd Reich, seems a binder filled with “highly classified information related to Russian election interference” went missing, smuggled, perhaps, out of the White House up Mark Meadows’ cavernous ***, alongside Kim Jong-un’s love notes and Donnie One-Term’s favorite Churchill bust. 

Paul Ryan derided Fat Q*bert as “an authoritarian narcissist” and “not a conservative” who “couldn’t even steal health care from millions of Americans with control of both houses of Congress” who Ryan “will of course vote for in 2024” because “what do you expect from me, courage? Principles? I’m Paul freakin’ Ryan for pity’s sake!” 

Rudy Giuliani stepped up lobbying efforts to bring his character back in any forthcoming Borat sequels, now that his $148 million defamation bill finally arrived in the mail. Hey, if that doesn’t work out, I hear Four Seasons Total Landscaping is hiring. [and] Ted Cruz seems curiously reticent to claim credit for the world he worked so hard to build, where his constituents have to flee their home state to exercise their fundamental human rights, wonder what that’s about? 


“Too often we honor swagger and bluster and wielders of force; too often we excuse those who are willing to build their own lives on the shattered dreams of others.”
― Robert Kennedy
 
 
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B.See » 06 Jan 2024, 8:24 pm » wrote: CONGRATS, AMERICA, IT'S NOW BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE YOUR LAST VIOLENT INSURRECTION!

excerpts from SHOWERCAPBLOG DOT COM, Friday, January 5th, 2024


Happy Insurrectiversary, everybody! From the donning of the shamanic headdress to the theatrical reenactments of Roger Stone’s conversation with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio to the cherubic bleats of the schoolchildren chanting “Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!,” I truly love this holiday.

With Iowa just around the corner, it’s been predictably nauseating, watching the institutional GOP congeal in a fetid pool at the Dotard’s feet. Tom Emmer’s groveling was particularly debasing. “As someone who has been personally bullied by Donald Trump, l cannot recommend the experience highly enough. He’ll crush America’s dreams the way he crushed mine!”

It’s definitely not a cult, though.


Sure, observing the garish obsequiousness of Elise Stefanik’s ritual un-endorsement of a Republican congressional candidate who had the audacity to refer to the Grand High Gameshowhost as “arrogant,” you might say to yourself, “wow, that’s as culty as it is embarrassing, so, like, almost unendurably culty, I guess is what I’m saying,” but it’s still not a cult.

I mean, would a cult make a video like this? (Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World - Mediaite dot com)

Look, I’ll admit polling says most Republicans see Off-Brand Orbán as a “person of faith,” while the likes of Romney and Biden are infidels who should be burned at the stake or at the very least poked with reasonably sharp sticks, but it’s totally unfair to call it a culllllll

okay, fine, it’s a cult.

A cult of personality. But a worthy personality, an admirable personality, the sort of personality that deserves worshipping, you have to grant that.

It’s not as though a third of the country has pledged absolute fealty to a drooling fascist grifter who spends his days obsessively rage-posting about a woman he raped.

Incidentally, I see Wee Don’s countin’ on his buddy Kavanaugh to make all his 14th Amendment worries disappear. C’mon, Brett, it’s what Tobin and Squi would want.

Poor Jimmy Comer always gets SUPER jealous whenever House Oversight Dems produce evidence of yet another Trump crime spree, accepting millions in bribes from foreign governments, for example.

“It’s not really fair cuz they’re investigating real crimes and mine are made up,” sulked Comer, while submitting to a Jake Tapper wedgie.

Well, good news for anyone who’s ever wondered what happens when you bring a messianic delusion to a Jewish space laser fight: Marjorie Taylor Greene is a-feudin’ with Speaker-for-Now Mike “Moses” Johnson! Look for Mike to swiftly adopt his predecessor’s Capitulate to the Crazy Lady policy in the face of his ever-shrinking majority.

Actually, wingnut intra-party fight club culture is thriving these days, and lucky for us, it’s a spectator sport.

