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Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

https://phys.org/news/2006-08-devil-pri ... giIQ5TZ9wk

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am

Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

https://phys.org/news/2006-08-devil-pri ... giIQ5TZ9wk

I agree. Satan is God's bitch, not his equal.  Although, Satan did think he was God's equal at one time and God is still straightening out that misconception. But, that is between God and Satan.  I think God knows what he is doing.

As for Satan not being "evil", that is not correct.  Satan chose to embody and embrace evil.  God did not force him to do this, it is simply Satan's nature, a nature which God often uses to separate out the good souls from the wretched ones.

But, God isn't fair either.  He had a trump card, Jesus.  Satan hates Jesus, because even a wicked man can find his way to God through Jesus. 
 
 

Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 6:00 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:00 am

I agree. Satan is God's bitch, not his equal.  Although, Satan did think he was God's equal at one time and God is still straightening out that misconception. But, that is between God and Satan.  I think God knows what he is doing.

As for Satan not being "evil", that is not correct.  Satan chose to embody and embrace evil.  God did not force him to do this, it is simply Satan's nature, a nature which God often uses to separate out the good souls from the wretched ones.

But, God isn't fair either.  He had a trump card, Jesus.  Satan hates Jesus, because even a wicked man can find his way to God through Jesus.

no, God allows Satan to be evil so people can feed his ego. 

A megalomaniac of epic proportions. 

 

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am

Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

https://phys.org/news/2006-08-devil-pri ... giIQ5TZ9wk

 
 

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am

no, God allows Satan to be evil so people can feed his ego. 

A megalomaniac of epic proportions.

Now, you're just making **** up.  You do not understand the nature of man and his relation to God. You are forever destined to a purgatory outside the realm of the Divine.  Always peering in, wondering how so many souls could be so happy while yours festers in despair.
 

Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am

Now, you're just making **** up.  You do not understand the nature of man and his relation to God. You are forever destined to a purgatory outside the realm of the Divine.  Always peering in, wondering how so many souls could be so happy while yours festers in despair.

no.

God supposedly makes two people, Adam and Eve. He makes them naive and ignorant then he tells them not to eat from the tree of knowledge, even though they don’t know what that even means. Then the **** sends on a talking snake to fool the two newborns. Then he kicks them out of paradise for being stupid. 

God is that manipulative parent that lets the other parent scare the **** out of them so they can get all their love and attention. 

God is an immoral ****. 

Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am

Now, you're just making **** up.  You do not understand the nature of man and his relation to God. You are forever destined to a purgatory outside the realm of the Divine.  Always peering in, wondering how so many souls could be so happy while yours festers in despair.

I’m not destined for your **** purgatory or Heaney or hell. Neither are you. 

We are destined to become fodder for this world. 

The sooner you realize this the better you will feel. 

Got a silly song. I think he's a gay satan too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BeYXjBfrdg
 

Satan has been the ruler of the kingdoms of the world ever since Adam's fall.
Satan is also "the prince of the power of the air", which would seem to cover everything from hurricanes and tornadoes to satellite broadcast TV and internet porn.

Satan is also the ruler over blasphemous reprobates like Pasta that are absent even the capacity to understand.
1Co 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
 
 
 

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am

Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

https://phys.org/news/2006-08-devil-pri ... giIQ5TZ9wk

 Satan tends to lead to your destruction while you believe that he is really quite harmless and is doing you a big favor.
https://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads ... 00x162.jpg

Bob » 11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am

 Satan tends to lead to your destruction while you believe that he is really quite harmless and is doing you a big favor.
https://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads ... 00x162.jpg

Actually, I believe Satan and God do not exist. 

freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 7:08 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:08 am

Satan has been the ruler of the kingdoms of the earth ever since Adam's fall.
Satan is also "the prince of the power of the air", which would seem to cover everything from hurricanes and tornadoes to satellite broadcast TV and internet porn.

Satan is also the ruler over blasphemous reprobates like Pasta that are absent even the capacity to understand.
1Co 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Bcuz God is such an impotent loser. 

I am Satan. It’s my middle name. 
 

Jantje_Smit » 11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am

 

 

Bob » 11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am

 Satan tends to lead to your destruction while you believe that he is really quite harmless and is doing you a big favor.
https://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads ... 00x162.jpg

Evil can't see evil. For many that capacity has been removed and exchanged for a reprobate mind. Like those that encourage others to engage in unhappy, self-destructive, disease ridden, lifestyles of perversion.

Rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
 

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 6:50 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:50 am

no.

God supposedly makes two people, Adam and Eve. He makes them naive and ignorant then he tells them not to eat from the tree of knowledge, even though they don’t know what that even means. Then the **** sends on a talking snake to fool the two newborns. Then he kicks them out of paradise for being stupid. 

God is that manipulative parent that lets the other parent scare the **** out of them so they can get all their love and attention. 

God is an immoral ****.

^^^ noodlewing's mother called yesterday asking if he'd attend Easter sunrise service with her next week...after agreeing, he's realizing how pissed he is and decided to take it out on GOD and forum members....
 

Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am

Now, you're just making **** up.  You do not understand the nature of man and his relation to God. You are forever destined to a purgatory outside the realm of the Divine.  Always peering in, wondering how so many souls could be so happy while yours festers in despair.

https://youtu.be/DniP1veK_Qw

ROG62 » 11 Apr 2022, 7:45 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:45 am

^^^ noodlewing's mother called yesterday asking if he'd attend Easter sunrise service with her next week...after agreeing, he's realizing how pissed he is and decided to take it out on GOD and forum members....

Wonder if his hair will catch on fire?  

https://youtu.be/1RVokmGzNqc
 
I can't stop laughing at the video!

Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:13 am

Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 6:08 am

no, God allows Satan to be evil so people can feed his ego. 

A megalomaniac of epic proportions.

Now, you're just making **** up.  You do not understand the nature of man and his relation to God. You are forever destined to a purgatory outside the realm of the Divine.  Always peering in, wondering how so many souls could be so happy while yours festers in despair.

Are you saying there is somewhere that God isn’t?

freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 7:53 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:53 am

Wonder if his hair will catch on fire?  

https://youtu.be/1RVokmGzNqc
 
I can't stop laughing at the video!

I'm sick too. Made me laugh.     Reminded me of the Michael Jackson one. 

Bob » 11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: ↑

11 Apr 2022, 7:15 am

 Satan tends to lead to your destruction while you believe that he is really quite harmless and is doing you a big favor.
https://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads ... 00x162.jpg

Well, in pasta's case that would indeed be a big favor....for the rest of us anyway...