It's Near Hunting Season, Boys 'n Girls....

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By Skans
29 Aug 2022 9:11 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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30 Aug 2022 12:10 pm
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I SHO DU LUBS ME SUMMA DAT FLAME THROWIN BUCK SHOT NSHEEET...!!!
THEY WOULD BOOST SALES 5000% IF THEY RENAMED THOSE SHELLS...."GHETTO BLASTERS".


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30 Aug 2022 12:55 pm
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Here's the question.  Does it flame up like then when hitting bone?  I'm not too concerned about tin cans attacking me.
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30 Aug 2022 1:15 pm
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Skans » 30 Aug 2022, 12:55 pm » wrote: ↑ Here's the question.  Does it flame up like then when hitting bone?  I'm not too concerned about tin cans attacking me.

No...spray cans are flammable.   
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30 Aug 2022 1:17 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 30 Aug 2022, 12:01 pm » wrote: ↑ WTF is that? LOLOL
oh i get it. after you shoot the animals - its already cooked for you?

Yep...just provide the mayo and the bun.   lol
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roadkill » 30 Aug 2022, 1:17 pm » wrote: ↑ Yep...just provide the mayo and the bun.   lol
My ol man grew up in Maine.. From a long line of pouchers..
Well he was extremely quick on the draw with the buckshot.!
When he saw three porcupines... waddling out from the woodpile to the woods..  he blasted them... buckshot.
My dogs were on the other side of the house.. 
One dog flew up in the air about 6 feet from the sound....ha ha ha
Then the ol man said... I hope it wasnt the neighbors cat?    ( joke)
It wasnt.. but then we had 3 - 40 POUNDERS.... DEAD! to hide.
Hey.. i luv animals... but these f-ers had to go!
You will Not put your quills in one more dog I have owned. :wave:  
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roadkill » 30 Aug 2022, 1:17 pm » wrote: ↑ Yep...just provide the mayo and the bun.   lol
and topped off with cheese! 
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sootedupCyndi » 30 Aug 2022, 1:29 pm » wrote: ↑ My ol man grew up in Maine.. From a long line of pouchers..
Well he was extremely quick on the draw with the buckshot.!
When he saw three porcupines... waddling out from the woodpile to the woods..  he blasted them... buckshot.
My dogs were on the other side of the house.. 
One dog flew up in the air about 6 feet from the sound....ha ha ha
Then the ol man said... I hope it wasnt the neighbors cat?    ( joke)
It wasnt.. but then we had 3 - 40 POUNDERS.... DEAD! to hide.
Hey.. i luv animals... but these f-ers had to go!
You will Not put your quills in one more dog I have owned. Image

Quills are horrible for a dog...I've seen it...pure misery.   
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roadkill » 30 Aug 2022, 1:40 pm » wrote: ↑ Quills are horrible for a dog...I've seen it...pure misery.
OOO! I will put up with pregnant Coons- Ferril cats- Pigeons and STINKY skunks eating my dog food!
Years ago we had a Airdale.. He couldn't keep himself outta trouble.   Used to cut the ends off and pull them out with plyers?
but fast forward.. I had a tiny ****-zu.... got nabbed. 
Something told me to take his arss to the vet? It didn't look THAT bad.

Well it was... the quill worked its way DEEP into his eye socket... I didn't see it- or feel it.
The vet said it would have worked it's way into his brain... He cut it out.
WTF I have a great Vet.. We wimmins all have a crush on him... nice guy.
I'd luv to go to him for MY medical help. He's do better then my MD i ever had!!!!! i'm SURE of it. :rofl:  
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Skans » 30 Aug 2022, 8:37 am » wrote: ↑ Could be.  But, we have plenty of coyotes around these parts, not many true wolves though.  Coyotes are a bit puny and might not look upon mature deer as a meal. You're right about dogs - overfed pets that have lost their killer instinct.  Heck, you could say that about most people too.
Eradicating coyotes is almost impossible. They are canny little critters who can get by for a long time on little food. But they cause very little depredation against ungulates. Like you say, coyotes are puny. 
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Skans » 30 Aug 2022, 8:53 am » wrote: ↑ To be honest with you, it's not like I have a big problem with this.   But, one of the guys I used to hunt with was a big lib, and every now and then he'd preach to us about "ethical hunting".  One of his bitches was people who shoot animals where they've been feeding them. It's not like they let cattle have a sporting chance before they "euthanize" them.
That guy should not have a gun.

