Say I'm The Devil, And I Offer You This Deal, Would You Take It???

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By Skans
1 Feb 2023 3:58 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Skans » 02 Feb 2023, 1:15 pm » wrote: Who doesn't like a little corruption, Sole?  I like to spread some on my toast in the A.M.
Anyone who doesn't appreciate a bit of corruption should be limited to american cheese for the rest of their lives. No wine. No beer. No ginger ale. No soy sauce. Nothing fermented. No oysters. No shell fish at all. 

For that matter, they shouldn't even get American cheese, because the cows that made the milk that went into the cheese fed on grass that grew from corruption. 

This entire planet is a big hopper, constantly thinging and thinging things into and out of existence, returning ALL THINGS to the fossil layer. Even nukular **** has a very short shelf life, in the vastness of time. All that springs from the fossil layer feeds back into it, and that right quick - which is why those CREATURES OF THE FOSSIL LAYER who prattle that we are somehow overtaxing the fossil layer (which will consume us shortly) are imbeciles. 

You know that tiny little fleck at the very top of a pile of chicken ****? You know what that is called?

It's called chicken ****. 

And we are a tiny little fleck at the top of the fossil layer - until the next blink, and then back into the dirt. We ARE the fossil layer, ever-so-briefly animated. As creatures of the fossil layer, it is chuckleworthy that some of us believe we can genuinely threaten it. 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Vegas » 02 Feb 2023, 2:06 pm » wrote: If there are no 'gotchs', then it's impossible to have a deal with the devil. That's the whole point of messing with the devil. There is some kind of payment in return.
Rumor has it that he even went back and got Johnny - AND the gold fiddle. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Mrkelly » 02 Feb 2023, 4:38 pm » wrote: you can’t do precision work with a sledgehammer
I put my pinkie in my ear when it itches - not my thumb.

As the meskins say, Con Razon. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 03 Feb 2023, 2:21 am » wrote: Could I go back in time and help Hitler?
How? All elements of the periodic table are busy sustaining life evolving forward now. there is no extra elements universlaly present. things have to erode for life to be added again.
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Cannonpointer » 03 Feb 2023, 2:21 am » wrote: Could I go back in time and help Hitler?
Only if you were 18 before 1945.
 
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Xavier_Onassis » 01 Feb 2023, 5:01 pm » wrote: If you are the Devil,then what do you get out of this?
Money-power

7th century serf "Oath of Fealty" updated to various  2020-22 corporation-commune contracts.

    By the  corporation group before whom anti all creation is holy, I will to be true and faithful, and >>>>>love all which it loves and shun all which it shuns<<<<<<<, according to the laws of pagan barbarian war slavers and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to it, on condition that it will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that it will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to the corporation commune and chose its will.
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Cannonpointer » 03 Feb 2023, 2:24 am » wrote: I'm perfectly happy with the life I've lived - or at least, at peace with it.

But unlike consrule, I have no progeny, so my investment in the present is no impediment. 

I would take the deal, BUT FOR ITS AUTHOR. 

I don't know quite why, but I suspect that feller is slippery.
I suspect at least part of the reason is his willingness to continue to pollute with BlaVe.
Those two fight like chicks all the time. While I'm obviously more on the side of Vegas, it's still overly petty.
BlaVe deserves all the grief he gets but he has no self-awareness about how stupid he seems.
So, to battle with him is kind of dumb since he's too dumb to get it.
Vegas almost becomes his partner at some point.

Something like that...
Please seat yourself.

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Skans » 03 Feb 2023, 8:35 am » wrote: Only if you were 18 before 1945.
 
That was funny and tragic at the same time. Hitler is being helped even after he died. There are idiots repeating his ideologies forward now. That is still helping what he did when alive.

Hitler didn't do anything every other society does, defy how living actually keeps evolving in plain sight and every reality doesn't give a **** how that actually occurs in plain sight.
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Skans » 01 Feb 2023, 4:58 pm » wrote: Would you take this deal?
  • You could go back in time and be 18 years old, and retain your knowledge of everything you learned up to this point in your life.
  • You get to relive your life, but not only that, you get to use the information you have at this time, even in the past.  For example, you could play the stock market knowing what you know now, but back whenever you were 18 - to whatever age you are now.  Or, make different personal choices, etc.
  • There's no  "gotcha's" - you don't have to sell your soul and nothing "bad" will necessarily happen to you.  However, you will have to live with your new decisions, choices and consequences. 
  • Once you go back, your life will go by in real time - there's no jumping forward or back again - this is your one "do-over", but everything gets done over and it is doubtful that things will end up exactly the same as your life is right now.
  • As an added bonus, if you are presently 70 years old for example (or whatever age you are), this would (potentially) give you 52 more years of life (in addition to whatever you've still got left).  So, the older you are, you're sort of cheating death!
So, which of you would take this deal?
 
Boxed into an artificially controlled life and owned by the devil (or groups of punks that think they can be the devil)  like a crop of genetic modified soy beans.

Unencumbered by the weight
Of all these hustlers and their schemes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMIJuuk1SFs
 
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Bob » 03 Feb 2023, 9:21 am » wrote: Boxed into an artificially controlled life and owned by the devil (or groups of punks that think they can be the devil)  like a crop of genetic modified soy beans.

Unencumbered by the weight
Of all these hustlers and their schemes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMIJuuk1SFs
I attribute my long life to GMO vegetables. Back in the 1600's, before GMO beans, they only expected to live to 30.
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Lived:deviL Social characters on a world stage abusing the power of suggestion against everyone else equally evolving limited to genetics eternally separating ancestors populating space now and ancestrally centered in time displaced conceive to decomposed here.

