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By B.See
5 Jan 2022 7:34 am in Liberals Only Political Chat Room
8 May 2022 3:52 am
I am a Soothsayer.B.See » 08 May 2022, 3:30 am » wrote: ↑ How do YOU know whether they're just "clicking on it" and that no one is reading it?? Are you now the spokesperson / soothsayer know-it-all for what gets read and what doesn't??
Besides, if it's all the same to YOU, I think I'd prefer 1400 views in a month to a thread full of drive by postings and trolling **** like YOU usually post.
Don't like the thread, SKIP it. Like I do for 90 percent of the **** your buddies post.
Lets ask then.
WHO IS READING THIS??????
8 May 2022 4:00 am
Who cares?sootedupCyndi » 08 May 2022, 3:52 am » wrote: ↑ I am a Soothsayer.
Lets ask then.
WHO IS READING THIS??????
Ever think maybe the fact that this pisses people like you off is ENOUGH?
8 May 2022 4:14 am
I'm not pizzed off.B.See » 08 May 2022, 4:00 am » wrote: ↑ Who cares?
Ever think maybe the fact that this pisses people like you off is ENOUGH?
just no one reads it.ANYONE READ THIS?????
8 May 2022 4:53 am
sootedupCyndi » 08 May 2022, 4:14 am » wrote: ↑ I'm not pizzed off.
ANYONE READ THIS?????
You aren't (ain't?) shouting LOUD enough, soothed Cyndi.
AAAAAAANYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS??????????
17 May 2022 8:46 pm
Starving Babies is the Pro-Life Position, You See - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts part one:
I can’t be the only one who pictures salivating cartoon hyenas when I read about all the rights America’s power-drunk white resentment cult is already targeting, now that the illegitimate theocrat SCOTUS majority has shown its hand on Roe v. Wade, can I?
Tate Reeves, who, as Governor of Mississippi, somehow led a state in the wealthiest, most advanced nation in human history to a third-world Covid death rate, practically wet himself on Jake Tapper, at the mere suggestion of banning contraception, like some tenth-rate Taliban warlord.
Y’know, if Steve Daines had a lick of sense, he might’ve stopped himself from comparing women to reptiles on the Senate floor, but then, if Steve Daines had a lick of sense, he wouldn’t be a Republican Senator, now would he?
So, it would appear the fearsome might of the U.S. presidency resided, for four goddamn years, with a fellow who believed China was shooting us with…lord, I’m embarrassed just typing it…with a hurricane gun.
He would be the dumbest person on any playground in America, and they’ve made him their king, and their God.
Incidentally, seems the hurricane gun guy wanted to court-martial a few retired generals, for the high crime of daring to criticize the Most Holy and Smart Acer of the Cognitive Test, Donald J. Trump, the “J” stands for, “Did I mention the HURRICANE GUN?”
He also proposed closing every single U.S. embassy on the African continent, but I’m sure if you just pass one more critical race theory ban, no one will notice how racist your white nationalist hate cult is.
At least the good people of Nebraska will be spared the gropey governorship of Chuck Herbster. But in West Virginia, Team Treason picked up a win, after successfully hanging a vote for the bipartisan infrastructure bill around the incumbent’s neck, because only cucks want bridges that don’t collapse.
My compliments to the disinformation chef; you’ve managed to make these rubes despise their own roads…once you break a human mind, the sky truly is the limit, isn’t it?
excerpts part one:
I can’t be the only one who pictures salivating cartoon hyenas when I read about all the rights America’s power-drunk white resentment cult is already targeting, now that the illegitimate theocrat SCOTUS majority has shown its hand on Roe v. Wade, can I?
Tate Reeves, who, as Governor of Mississippi, somehow led a state in the wealthiest, most advanced nation in human history to a third-world Covid death rate, practically wet himself on Jake Tapper, at the mere suggestion of banning contraception, like some tenth-rate Taliban warlord.
Y’know, if Steve Daines had a lick of sense, he might’ve stopped himself from comparing women to reptiles on the Senate floor, but then, if Steve Daines had a lick of sense, he wouldn’t be a Republican Senator, now would he?
