My Sarcastic Run for POTUS in 2024 thread.

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15 Jul 2022 1:29 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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16 Jul 2022 7:25 am
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Jantje_Smit » 16 Jul 2022, 7:20 am » wrote: Don't sell yourself short, you know a lot...you will have to pretend to know nothing of couse but you will have the important job of keeping the NDA down to earth... more or less.. when he gets lost in the intellectual armageddon...

The ATF... I don't know... Taipan maybe....

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Remember something Jantje, satire is society making fun of a person, sarcasm is a person making fun of society trying to ridicule them into submission.
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omh » 16 Jul 2022, 7:15 am » wrote: Imagine all the taxes lowered because honesty doesn't pay behaving the right way. Corruption has to bribe/reward specific behaviors and punish anyone standing up against self deception by groupthink thugocracies calling themselves a democracy of social consensus of we believe life is more than just reproductions occupying space mutually evolving here.

History recorded how well that has gone on.
FOS? Foreign Affairs.? :die:  
we're gonna have an awsome Gubmint!
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16 Jul 2022 7:28 am
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sooted up Cyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 7:27 am » wrote: FOS? Foreign Affairs.? :die:  
we're gonna have an awsome Gubmint!
That would be like putting peepee as fed chairman. Just won't work.
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16 Jul 2022 7:38 am
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omh » 16 Jul 2022, 7:25 am » wrote:
Remember something Jantje, satire is society making fun of a person, sarcasm is a person making fun of society trying to ridicule them into submission.
That's a good point, you need to have ministry of ridicule too... I could do that... and take care of the injuns at the same time....

But that still doesn't solve the problem of who should be in charge of the ATF... I thought about nef, but he should in charge of the ADF...anti dickhead force...

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16 Jul 2022 7:40 am
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Jantje_Smit » 16 Jul 2022, 7:38 am » wrote: That's a good point, you need to have ministry of ridicule too... I could do that... and take care of the injuns at the same time....

But that still doesn't solve the problem of who should be in charge of the ATF... I thought about nef, but he should in charge of the ADF...anti dickhead force...

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Trying to correct corruption, not continue to enable it Jantje.
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Jantje_Smit » 16 Jul 2022, 7:38 am » wrote: That's a good point, you need to have ministry of ridicule too... I could do that... and take care of the injuns at the same time....

But that still doesn't solve the problem of who should be in charge of the ATF... I thought about nef, but he should in charge of the ADF...anti dickhead force...

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Nope ATF Phobia..!!! He got the job. Cucubitaceaophobia.
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sootedupCyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 7:27 am » wrote: FOS? Foreign Affairs.? Image  
we're gonna have an awsome Gubmint!
I'm trying to imagine FOS on a trip to Israel, I'm having some trouble with that but I'm sure it would be awesome....

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omh » 16 Jul 2022, 7:40 am » wrote: Trying to correct corruption, not continue to enable it Jantje.
OMH - head of Health and Human Services.   IKE!!!!  :lol:  get it?
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sootedupCyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 6:59 am » wrote: O-O-O. CP press sec. definitely.  Smart arss and wordy!!

I want to run the Department of Justice 
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Hank » 16 Jul 2022, 8:05 am » wrote: I want to run the Department of Justice
OK Hank !!! its yours.
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sootedupCyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 8:06 am » wrote: OK Hank !!! its yours.
 The feds are **** now
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sooted up Cyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 8:04 am » wrote: OMH - head of Health and Human Services.   IKE!!!!  :lol:  get it?
I don't see any improvement forward with that choice. Be like having career people trying to set me up to fail. I have had that done enough already. Hillary done all over again since 2016 and her term as sos, senator, first lady of country, and Arkansas., intern on the watergate committee.
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omh » 16 Jul 2022, 7:40 am » wrote: Trying to correct corruption, not continue to enable it Jantje.
That would be your job as president, you hold speeches explaining why the corruption has ended yet and how it isn't your fault while the rest of the government enables it... don't worry, we will deny everything... it's the perfect plan...

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Jantje_Smit » 16 Jul 2022, 8:24 am » wrote: That would be your job as president, you hold speeches explaining why the corruption has ended yet and how it isn't your fault while the rest of the government enables it... don't worry, we will deny everything... it's the perfect plan...

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Guess I will have to reconsider the possibilities of people are dedicated to saving corruption forward. Won't work with me being the only one seeking honesty is best policy. guess I will have to find what I am looking for in the mythical silenced majority as only malcontents applying nominated so far.

that will only amount to same old ideologies of leaderships and fellowships and nobody representing equally created ancestors occupying time inhabiting space now as genetically added forward to relative time date.
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omh » 16 Jul 2022, 8:31 am » wrote: Guess I will have to reconsider the possibilities of people are dedicated to saving corruption forward. Won't work with me being the only one seeking honesty is best policy. guess I will have to find what I am looking for in the mythical silenced majority as only malcontents applying nominated so far.

that will only amount to same old ideologies of leaderships and fellowships and nobody representing equally created ancestors occupying time inhabiting space now as genetically added forward to relative time date.
Well, as you said.... we all know this won't happen, so lets just have fun with it.....

I know you were being sarcastic but it's still a good idea... your government is shaping up nicely but some more malcontents are needed... you need an attorney general too... any suggestions?

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Jantje_Smit » 16 Jul 2022, 9:07 am » wrote: Well, as you said.... we all know this won't happen, so lets just have fun with it.....

I know you were being sarcastic but it's still a good idea... your government is shaping up nicely but some more malcontents are needed... you need an attorney general too... any suggestions?

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I thought of SJ for EPA. But i'm not sure he would want to serve under OMH. :)  


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sootedupCyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 9:09 am » wrote: I thought of SJ for EPA. But i'm not sure he would want to serve under OMH. Image  

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I know...anyone who runs against omh we'll accuse of colluding with the Russians.  Will bring Hillary in as our advisor.    Image  
 
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roadkill » 16 Jul 2022, 9:11 am » wrote: I know...anyone who runs against omh we'll accuse of colluding with the Russians.  Will bring Hillary in as our advisor.    Image
Thats what i like about you.. you will always play. Image  
we have a board Hilary Clinton. Ha
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sooted up Cyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 9:09 am » wrote: I thought of SJ for EPA. But i'm not sure he would want to serve under OMH. :)  


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Cyndi, You aren't helping restore a democratic Republic representing how evolving works naturally. My interpretation of NWO is Natural World Order not intellectual New World Order each generation of ever changing population arriving as each great great grandchild born already.

Extinction event starts when no more great great grandchildren arrive again here. that goes regardless god, country, community deniers organize within forward.
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sootedupCyndi » 16 Jul 2022, 9:14 am » wrote: Thats what i like about you.. you will always play. Image  
we have a board Hilary Clinton. Ha

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