Has Chuck Norris Died ??

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By Taipan
14 Jan 2023 11:57 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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ZiggyX » 15 Jan 2023, 12:10 pm » wrote: Yes.   That's about it.
WRONG.

Google Elijah and Enoch.
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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15 Jan 2023 1:12 pm
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murdock » 15 Jan 2023, 2:08 pm » wrote: If you know why not just tell him, ya jackass?
He's too busy horing your mom out. :)
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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nuckin futz
15 Jan 2023 1:19 pm
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John Wayne is not dead! Even tho Bruce Dern shot him in the movie; The Cowboys!
And David Carradine(Kung Foo) didn't gag himself in a closet!
And Justice Scalia didn't get snuffed by the Mr. Pillow guy! It was Maobama!
You can reduce reality just by thinking!
:lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
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Taipan
15 Jan 2023 1:25 pm
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nuckinfutz » 15 Jan 2023, 2:19 pm » wrote: John Wayne is not dead! Even tho Bruce Dern shot him in the movie; The Cowboys!
And David Carradine(Kung Foo) didn't gag himself in a closet!
And Justice Scalia didn't get snuffed by the Mr. Pillow guy! It was Maobama!
You can reduce reality just by thinking!
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@Taipan

LOL.........
I trust your opinion.
Is Chuck dead ?                                :)  
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ZiggyX
15 Jan 2023 1:27 pm
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Cannonpointer » 15 Jan 2023, 2:11 pm » wrote: WRONG.

Google Elijah and Enoch.
Sounds like some Mystic **** you are into.  No Thanks.
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Taipan
15 Jan 2023 1:37 pm
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Cannonpointer » 15 Jan 2023, 2:12 pm » wrote: He's too busy horing your mom out. Image

 

I am willing to **** your mother.
She will have a good time.
I will let her come........1st.                
:P  

The price is $1,000.00.
I am a gigolo.
I am  a mercenary.               
You understand.                                             

Will you pay me what I ask ?                
:)  
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Taipan
15 Jan 2023 1:46 pm
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Selaphobia » 15 Jan 2023, 2:30 pm » wrote: Chuck Norris lives in Navasota, Texas. 
Seriously, what is wrong with you.
Granted, he was born in Oklahoma, he is a Texan.
Why you doubting he is still alive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t235RkgR1MI

OK.
I will take your word.
But,
why does he want to live & die in Navasota with his Tony LLama cowboy boots on ??
Answer that question.......smartass.???          

https://youtu.be/X4PEetk71qo
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15 Jan 2023 1:55 pm
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Taipan » 15 Jan 2023, 2:25 pm » wrote: LOL.........
I trust your opinion.
Is Chuck dead ?                                Image
Yes, but in your mind he didn't die!
And neither did Bronson, or Kung Foo David
"Dying ain't much of  a living" Josey Wales
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15 Jan 2023 2:25 pm
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nuckinfutz » 15 Jan 2023, 2:55 pm » wrote: Yes, but in your mind he didn't die!
And neither did Bronson, or Kung Foo David
"Dying ain't much of  a living" Josey Wales
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You win.........F/head.
I like you.                                           
:)  

Mercenary talent.
"Dying is not much of a living". 
                                                                       Josey Wales.
Here, Stupid.
 
https://youtu.be/izz0_qEl_-E

            
 
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15 Jan 2023 3:58 pm
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Chuck Norris was great at martial arts. He may have been a decent actor, but he was not so good at choosing screenplays. It is a rare thing when the character played by Norris gets out of a vehicle and it does NOT explode. The plots of his films are about as original as those of Hallmark Christmas romcom movies.
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15 Jan 2023 4:08 pm
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Taipan » 15 Jan 2023, 3:25 pm » wrote: You win.........F/head.
I like you.                                           
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Mercenary talent.
"Dying is not much of a living". 
                                                                       Josey Wales.
Here, Stupid.
 

            
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"If you're going to quote, quote!" Tuco (sort of...)
 
Please seat yourself.

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15 Jan 2023 4:19 pm
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Taipan » 15 Jan 2023, 10:22 am » wrote: "Well now.................what do you suppose
  Hell is going to look like" ?
                                                        Boone.
                                                        Hombre.
https://youtu.be/YJTvMmulHsM
Humanity governing intellectual outcomes forward here now. Don't have to imagine it. My brain is navigaating the results all the time my body is evolving in series parallel displacement only being me since conceived to dead and decomposed.