Like, the normie wing of the Michigan GOP finally making a play to wrestle back control from the loons, but Kristina Karamo has barricaded herself inside a Denny’s bathroom with the party charge card, and she’s already racked up a six-figure debt on Jim Caviezel speeches, George Santos Cameos, and cheezy tots.

And it is SO fun to watch.

 

“What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents.”
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Ok, I get the sentiment.  Trump was bad at A LOT of things.  But seriously, that site sucks. 

 First off, wtf is langipipe?  Secondly, who the **** names their site after a shower cap?  Then, I went to the site and the drivel is about what I expected.  It has the black background with idiotic red contrast.  Just like those moronic prepper sites you see linked at stormfront. No one is going to read your dumb site for more than five minutes.  On top of that, there were so many bright red links it made my head spin.

 We, as people opposed to Trump, have to do better, but your stupid site is hopeless.  Post something else.
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PokingatBears » 08 Jan 2024, 5:15 pm » wrote: Ok, I get the sentiment.  Trump was bad at A LOT of things.  But seriously, that site sucks. 

 First off, wtf is langipipe?  Secondly, who the **** names their site after a shower cap?  Then, I went to the site and the drivel is about what I expected.  It has the black background with idiotic red contrast.  Just like those moronic prepper sites you see linked at stormfront. No one is going to read your dumb site for more than five minutes.  On top of that, there were so many bright red links it made my head spin.

 We, as people opposed to Trump, have to do better, but your stupid site is hopeless.  Post something else.
It definitely looks straight out of the 90's... built on Windows 98 and just never updated.

Maybe that's the look the guy was going for. If it wasn't, he nailed it anyway.

🤣


 
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The Republican Frontrunner Thinks Magnets Break When They Get Wet - Friday, January 12th, 2024 excerpts from showercapblog dot com

Well, the Iowa caucuses are finally upon us, and barring a Hail Mary from the weather manipulation wing of the Haley campaign, the babbling rapist who spends his days meandering from courtroom to courtroom, pausing periodically to demonstrate, for reasons which are difficult to discern, that he doesn’t understand how magnets work, looks likely to emerge victorious.

Chris Christie finally threw in the towel, and... I doubt it’s biologically possible to contemplate what’s left of the Republican primary field without triggering a gag reflex.

And considering Donnie Dotard’s been stumbling around, urging bedlam and wishing for a stock market crash, while refusing to sign an oath to forsake the violent overthrow of the government,

in addition to demanding legal immunity to assassinate political opponents at taxpayer expense, it sure woulda been nice if someone, anyone in the Family Values Party could’ve obstructed the fascist bastard’s ascent for once.

Yeah, woulda been lovely. But no, if you want anything done in this country, you can’t send a Republican. We knew this.

I feel like we might have success running a Willie Horton-type ad, only with Roger Stone. “Here’s a recording of a dude Donald Trump pardoned, a known associate of domestic terror groups, plotting the assassination of two Congressmen.” Everyone still agrees that’s bad…right, America?

Rejuvenated by the holiday recess, Mike “Moses” Johnson strode onto the House floor, threw open the curtains, took a deep, invigorating breath…and then Chip Roy leapt from the shadows to attack his groin with a claw hammer.

I wouldn’t wish the Freedumb Caucus on anyone. In my culture, “Chip Roy” is a sort of bogeyman who lives in a hut on chicken legs deep within the Heritage Foundation, and creeps into the bedrooms of naughty little Speakers when they praise Hitler-quoting game show hosts.

You will no doubt be shocked, shocked to learn Paul Gosar staffs his congressional office with neo-Nazi interns. Since this is hardly Paul’s first offense, he’ll surely be disciplined by House GOP leadership, especially that famous anti-anti-Semitism crusader, Elise Stefanik.

Or perhaps Elise is too busy referring to violent, white nationalist Capitol rioters as “hostages” on television. Elise is auditioning to be a certain cognitive-test-passer’s running mate, y’see. Well, when you’re fleeing for your life from an incel with a nail gun, and all you get is a text saying “so what?” don’t come bitchin’ to me.