Skans advocates denying now is eternity as he has lived since conceived same as anything else reproductively alive. Satan is the trickers of vernacular tribalisms getting everyone to believe they aren't eternally separated as reproducitons inhabiting space specifically here behaving as instructed to ignore self evident life each ancestor chagning population forward now.

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Skans » 03 Feb 2023, 9:26 am » wrote: I attribute my long life to GMO vegetables. Back in the 1600's, before GMO beans, they only expected to live to 30.
GMO was created to survive larger amounts of herbicide-pesticide that kills the bugs and weeds. Many people who live over 100 years tend to have more beans in their diet however they were mostly organic beans. GMO is another new experiment.

Population reduction-replacement.
"Researchers found that when male tadpoles were exposed to small amounts of atrazine in the water, they ended up turning into hermaphrodites. Said another way, the tadpoles grew up to have both male and female traits. Some of the males even started producing female reproductive cells." 
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Bob » 03 Feb 2023, 9:44 am » wrote: GMO was created to survive larger amounts of herbicide-pesticide that kills the bugs and weeds. Many people who live over 100 years tend to have more beans in their diet however they were mostly organic beans. GMO is another new experiment.

Population reduction-replacement.
"Researchers found that when male tadpoles were exposed to small amounts of atrazine in the water, they ended up turning into hermaphrodites. Said another way, the tadpoles grew up to have both male and female traits. Some of the males even started producing female reproductive cells."
I don't want any more kids anyway.  So, GMO - BRING IT ON, BABY!!!

Here's what I've noticed at the Grocery Store (I loathe that place, but sometimes....).  The "organically grown" lettuce looks rotten, bug-eaten and lighter weight than a head of the non-organically grown lettuce.    Only a retard would buy that organically grown **** over the huge, dense, healthy non-organic lettuce.

As for chicken - give me those Big-Titty Hens, the ones grown with steroids.  Much better meat.  And, I cook it, so it's not like those steroids will survive my BBQ grill.
 
 
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SJConspirator » 02 Feb 2023, 12:39 pm » wrote: Yeh, I want to do it all again. Anybody who doesn't want to relive their youth musta had a **** life
Hey, that's what I called it too.

I have to say that things turned around for me in my mid twenties.
Having to shed emotional baggage and past associations took time.

If "the deal" offered a starting point about 7 years later, maybe I'd change my lean a little. ;)  
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DeezerShoove » 03 Feb 2023, 9:52 am » wrote: Hey, that's what I called it too.

I have to say that things turned around for me in my mid twenties.
Having to shed emotional baggage and past associations took time.

If "the deal" offered a starting point about 7 years later, maybe I'd change my lean a little. Image
I have to say, I don't understand this.  If your late teens/early 20's sucked, wouldn't you want to go back to that time and have a "re-do"?  What's the point in going back in time to the part of your life that you loved and "re-do" it?
 
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Skans » 03 Feb 2023, 9:47 am » wrote: I don't want any more kids anyway.  So, GMO - BRING IT ON, BABY!!!

Here's what I've noticed at the Grocery Store (I loathe that place, but sometimes....).  The "organically grown" lettuce looks rotten, bug-eaten and lighter weight than a head of the non-organically grown lettuce.    Only a retard would buy that organically grown **** over the huge, dense, healthy non-organic lettuce.

As for chicken - give me those Big-Titty Hens, the ones grown with steroids.  Much better meat.  And, I cook it, so it's not like those steroids will survive my BBQ grill.
"According to Bertoni the botanist, Stevia was used by the native tribes in Paraguay for centuries as a powerful contraceptive that destroys fertility.""And what if I told you that since Stevia has been pumped into the Western food supply, birth rates have plummeted, risking population collapse? And what if I told you Obama’s science czar knew about the effects of Stevia all along?"
https://newspunch.com/depopulation-drug ... od-supply/
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Bob » 03 Feb 2023, 10:05 am » wrote: "According to Bertoni the botanist, Stevia was used by the native tribes in Paraguay for centuries as a powerful contraceptive that destroys fertility.""And what if I told you that since Stevia has been pumped into the Western food supply, birth rates have plummeted, risking population collapse? And what if I told you Obama’s science czar knew about the effects of Stevia all along?"
https://newspunch.com/depopulation-drug ... od-supply/
Well, Stevia is a sweetner.  I don't use that ****, just good 'ol sugar.   And, I am sure that Obama, Democrats - all of those assholes are "0-Population" dictators.

As for genetically modified vegetables  - they haven't done **** to me.  I eat 'em up.
 
 
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So Skans' question is not even original. Rightwingers lack creativity and want to return to some ideal past that never was.

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Xavier_Onassis » 03 Feb 2023, 10:39 am » wrote: So Skans' question is not even original. Rightwingers lack creativity and want to return to some ideal past that never was.

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Clearly, you didn't understand the deal.
 
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Skans » 03 Feb 2023, 10:07 am » wrote: Well, Stevia is a sweetner.  I don't use that ****, just good 'ol sugar.   And, I am sure that Obama, Democrats - all of those assholes are "0-Population" dictators.

As for genetically modified vegetables  - they haven't done **** to me.  I eat 'em up.
 
  Stevia and other unnecessary stuff is added into the food-water = population reduction. The current solution is to bring a new population into the USA area instead of solving problems that reduce population. USA is only a small percentage of world population.

Pagan barbarian war slavers want you to have a small sick non reproducing population and you want this kind of situation too, win-win deal.
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