A rubber crutch can be quite literally a "slap stick".Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 9:42 pm » wrote: ↑ Well, a rubber crutch is slap stick - an historical hysterical hander-over of happy-happy hijinks and ho ho ho's. Not MY cup of tea, but better than a poke in the eye (or in the case of Larry, Curly and Moe, precisely a poke in the eye).
Futz is a ****.
Ne'er the twain...
My penis is as long as the Nile river. I wouldn't care if you doubted me. I know the truth.Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 9:03 am » wrote: ↑ Seriously - can you imagine FOS or Crimson Gulf or Jinn Martini ****** bleeding over someone doubting them? No - you can't. It's a HUGE red flag.
DeezerShoove » 14 Nov 2022, 9:42 pm » wrote: ↑ Zeets
He played you. Roll with it.
You won... but not if you let him take you down while handing you the trophy.

Mebbe... But I'd hate to see a misinterpretation become cause for lasting anger.Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 10:42 pm » wrote: ↑![]()
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Yo woah-nin is a day late and yankee dollah shoat, suh.
He's done been transmogrified by the bad guy.
I like my hate on a cracker.DeezerShoove » 14 Nov 2022, 10:57 pm » wrote: ↑ Mebbe... But I'd hate to see a misinterpretation become cause for lasting anger.
Like I said before: I like my hate organized.
I thought you were in the Die Hard community.Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 10:59 pm » wrote: ↑ I like my hate on a cracker.
EVERYTHING is better on a cracker.
Except racism. Nobody likes a racist cracker except other racist crackers.

It was Alan Rickman's brother, Jeremy Irons, that forced that sign thing.Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 11:09 pm » wrote: ↑![]()
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I make other people wear the signs.
Like the real hero of that movie.
DeezerShoove » 14 Nov 2022, 11:11 pm » wrote: ↑ It was Alan Rickman's brother, Jeremy Irons, that forced that sign thing.
Alan was still dead from the first Die Hard.
So tell me, dickhead. Have you always resorted to such childish antics or is it just that you're still waiting for your testicles to descend?Cannonpointer » 14 Nov 2022, 8:58 pm » wrote: ↑ Poor little thing. Be clear, pookie - I never planned to acknowledge you were not a poseur. I still have a bit of trouble buying it - kinda like the dems winning elections. They're like, "Here's the vote count," and I'm like. "Mmmm hmmmm..."
Still, a deal's a deal - and I kept mine.
My consolation prize was making you squeal some more while did it - turned your W into something resembling a ****-show.
All fairness? Ya seem upset, Pook. Ya really do.
Let's look at it from the flip side. Would you say your posting in this thread - a thread where YOU WON, where I admitted I was wrong - is better characterized as happy and satisfied in victory, or pissed off and raising a ruckus?
You have snatched defeat from the very jaws of victory, Pook.
Really? How did that strategy work out for you, compared to this one?
John Galt is going to FIRE ME! Heeelp!!!!
I DO maintain a "no gay employers" policy, Mr. Galt. Or is it Lord Galt?
Battered but unbowed, Lord Galt.
Just kidding - not battered. Just laffin.![]()
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I think you mean CALL you dickhead, there, ESL.
Generally, only when I suspect the other fellow is stupid enough to take the bare, shiny hook.

Well, thank you for that. I genuinely feel your sympathy.
Like RimJob doesn't have several big red flags sticking right out of his ***.
When are you gonna grow up, dickhead?Cannonpointer » 15 Nov 2022, 3:53 pm » wrote: ↑ I think you mean CALL you dickhead, there, ESL.
Okay: dickhead
Generally, only when I suspect the other fellow is stupid enough to take the bare, shiny hook.
I felt using actual bait on a retard would have been unfair - so I ran with a dry hook for a wet brain.
Well, thank you for that. I genuinely feel your sympathy.
No, really. Your authentic sympathy - not colossal butt hurt - is what comes across.![]()
Huh.