Some uppity journalist spoiled protofascist nepo baby Jay Ashcroft’s fantasy of kicking Joe Biden off the ballot in Missouri...

The High Priests of DeSantistan finally liberated the children in their charge from the spiritually corrupting influence of…the dictionary! It’s inspirational, what a small band of puritanical creeps can achieve...

... our most sinister, most powerful Deep State agent, Taylor Swift, has been unmasked.... [and] while I certainly support ascendant American fascism antagonizing a beloved pop star’s massive, zealously loyal fanbase, I don’t know how many “I guess somebody needs to SHAKE IT OFF yo ho!” press releases I’m going to be able to endure.

Several of MAGA Nation’s least favorite people, including Jack Smith and Judge Tanya Chutkan, have been targeted for swatting in recent weeks, because a fun, easy thing you can do in America right now is have a paramilitary strike team sent to somebody’s front door to terrorize and maybe kill them.

... seems Fox kicked Mike Lindell’s ads
[or was it '***'] off the air because he can’t pay his bills, so now he’s whining about getting “cancelled.”
 
 
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Rapist Demands Immunity, residency - January 19th, 2024 - excerpts from showercapblog dot com

What we need is a new word, yes, probably a German one, that would mean “laugh-out-loud embarrassing, but in a sufficiently fascist manner as to remain unnerving.” It’s that thing we’re all sick of feeling.

I could use that word right now, since it’s time to talk about the 2024 Iowa Republican presidential caucuses.

As expected, the rapist ran away with it. Republican voters sure do love their rapist. ‘Course, he’s not just any rapist, he’s the rapist who tried to end American democracy. Honestly, how could a listless pudding fondler like Ron DeSantis hope to compete?

Ron made one last, feeble pass at the anti-vax crowd, which’ll work as well as everything else he’s tried. It’s not Long Covid you’ve got to worry about with your electorate, kid, it’s Long Horse Paste.

I guess Haley’s polling well enough in New Hampshire to merit Off-Brand Orbán’s attention, since he finally lobbed that long-expected lump of casually racist hate at her. “How dare you imply America was ever, for even a fleeting moment, a racist country!?! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a phoneful of death threats to sift through!”

Best part of the Iowa caucuses is the wave of “Say, I’m not sure these “evangelical” fellows are entirely on the level” columns. Yep. Bit of a death cult, really. Glad you’re catching up.

Getting back to the Republican frontrapist, he spent the week harassing and re-defaming the woman he raped. I dunno, maybe they get a different Bible in red states. Maybe Jesus is a rapist in their Bible.

Anyway, this particular rapist, who is a lot of evangelicals’ favorite rapist, demands absolute legal immunity, which I get, because he’s committed…oh my god you guys, so many crimes. Including rape. The rapist who tried everything he could think of, up to and including violent insurrection, to overturn an election he lost would rather not be prosecuted.

And again, I get that. Don’t agree, but I get it. I think we should have the rule of law, and democracy, and not “whatever this one rapist wants.” I sincerely believe it’s the stronger choice.

Although…he did pass that cognitive test. Bragging, no, strutting about the cognitive test is part of the stump speech now. There Once Was a Rapist Who Passed a Cognitive Test, So We Made Him King. That’s the creation myth.

I’m sincerely grateful to Ted Cruz for providing comic relief during the genuinely terrifying ritual of governors and senators genuflecting to a man who thinks magnets break when they get wet. Actually, watching Ted Cruz snarf bowl after bowl of Donald Trump’s **** is probably my favorite thing about ascendant American fascism.

Ted, Rubio, Tim Scott, “Sammy the Bull” Gravano, they all agree: when it comes to the presidency, only an authoritarian rapist will do. Your moms are all proud.

Of course, the last thing Republicans want is to actually solve any border-related problems; they’re enjoying the brownshirty new transgressiveness of the fear-mongering around the issue far too much. I find Greg Abbott’s increasingly flamboyant cruelty particularly spine-chilling.