So, it would appear the fearsome might of the U.S. presidency resided, for four goddamn years, with a fellow who believed China was shooting us with…lord, I’m embarrassed just typing it…with a hurricane gun.
He would be the dumbest person on any playground in America, and they’ve made him their king, and their God.
Incidentally, seems the hurricane gun guy wanted to court-martial a few retired generals, for the high crime of daring to criticize the Most Holy and Smart Acer of the Cognitive Test, Donald J. Trump, the “J” stands for, “Did I mention the HURRICANE GUN?”
He also proposed closing every single U.S. embassy on the African continent, but I’m sure if you just pass one more critical race theory ban, no one will notice how racist your white nationalist hate cult is.
At least the good people of Nebraska will be spared the gropey governorship of Chuck Herbster. But in West Virginia, Team Treason picked up a win, after successfully hanging a vote for the bipartisan infrastructure bill around the incumbent’s neck, because only cucks want bridges that don’t collapse.
My compliments to the disinformation chef; you’ve managed to make these rubes despise their own roads…once you break a human mind, the sky truly is the limit, isn’t it?
17 May 2022 8:50 pm
from above, excerpts part two:
Meanwhile, the Republican War on Disney For Not Hating Gay People Enough led a gang of swastika flag-waving asspimples to the Magic Kingdom, to screech about “grooming,” and, as you know, wherever American Nazis rear their subpar heads, Josh Hawley can’t be far behind...
...yeah, when Nazis and Senators are saying the same things, you KNOW you’re in a healthy democracy.
If anybody out there is somehow still reading this diatribe, I regret to inform you that, despite the preceding tales of atrocity and abuse, we are only just now arriving at the bottom of this week’s barrel.
Let me start by saying that I legitimately do not blame Republicans for hitting Biden on the formula shortage; (though of course the administration is doing all it can) that’s Politics 101, and we’re all adults here.
…but to frame the issue as RACE TRAITOR BIDEN STARVES WHITE INFANTS TO FEED INVADING BORDER HORDE, as so many prominent Republicans have,
…like, are you proud of yourself for fueling hatred of brown babies?
And I understand that one of the primary appeals of your creepy, post-shame culture is that such buffoonish hypocrisy no longer bothers you, but this hideous lurch, from sanctimonious lectures about “life” directly to DESPISE THESE BABIES THEY WANT TO REPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
…it’s a little much, guys. That said, I would like to respectfully resubmit my request that y’all cut it out with all this NAZI ****.
All I want to know about this supermassive black hole is, is it a place where no one is around to shriek about toy potato gender, or the sacred right to chug livestock dewormer, and if so, how the **** do I get there?
So, if you’ll excuse me, I need a sandpaper-and-bleach bath now. ****. I’ll see you next week; try not to hate any babies while I’m out.
Meanwhile, the Republican War on Disney For Not Hating Gay People Enough led a gang of swastika flag-waving asspimples to the Magic Kingdom, to screech about “grooming,” and, as you know, wherever American Nazis rear their subpar heads, Josh Hawley can’t be far behind...
...yeah, when Nazis and Senators are saying the same things, you KNOW you’re in a healthy democracy.
If anybody out there is somehow still reading this diatribe, I regret to inform you that, despite the preceding tales of atrocity and abuse, we are only just now arriving at the bottom of this week’s barrel.
Let me start by saying that I legitimately do not blame Republicans for hitting Biden on the formula shortage; (though of course the administration is doing all it can) that’s Politics 101, and we’re all adults here.
…but to frame the issue as RACE TRAITOR BIDEN STARVES WHITE INFANTS TO FEED INVADING BORDER HORDE, as so many prominent Republicans have,
…like, are you proud of yourself for fueling hatred of brown babies?
And I understand that one of the primary appeals of your creepy, post-shame culture is that such buffoonish hypocrisy no longer bothers you, but this hideous lurch, from sanctimonious lectures about “life” directly to DESPISE THESE BABIES THEY WANT TO REPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
…it’s a little much, guys. That said, I would like to respectfully resubmit my request that y’all cut it out with all this NAZI ****.
All I want to know about this supermassive black hole is, is it a place where no one is around to shriek about toy potato gender, or the sacred right to chug livestock dewormer, and if so, how the **** do I get there?
