The best of NHB's insults

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By Vegas
23 Jul 2022 6:25 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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DeplorablePatriot
23 Jul 2022 10:32 pm
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Okay, I know of a leftist twat named Isabel on the original liberal forum way back around 2015. I said some twisted **** to her with the back and forth, as did a buddy of mine. We were both banned forever. Is that the same screaming carbuncle?
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sooted up Cyndi
23 Jul 2022 11:37 pm
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Cannonpointer
24 Jul 2022 12:07 am
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I respected her shrillness and her devotion to aborting children. Even if someone's hobby is a bit unsavory - baby-killing, saving the planet, uplifting the ******, - I still respect commitment. 

But I never liked her. She was loud, and she was a cow. She was a loud cow.

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was sue, 
And all she ever did was MOO!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was dawn,
She'd always moo, and never YAWN!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow.

That ^ is an impending hit single from my garage band, Delanamore and the Already Been Raped Dancers.
 
 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer
24 Jul 2022 12:10 am
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DeplorablePatriot » 23 Jul 2022, 10:32 pm » wrote: Okay, I know of a leftist twat named Isabel on the original liberal forum way back around 2015. I said some twisted **** to her with the back and forth, as did a buddy of mine. We were both banned forever. Is that the same screaming carbuncle?
The very same, sir. A **** bag insult soliciter, born to start ruckuses in trailer parks and lie bout what she "seen out her winder."
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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sooted up Cyndi
24 Jul 2022 12:17 am
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 12:07 am » wrote: I respected her shrillness and her devotion to aborting children. Even if someone's hobby is a bit unsavory - baby-killing, saving the planet, uplifting the ******, - I still respect commitment. 

But I never liked her. She was loud, and she was a cow. She was a loud cow.

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was sue, 
And all she ever did was MOO!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was dawn,
She'd always moo, and never YAWN!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow.

That ^ is an impending hit single from my garage band, Delanamore and the Already Been Raped Dancers.
WOW :rofl:  You had a lot of pent up Moo's in you.
 
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Jantje_Smit
24 Jul 2022 1:26 am
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 12:07 am » wrote: I respected her shrillness and her devotion to aborting children. Even if someone's hobby is a bit unsavory - baby-killing, saving the planet, uplifting the ******, - I still respect commitment. 

But I never liked her. She was loud, and she was a cow. She was a loud cow.

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was sue, 
And all she ever did was MOO!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was dawn,
She'd always moo, and never YAWN!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow.

That ^ is an impending hit single from my garage band, Delanamore and the Already Been Raped Dancers.
That is mean, moo moo isn't so bad, she can't help being a dumb traumatized cow... I miss moo moo, I hope she will come back...

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sooted up Cyndi
24 Jul 2022 2:35 am
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Jantje_Smit » 24 Jul 2022, 1:26 am » wrote: That is mean, moo moo isn't so bad, she can't help being a dumb traumatized cow... I miss moo moo, I hope she will come back...

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Something in the way she moos
Attracts you like no other Udder. ;)  
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Jinn Martini
24 Jul 2022 4:08 am
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sootedupCyndi » 23 Jul 2022, 6:37 pm » wrote: .  .  .  needless to say- she never came back. lolol

 
Thin skin, obviously !
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sooted up Cyndi
24 Jul 2022 4:10 am
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JinnMartini » 24 Jul 2022, 4:08 am » wrote: Thin skin, obviously !
I just laughed. S bee The thin skinned-  banned me from his thread. I counted 13 people banned. So far.
he may as well shut down the thread. No one left to read it. LOL :lol:  
maybe BV?
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Jinn Martini
24 Jul 2022 4:11 am
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Vegas » 23 Jul 2022, 6:25 pm » wrote: Though @Cannonpointer  is the GOAT, 
This thread should have been given another title:The best of CannonPointer's insults !
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24 Jul 2022 4:34 am
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Jantje_Smit » 24 Jul 2022, 1:26 am » wrote: That is mean, moo moo isn't so bad, she can't help being a dumb traumatized cow... I miss moo moo, I hope she will come back...
 
You won't see her anytime soon, though !

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Jinn Martini
24 Jul 2022 4:38 am
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 12:07 am » wrote: But I never liked her. She was loud, and she was a cow. She was a loud cow.
 
But also a  hell of a cow !

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24 Jul 2022 7:02 am
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Cannonpointer » 23 Jul 2022, 7:48 pm » wrote: I can barely hear you around the cocksickle.
I bet you make the big OH-OH face when you post. 
 
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Cannonpointer
24 Jul 2022 12:39 pm
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JinnMartini » 24 Jul 2022, 4:11 am » wrote: This thread should have been given another title:The best of CannonPointer's insults !

Vegas was too busy using his *** lips tossing Mandingo salads to think of a proper name. Everybody has their spot to shine. For some it's thinking up good thread names. For others, it's tonguing of-colored ***-cracks.

Vegas' mouth is a manhole cover. 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer
24 Jul 2022 12:46 pm
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ScottMon » 24 Jul 2022, 7:02 am » wrote: I bet you make the big OH-OH face when you post.
I'm usually laffin, ****** cat. 

I definitely was on that one. :)
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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FOS
24 Jul 2022 2:49 pm
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I think I do fairly good dry humor insults. But I don't remember any right now
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Vegas
24 Jul 2022 3:36 pm
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 12:39 pm » wrote: Vegas was too busy using his *** lips tossing Mandingo salads to think of a proper name. Everybody has their spot to shine. For some it's thinking up good thread names. For others, it's tonguing of-colored ***-cracks.

Vegas' mouth is a manhole cover.

Why thank you! :D  
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24 Jul 2022 8:27 pm
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 12:07 am » wrote: I respected her shrillness and her devotion to aborting children. Even if someone's hobby is a bit unsavory - baby-killing, saving the planet, uplifting the ******, - I still respect commitment. 

But I never liked her. She was loud, and she was a cow. She was a loud cow.

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was sue, 
And all she ever did was MOO!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
Cow cow cow cow cow cow;

Had a cow, her name was dawn,
She'd always moo, and never YAWN!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow,
Moo moo moo moo moo moo
​​​​​​​Cow cow cow cow cow cow.

That ^ is an impending hit single from my garage band, Delanamore and the Already Been Raped Dancers.
I'm glad I banned her. She was relentlessly ME! ME! ME!
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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Cannonpointer
24 Jul 2022 8:32 pm
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DeezerShoove » 24 Jul 2022, 8:27 pm » wrote: I'm glad I banned her. She was relentlessly ME! ME! ME!

Hell, I thought she fled. Did you really **** the ugly hussy?
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Deezer Shoove
24 Jul 2022 8:40 pm
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Cannonpointer » 24 Jul 2022, 8:32 pm » wrote: Hell, I thought she fled. Did you really **** the ugly hussy?
I thought you knew.

Assumptions... can be an uckly think...

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Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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