coming from a proven failure like you, I wear that like a badge of honor.
@FJB I don't HAVE a skank... and the last skank I ever saw was your wife when She gave me a passable blow job in the bathroom of that tobacco road diner she works at. She almost looked halfway pretty with my cum drooling down her chin.
If you weren't such a ***, you would just laugh at the obvious humor and move on. But you're stuck, because you can't merely get a chuckle from the ribaldry and keep moving. You're snared.maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 8:35 am » wrote: ↑ Your words:
" ...I've only sucked two dicks. I'm perfectly secure in my relative heterosexuality. And I didn't even like sucking those dicks, either. It was when I was much younger, and still experimenting sexually - I was maybe mid-thirties. Oh, I swallowed - I'm no ***. But I didn't like the taste. If I was gay, I would have LOVED the taste. It would have been like Haagen Dazs. I actually went to the men's room - okay, left the men's room, - and I put my finger down my throat and made myself puke that semen back up."
I dunno.... I would suggest that a lot of folks might find that self-revelatory confession to be explicit.
I've got you slobbering so much you're attracting attention, fruity.maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 9:27 am » wrote: ↑ Did you miss the part where that was a direct quote from @Cannonpointer ??
You really are NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya, ducky?
Given your obvious predilections, I can see why you might think that. But I don't swing that way.... not even 2% of the time, like you admittedly do. You and @FJB have a lot in common. I think a hookup between you two would be very "fruitful".Cannonpointer » 08 Feb 2023, 11:42 am » wrote: ↑
I think you got a bit excited - found that scene hot hot hot.
The funny boy doth protest too much, methinks.maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 12:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Given your obvious predilections, I can see why you might think that. But I don't swing that way.... not even 2% of the time, like you admittedly do. You and @FJB have a lot in common. I think a hookup between you two would be very "fruitful".
I'm no protesting at ALL... just making idle chit chat while I wait for my grilled cheese sandwich to come out of the air fryer!
We'll buy that for a dollar, fruity.
Why are you so annoyingly confrontational? Is that your schtick?
maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 12:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Why are you so annoyingly confrontational? Is that your schtick?
The sandwich was great, btw. If you haven't tried cooking with an air fryer, you really should go get one... they're game changers!
I will gladly take any bit of bipartisan agreement whenever I can, regardless of the topic. Who knows? It might be the beginning of a sword to plowshare moment.... or notFJB » 08 Feb 2023, 1:03 pm » wrote: ↑ for once I have to agree with you. Just got a Nu-Wave air fryer... love it.
maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 1:12 pm » wrote: ↑ I will gladly take any bit of bipartisan agreement whenever I can, regardless of the topic. Who knows? It might be the beginning of a sword to plowshare moment.... or not![]()
We have a local fishmonger who brings in fresh salmon almost every morning. A piece just shy of a pound (8/10ths) in the air fryer for 8 minutes at 400 degrees is literally fool-proof culinary magic.
that sounds really fabulous.... I might try that with some haddock!FJB » 08 Feb 2023, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑ I saw a recipe for a coating for fish. Take barbeque chips and smash them up. Coat the fish with that. Going to try it the next time I get a bunch of Crappies.
Another homophobic slur.maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 11:24 am » wrote: ↑ coming from a proven failure like you, I wear that like a badge of honor.
ya poor little homo.
I've cooked with an air fryer - and I agree. It rules.maineman » 08 Feb 2023, 12:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Why are you so annoyingly confrontational? Is that your schtick?
The sandwich was great, btw. If you haven't tried cooking with an air fryer, you really should go get one... they're game changers!
I don't think either one of those things.Cannonpointer » 08 Feb 2023, 5:10 pm » wrote: ↑ I've cooked with an air fryer - and I agree. It rules.
I am confrontational because people who think men belong in women's sports and showers annoy me.
People who think children should be exposed to deranged preverts annoy me, as well.
I know if strikes a raw nerve with him.
You do on the first Teusday of every other November, fruitcake.