So, if you’ll excuse me, I need a sandpaper-and-bleach bath now. ****. I’ll see you next week; try not to hate any babies while I’m out.
27 May 2022 2:00 am
Another Week at the Mercy of the Murderously Mediocre - Shower Cap Blog
Excerpts from last Friday's SHOWER CAP BLOG:
The power-mad, illegitimate SCOTUS majority decided it was simply too goshdarn difficult to bribe elected officials under current law, AND in Ted Cruz’s name, just to be extra **** about it. Dunno what to tell you, the voodoo dolls I ordered off Etsy didn’t work.
Big win for the American Right in Buffalo this week, as the stochastic terror tree they tend with such care once again bore fruit, in the form of the latest subpar white boy mass murderer. Just in time for the midterms.
Now, you might expect a pundit or a politician to respond to news that their own rhetoric is indistinguishable from that of a white nationalist terrorist with something resembling contrition, or shame, but you have to understand, from where they sit, these **** are so achingly close to a world where they can openly applaud this violence, LIKE THEY WANT TO, that it’s pretty irritating, being forced to go through the motions, say, “oh, shooting people is wrong”…since it’s not something they actually believe.
Oh, you’re exaggerating, Cap, that’s not fair, I bet Kyle Rittenhouse gets invited to hang out with the undisputed leader of the Republican Party for lots of reasons that have nothing to do with the two human beings he shot to death. I’m sure he’s insightful and amusing on a wide variety of non-murder topics.
The yapping heads of the wingnut media bubble predictably provided the sweet, soothing balm of fresh victimhood to their audience of disinformation junkies, madly blaming the tragedy not on the unapologetic racism of a manifesto-confirmed white nationalist, but abortion, or “wokeness,” or the unfinished Minesweeper game on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Nope, no one will be apologizing for this system functioning exactly as designed. Tucker Carlson’s work is measured in corpses, folks.
****, Laura Ingraham would sue the manifesto for plagiarism if there was money in it. Meanwhile, Matt Schlapp’s over in Hungary, explicitly pitching abortion bans as offense against the “great replacement.”
Excerpts from last Friday's SHOWER CAP BLOG:
The power-mad, illegitimate SCOTUS majority decided it was simply too goshdarn difficult to bribe elected officials under current law, AND in Ted Cruz’s name, just to be extra **** about it. Dunno what to tell you, the voodoo dolls I ordered off Etsy didn’t work.
Big win for the American Right in Buffalo this week, as the stochastic terror tree they tend with such care once again bore fruit, in the form of the latest subpar white boy mass murderer. Just in time for the midterms.
Now, you might expect a pundit or a politician to respond to news that their own rhetoric is indistinguishable from that of a white nationalist terrorist with something resembling contrition, or shame, but you have to understand, from where they sit, these **** are so achingly close to a world where they can openly applaud this violence, LIKE THEY WANT TO, that it’s pretty irritating, being forced to go through the motions, say, “oh, shooting people is wrong”…since it’s not something they actually believe.
Oh, you’re exaggerating, Cap, that’s not fair, I bet Kyle Rittenhouse gets invited to hang out with the undisputed leader of the Republican Party for lots of reasons that have nothing to do with the two human beings he shot to death. I’m sure he’s insightful and amusing on a wide variety of non-murder topics.
The yapping heads of the wingnut media bubble predictably provided the sweet, soothing balm of fresh victimhood to their audience of disinformation junkies, madly blaming the tragedy not on the unapologetic racism of a manifesto-confirmed white nationalist, but abortion, or “wokeness,” or the unfinished Minesweeper game on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Nope, no one will be apologizing for this system functioning exactly as designed. Tucker Carlson’s work is measured in corpses, folks.
****, Laura Ingraham would sue the manifesto for plagiarism if there was money in it. Meanwhile, Matt Schlapp’s over in Hungary, explicitly pitching abortion bans as offense against the “great replacement.”
27 May 2022 3:34 am
Well...B.See » 08 May 2022, 4:53 am » wrote: ↑ You aren't (ain't?) shouting LOUD enough, soothed Cyndi.
AAAAAAANYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS??????????