Meanwhile, Paul Gosar is fundraising off the **** claim that wokeism has led to the ethnic cleansing of whites from the military, a few short days after we learned about those neo-Nazi interns he hired.

Some Moms for Liberty types’re launching their very own charter school, which sounds like the premise of a season of American Horror Story. Can you imagine the parade of incels and mass shooters that’s gonna stumble out of a **** MOMS FOR LIBERTY CHARTER SCHOOL?

The nerds’ll join the Federalist Society, and the jocks’ll join the Proud Boys.

So. Yeah. Still pretty nutty out there. ‘Swhy I drink.

 
 
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B.See » 18 Jan 2024, 12:01 am » wrote: The Republican Frontrunner Thinks Magnets Break When They Get Wet - Friday, January 12th, 2024 excerpts from showercapblog dot com

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Trump will be the Republican nominee.  DeSantis is out.  I can't see the Evangelicals voting for an East Indian woman, who was raised as a Sikh and became a Methodist.  

It is going to be a flame war of misogyny and racism from Trump.  And the Evangelicals will eat it up.

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William F. Buckley made this comment about Robert Welch (John Birch Society), and so I inserted Trump, and the quote still works.

 If they are being asked to join a movement whose leadership believes the drivel of (Donald Trump), they will pass by crackpot alley, and will not pause until they feel the warm embrace of those way over on the other side, the Liberals."

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OdeToJoy » 21 Jan 2024, 4:47 pm » wrote: Trump will be the Republican nominee.  DeSantis is out.  I can't see the Evangelicals voting for an East Indian woman, who was raised as a Sikh and became a Methodist.  

It is going to be a flame war of misogyny and racism from Trump.  And the Evangelicals will eat it up.

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You're absolutely correct Ode.

Somehow, people like her and Ramaswamy don't think that MAGAS bigots, supremacists, and fascist see her as something "other" - just as they do other minorities. 

Until they get unceremoniously REMINDED of that fact - like when hate mongering, rapist bigots like Trump trot out some dog whistle, like calling the woman by her Indian name... 

and even after that they remain props for white supremacy.  Go figure.
 
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So I Guess It’s Down to Nikki Haley and the Rapist - Friday, January 26th, 2024

Aw, man, I thought he was gonna step on a few more rakes for us, just for old times’ sake, but perhaps there’s a limit to Ron DeSantis’ capacity for public humiliation after all.

Either way, bowing to reality and his sphincter-mouthed orange God, young Ronward bent the knee, on a special cushion he had custom-made to make himself appear taller.

I have mixed feelings. I’m certainly grateful for the failure of the ideology... no viable electoral base for Kinda Efficient State-Enforced Bigotry. ... glad we don’t have to worry about Joseph Ladapo becoming Surgeon General of anything larger.

But I fear Ron will prove irreplaceable. His contributions to the field of left-of-center schadenfreude compare favorably to the all-time greats. I’m sure he’ll be debasing himself further as a general election surrogate, but he’s been on a hall-of-fame run, the one he’s gonna be remembered for.

Anyway.

Say, what’s that rapist been up to lately, other than running away with the Republican residential primary? What’s that you say? Pitching fits at his latest defamation trial? But that’s what he did last week.

Anyway, now that it’s cost him 83.3 million dollars, Donald Trump may be forced to abandon a beloved hobby: terrorizing women he has assaulted sexually.

... the rapist is ready to skip straight to the coronation, and we all know how he feels about democracy. No shortage of willing accomplices in the institutional GOP....

Florida Republicans actually proposed legislation (LEGISLATION!) that would appropriate taxpayer money to pay this **** rapist’s **** legal bills....

Threatening donors, lashing out at every criticism, however slight. Fascist imp Marjorie Taylor Greene yelping about “eradicating” the insufficiently loyal. Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that we’re getting the Bruckheimer/Bay version of the border scare, with the cosplay cowboys running Texas breaking out the Bundy Ranch playbook, and the odd wannabe insurrectionist putting forth the call for an armed citizen militia....

