A Thread Celebrating, Acknowledging and Thanking LF's largest Donor

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Jinn Martini
19 May 2022 11:22 am
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I suggest you sell your ***  . . .  
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JinnMartini » 19 May 2022, 11:22 am » wrote: I suggest you sell your ***  . . .
When you get back from Japan, bring me a Geisha Girl! :lol:  
 
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nuckinfutz » 19 May 2022, 11:27 am » wrote: When you get back from Japan, bring me a Geisha Girl! Image
Unlike American whores  . . .  Geishas are pretty pricey whores  . . .  and you're broke, remember ?

Who's gonna pay her for her services ?

Don't count on me !
 
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19 May 2022 11:49 am
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nuckinfutz » 19 May 2022, 11:27 am » wrote: When you get back from Japan, bring me a Geisha Girl! Image
Plus you'll have to bring her out for dinner  . . .  and a hamburger just won't do.
5 star restaurant is what she requires  . . .  and you can't bring her there with your jalopy !

A shining limo is a must !

All the above paid for by you, of course !
 
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JinnMartini » 19 May 2022, 11:49 am » wrote: Plus you'll have to bring her out for dinner  . . .  and a hamburger just won't do.
5 star restaurant is what she requires  . . .  and you can't bring her there with your jalopy !

A shining limo is a must !

All the above paid for by you, of course !
No, you will! You are the BIG DONATOR!
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19 May 2022 3:28 pm
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JinnMartini » 18 May 2022, 9:20 pm » wrote: Sad to hear that  . . .  

But I'm not anywhere near the bottom yet !

Am now going to Japan  . . .  got many things that require my attention  . . .  
Got some huge properties on the outskirts of Osaka that I need to sell.
And In Hyogo and the Hiroshima area .
In Hiroshima countryside we own a whole wood with a hill that earns us    --among other things--   a lot of money by selling Matzutake mushrooms  . . .  of the best quality.
Takashimaya and Hankyu buy them from us.
And THAT means something !
But we're old and can't keep track of things anymore.

We'll just only keep our mansion in  Ichinotori  . . .  far from the hassle of Osaka city . . . for in case we live long enough to go back once again, inshallah !

Maybe from Japan  . . .  or when I come back  . . .  in 3 months or something  . . .  I'll contribute some more to the site .
Hey, bring back a kick-*** samurai sword, Jinn!
 
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Skans » 19 May 2022, 3:28 pm » wrote: Hey, bring back a kick-*** samurai sword, Jinn!
Just watch this  . . .  modern-day samurai slices a baseball in half, that is traveling at over 100mph  . . .  from 10 yards away :

https://youtu.be/XSvrIZKI8mk

 
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Jinn Martini » 19 May 2022, 4:29 pm » wrote: Just watch this  . . .  modern-day samurai slices a baseball in half, that is traveling at over 100mph  . . .  from 10 yards away :

https://youtu.be/XSvrIZKI8mk

 
wow physics and natural balancing are so amazing and simple compounding combination of events timed apart now.
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JinnMartini » 19 May 2022, 4:29 pm » wrote: Just watch this  . . .  modern-day samurai slices a baseball in half, that is traveling at over 100mph  . . .  from 10 yards away :

https://youtu.be/XSvrIZKI8mk
Not bad!
 
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20 May 2022 12:00 pm
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Not bad ?

I guess you imply you could do better ?
 
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When I was young I used to throw a rock in the air from a cliff  . . .  and try to hit it with a second rock !

It's now so far in the past  . . .  but If I remember correctly  . . . I'd hit like 60 / 65 % of the times !

I was always good at aiming !
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20 May 2022 12:11 pm
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Jinn Martini » 20 May 2022, 12:05 pm » wrote: When I was young I used to throw a rock in the air from a cliff  . . .  and try to hit it with a second rock !

It's now so far in the past  . . .  but If I remember correctly  . . . I'd hit like 60 / 65 % of the times !

I was always good at aiming !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. the second rock was stationary, correct? Bolder on the ground pebbles tossed over like horseshoes.
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20 May 2022 12:23 pm
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JinnMartini » 20 May 2022, 12:00 pm » wrote: Not bad ?

I guess you imply you could do better ?
Heck no!  But, he did let a few balls go buy first. I wonder how a pro baseball player would do with that sword instead of a bat.
 
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Skans » 20 May 2022, 12:23 pm » wrote: Heck no!  But, he did let a few balls go buy first. I wonder how a pro baseball player would do with that sword instead of a bat.
Just to set things straight  . . .  

A pro baseball player throws the ball at a maximum speed of  60mph  . . .  and from 30 yards away.
When the ball arrives at its destination it's a lot slower.

This samurai sliced it  (slices them  . . .  not the first time)   10 yards away with a measured speed of over 100 mph.

And the first TWO  . . .  he did not  "let them go by"  . . .  he needed them to assess the proper positioning.
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He calls the shots !

On another clip he said he would not slice the ball in half  . . .  he would shave the top off it, instead  . . .  and he did just that !
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Jinn Martini » 20 May 2022, 3:56 pm » wrote: Just to set things straight  . . .  

A pro baseball player throws the ball at a maximum speed of  60mph  . . .  and from 30 yards away.
When the ball arrives at its destination it's a lot slower.

This samurai sliced it  (slices them  . . .  not the first time)   10 yards away with a measured speed of over 100 mph.

And the first TWO  . . .  he did not  "let them go by"  . . .  he needed them to assess the proper positioning.
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He calls the shots !

On another clip he said he would not slice the ball in half  . . .  he would shave the top off it, instead  . . .  and he did just that !
Your narrow point of view is that of a horizontal circle jerk while existing as a sole displacement in one atmosphere home of over 7.5 billion other sole displacements mutually evolving now.
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23 May 2022 11:35 am
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omh » 23 May 2022, 6:41 am » wrote: Your narrow point of view is that of a horizontal circle jerk while existing as a sole displacement in one atmosphere home of over 7.5 billion other sole displacements mutually evolving now.

Like I always say in response to your posts  . . .  yeah, that too  . . .  I guess !
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Jinn Martini » 23 May 2022, 11:35 am » wrote: Like I always say in response to your posts  . . .  yeah, that too  . . .  I guess !
All you do is guess, then demand guessing is as much truth as possible.
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JinnMartini » 19 May 2022, 11:22 am » wrote: I suggest you sell your ***  . . .
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JinnMartini » 18 May 2022, 9:20 pm » wrote: Sad to hear that  . . .  

But I'm not anywhere near the bottom yet !

Am now going to Japan  . . .  got many things that require my attention  . . .  
Got some huge properties on the outskirts of Osaka that I need to sell.
And In Hyogo and the Hiroshima area .
In Hiroshima countryside we own a whole wood with a hill that earns us    --among other things--   a lot of money by selling Matzutake mushrooms  . . .  of the best quality.
Takashimaya and Hankyu buy them from us.
And THAT means something !
But we're old and can't keep track of things anymore.

We'll just only keep our mansion in  Ichinotori  . . .  far from the hassle of Osaka city . . . for in case we live long enough to go back once again, inshallah !

Maybe from Japan  . . .  or when I come back  . . .  in 3 months or something  . . .  I'll contribute some more to the site .
 
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Why are you obsessed with disfigured creatures ?
But he's still got all his teeth  . . .  and that's more than I can say about me !

But I still have my lips  . . .  which someone obviously cut off his face !
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