A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and must confess. I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when you are not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise t won't happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do...
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn spell check! I meant "wi-fi."