... the rapist wants the border as a campaign issue, so given devout Christian Mike Johnson’s standing “whatever the rapist wants, the rapist gets” policy, I guess Congress won’t be passing any border compromises any time soon.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden keeps presiding over all these gaudy economic milestones, but he’s still somehow running neck-and-neck with the adjudicated rapist with the Hooverian jobs record. America, get your **** together.

Oklahoma Republicans had some state library board post to fill, and I guess the resumé with “internet bigot-slash-harassment organizer” leapt out at them, because they hired Chaya freakin’ Raichik.

Raichik is maybe the ugliest creature to spawn from MAGA culture in recent years, an insatiable, indefatigable hatemonger. Truly one of the **** Americans ever. And they put her on the “Department of Education Library Media Advisory Committee.” She doesn’t even live in Oklahoma.

Looks like Charlie Kirk’s anti-MLK Jr. rant wasn’t just a one-off holiday special, but a mission statement for a new, even racister Turning Point USA. Good thing we’re not a racist country, Haley, otherwise you might see political influencers telling their massive audiences their lives are in danger if their pilot is Black.

Wisconsin State Representative Joel Kitchens proclaimed himself Archbishop of Reproductive Science by divine right of his years as, I kid you not, a **** veterinarian. [and] Ben Shapiro is rapping now.

...you laugh, but “DAP” (Dry-*** ******) is gonna rule summer 2024.

 
 
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B.See » 02 Feb 2024, 3:08 am » wrote: You're absolutely correct Ode.

Somehow, people like her and Ramaswamy don't think that MAGAS bigots, supremacists, and fascist see her as something "other" - just as they do other minorities. 

Until they get unceremoniously REMINDED of that fact - like when hate mongering, rapist bigots like Trump trot out some dog whistle, like calling the woman by her Indian name... 

and even after that they remain props for white supremacy.  Go figure.

50% of Nikki Haley supporters are Republicans, and die-hard never Trumpers.  They have said they will vote for Haley in the primary; and if Trump is the nominee, they will vote for Biden.  If Haley is the nominee, the Trumpers will stay home.

It was a similar problem for Romney in 2012.  He was the perfect candidate for the Republicans.  Loving husband and father. Republican values.  No sex scandals.  But the Evangelicals stayed home and refused to vote for a Mormon.  

I think it is a win either way.  Haley's supporters won't vote for Trump, and Trump's supporters won't vote for Haley.

 
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OdeToJoy » 03 Feb 2024, 11:06 pm » wrote: 50% of Nikki Haley supporters are Republicans, and die-hard never Trumpers.  They have said they will vote for Haley in the primary; and if Trump is the nominee, they will vote for Biden.  If Haley is the nominee, the Trumpers will stay home.

It was a similar problem for Romney in 2012.  He was the perfect candidate for the Republicans.  Loving husband and father. Republican values.  No sex scandals.  But the Evangelicals stayed home and refused to vote for a Mormon.  

I think it is a win either way.  Haley's supporters won't vote for Trump, and Trump's supporters won't vote for Haley.
Yes but I think Haley, in trying to appeal to the same hateful, racist rhetoric as that of Trump's may be blowing it with people who might vote for her. At first I thought she was just playing to the base. But I'm becoming increasingly convinced she really believes in the absolute nonsense she's been spouting of late. That's not going to get her any of Trump's cult following. Nothing will. It may only serve to lose what she might've had.
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B.See » 05 Feb 2024, 10:38 pm » wrote: Yes but I think Haley, in trying to appeal to the same hateful, racist rhetoric as that of Trump's may be blowing it with people who might vote for her. At first I thought she was just playing to the base. But I'm becoming increasingly convinced she really believes in the absolute nonsense she's been spouting of late. That's not going to get her any of Trump's cult following. Nothing will. It may only serve to lose what she might've had.
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