Satan gets a bad rap

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By Pastafarian
11 Apr 2022 5:57 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Apr 2022, 8:11 am » wrote: I'm sick too. Made me laugh. Image   Image  Reminded me of the Michael Jackson one.
That's not sick. I don't think he missed a note!
 
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freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 8:17 am » wrote: That's not sick. I don't think he missed a note!
He didnt. LOL  That's what made it so funny. :lol:  
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 7:17 am » wrote: Actually, I believe Satan and God do not exist.
Higher education but then an over simplified reduced life (cognitive entrapment).

The atoms that you have been formed out of exist and they are not evolving. The atoms that are in your body are having communication with everything around you and they must retain a memory in order to have communication (21st century science).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjE--progWE
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 7:17 am » wrote: Actually, I believe Satan and God do not exist.
You are joined by a whopping 4% of American adults, that also deem themselves to be so smart, as to not believe in God.
Based on your posting history nobody in this forum should be surprised.
https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2 ... -atheists/
 
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freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 7:43 am » wrote: Evil can't see evil. For many that capacity has been removed and exchanged for a reprobate mind. Like those that encourage others to engage in unhappy, self-destructive, disease ridden, lifestyles of perversion.

Rom 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

 They are probably not going to like that sermon, LOL.
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For those quoting the bible, you are only getting half the story.
there are MANY more books written that were not cannonized into the final product.
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GeorgeWashington » 11 Apr 2022, 7:58 am » wrote: Are you saying there is somewhere that God isn’t?
Yes.  There are realms within which God chooses not to dwell.
 
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Odin for the win!
 
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AnnoyedLiberall » 11 Apr 2022, 8:58 am » wrote: For those quoting the bible, you are only getting half the story.
there are MANY more books written that were not cannonized into the final product.
There is a line in The Bucket List said by the Jack Nicholson character that I found interesting.
The two old guys were comparing the religious vs the atheists.
Not a quote but it's close enough:
"I honestly envy people that believe in God."

There's a truth in that I can relate to...  ;)  
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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AnnoyedLiberall » 11 Apr 2022, 8:58 am » wrote: For those quoting the bible, you are only getting half the story.
there are MANY more books written that were not cannonized into the final product.
Like the Apocrypha and other writings that contained historical and self-contradicting errors that, as a result, were deemed uninspired.
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freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 7:53 am » wrote: Wonder if his hair will catch on fire? Image  

https://youtu.be/1RVokmGzNqc
 
I can't stop laughing at the video!
:lol:  
Image “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl:
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freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 7:53 am » wrote: Wonder if his hair will catch on fire? Image  

https://youtu.be/1RVokmGzNqc
 
I can't stop laughing at the video!
WOW....and he didn't miss a lick...damn...
Image “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl:
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 6:52 am » wrote: I’m not destined for your **** purgatory or Heaney or hell. Neither are you. 

We are destined to become fodder for this world. 

The sooner you realize this the better you will feel.
Even when you (I) agree with a leftist, they still want to argue with you!  It's your premise and all I did was agree with you.  Then, you claim not to believe in anything you stated! 
 
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humanism IS satanism.
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Apr 2022, 8:18 am » wrote: He didnt. LOL  That's what made it so funny. Image
Musta used some pretty flammable hair spray, the way that mop torched up! Didn't even seem to be that close to the flame!
I can't resist returning to it! Image  

And I like the way his fellow band member takes a swipe at it - and then lets it burn - while thumbing back to stagehands to take over! Image   Image   Image  
 
 
 
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am » wrote: Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

Power of suggesting intellect is larger than instinctive navigating by a brain adapting to space timed apart now because intellect is basically static charges from the brain working the body to adapt in space now.

Bet you will never agree a person's original fertilized cell evolved into the brain a body wrapped around by birth to be able to individually survive womb to tomb living here now.

all the over 7.8 billion homo sapiens occupying time inhabiting space geometrically here, geologically present, geographically occupying space in an ever changing form.

You aren't prepared for this next statement which is the core of Intellectual Armageddon. ABsolute zero is Eternity providing eternal separation of details never duplicating results universally positioned here now, naturally.

Simple compounding periodic elements between inorganic and ancestral positions mutually occupying time inhabiting space now as combined ever changing results present.

Specific gravity, perpetual motion, limited at perpetually balancing outcomes arrived so far here.

combined past ends now and future only developing here as all cycles combined. the whole is equal to total sum of all its parts.
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omh » 11 Apr 2022, 10:11 am » wrote: Power of suggesting intellect is larger than ...
 
So freaking busted! You might have some of these folks fooled, Sole, but not me.  I caught you red handed with your fake origami dick flapping in the wind, trying to tuck it back in before anyone noticed.  But, I noticed.  LOL!!!
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Skans » 11 Apr 2022, 11:07 am » wrote: So freaking busted! You might have some of these folks fooled, Sole, but not me.  I caught you red handed with your fake origami dick flapping in the wind, trying to tuck it back in before anyone noticed.  But, I noticed.  LOL!!!
where am I fooling anyone about kinetic genetics, ancestral numbers, lifetimes occupying space as directly alive now? I don't need theories or theologies to describe living as one of a kind because everything ancestrally displaced is one of a kind in series parallel displacement as conceived.

Social order by rule of law is what sustains tyranny within this species regardless the franchise of humanity performed by the numbers of people playing roles life exceeds mutually evolving here now.

Stand your ground reciting anything else is possible comparing sides against the whole. I Defend the whole of why, how, what, where, when, which, who is me not we.

Actual displacement as a replacement of 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents, 16 great great grandparents. See those 30 people are 93.75% my unique DNA. What makes up your 93.75% DNA being 100% you alone?

Context, hope, faith, charity, power, wealth, fame, social consensus frame of mind? I know your 8 corners of thinking outside a box philosophy.
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omh » 11 Apr 2022, 11:13 am » wrote: where am I fooling anyone
 
Well, you aren't fooling me.  But, I just said that.  And, you just read that.  And, you just regurgitated what I said, so I know you understand that.  Hey, have fun with the forum members who think there is something wrong with you, or even better, want to debate your tack-on nonsense.   I looked deep (well, not all that deep at all, I just caught you red handed where you forgot to add the gibberish to one of your posts and then quickly went back and added it) into your Soul saw the real Sole.  :die:  
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freeman » 11 Apr 2022, 9:33 am » wrote: Like the Apocrypha and other writings that contained historical and self-contradicting errors that, as a result, were deemed uninspired.
I hadn't heard of that!
Thank you!
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