I also have some ethics around hunting. I consider trophy hunting a true crime against nature. But it's not a **** emo position. That guy's argument is pure dicksuckery.

The issue I have with trophy hunting is that it works the REVERSE of natural predation, removing the BEST, rather than the weakest, and thereby diminishing the herd. Want  sick, scrubby herd? Arrange for only scrubby runts to ****.

I always hear trophy hunters crying about how there aren't big racks like there used to be. I tell them I have a theory about that. My theory is that some asshole or assholes shot all the bucks with big racks - and I ask them if they know anyone like that.
 
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Skans » 29 Aug 2022, 9:11 am » wrote: ↑ It's close to Hunting Season.  Who here is going to remember the days when there were no grocery stores, but you had to catch and prepare your own food?  Deer?  Boar  (it's always Boar season)? Turkey?  Big Deer (Elk)?  I've got to find some new hunting buddies, so I'm not that prepared this season.  What about y'all?
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"Biden Claims Bullet Out of AR-15 Is 5X Faster than Bullet Out of Any Other Gun"

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022 ... other-gun/
 
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Cannonpointer » 30 Aug 2022, 7:12 pm » wrote: ↑ That guy should not have a gun.

I also have some ethics around hunting. I consider trophy hunting a true crime against nature. But it's not a **** emo position. That guy's argument is pure dicksuckery.

The issue I have with trophy hunting is that it works the REVERSE of natural predation, removing the BEST, rather than the weakest, and thereby diminishing the herd. Want  sick, scrubby herd? Arrange for only scrubby runts to ****.

I always hear trophy hunters crying about how there aren't big racks like there used to be. I tell them I have a theory about that. My theory is that some asshole or assholes shot all the bucks with big racks - and I ask them if they know anyone like that.
Long ago our Fish & Game Dept. had a law that you could only harvest branch-antlered bull elk.

That created a problem because young bulls that didn't have mature antlers created a higher rate of still born calves.


I don't know what the law is these days.
 
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roadkill » 31 Aug 2022, 1:12 am » wrote: ↑ He's our president...       Image  

"Biden Claims Bullet Out of AR-15 Is 5X Faster than Bullet Out of Any Other Gun"

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022 ... other-gun/
Biden is an idiot.  Biden lies.  He tells many, many lies.  His sheeple lap it up like mother's milk.
 
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Skans » 31 Aug 2022, 8:13 am » wrote: ↑ Biden is an idiot.  Biden lies.  He tells many, many lies.  His sheeple lap it up like mother's milk.

Spot on.
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roadkill » 31 Aug 2022, 1:17 am » wrote: ↑ Long ago our Fish & Game Dept. had a law that you could only harvest branch-antlered bull elk.

That created a problem because young bulls that didn't have mature antlers created a higher rate of still born calves.

I don't know what the law is these days.
The law would have been more in sync with the natural order of those LEAST likely to be taken by natural predation had been protected. But you would have had some mighty messy diapers in the trophy hunting community.

The smirk-worthy thing about that stupid law is that it protected the scrubs that no one wanted to shoot in the first **** place. It's like special legislation to protect owners of cocker spaniels from having their pets stolen. Dog thieves are like, "Really?"
 
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Cannonpointer » 31 Aug 2022, 10:16 am » wrote: ↑ The law would have been more in sync with the natural order of those LEAST likely to be taken by natural predation had been protected. But you would have had some mighty messy diapers in the trophy hunting community.

The smirk-worthy thing about that stupid law is that it protected the scrubs that no one wanted to shoot in the first **** place. It's like special legislation to protect owners of cocker spaniels from having their pets stolen. Dog thieves are like, "Really?"
For myself, even though I haven't hunted in years, I'll take the first elk that I can take legally.  Get it done take in home and process it. And actually the younger animals are almost always better eating too.