In memory of Pumpkins
27 May 2022 4:25 am
B.See » 05 Jan 2022, 8:34 am » wrote: ↑ 2021: A Year That Can Eat My Whole *** - Shower Cap Blog
excerpts:
"I’ve never seen a group of people so libidinous for intubation and an early grave. And this persistent undercurrent of suicidal petulance in right-wing culture doesn’t even feel newsworthy anymore; that dull, wet thudding of ten million morons rhythmically striking their own foreheads with hammers has long since faded into the background, but it’s still pretty **** up, y’know?
It’s almost impressive, how thoroughly these little jerks have broken their own brains. Like, there was this conference, for the kookiest kult kids; Flynn, Lindell, Eric Trump…a veritable carnival for the cray-cray. And a bunch of the attendees caught Covid, because OF COURSE THEY DID, **** mid-Omicron anti-vax clambake? That’s basically the free square in the middle of the bingo card, right?
But no, these braying **** actually had the gall to claim somebody released **** anthrax into their little loser treehouse, because the forces of liberalism would only naturally deem it necessary to deploy biological weaponry against a handful of dumbasses who were already inviting Covid over to play street hockey in their **** lungs."
...now that's some funny s----.
Tell you what else is funny....midterm election triggering....I hope you plan to hang around for it
28 May 2022 1:22 am
Well, If Your Kink Is Getting Lectured By Malevolent Cowards, This Week Was Great - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
So, Republicans’ meticulously maintained system of intentionally insane gun laws once again extracted its toll. And since they remain ideologically opposed to (checks notes) protecting children from gun violence, we may as well start the countdown to the next one. I understand folks come to this page for jokes, and I’ll do my best, but no **** promises tonight.
As you are no doubt aware, an unthinkable tragedy occurred in Texas this week, when Beto O’Rourke disrupted a sacred Republican gaslighting ritual, the traditional post-mass-shooting Wingnut Victimhood Pageant, and just when they were getting to the thoughts n’ prayers, too.
Yeah, that’s really how these slugs’re playing it this time ‘round. Because shame is for cucks.
Truly, nothing reveals the pus-encrusted heart of modern conservatism more than a classroom full of butchered children. And they know this.
Used to be, when a **** with an assault rifle slaughtered enough grade school kids, the bloodbath’s legislative enablers would at least slink into the shadows for a few days, to allow the sane, decent folk of the nation to howl in grief and rage over this price they force us to pay and pay and pay.
Even that small grace is too much to ask of these rat bastards nowadays, and yes, we’ve long understood that the cruelty is the point with these people, but their defiant, profane insistence that it is their position, atop a mass child grave, that constitutes the moral high ground…I know I say “**** these evil scumbags” a lot, but **** these evil scumbags.
They fully understand their position is indefensible, of course. Look at Ted Cruz, who, for all his cowardice, trained in argumentation at the finest schools in the country; he can neither navigate nor endure a simple, reasonable, entirely foreseeable discussion of current events with a journalist. He can do nothing but scamper away, whinging about how unfairly he’s been treated.
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
So, Republicans’ meticulously maintained system of intentionally insane gun laws once again extracted its toll. And since they remain ideologically opposed to (checks notes) protecting children from gun violence, we may as well start the countdown to the next one. I understand folks come to this page for jokes, and I’ll do my best, but no **** promises tonight.
As you are no doubt aware, an unthinkable tragedy occurred in Texas this week, when Beto O’Rourke disrupted a sacred Republican gaslighting ritual, the traditional post-mass-shooting Wingnut Victimhood Pageant, and just when they were getting to the thoughts n’ prayers, too.
Yeah, that’s really how these slugs’re playing it this time ‘round. Because shame is for cucks.
Truly, nothing reveals the pus-encrusted heart of modern conservatism more than a classroom full of butchered children. And they know this.
Used to be, when a **** with an assault rifle slaughtered enough grade school kids, the bloodbath’s legislative enablers would at least slink into the shadows for a few days, to allow the sane, decent folk of the nation to howl in grief and rage over this price they force us to pay and pay and pay.
Even that small grace is too much to ask of these rat bastards nowadays, and yes, we’ve long understood that the cruelty is the point with these people, but their defiant, profane insistence that it is their position, atop a mass child grave, that constitutes the moral high ground…I know I say “**** these evil scumbags” a lot, but **** these evil scumbags.
