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Cedar » 02 Aug 2022, 9:36 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:36 am

Everyone notices me little man, my stature and appearance demands it, people like you get lost in the crowd.

That's a popular conceit.

And yet, for some reason they notice.

Because they are relatively rare, green eyes come in handy.


 

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:40 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:40 am

She needs to do a "where are they now.." show opening with you and your receding hairline hiding in the corner of the gym perving on young women.

A) I continue to stand proud

B) I honestly don't know what to do when someone 40 years younger, and very attractive, looks. That is my dilemma.
 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:42 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:42 am

Cedar » 02 Aug 2022, 9:36 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:36 am

Everyone notices me little man, my stature and appearance demands it, people like you get lost in the crowd.

That's a popular conceit.

And yet, for some reason they notice.

Because they are relatively rare, green eyes come in handy.


 

 

Someone looking in your direction does not mean they noticed you.  It also means why is this perv staring at me?

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:40 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:40 am

She needs to do a "where are they now.." show opening with you and your receding hairline hiding in the corner of the gym perving on young women.

A) I continue to stand proud

B) I honestly don't know what to do when someone 40 years younger, and very attractive, looks. That is my dilemma.
 

 

Stop perving on women 40 years younger and they won't look.  Dilemma fixed. 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:42 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:42 am

That's a popular conceit.

And yet, for some reason they notice.

Because they are relatively rare, green eyes come in handy.

Maybe they think you're Beavis, same haircut.

**chuckle**
 

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

Someone looking in your direction does not mean they noticed you.  It also means why is this perv staring at me?

That might be the look to which you are accustomed...


 

Cedar » 02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am

Maybe they think you're Beavis, same haircut.

**chuckle**

Only on a good hair day.

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:47 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:47 am

Only on a good hair day.

OK, that was funny.  
 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:47 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:47 am

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

Someone looking in your direction does not mean they noticed you.  It also means why is this perv staring at me?

That might be the look to which you are accustomed...

Nah.  I don't perv on young women.

What your dilemma really is older women, close to your age range, now you are a self centered blowhard with daddy issues and want nothing to do with you.  And the younger women, well, they know you are an old perv. 
 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

A) I continue to stand proud

B) I honestly don't know what to do when someone 40 years younger, and very attractive, looks. That is my dilemma.

1.  Stop tucking in your T-shirt into your gym shorts.
2.  Such in that big gut of yours and
3.  Trim your back hair. 

Don't mistake a woman's look of disgust for one of desire.  
 

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am

Stop perving on women 40 years younger and they won't look.  Dilemma fixed.

I still have the radar, Greenhorn.

I generally only glance to confirm.
 

Skans » 02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:45 am

A) I continue to stand proud

B) I honestly don't know what to do when someone 40 years younger, and very attractive, looks. That is my dilemma.

1.  Stop tucking in your T-shirt into your gym shorts.
2.  Such in that big gut of yours and
3.  Trim your back hair. 

Don't mistake a woman's look of disgust for one of desire.  
 

 

Maybe he thinks they are attracted to the knee high tube socks he wears.  

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:46 am

Stop perving on women 40 years younger and they won't look.  Dilemma fixed.

I still have the radar, Greenhorn.

I generally only glance to confirm.
 

 

Confirm what?  That the mental image is there so you can rush home and grab the hand lotion?

Skans » 02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:49 am

1.  Stop tucking in your T-shirt into your gym shorts.
2.  Such in that big gut of yours and
3.  Trim your back hair. 

Don't mistake a woman's look of disgust for one of desire.

1) if your pecs (NOT TITS) show, let your t-shirt drape.

2. This is INSANELY effective.
https://youtu.be/XZkN5MljJY4


3. Too evolved to be hirsute.
 

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:52 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:52 am

Confirm what?  That the mental image is there so you can rush home and grab the hand lotion?

QED.

You'd have to be there.
 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:56 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:56 am

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:52 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:52 am

Confirm what?  That the mental image is there so you can rush home and grab the hand lotion?

QED.

You'd have to be there.
 

 

I rather not.  You can pleasure your self on your own. 

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:26 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:26 am

Your "game" consists of perving on young girls at the gym then rushing here to post about it.  

Preternaturally pretty....

On a scale from 1-10, her shape is a 14..

Legs that will make you weep...not a dimple or even a shimmer...

Benches 145..

Sweet beyond belief

Can't be more than 24

Kill me....please

viewtopic.php?p=1744937#p1744937

           


Perv!!!

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 9:57 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:57 am

I rather not.  You can pleasure your self on your own.

It's not a dynamic with which you'd be familiar 

Both participants are sober, and neither is being paid 
 

Blackvegetable » 02 Aug 2022, 9:59 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 9:59 am

It's not a dynamic with which you'd be familiar 

Both participants are sober, and neither is being paid

Sounds like you are calling my wife a drunken whore.

Huey » 02 Aug 2022, 10:01 am » wrote: ↑

02 Aug 2022, 10:01 am

Sounds like you are calling my wife a drunken whore.

If I was, would that violate some rule?