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roadkill » 20 Jun 2023, 6:55 am » wrote: Is it still illegal to bitch slap people?    Image
It's a parody. The gal who owns the channel is very good. 

She was the fourth grade teacher "coming out straight" a few posts ago. 
 
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For your information, losers - you can order that vinyl sheet at Amazon and make your fridge look good like that. You're welcome 
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RealZaro » 20 Jun 2023, 10:13 am » wrote: For your information, losers - you can order that vinyl sheet at Amazon and make your fridge look good like that. You're welcome
That looks like ****!!!
 
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Cannonpointer » 20 Jun 2023, 10:08 am » wrote: It's a parody. The gal who owns the channel is very good. 

She was the fourth grade teacher "coming out straight" a few posts ago.

I had a feeling...it was too pathetic even for the groomer crowd...if that's possible.
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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The 11th and final sign we are doomed excerpt:

11) Humanity's efforts to completely destroy planet Earth -- through terraforming, mass agricultural poisoning, nuclear weapons testing, microplastics pollution and more -- will sooner or later attract the attention of non-Earth civilizations that will decide to eradicate humans from the planet and claim it for themselves."

Doesn't he realize there are "plants" acting as influencers within our population?
Ancient Aliens never left us. We are their descendants. This planet is already claimed!

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You know how ****** are considered "special" and needing a free rein to act out, do nothing, destroy wantonly because "it all gets fixed"? The entire human race is that in the eyes of our alien overlords. So, party hearty, Marty! :rofl:  
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DeezerShoove » 25 Jun 2023, 7:06 am » wrote: The 11th and final sign we are doomed excerpt:

11) Humanity's efforts to completely destroy planet Earth -- through terraforming, mass agricultural poisoning, nuclear weapons testing, microplastics pollution and more -- will sooner or later attract the attention of non-Earth civilizations that will decide to eradicate humans from the planet and claim it for themselves."

Doesn't he realize there are "plants" acting as influencers within our population?
Ancient Aliens never left us. We are their descendants. This planet is already claimed!

btw
You know how ****** are considered "special" and needing a free rein to act out, do nothing, destroy wantonly because "it all gets fixed"? The entire human race is that in the eyes of our alien overlords. So, party hearty, Marty! Image
Yup. There was a belt of water circling this earth, making it a paradise where the People (homonids with opposable thumbs, grey skin, and very large eyes) wandered the dim and cool surface. These homonids lived for many centuries, and they shared the earth with giant spiders and lizards and bears (Oh, my), and they were at a middling position in the food chain - preying upon and subject to predation by giant mammals, giant lizards and giant insects. Into this environment were introduced the gods, who came in on the fleets of space with a rumbling and a thundering. They played with the People, sharing their genetic information, improving their capacities for service. 

And then they warred with one another, and caused a great mishap in the sky. The waters of the heavens burst forth and fell for forty days and forty nights, flooding the world and worse - much worse. There were now a new heavens and a new earth and the first rainbow, and the great, glaring sun was able to send its radiation more easily and more powerfully to the earth's surface, forcing the gods to flee below ground, where they live their centuries. 

The gods left us with the **** real estate, and the lower ranking of their kind were left as hybrids to rule over us. Spiders and lizards and great cats no longer live their centuries, and nor do men. All are being cooked by the sun - radiated, poisoned. Only the creatures of the deep are somewhat immunized and able to live long lives - and even they no longer get as big. 

If a lizard were able to live its centuries, it has the genetic information to accomodate greater bulk. The juveniles - and all, today, are juveniles - do not require fins and wings and such to quickly cool or warm their bodies. They are small enough for a patch of shade or a patch of sun to do the job. But were they to begin to weigh a few hundred pounds, they would surely sprout some after-market parts. Likewise, spiders no longer attain their years and bulk. The dinosaurs never left us. They just don't get that big anymore. And the gods never left us, either. They just went undergound. 

We are cattle in a pasture. All is lost. All was never gained. But I have an ashtray. And that is all I need. And a paddle game, and a remote control, and some matches, and a lamp, and a chair, and a magazine. And that is all I need.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 25 Jun 2023, 10:32 am » wrote: Yup. There was a belt of water circling this earth, making it a paradise where the People (homonids with opposable thumbs, grey skin, and very large eyes) wandered the dim and cool surface. These homonids lived for many centuries, and they shared the earth with giant spiders and lizards and bears (Oh, my), and they were at a middling position in the food chain - preying upon and subject to predation by giant mammals, giant lizards and giant insects. Into this environment were introduced the gods, who came in on the fleets of space with a rumbling and a thundering. They played with the People, sharing their genetic information, improving their capacities for service. 