They fully understand their position is indefensible, of course. Look at Ted Cruz, who, for all his cowardice, trained in argumentation at the finest schools in the country; he can neither navigate nor endure a simple, reasonable, entirely foreseeable discussion of current events with a journalist. He can do nothing but scamper away, whinging about how unfairly he’s been treated.
28 May 2022 1:31 am
Well, If Your Kink Is Getting Lectured By Malevolent Cowards, This Week Was Great - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART TWO:
Listening to the howling rageweasels of the right wing media bubble, you could be forgiven for assuming the Uvalde massacre was something that happened to them; all roads lead back to the persecution of the poor, trod upon Real Murican, you see. To lift a finger to halt this senseless, preventable carnage would be an intolerable assault on their way of life.
****, they might just have to start a whole dang civil war over it. Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
But y’know what, creeps? Your way of life is trash.
Outside of the immeasurable suffering you inflict on the world with your firearm fetish, y’all just responded to a global pandemic by throwing suicidal tantrums on a culture-wide scale.
You’re not being oppressed, you losers, you’re just idiots who make terrible decisions.
The “good guys with guns” could not possibly have **** things up any more, which is pretty impressive when you remember the last GGwG from a major school shooting. The district did all the things Republicans have haughtily insisted would keep kids safe. They did not keep kids safe.
And to suggest, as Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton did while the bodies were still warm, that somehow the answer here is even more deadly weapons in our schools, is not just madness, but politically incorrect, 60’s-exploitation-film-set-in-an-asylum-level madness.
EXCERPTS PART TWO:
Listening to the howling rageweasels of the right wing media bubble, you could be forgiven for assuming the Uvalde massacre was something that happened to them; all roads lead back to the persecution of the poor, trod upon Real Murican, you see. To lift a finger to halt this senseless, preventable carnage would be an intolerable assault on their way of life.
****, they might just have to start a whole dang civil war over it. Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
But y’know what, creeps? Your way of life is trash.
Outside of the immeasurable suffering you inflict on the world with your firearm fetish, y’all just responded to a global pandemic by throwing suicidal tantrums on a culture-wide scale.
You’re not being oppressed, you losers, you’re just idiots who make terrible decisions.
The “good guys with guns” could not possibly have **** things up any more, which is pretty impressive when you remember the last GGwG from a major school shooting. The district did all the things Republicans have haughtily insisted would keep kids safe. They did not keep kids safe.
And to suggest, as Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton did while the bodies were still warm, that somehow the answer here is even more deadly weapons in our schools, is not just madness, but politically incorrect, 60’s-exploitation-film-set-in-an-asylum-level madness.
28 May 2022 1:33 am
Well, If Your Kink Is Getting Lectured By Malevolent Cowards, This Week Was Great - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART THREE:
What sane person would invent an imaginary epidemic of feral pig attacks to justify inaction in the face of the mass murder of children? Who **** behaves that way? What, at long last, Senator Cassidy, is **** wrong with you?
My own take on the divisive feral pigs issue, incidentally, is that we should stop electing them to the **** Senate.
Oh, by the way, Senate Republicans blocked Democrats’ domestic terrorism prevention bill, to get the crowd warmed up for the main event, when they’ll block any meaningful gun control legislation, because these kids’ graves aren’t gonna piss on themselves.
Of course, no mass shooting is complete without the ceremonial Furious Republican Blaming of Random ****. An extremely incomplete list:
Doors. “Wokeness.” The 1994 Los Angeles Dodgers’ bullpen. Critical race theory. The homeless. Bob. Carol. Ted. Alice. I guess none of it needs to make sense anymore, if it ever did; Cult45 is only too happy to blindly regurgitate whatever the yapping heads happen to screech.
US Congressman/open white nationalist Paul Gosar leaped aboard a disinformation campaign designed to pin the shooting on a transgender woman, because that’s just the sort of thing you do when your first impulse in any given situation is “spread more hate.”
I’m starting to doubt there’s any bottom to this depravity, but if there is, Paul’s my pick to get there first.
