Wouldn't This Forum Be Far More Entertaining If It Was A Fight Club???

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By Skans
2 Sep 2022 10:34 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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2 Sep 2022 2:15 pm
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sooted up Cyndi » 02 Sep 2022, 2:11 pm » wrote: Could i fight you? I am 5'2 under a 100 lbs? I doubt it? seriously!
eyelids don't stop fingernails, adam's apple hit can crush the airway to the lungs, soft tissue areas can destroy a person 200 lbs more than your own weight.

fake a shot to the nuts and go for the throat straight on impact aiming for the back of the neck. Use everything you got from the toes to the fist.

that doesn't hit, fingernails through eyelids.
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omh » 02 Sep 2022, 2:15 pm » wrote: eyelids don't stop fingernails, adam's apple hit can crush the airway to the lungs, soft tissue areas can destroy a person 200 lbs more than your own weight.

fake a shot to the nuts and go for the throat straight on impact aiming for the back of the neck. Use everything you got from the toes to the fist.

that doesn't hit, fingernails through eyelids.
ok i will keep that in mind dear
 
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2 Sep 2022 2:23 pm
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Skans » 02 Sep 2022, 2:12 pm » wrote: Oh, ****, you're NEVER any fun!!!
 
not while being controlled by others. people willing to just be alive without demanding life owes them everything through society just makes me want to get the hell away from that mentality.

equality doesn't take compromising with inaccurate narratives playing most popular ideology ever believed in this atmosphere get to dictate whom ranks as who is in charge of reality next generation people elect lesser of two evils sustaining reasonable doubt forward until extinction ends it..
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sootedupCyndi » 02 Sep 2022, 2:11 pm » wrote: Could i fight you? I am 5'2 under a 100 lbs? I doubt it? seriously!
You? No.  But, I did spar with a woman once who was about your size. She was about 30-33 and my instructor's girl friend. Solid muscle. She was pretty hardcore about training.  I didn't like sparring with her - she would go all out, which meant I would have to fight her like a man. If you went half-speed on her, she'd land a few hard kicks and possibly a nasty upper-cut on you before you knew it. She could take a punch too.  Best to take that girl to the ground, get her in a choke and make her tap out.
 
 
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2 Sep 2022 2:38 pm
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Pastafarian » 02 Sep 2022, 12:26 pm » wrote: It would be so entertaining for me. I’d kick all your old wrinkled asses and knock out whatever teeth y’all got left.

Lol
Here's what I know about you, as a man.  You might very well be able to kick my *** - I really don't know.  Even if I know what you looked like, I wouldn't really know.

The fastest, most vicious, ruthless, nastiest fighter I know with a shirt on looked like an average guy who was 10 years older than me.  If I didn't know who he was and decided to threaten him, there's a good chance he'd be able to kill me.  Give him a knife, and he'd surely win.   It's actually quite humbling to realize that there are people that fight that good, that are that well trained and conditioned to kill people with their hands walking around out there.
 
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sootedupCyndi » 02 Sep 2022, 2:11 pm » wrote: Could i fight you? I am 5'2 under a 100 lbs? I doubt it? seriously!
I'm sure you could throw him and blow him.
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murdock » 03 Sep 2022, 9:11 am » wrote: I'm sure you could throw him and blow him.
Good after noon PIGGY. MUCKY Mike-ee.
No but i could sure smash a stick of wood over your head. Would you like to help me with my wood MUCKY?Image
 
 
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Sep 2022, 9:20 am » wrote: Good after noon PIGGY. MUCKY Mike-ee.
No but i could sure smash a stick of wood over your head. Would you like to help me with my wood MUCKY?Image

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
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murdock » 03 Sep 2022, 9:34 am » wrote: I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
WHY not? you seem to like hanging around a Wet blanket? :wave:  loads of fun eh?
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omh » 02 Sep 2022, 2:15 pm » wrote: eyelids don't stop fingernails, adam's apple hit can crush the airway to the lungs, soft tissue areas can destroy a person 200 lbs more than your own weight.

fake a shot to the nuts and go for the throat straight on impact aiming for the back of the neck. Use everything you got from the toes to the fist.

that doesn't hit, fingernails through eyelids.
You teaching me bad things OMH? :lol:   :lol:  
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Skans » 02 Sep 2022, 2:38 pm » wrote: Here's what I know about you, as a man.  You might very well be able to kick my *** - I really don't know.  Even if I know what you looked like, I wouldn't really know.

The fastest, most vicious, ruthless, nastiest fighter I know with a shirt on looked like an average guy who was 10 years older than me.  If I didn't know who he was and decided to threaten him, there's a good chance he'd be able to kill me.  Give him a knife, and he'd surely win.   It's actually quite humbling to realize that there are people that fight that good, that are that well trained and conditioned to kill people with their hands walking around out there.
It this was a 'Fight Club" you would be curb stomped, lying in the gutter in a fetal position crying for your mommy! :lol:   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
Be careful what you wish for! :ninja:  
 
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Sep 2022, 10:04 am » wrote: You teaching me bad things OMH? Image   Image
If you don't hate this song, there is something wrong with you!
https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE  @sooted up Cyndi  
 
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nuckinfutz » 03 Sep 2022, 10:32 am » wrote: If you don't hate this song, there is something wrong with you!
https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE  @sooted up Cyndi
Ok Ok we agree. :lol:   :lol:  
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nuckinfutz » 03 Sep 2022, 10:30 am » wrote: It this was a 'Fight Club" you would be curb stomped, lying in the gutter in a fetal position crying for your mommy! Image   Image   Image   Image  
Be careful what you wish for! Image
That's possible.  Should I assume that you would be the one wearing ladies slippers angrily awaiting to be the first one to stomp my face into the curb?
 
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I’d like to see you rip out Famagusta’s hair. 

that English **** is the worst. 

 
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Sep 2022, 10:02 am » wrote: WHY not? you seem to like hanging around a Wet blanket? Image  loads of fun eh?
Because you're an evil troll bitch.
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Pastafarian » 03 Sep 2022, 10:44 am » wrote: I’d like to see you rip out Famagusta’s hair. 

that English **** is the worst.
If she saw this.. Your day would be RUINED...  :wave:   :die:   :die:   :die:   :rofl:  
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murdock » 03 Sep 2022, 10:47 am » wrote: Because you're an evil troll bitch.
no no.. you hang out with Is-A-droll
DROLL? definition.. Dumb Troll. :wave:  
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Sep 2022, 10:52 am » wrote: no no.. you hang out with Is-A-droll
DROLL? definition.. Dumb Troll. Image
Try English.
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you stoopid... I dont talk me-me..
But thats about your limit.. or a 7 word vocabulary! :wave:
  go back to your me-me day care center... we too smart for you here. :LOL:  
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