I've only shot one elk in my life in the foothills of the Bob Marshall Wilderness. It was a 4 point bull. We only count one side of the antlers here in Montana. My dad noticed that both ivory teeth had cavities which likely explained why you could see the ribs on the elk, so it obviously would have died a painful death later that winter. I felt good about that.  I not only got an elk but harvested the elk that literally needed saving. That wasn't my plan, it just worked out that way.
 
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roadkill » 31 Aug 2022, 12:31 pm » wrote: ↑ For myself, even though I haven't hunted in years, I'll take the first elk that I can take legally.  Get it done take in home and process it. And actually the younger animals are almost always better eating too.

I've only shot one elk in my life in the foothills of the Bob Marshall Wilderness. It was a 4 point bull. We only count one side of the antlers here in Montana. My dad noticed that both ivory teeth had cavities which likely explained why you could see the ribs on the elk, so it obviously would have died a painful death later that winter. I felt good about that.  I not only got an elk but harvested the elk that literally needed saving. That wasn't my plan, it just worked out that way.

You hunted for meat - not a trophy.The first animal that presented itself was the right one.

Coincidence? Spiritual law? Depends who you ask.
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Cannonpointer » 31 Aug 2022, 2:40 pm » wrote: ↑ You hunted for meat - not a trophy.The first animal that presented itself was the right one.

Coincidence? Spiritual law? Depends who you ask.

Don't get me wrong...I was young and I traded my dad rifles that day cause his health was failing.  He had a heavy 7mm Mag and I had his old .243 Winchester. 

So we switched rifles.  We went out from the truck that morning...and later most of us were back at the truck and took a nap in the back of the truck bed.


I got bored fast so I went down stream from the truck. The ground was moist and I could hardly hear my own footsteps.  I crossed a couple of tiny creeks...then suddenly that 4 point bull jumped up from his bed. My dad informed me that his 7mm Mag was shooting a little low.  What I didn't understand that he meant it was shooting low at 100+ yards...the bull jumped up about 40 yards from me.

I held my sight on his back and fired.  He didn't fall and ran about 90 yards around me...I fired again and nothing happened...I thought, oh ****, my very first chance at an elk and I missed both times. The the elk made a full 180 to my opposite side while I was reloading. ( my dad's 7mm only held 2 in the mag and one in the chamber)  I was reloaded by the time the elk did the 180 and I said **** shooting high. I put the sight behind his ear, pulled the trigger, and he dropped like a rock.

My brothers brought the pickup right down to my elk.  We dressed it and loaded the whole elk into the back of the truck.


Later that night at home we skinned the elk and found that my first two shots knocked notches out of the back bone right where I was aiming. 

I'm proud of the fact that I didn't get buck fever and every shot I fired went exactly where I aimed.  I was very proud that day.    :)  
 
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Cannonpointer » 30 Aug 2022, 7:12 pm » wrote: ↑ That guy should not have a gun.

I also have some ethics around hunting. I consider trophy hunting a true crime against nature. But it's not a **** emo position. That guy's argument is pure dicksuckery.

The issue I have with trophy hunting is that it works the REVERSE of natural predation, removing the BEST, rather than the weakest, and thereby diminishing the herd. Want  sick, scrubby herd? Arrange for only scrubby runts to ****.

I always hear trophy hunters crying about how there aren't big racks like there used to be. I tell them I have a theory about that. My theory is that some asshole or assholes shot all the bucks with big racks - and I ask them if they know anyone like that.
   Same with trophy fish.
Take out the ones with the dna and smarts to get huge and you end up with squirts everywhere.
. The worst I see are the guys targeting big bluegills on beds. They keep them all then wonder in 2 years they can't get big fish anymore.

 
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Cannonpointer » 31 Aug 2022, 2:40 pm » wrote: ↑ You hunted for meat - not a trophy.The first animal that presented itself was the right one.

Coincidence? Spiritual law? Depends who you ask.

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