EXCERPTS PART THREE:
What sane person would invent an imaginary epidemic of feral pig attacks to justify inaction in the face of the mass murder of children? Who **** behaves that way? What, at long last, Senator Cassidy, is **** wrong with you?
My own take on the divisive feral pigs issue, incidentally, is that we should stop electing them to the **** Senate.
Oh, by the way, Senate Republicans blocked Democrats’ domestic terrorism prevention bill, to get the crowd warmed up for the main event, when they’ll block any meaningful gun control legislation, because these kids’ graves aren’t gonna piss on themselves.
Of course, no mass shooting is complete without the ceremonial Furious Republican Blaming of Random ****. An extremely incomplete list:
Doors. “Wokeness.” The 1994 Los Angeles Dodgers’ bullpen. Critical race theory. The homeless. Bob. Carol. Ted. Alice. I guess none of it needs to make sense anymore, if it ever did; Cult45 is only too happy to blindly regurgitate whatever the yapping heads happen to screech.
US Congressman/open white nationalist Paul Gosar leaped aboard a disinformation campaign designed to pin the shooting on a transgender woman, because that’s just the sort of thing you do when your first impulse in any given situation is “spread more hate.”
I’m starting to doubt there’s any bottom to this depravity, but if there is, Paul’s my pick to get there first.
28 May 2022 4:41 am
In memory of Pumpkins
6 Jun 2022 1:02 am
The Peach Tree Dish of Liberty Must Be Refreshed From Time to Time With the Ravings of Idiots - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
:... you could hardly sleep for the howling lamentations of Cult45, when their sad, cut-rate, diet, caffeine-free-with-extra-carcinogens Bob Mueller turned out to be exactly as incompetent as every other subpar creep they worship, having faceplanted so pathetically in his frivolous prosecution of Some Guy Nobody’s Heard Of....
And the Michael Flynn unmasking kerfuffle fizzled out, too, so there’s definitely no joy in Wingnut Mudville tonight. I almost feel bad, but when your dominant personality trait is “easily deceived,” you have to expect this sort of thing.
Meanwhile, legal difficulties keep mounting for Turd Reich figures like Jared Kushner and Peter Navarro, further evidence of the American justice system’s unfair bias against prosecuting imaginary crimes in favor of real ones.
In defiance of all odds, I have somehow not yet lost my life in one of the 230-and-counting mass shootings that have taken place in the United States in 2022, but the day is young, I suppose.
In addition, by the time any survivors arrive at this sentence, police officials in Uvalde, TX, will have changed their self-exonerating **** story no fewer than nineteen additional times.
Of course, no amount of senseless suffering will force those responsible for the nation’s surge in child funerals to abandon their fanaticism.
In fact, considering the predilection for insider trading in Yertle’s caucus of sociopaths, I’d hardly be surprised to learn that, say, Richard Burr held a substantial stake in some kiddie coffin manufacturer.
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
:... you could hardly sleep for the howling lamentations of Cult45, when their sad, cut-rate, diet, caffeine-free-with-extra-carcinogens Bob Mueller turned out to be exactly as incompetent as every other subpar creep they worship, having faceplanted so pathetically in his frivolous prosecution of Some Guy Nobody’s Heard Of....
And the Michael Flynn unmasking kerfuffle fizzled out, too, so there’s definitely no joy in Wingnut Mudville tonight. I almost feel bad, but when your dominant personality trait is “easily deceived,” you have to expect this sort of thing.
Meanwhile, legal difficulties keep mounting for Turd Reich figures like Jared Kushner and Peter Navarro, further evidence of the American justice system’s unfair bias against prosecuting imaginary crimes in favor of real ones.
In defiance of all odds, I have somehow not yet lost my life in one of the 230-and-counting mass shootings that have taken place in the United States in 2022, but the day is young, I suppose.
In addition, by the time any survivors arrive at this sentence, police officials in Uvalde, TX, will have changed their self-exonerating **** story no fewer than nineteen additional times.
Of course, no amount of senseless suffering will force those responsible for the nation’s surge in child funerals to abandon their fanaticism.
In fact, considering the predilection for insider trading in Yertle’s caucus of sociopaths, I’d hardly be surprised to learn that, say, Richard Burr held a substantial stake in some kiddie coffin manufacturer.