The real genetic fate and fact about living forward now. One's body is never same total sum twice and you refuse to accept it as absolute taking sides playing reasonable doubt against everyone else alive.

I didn't lead anyone into this, but I was born and trained after birth to keep it going without question or my whole ancestry will be punished for my insubordination.
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Taipan » 15 Jan 2023, 12:18 pm » wrote: Ohhhhhh.........my.
I am 'discussing & debating'.
I gain the upper hand & I win......as usual.
You feel.........."inferior to me"........because of your lack of sharp intellect.
You turn to .......insult.

In Texas, we solve insult........with sheer violence.
I really am.......a violent individual.
I like it that way.
Do you wish to withdraw that insult ?
This will be your only warning.                                         
:)  

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intellect doesn't have an edge on anything outside reasonable doubt semantics performed by most people saving humanity.
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15 Jan 2023 5:27 pm
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Nostradamus'omh » 15 Jan 2023, 6:20 pm » wrote: intellect doesn't have an edge on anything outside reasonable doubt semantics performed by most people saving humanity.

Sir,
I can out-think you right now.
Starting now.
Wanna bet?

Yes,............you are backing down...........again.
If you had any guts......you would be dangerous.                                          
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15 Jan 2023 5:39 pm
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DeezerShoove » 15 Jan 2023, 5:08 pm » wrote: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"If you're going to quote, quote!" Tuco (sort of...)

Sir,
That was not Tuco.
You have no idea who I am, ..........do you ??  
Hheheheheeeee.........little brother, Sole (@Ohm)......do not strike him down.!!
I forbid you to do so.

Deeze.........go in peace.                     
:)  

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Taipan » 15 Jan 2023, 6:39 pm » wrote: Sir,
That was not Tuco.
You have no idea who I am, ..........do you ??  
Hheheheheeeee.........little brother, Sole (@Ohm)......do not strike him down.!!
I forbid you to do so.

Deeze.........go in peace.                     
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@Z09
You are so full of ****.

The Good, The Bad, And the Ugly.
Tuco's in a bathtub when confronted by one of his enemies...
Never mind. You missed the joke, drunk.
Please seat yourself.

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15 Jan 2023 11:18 pm
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DeezerShoove » 15 Jan 2023, 11:55 pm » wrote: You are so full of ****.

The Good, The Bad, And the Ugly.
Tuco's in a bathtub when confronted by one of his enemies...
Never mind. You missed the joke, drunk.

Wrong.
You are so full of ****.
I caught the joke.
I know Tuco.
I carry Colt .45 Peacemaker.
I laughed.
Ha......ha.

There is only 1 reason that I don't shoot you right now.
Your sence of humor.
Your sence of humor.......has saved you from death.
Ha....ha.                                                                                           
:)  



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Taipan » 16 Jan 2023, 12:18 am » wrote: Wrong.
You are so full of ****.
I caught the joke.
I know Tuco.
I carry Colt .45 Peacemaker.
I laughed.
Ha......ha.

There is only 1 reason that I don't shoot you right now.
Your sence of humor.
Your sence of humor.......has saved you from death.
Ha....ha.                                                                                           
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https://youtu.be/aJCSNIl2Pls
So, you can't even admit to a small mistake?
A man could . . . and move on.
Please seat yourself.

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Taipan
15 Jan 2023 11:32 pm
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DeezerShoove » 16 Jan 2023, 12:24 am » wrote: So, you can't even admit to a small mistake?
A man could . . . and move on.

OK.
I can.
Name it.
What was my mistake.??
I will not put my pride above Truth.

Right now ,    ....... I am listening to my home Church.
Cornerstone.
San Antonio.
The fat man.
John Hagee.

https://youtu.be/xYeYKAzCNAE


 
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Taipan » 16 Jan 2023, 12:32 am » wrote: OK.
I can.
Name it.
What was my mistake.??
I will not put my pride above Truth.

Right now ,    ....... I am listening to my home Church.
Cornerstone.
San Antonio.
The fat man.
John Hagee.

https://youtu.be/xYeYKAzCNAE
Ok . . . zzzzz

I paraphrased Tuco. You said it was not Tuco.
I had deliberately misquoted his line from the movie The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

You are an admitted drunk. You recently said so.
I assume you are **** up now.

Take a nap.
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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