And then they warred with one another, and caused a great mishap in the sky. The waters of the heavens burst forth and fell for forty days and forty nights, flooding the world and worse - much worse. There were now a new heavens and a new earth and the first rainbow, and the great, glaring sun was able to send its radiation more easily and more powerfully to the earth's surface, forcing the gods to flee below ground, where they live their centuries. 

The gods left us with the **** real estate, and the lower ranking of their kind were left as hybrids to rule over us. Spiders and lizards and great cats no longer live their centuries, and nor do men. All are being cooked by the sun - radiated, poisoned. Only the creatures of the deep are somewhat immunized and able to live long lives - and even they no longer get as big. 

If a lizard were able to live its centuries, it has the genetic information to accomodate greater bulk. The juveniles - and all, today, are juveniles - do not require fins and wings and such to quickly cool or warm their bodies. They are small enough for a patch of shade or a patch of sun to do the job. But were they to begin to weigh a few hundred pounds, they would surely sprout some after-market parts. Likewise, spiders no longer attain their years and bulk. The dinosaurs never left us. They just don't get that big anymore. And the gods never left us, either. They just went undergound. 

We are cattle in a pasture. All is lost. All was never gained. But I have an ashtray. And that is all I need. And a paddle game, and a remote control, and some matches, and a lamp, and a chair, and a magazine. And that is all I need.
Don't forget the THERMOS...

And for chrissakes, zip your fly.


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The "world" was about one Mediterranean big when the entire thing flooded.
The Incas and Mountain Monks never noticed "The End". Maybe the humidity went up a bit.
Please seat yourself.

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DeezerShoove » 25 Jun 2023, 10:42 am » wrote: Don't forget the THERMOS...

And for chrissakes, zip your fly.

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The "world" was about one Mediterranean big when the entire thing flooded.
The Incas and Mountain Monks never noticed "The End". Maybe the humidity went up a bit.
Yeah, that is just not true.  Ill give you the *** in the himalayas. 

Incans: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unu_Pachakuti
Mayans: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huracan
Aztec: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxcox#References
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Even wiki calls it an Incan myth, thir.
And we know how much attention to factual detail wiki rely's on...

I'm always amazed at how much we humans think of histories passed down by word-of-mouth.
My grandad talked about things he and his pals had done years ago. Stuff little kids get impressed by.

Long about those teenage years, one begins to wonder how many lifetimes the old **** had...
Floods, fires, mass slaughters, women crawling all over him, etc. etc.
Shot, broken bones, comas, court cases, careers, jail time, drunks and hangovers, airplanes, bulldozers, etc.

So I killed him...
 
Please seat yourself.

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A comment from that twitter post:

"IMHO, Trump, Putin And, XI are working together to eradicate the deep state. Right now, they're in the exposure/awakening stage. Got to show the ppl. Who the true enemies are."

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DeezerShoove » 25 Jun 2023, 1:49 pm » wrote: Even wiki calls it an Incan myth, thir.
And we know how much attention to factual detail wiki rely's on...
The flood is part of the Christian mythos as well. So what?
DeezerShoove » 25 Jun 2023, 1:49 pm » wrote: I'm always amazed at how much we humans think of histories passed down by word-of-mouth.
My grandad talked about things he and his pals had done years ago. Stuff little kids get impressed by.

Long about those teenage years, one begins to wonder how many lifetimes the old **** had...
Floods, fires, mass slaughters, women crawling all over him, etc. etc.
Shot, broken bones, comas, court cases, careers, jail time, drunks and hangovers, airplanes, bulldozers, etc.

So I killed him...
That's not right. I never once killed my dad, and that **** was a death magnet.

Still is.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 25 Jun 2023, 2:39 pm » wrote: The flood is part of the Christian mythos as well. So what?

That's not right. I never once killed my dad, and that **** was a death magnet.

Still is.
I think it's ok to kill your grandad. Your father? That seems rude.
Please seat yourself.

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