Who's Ready for the 2022 NFL Season? Let's Celebrate!

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DeplorablePatriot
11 Sep 2022 4:50 pm
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clevelandsteamer » 11 Sep 2022, 12:27 pm » wrote: MY NFL WATCHING DAYS ENDED AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME!

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That mutt is wearing a HUGE helmet!
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11 Sep 2022 4:57 pm
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Cannonpointer » 11 Sep 2022, 4:25 pm » wrote: Ya know what ISN'T a gay sport? Professional Rassling - that's what. Ya got men in spandex with moussed quaffs and theatrical presentations participating in scripted dramas that culminate in them grabbing each other and rolling around - about the gayest activity you could come up with.

They have names like Jake the Snake and Iron Pants Larry. They have holds like the keister clutch and the sphincter lock and the leaping logjam of doom. But they never sprout wood, throughout the entire spectacle - the entire homo-happy extravaganza; not even a chub. I mean, they're wearing SPANDEX. You can lie to your mama, but you CANNOT lie to a pair of spandex underpanties.

To behave the way that professional rasslers behave, wearing what they wear, you have to be FREAKISHLY heterosexual. Professional Rassling is the only VERIFIABLY heterosexual sport in America, unless you consider Badminton a sport.
Badmutton would give peepee a hardon a cat couldn't scratch... IF he didn't sport a queefmaker.  :rofl:  
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11 Sep 2022 4:58 pm
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rayj » 11 Sep 2022, 3:39 pm » wrote: Da Bears! 19-10 over the *** Niners....

Sucker. Get it?  :rofl:  
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11 Sep 2022 5:12 pm
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GODDAM IT! This is the peak of ML Baseball season!
Nobody in their right mind plays football in 115 F heat!
Football is more fun when you are watching the Packers play and its -30 in the stadium and the players faces turn into masks of ice!
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DeplorablePatriot
11 Sep 2022 7:37 pm
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roadkill » 11 Sep 2022, 5:14 pm » wrote: I'm watching the NFL now...but I'm waiting to see the Broncos at the Seahawks on Monday night at 6:15 pm  mtn time.    Image

Have fun contributing to kneelers and criminals.  :D  
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DeplorablePatriot
11 Sep 2022 7:38 pm
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nuckinfutz » 11 Sep 2022, 5:12 pm » wrote: GODDAM IT! This is the peak of ML Baseball season!
Nobody in their right mind plays football in 115 F heat!
Football is more fun when you are watching the Packers play and its -30 in the stadium and the players faces turn into masks of ice!
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What's Martin Luther Baseball?
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DeplorablePatriot » 11 Sep 2022, 4:57 pm » wrote: Badmutton would give peepee a hardon a cat couldn't scratch... IF he didn't sport a queefmaker.  Image
[...more strong evidence the puppet trump/desantis/republican cacksuckers (and monetary ignoramuses) are unnerved....and really really dense...]  ;)  
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12 Sep 2022 7:37 am
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DeplorablePatriot » 11 Sep 2022, 7:37 pm » wrote: Have fun contributing to kneelers and criminals.  Image
It was easy for me to lose interest in the NBA once I could see that the games were rigged. The referees have a different set of rules for the Super vStars.

The NFL must be rigged with all of the COME FROM BEHIND LAST MINUTE WINS AT HOME that have become more the rule than the exception.

The MLB has been guilty of RIDICULOUS WOKENESS with the message that there aren't enough ******. Could you imagine all the Libtard head explosions if the NBA / NFL said there aren't enough Whites...?

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12 Sep 2022 8:38 am
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I don't know why anyone would watch the national felons league.
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rayj
12 Sep 2022 9:32 am
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Cannonpointer » 11 Sep 2022, 4:25 pm » wrote: In football, you could jiggle the camera - or maybe a bird could land on it, or a heavy truck could rumble past, - and it would be focused on 12 top of the food chain, beautiful young women - scantily clad, - jumping up and down and shaking their pretties. But no. That doesn't happen. The camera stays focused on two sweaty bastards in the middle of the field, one of them reaching under the other's *** to grab a ball - it's a gay **** sport.

Not to be trite, or "on the nose," but it's not a coincidence that many young men start out as tight ends and are turned into wide receivers. Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to play football - it's a gay sport.

Look, I'm no homophobe. I say marry who ya love. But what is football's "big show"?

SEWPER BOWL! It's a gay **** sport!

Marry who ya love - be happy. But let's call a spade a ***. Football is a gay sport.
Actually wrestling is a **** gay sport!
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12 Sep 2022 9:45 am
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rayj » 12 Sep 2022, 9:32 am » wrote: Actually wrestling is a **** gay sport!
No one cares about wrestling.  And, soon, no one will care about NFL football either.  Good riddance.
 
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12 Sep 2022 9:46 am
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rayj » 12 Sep 2022, 9:32 am » wrote: Actually wrestling is a **** gay sport!

Nope. I covered that in my next post. Rassling CAN'T be gay.
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12 Sep 2022 9:48 am
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Skans » 12 Sep 2022, 9:02 am » wrote: The NFL is a front organization for criminals. Lead by the Crime Boss Roger Goodell.

Simply a fact. It's nice to see cons abandoning it, because they were what propped that **** up. Leftists don't give a **** about football - too many clothes and no children to "socialize." 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

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12 Sep 2022 9:55 am
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GHETTOBLASTER » 12 Sep 2022, 7:37 am » wrote: It was easy for me to lose interest in the NBA once I could see that the games were rigged. The referees have a different set of rules for the Super vStars.

The NFL must be rigged with all of the COME FROM BEHIND LAST MINUTE WINS AT HOME that have become more the rule than the exception.

The MLB has been guilty of RIDICULOUS WOKENESS with the message that there aren't enough ******. Could you imagine all the Libtard head explosions if the NBA / NFL said there aren't enough Whites...?
Introduce cameras, "extroduce" spontaneity. 

The minute it becomes a production, it gets produced - becomes a product. And the incentives ALWAYS run toward making it a better product. And what could be a better product than one where the rabbit comes out of the hat - one where every great play just happens to be captured at the very best angle?

I'm not saying it's staged - but it sure HAPPENS on a stage, and there is staging, and it happens in stages. 

I don't know what more to say, at this stage. Image
 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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12 Sep 2022 10:43 am
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Cannonpointer » 12 Sep 2022, 9:55 am » wrote: Introduce cameras, "extroduce" spontaneity. 

The minute it becomes a production, it gets produced - becomes a product. And the incentives ALWAYS run toward making it a better product. And what could be a better product than one where the rabbit comes out of the hat - one where every great play just happens to be captured at the very best angle?

I'm not saying it's staged - but it sure HAPPENS on a stage, and there is staging, and it happens in stages. 

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Good point.
Incredibly good camera work and incredibly bad Affirmative Action Umpires and Referees have led to the need for incredibly tedious "INSTANT REPLAY APPEALS".
The ridiculous epidemic of miraculous..last minute  *Come From Behind* games in the NFL....cmon Man......how many Conservatives here think it's totally legit..?
How many Liberals think  "there is nothing unusual about the quantity of last minute *CFB* WINS and that the NFL is totally legit...?
 
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peepee » 12 Sep 2022, 7:28 am » wrote: [...more strong evidence the puppet trump/desantis/republican cacksuckers (and monetary ignoramuses) are unnerved....and really really dense...]  Image

Yes, I'm quite triggered right now. 
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