Satan gets a bad rap

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By Pastafarian
11 Apr 2022 5:57 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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omh » 11 Apr 2022, 1:42 pm » wrote: always dropping back to imagining life beyond actual biological result.
****, calm the **** down. 
 
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 2:43 pm » wrote: ****, calm the **** down. 
 
serenity is nothing but calmed down. I don't have to intellectually disprove instinctive awareness like every social reality does each generation forward.
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 12:47 pm » wrote: one thing wrong there, only one. 

God does not exist in reality. He only exists in the minds of those who believe in him. 

So I am only taking it out on his believers.
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Image “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl:
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 12:46 pm » wrote: lol. 

You know me like a book. 

Yes, I will be attending Sunday’s Easter service. 

I might be an atheist but deep down I’m a mama’s boy.
Good for you...gotta keep ma happy!  :lol:  
 
Image “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl:
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Once again, for those who don't know.  

Pastafarian is paid to post here.  I am 100% sure.

His black guy, family guy schtick is a persona.  I am 100% sure.

*** is an old man homo.

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LincolnNebraska » 11 Apr 2022, 5:12 pm » wrote: Once again, for those who don't know.  

Pastafarian is paid to post here.  I am 100% sure.

His black guy, family guy schtick is a persona.  I am 100% sure.

*** is an old man homo.
ok? what ever you say... WHY your obsession with him?
looks kinda weird. ;)  
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Apr 2022, 5:18 pm » wrote: ok? what ever you say... WHY your obsession with him?
looks kinda weird. Image
:rolleyes:  
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GeorgeWashington » 11 Apr 2022, 7:58 am » wrote: Are you saying there is somewhere that God isn’t?
I think there is the assumption that God chooses not to be in Hell.
The church fathers say that God CHOOSES not to visit Hell, although, being omnipotent, he chooses not to be in Hell where the wicked are being justly published.'
Of course this means that God is therefore not omnipresent.
This was a question debated frequently.
It was decided that  despite God not choosing to visit Hell, he was still omnipresent.
One more of  what is known as a "Mystery of the Faith".
Seriously!
My Latin prof and thesis advisor was a defrocked Jesuit.
He loved to discuss theological issues.
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Apr 2022, 5:18 pm » wrote: ok? what ever you say... WHY your obsession with him?
looks kinda weird. Image
He’s in love. 
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AnnoyedLiberall » 11 Apr 2022, 11:22 am » wrote: I wouldn't say I am a non believer.
But 'god' and 'satan' specifically are more of an idea to me, than actual beings.
Jesus was a man who did walk the earth.
I have a small problem with the rising from crucifixion, but who knows.
All of religion, for or against, is a belief system.

It can bring great comfort to many. I think that's what the quote was saying sort of...

I don't parse the various aspects of any of it. Don't know or care enough about The Stuff.
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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It's kind of weird... he has an ax to grind with you from org.. i think? lol
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Xavier_Onassis » 11 Apr 2022, 6:13 pm » wrote:
GeorgeWashington » 11 Apr 2022, 7:58 am » wrote: Are you saying there is somewhere that God isn’t?
I think there is the assumption that God chooses not to be in Hell.
The church fathers say that God CHOOSES not to visit Hell, although, being omnipotent, he chooses not to be in Hell where the wicked are being justly published.'
Of course this means that God is therefore not omnipresent.
This was a question debated frequently.
It was decided that  despite God not choosing to visit Hell, he was still omnipresent.
One more of  what is known as a "Mystery of the Faith".
Seriously!
My Latin prof and thesis advisor was a defrocked Jesuit.
He loved to discuss theological issues.
The theme I gleaned from the early church fathers was that heaven and hell are the same - the fire that will burn those without love will cause those with love to shine.  

I was never a fan of the hyper-rationalization of the west.  
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Apr 2022, 6:44 pm » wrote: It's kind of weird... he has an ax to grind with you from org.. i think? lol
I broke his brain. 
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GeorgeWashington » 11 Apr 2022, 7:20 pm » wrote: The theme I gleaned from the early church fathers was that heaven and hell are the same - the fire that will burn those without love will cause those with love to shine.  

I was never a fan of the hyper-rationalization of the west.
I have love. I love my family. I love food. I love life. 

Still not good enough?

And how sick is burning one group of people just to let others shine though they would not need it. 

Sounds immoral as ****, dude. 
 
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 12:51 pm » wrote:

I was a Catholic growing up. 
This explains all your lies and behavior.  You are an old white homo.  You grew up Catholic and a homo.  That explains your deep disdain of religion and hatred of religious people. 
 
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 5:57 am » wrote: Satan is God’s enforcer and does what God tells him to do. 

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Yr a ***. 

*** are Satan. 

Satan gets a bad reputation. 

Sure Boy.
 
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Pastafarian » 11 Apr 2022, 8:21 pm » wrote:  I love my family. I love food. I love life. 


 
More lulz.  You're an old white homo.  I'm guessing your parents are dead.  You've never had sex with a woman, and I doubt if you adopted.  You might have a cat or something, but I doubt if you have family.  At least family you're in touch with.
 
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This **** guy apologizes for Satan sooner than nazis. 

put that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
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LincolnNebraska » 27 Jun 2022, 11:12 pm » wrote: More lulz.  You're an old white homo.  I'm guessing your parents are dead.  You've never had sex with a woman, and I doubt if you adopted.  You might have a cat or something, but I doubt if you have family.  At least family you're in touch with.

no. He is full ***. 
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