6 Jun 2022 1:06 am
The Peach Tree Dish of Liberty Must Be Refreshed From Time to Time With the Ravings of Idiots - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART TWO:
Given their commitment to doing absolutely **** nothing to stop these preventable tragedies, you’d think Republicans would be swimming in free time, (in addition to blood, of course) but the pious, theatrical gaslighting required to keep a white resentment cult in a state of perpetual sputtering rage is surprisingly labor-intensive.
It’s not that any of the indignant gibberish needs to make sense; quite the contrary, logic is filthy elitism you cuck; it’s just that fresh nonsense must constantly be generated, as each new atrocity further exposes the bloody, lunatic sham of right wing gun policy.
There’s no cover left, just a pack of hyperventilating nutjobs who would happily send ten million children to early graves rather than surrender a single bullet.
So they pile their indecency onto shoulders already burdened with grief; their predictably foul shrieking about false flags, the demented decrepitude of their attempts to blame abortion or weed or oh let’s say Moe, and above all else, their unshakable resolve to guarantee this **** happens again and again and again.
Ignored, in all their wild-eyed plans to force children to crawl into classrooms via pet doors, each guarded by an entire platoon, is the helpful example set by the non-****, civilized world, where GUN CONTROL **** WORKS.
Ah well, you can lead a Republican to reality, but you can’t make him…waitasec, what am I saying? You categorically cannot lead a Republican to reality/ He’ll die with ivermectin dribbling down his chin first.
EXCERPTS PART TWO:
Given their commitment to doing absolutely **** nothing to stop these preventable tragedies, you’d think Republicans would be swimming in free time, (in addition to blood, of course) but the pious, theatrical gaslighting required to keep a white resentment cult in a state of perpetual sputtering rage is surprisingly labor-intensive.
It’s not that any of the indignant gibberish needs to make sense; quite the contrary, logic is filthy elitism you cuck; it’s just that fresh nonsense must constantly be generated, as each new atrocity further exposes the bloody, lunatic sham of right wing gun policy.
There’s no cover left, just a pack of hyperventilating nutjobs who would happily send ten million children to early graves rather than surrender a single bullet.
So they pile their indecency onto shoulders already burdened with grief; their predictably foul shrieking about false flags, the demented decrepitude of their attempts to blame abortion or weed or oh let’s say Moe, and above all else, their unshakable resolve to guarantee this **** happens again and again and again.
Ignored, in all their wild-eyed plans to force children to crawl into classrooms via pet doors, each guarded by an entire platoon, is the helpful example set by the non-****, civilized world, where GUN CONTROL **** WORKS.
Ah well, you can lead a Republican to reality, but you can’t make him…waitasec, what am I saying? You categorically cannot lead a Republican to reality/ He’ll die with ivermectin dribbling down his chin first.
6 Jun 2022 2:21 am
What happened to part three?
Maybe you didn't bother because you thought nobody gives a **** so people wouldn't notice...
In memory of Pumpkins
6 Jun 2022 3:40 am
If YOU"D bothered to actually read the thread instead of your usual drive by **** postings, you'd not have made yourself look like a complete MORON. You see, CHUMP, I may have posted a part three only once or twice at the most, in this entire thread. It's USUALLY ONLY TWO PARTS... JACKASS.Jantje_Smit » 06 Jun 2022, 2:21 am » wrote: ↑ What happened to part three?
Maybe you didn't bother because you thought nobody gives a **** so people wouldn't notice...
6 Jun 2022 4:03 am
You're the one that keeps spamming the forum with excerpts of the "thoughts" of this nut... how do you think that makes you look?B.See » 06 Jun 2022, 3:40 am » wrote: ↑ If YOU"D bothered to actually read the thread instead of your usual drive by **** postings, you'd not have made yourself look like a complete MORON. You see, CHUMP, I may have posted a part three only once or twice at the most, in this entire thread. It's USUALLY ONLY TWO PARTS... JACKASS.
In memory of Pumpkins
11 Jun 2022 4:47 am
erm... like a guy who couldn't give a flying **** about YOUR worthless drive bys??Jantje_Smit » 06 Jun 2022, 4:03 am » wrote: ↑ You're the one that keeps spamming the forum with excerpts of the "thoughts" of this nut... how do you think that makes you look?
11 Jun 2022 4:53 am
Maybe The Real Capitol Riot Is The Friends We Made Along The Way - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
There must be some kind of unofficial competition between Republican officeholders, to see who can indignantly shriek the nuttiest gobbledygook in the wake of a school shooting. And like, I grok that Republicans instinctually, unquestioningly circle the wagons around any proffered talking point, however ridiculous, (the Kochs trained‘em well)
but all this sputtering, fake outrage about the unforgivably bounteous number of doors threatening our children’s safety…how do you get through that **** without giggling, or, y’know, melting into a puddle of shame? For that matter, how many pens do you have shove up your **** nose before suggesting the problem isn’t guns, but smartphones? Do they not have smartphones in Europe, Congressman?
But the trophy (a bronzed urinal, surely, overflowing with ivermectin and hooker piss) goes to Wisconsin’s official State Idiot: Ron Johnson, who I’m certain would lose a spelling bee to a yak. “Why are we even talking about gun control when the true mass-murderer of innocent children is HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP DERP DERPY DERP”
To even allow such a preposterous thought to congeal, let alone to express it, in front of recording devices…well, if **** is an art form, RoJo is its Picasso.
Another giant in that field would be Louie Gohmert, who actually went on television to lament, “If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you,” in the latest of ten thousand headlines I initially dismissed as satire.
Sure, there’s a certain schadenfreude to the spectacle of treacherous crotchfungus Mo Brooks’ feverish groveling to procure an un-un-endorsement from his moth-chewed loser god, but it kinda gives me the embarrassment shivers, and anyway, boot-licking isn’t what I’d call an admirable leadership trait in the best of times, but in this era of ascendant fascism, well…
Have you seen the skeevy little freak Wee Donnie One-Term hitched his wagon to in the Arizona Senate race? Blake Masters burst onto the national scene this week with a barrage of **** conspiracy theories and unapologetic bigotry, so you know Cult45’s gonna love him...
By the way, a new poll shows nearly 7 in 10 members of the Party o’ Personal Responsibility
have found solace from their shortcomings in the pathetic, racist lie known as “great replacement theory,” quite possibly because of the politicians and pundits who pour it down their willing throats 24/7.
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
There must be some kind of unofficial competition between Republican officeholders, to see who can indignantly shriek the nuttiest gobbledygook in the wake of a school shooting. And like, I grok that Republicans instinctually, unquestioningly circle the wagons around any proffered talking point, however ridiculous, (the Kochs trained‘em well)
but all this sputtering, fake outrage about the unforgivably bounteous number of doors threatening our children’s safety…how do you get through that **** without giggling, or, y’know, melting into a puddle of shame? For that matter, how many pens do you have shove up your **** nose before suggesting the problem isn’t guns, but smartphones? Do they not have smartphones in Europe, Congressman?
But the trophy (a bronzed urinal, surely, overflowing with ivermectin and hooker piss) goes to Wisconsin’s official State Idiot: Ron Johnson, who I’m certain would lose a spelling bee to a yak. “Why are we even talking about gun control when the true mass-murderer of innocent children is HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP DERP DERPY DERP”
To even allow such a preposterous thought to congeal, let alone to express it, in front of recording devices…well, if **** is an art form, RoJo is its Picasso.
Another giant in that field would be Louie Gohmert, who actually went on television to lament, “If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you,” in the latest of ten thousand headlines I initially dismissed as satire.
Sure, there’s a certain schadenfreude to the spectacle of treacherous crotchfungus Mo Brooks’ feverish groveling to procure an un-un-endorsement from his moth-chewed loser god, but it kinda gives me the embarrassment shivers, and anyway, boot-licking isn’t what I’d call an admirable leadership trait in the best of times, but in this era of ascendant fascism, well…
Have you seen the skeevy little freak Wee Donnie One-Term hitched his wagon to in the Arizona Senate race? Blake Masters burst onto the national scene this week with a barrage of **** conspiracy theories and unapologetic bigotry, so you know Cult45’s gonna love him...
By the way, a new poll shows nearly 7 in 10 members of the Party o’ Personal Responsibility
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